CyberSin

by The DeathBunnie



Shinigami Bob dared to challenge; I dare to answer.

Dun dun DUN!!

Well, folks, here I am new and already responding to challenges with

inane banter and moronic fics. Anyway, this is in response to

Shinigami Bob's challenge for a cyber-style thing. If anyone can

tell me where I got this from, I'd be happy to know. It just came

out, but it seems like I'm stealing it from something. To me, it

reads like "Hackers" meets "Ghost in the Shell" meets "Johnny

Nuemonic" (or however the hell it's spelled) with a little bit of

"Lain" thrown in for good measure. I dunno. Watch it go poof and

die.



*_*



Stuff to know; Of course, this is AU. Duh. I suppose that's a

warning in itself, though. "AU? AGGGHH!" Also, the people are a

bit OOC, as would testify to the AU, but I tried to keep them as

close to the originals as possible. Maybe some mild language, and,

of course, a complete and total lack of making any kind of sense.

Er, as an additive, I'd like to make it known that I don't hate

Amelia. She just annoys the hell out of me. Hm. Did you ever

notice how, in a FanFic, when the author says something like that in

the beginning, it usually means utter hell for the poor girl?

Amelia: Nooooo!

Author: What the hell? What are you doing here?

Amelia: I'm here to protest this potential unjust treatment against

me.

Author: Oh, hell no, I'm not doing one of those things where all the

characters come and talk to the author just like in all of the other

FanFic, no way, no how.

Xelloss: You already are, Bunnie-San.

Author: DAMMIT!

^.^



"Shit, fuck and damn!" {(Author's note; scratch the 'mild' in 'mild

language' warning. Heh.)} Zel's hand slammed down on the keyboard

sending plastic bits flying. He seemed sated for the moment, then

with an infuriated growl he snatched the plug from the socket and

smashed the keyboard against the floor.

"Do you really think it deserved that?" a female voice intoned from

behind him. He ripped off the input glasses from his face and spun

around to face Lina as she leaned against the doorjamb. She had that

coy, know-it-all smirk on her face. "After all, it was only a lump

of plastic; it's not like you can blame it for your complete lack of

skills. Only you can prove what a talent less, third-rate, sad, good

for nothing, utterly -"

"Right, I get the point," he bitterly retorted, sending a glare her

way. Leaning back in the chair, he idly kicked off the foot stops

and hit the switch, lowering the throne-like metal monstrosity down

to floor level once more. Hopping out a few feet before it stopped,

he unplugged the VR gloves and sighed, tucking the glasses away on

top of his head after unplugging them as well. "I was so close. I

could have practically touched him! And he STILL got away with the

files."

Lina sighed and closed her eyes, shuffling the forelocks of her

flaming red dreds with her right hand. "Which ones?"

"Most of the interface module lockout sequences, as well as half of

the Mercurium Project data this time."

Her eyes bugged out. "You're...you shitting me, right? There's no way

he could have gotten all that...he wasn't in the system for more than

three minutes!"

Shaking his head, he pushed past her as he headed out, trying to

disguise the slight wobble in his step from sheer exhaustion.

"Whatever he is, he's not all human. That's all. He's probably got

so many chips implanted he couldn't get within ten feet of a bowl of

dip."

At that, Lina burst out laughing and slapped his shoulder. "I can't

believe it; did you actually just make a joke? You must be more

tired than I thought."

"Machines don't get tired," he commented with a wry grin, and was

rewarded with a bonk upside the stylized metal plate that covered

half his face and matched the rest affixed to most of his body. He

patted her head lightly as he watched her try to rub the pain away

from her now-bruised hand. "We also don't respond well to being

whacked by little girls."

She stuck out her tongue. "You're not a machine and I'm not a little

girl." And with that, she kicked his left kneecap - she knew for a

fact that it wasn't metal - and smirked. "Now get down to the

kitchen and let's get some food!"

The pair headed towards the elevator that lead even further

underground, Lina dragging the still-limping Zelgadis alongside.

*************************

He slumped back in his seat, closing his eyes with a groan. That had

been more than a workout than intended; this guy was good, there was

no doubt about that. The fact actually worried the hacker somewhat;

this guy had practically predicted his every move. There was no

way, but it seemed so true.

Tapping his left temple lightly, the tiny metallic projections that

protruded from just outside the corner of his eyes slid away back

into his skull - no glasses were required for him to swim in the

ultrasonic digital nightmare world. Leaning forward, he continued to

disconnect from the mainframe, pulling plugs out of his wrists,

ankles, then small of his back, and finally the base of his skull.

Stretching languorously, he stood and arched his back with a few slow

pops as he reached over for the black silk robe thrown carelessly on

the floor and slipped it on just as the electronic voice boomed

throughout the room.

"TWENTY-FOUR-FIVE-TWELVE-TWELVE-FIFTEEN-NINETEEN-NINETEEN."

He paused, then nodded, tucking back a lock of purple hair. "I'm

here."

"RECONNECT TO TERMINAL INTERFACE. DATA TRANSFERRENCE REQUIRED FOR

IMMEDIATE PROCESSING OF NET GAINS."

Sighing, the slim figure tied the belt of the robe before tucking his

feet into matching black slippers. "I just disconnected. It can

wait until tomorrow, can't it?"

"DATA TRANSFERENCE REQUIRED FOR IMMEDIATE PROCESSING OF NET GAINS."

Muttering to himself, he finally shook his head. "Tomorrow," he

announced, and his refusal was followed by a sharp scream as a jolt

of digital agony ripped through him. Collapsing to all fours, he

fought for breath as he shakily replied, "R...right. Immediate.

Didn't... didn't quite catch that p-part."

******************************

Down in the galley, Zelgadis sat prodding disinterestedly at his

food. His gaze rose occasionally to the others whom he regarded as

friends.

There was Lina; a promising guardian despite her age. Self-trained,

to boot. She was often a lot of trouble, but then again that's what

made her so magnetic. Everyone grew to like her, sooner or later.

Well, like or fear. She was much fiercer than she looked.

Gourry wasn't a guardian or a hunter; really, he was just hired

help. But it was obvious the attraction he held to the

guardian-in-training, and so they let it be. He was more honest than

any of them, and most took it to be because of stupidity. Zelgadis

knew better, but usually said nothing.

Sitting closest to him was Amelia. She looked so out of place here

with the wide, innocent eyes and the white-tipped black hair that

shadowed her face. She was a guardian in training as well, though it

was well-known she really wanted to be a hunter. Perhaps that was

why she clung so tightly to him. Perhaps.

"So that Jell-o guy got more stuff this time?" Gourry piped in even

as he swatted a roll from Lina's plate.

"His name," she replied, while smacking the back of his head and

grabbing the food back, "is Xelloss. Xelloss. Xel. Loss. Why

can't you get that right? Xelllllloossss."

Shrugging, Gourry snatched the roll back. "Maybe because it's such a

stupid name. Why would anyone name anyone something like that? It's

worse than... than..." He paused in thought.

"Zelgadis?" Lina chimed in helpfully as she prepared to punch him

squarely in the face.

"Yeah, definitely worse than Zelgadis, though not by much," Gourry

nodded, landing promptly on his back with a thud as the fist smashed

home.

Rolling his eyes, Zelgadis finally threw his roll to Lina to pacify

the two. "It's his serial number."

The others looked at him, dumbfounded. Amelia finally spoke up.

"Serial number? For what?"

"For him. Xelloss."

The other exchanged confused glances, and Zelgadis explained, "I told

you, he's not all human. Most of his body is wires, cables, input

ports... there's hardly anything left beneath his skin that's human. He

was manufactured - augmented - and the company that made him gave him

a serial number. When he started out, he was just a number, but now

he's a name; the letters of his name correspond to the numbers in

his serial. I think he thinks he's being creative."

"So... " Lina counted. "So, his serial is twenty-four, five, twelve,

twelve... err...fifteen...nineteen, nineteen? Wow, and I thought Amelia

had a long name." Amelia stuck out her tongue at Lina, who

continued, "How exactly do you know all this, Zel?"

"I've been after him a long time," he remarked, then returned his

gaze to his cup of mocha signifying the end of this line of queries.

Knowing when to let something drop, the others shrugged and went back

to fighting over the food - they still weren't quite sure why they

did it. It just seemed like the thing to do.

******************************

The next night they woke up and went back to work, Lina at her books,

Amelia at hers. Gourry was pulling the usual guard duty in this

sector and he commonly stopped by to say hello to the girls, who

always seemed to enjoy the polite attention and friendly (if not

slightly irritating) company.

But Zelgadis, he was really at work.

Through the VR headset he saw information fly past. Other travelers

in the digital circumference buzzed past, little more than flickering

lights. He knew he was clearly visible, though; he had both the

ability and inclination to make himself as clear as possible. While

others used the circumference for information and entertainment, he

made it his priority to be seen so everyone would know that he was on

the hunt.

His prey would be back tonight, if only to test the restraints and

look for traps. He'd never actually gotten to see the hacker, but he

knew that when he came out he would be just as clearly visible; he

loved to play, he loved to be seen. He was famous, after all; not

that anyone in the circumference would dare stop and chat with him.

Once he was seen, the area usually cleared out - with a slight

warning beforehand. Ah... sound the alarms.

Through the tangle of wires and lines he could see the little

travelers clearing out as the cry went up. 'Lock up the files, but

it'll do no good; Serial Number Sam is on the prowl for food.' He'd

been taught that stupid nursery rhyme for as long as he could

remember, but it was obsolete. It had been dubbed illegal for

'Serial Number Sams' to be produced after 2340, and by now they'd all

died out. They had short life spans anyway; despite the contracts

they signed, their manufacturers usually dismantled them the instant

they lost their edge. Spare parts were hard to come by, after all,

and fetched a high price on the market.

He readied the nets; if this were indeed Xelloss, he'd have to be

ready to act fast. Trap them in their digital projections then track

them back to their bodies. It was usually easy as pie, but this one

was faster than anything he'd seen before. This guy was probably

permanently affixed to a terminal; his corporeal body was more than

likely nothing more than a bit of flesh and a brain with wires in it.

It was the only way for him to move so fast here.

The light was growing up ahead, so the bastard had lit himself up

like a neon sign. It was just like the pretentious asshole to be the

most visible thing in the area. It was strange, lavender sort of

luminescence, and as he grew brighter he tensed, ready to launch the

burning cage that would anchor him from his body...

...when he felt pressure on his shoulder. Or rather, where his

shoulder would be if he were corporeal. "Hunting rabbits again?"

The voice was chillingly soft, and he started nervously, jerking

around to face the intruder.

"I'm on duty - this is a restricted area. Clear out." his voice

trailed off as he caught sight of the entity projected before him.

Was it male or female? Judging by the lithe, slim body, it was more

than likely male, though the maker hadn't gone to any great lengths

to project an air of masculinity. Purple hair framed a pale face,

and a black gloved hand still rested on his shoulder from beneath the

undulating mass of shimmering purple-black robes the figure was

swathed in. There was a breathtakingly mischievous smile curling the

thin lips and as the head canted, eyebrows raised.

"Hello?" The voice was like a chainsaw cutting through silk,

grating the back of his brain while slipping and caressing everything

else. The hand released his shoulder and the figure moved closer,

their faces only inches apart as the creature searched the hunter's

eyes. "Is anyone home in there?"

And it was then that he saw it.

With the projection so close he could see the eyes; they were

purple, entrancing, but they were diamond-shaped with slit pupils.

Ingrained on the purple irises were serial numbers... twenty-four, five,

twelve, twelve...

"...fifteen, nineteen, nineteen!" he blurted out, eyes wide. Shit! It

was him! He brought up the launcher and Xelloss's eyes narrowed

dangerously as he drifted back then made a sharp jerk to the left, so

fast it was barely visible. He glanced back over his shoulder,

having momentarily forgotten about the source of the mysterious light

earlier, and Xelloss spoke up with a chuckle.

"It's called a diversion, hunter. I'd think you wouldn't be dumb

enough to fall for it, but, well, now I have my answer." The figure

continued to dart left to right randomly, circling the hunter in a

dizzying dance of distraction, the swirling, shimmering robe

flickering like a mirage.

"So what are you after this time, then?" Zelgadis attempted as he

tried to set the sights on the flickering figure.

"That's a secret, you should know that," Xelloss tsked, grinning

wildly and disappearing in an impossibly-fast move, only to reappear

directly behind the hunter and grab the weapon from him. Tutting and

chuckling, he raised the massive launcher onto a shoulder that

shouldn't have been able to take the weight - he obviously had a

master's control over this form - and tilted his head. "I wonder. I

wonder. I wonder if I turned this up all the way, then hid you,

would your friends find your projection before your body rotted

away?"

The grin was absolutely malicious, but Zelgadis returned it boldly.

"You really think I'd carry something that could trap my own

projection?" he bluffed, hoping he sounded convincing. It was quite

probable that he'd die long before his friends found his projection

if this guy hid him.

The figure seemed to ponder this, then snickered. "Yes, I think you

would." And with that, he fired.

****************************

Dammit... what had happened? Every inch of his body burned as if on

fire and he couldn't move a muscle. There was no telling how long

he'd been out, but if the pain raging through him way any indication,

he had been trapped for a long, long time. He'd always wondered what

it would feel like to be netted; his prey had made it obvious that

it was quite painful by their screams. Funny. He couldn't seem to

scream now, even though it hurt like hell.

His solitude was interrupted by a sharp pain in his nose - gah! What

was that?! Jerking back to consciousness, he winced as the bright

lights assaulted his eyes. "What? Huh?" His throat was dry, making

his voice an almost unintelligible croak.

"Your projection doesn't carry a regulation net, you know," a

familiar voice intoned with mild irritation. He squinted up to find

Lina standing over him, a small jar of smelling salts in her hand.

"We almost never got you out of that thing. You're just one lucky

bastard, that's all."

His stare was blank, completely uncomprehending, and Amelia chuckled.

"With that expression, he looks a lot like Gourry, doesn't he?" That

got his attention, and he shot her a glare causing her to flinch back

in mock-terror.

Sitting up slowly, he raised his hand against his forehead to block

out the pain, groaning low. "What happened?"

"We-ell... he had you cornered, but I showed up just in time, luckily

enough," Lina beamed.

"I was there, too!" Amelia pouted, elbowing the redhead, who went on

as though she hadn't heard.

"So I happened upon you just as he fired, and managed to get him with

my own net," she grinned.

"But I helped her hold it!" Amelia wailed.

Zelgadis looked back and forth between the two of them. "You were

both supposed to be studying. What were you doing in the

circumference anywhere near me? I was in the deep files."

"Well, we were..." Amelia looked over to Lina who shrugged.

"We were researching the central perimeter's deep file integration

notes for the exam."

He pondered this a moment, then smirked. "With a hunter-only

projection net?"

A slight falter, and she managed a hopeful smile. "Uh... we were

granted it for security measures in case Xelloss showed up?" she

ventured.

"There's no such thing, you know," Zelgadis remarked as he started to

pluck the monitoring wires off his forehead and chest.

Lina blanched. "I meant the outer perimeter," she added hurriedly.

Smirking, he stood and clarified idly, "Not that. I meant that

there's no question about it on the exam." The two girls exchanged

glances, knowing they were caught, and he patted them on their heads.

"It's okay, I won't tell. I appreciate you looking out for me, even

if it could've gotten you ripped or kicked out of the academy."

"Yeah, well, the same could be said of your projection net. What did

you do to that thing, anyway? It was practically impossible to get

it off!" Amelia yelped excitedly - no doubt hoping to build one of

her own.

"You know I can't tell you that," he started, then something seemed

to click in the back of his mind; something his brain had been

screaming since Lina first started talking. "You shot him with your

net?"

Shrugging smugly, Lina nodded. "Yep. Then I fired one on him with

your net when he dropped it, just to make sure. I got him stowed in

the lockout files."

The both looked around, but Zelgadis was already gone.

********************

He was going to be dismantled. When he didn't return with the files

within a few days, they would have already started to dismantle him

for spare parts, and he couldn't do a damn thing about it because he

was stuck in this net! He shifted restlessly, the burning threads

cutting into his arms through the translucent robe that flickered and

hovered about him, barely there. He had his mind on other important

things at the moment and the robes took up a lot of memory.

If he could cry, he probably would.

Giving up his struggles for a while, he rewound the scene and played

it back in slow motion. The hunter had been right there; the source

of all his problems, the one thing that made his job such a problem.

And so much fun. No other hunter had come so close to netting him

so many times. Was that why he hesitated? Not that he hesitated

long, of course. He really got a kick out of that expression on the

hunter's face when the threads wound around his projection - he could

even picture the way his corporeal body would have shuddered and

twitched as the ties to his mind were temporarily severed.

Speaking of projections - he paused the playback to just before he

fired, getting a good look at the body - why had he chose such a

strange form? He had looked like some kind of elven creature. The

ears were pointed and thin, along with his eyes. His features were

sharp, cutting, his skin a pale sky blue in contrast to the dark

sapphire eyes. There was what looked like a series of stones

embedded into the chin and just under the eyes, no doubt for

intimidation purposes. They actually succeeded in making him look

rather fetching. He had worn the usual navy and red hunter's

uniform, though there were a few items attached to the belt that he

doubted were strictly regulation. The net he carried definitely

wasn't regulation.

Lost in his thoughts, he didn't notice the hunter come up behind him.

Reaching out, he grabbed a bit of net that was wrapped around the

hacker's throat that he'd apparently managed to loosen, and with a

sharp tug he tightened it again causing the prisoner to gasp and

croak out a groan of pained protest.

"Now that I've got your attention," Zelgadis started

conversationally, "I'd like to get a few pieces of information from

you. The more helpful you are, the faster we can retrieve your body

and finish this off."

Xelloss glared at the hunter of his shoulder and snorted, the robe

flickering back to a more solid state as he straightened up in an

effort to regain his dignity. "They're going to start disassembling

me any time now. I don't see why I need to bother cooperating."

Zelgadis found himself staring at the figure, then he blinked out of

it. "Bullshit. They wouldn't disassemble their star and we both

know that. Besides," he added with a snort, "as fast as you are, I

can't see how there's much left to disassemble."

The hacker's eyebrows raised, and he huffed. "I think that's

entirely uncalled for. There's plenty of me left, thank you very

much. But, thanks for the compliment," he grinned. The grin

faltered as he felt a hand on his hip between the glowing bands that

bound him.

"I don't believe you," the hunter whispered, lips brushing against

Xelloss's ear.

Xelloss jerked, then frowned as he flinched away. "Don't touch me,

hunter-boy." He paused, then added, "Unless you want to be trapped

in the net, too."

Tapping out a code on the wrist pad, he disengaged the net around the

hacker and met his gaze evenly as he brushed a hand against the white

cheek, causing Xelloss to flinch away, shaking his head. "Don't

touch me."

The hand immediately fell, and he nodded. "Fair enough. What are

you after, then? I remind you that you're still in the lockout

files; there's no way out of here. No connection to the

circumference."

Xelloss nodded slowly, understanding his meaning. It wasn't a

reminder that he couldn't escape; it was an assurance that the

mainframe he was connected to wouldn't be able to intercept anything

he said. But still... "That's a secret."

"I see," Zelgadis nodded, his tone somewhat darker. "Will you at

least tell me who you're working for?"

The hacker was silent, but soon the shaking of his shoulders was

clearly visible. Closing the distance between them, Zelgadis tried

to steady the prisoner with a light hand on his shoulder which was

immediately shrugged off with an accompanying slap that resounded

throughout the chamber.

"Don't touch me!" Xelloss screamed, a hint of hysteria in his voice.

"They're going to disassemble me! Goddammit!" He swung a fist at

the hunter, who simply took the blow stoically. "You don't give a

shit! Just keep me here, alright? Just keep me here and you won't

have to worry about your precious files much longer because I'll be

in tiny pieces in a bunch of jars on the sale rack!"

Taken aback by this sudden outburst, Zelgadis was momentarily stunned

into stillness. It wore off soon, however, and despite the hacker's

earlier protests he grabbed him and held him close, saying nothing

until the robed figure's wild thrashings finally subsided to tearless

sobs, his voice barely audible as he whispered, "It's going to hurt.

I wonder if I'll feel it here?" The hunter's heart broke at the

resigned tone in Xelloss's musings. "They'll have to start soon,

won't they? If I'm dead then they can't harvest the parts... they're

no good. Maybe I have one more day left... how long have I been here?

Please don't touch me." It was almost an afterthought, accompanied

by a half-hearted push against the hunter's chest.

Zelgadis made no moves to release him and instead held him tighter,

closing his eyes. "Tell me who you work for and I'll get your body

back. I can't let you go; it would be too obvious to the

higher-ups. But I can bring your body back here and you'll be safe."

"Just leave me alone," came the monotone reply.

Taking another route of action, Zelgadis smoothed back the purple

locks of hair gently, pressing a kiss to the faintly-struggling boy's

forehead. "Why don't you want to be touched?"

Silence, at first. Then a whisper, "That's a secret, stupid damn

fleshie."

Fleshie. He hadn't heard that word in a long time; not since the

world was filled with 'Serial Number Sams' who used it as a

derogatory term towards their fully-human counterparts. It actually

made him chuckle a little, and Xelloss pushed at him harder. "No,

no," Zelgadis smiled, "I wasn't laughing at you. I just... haven't heard

that word in a long time."

Xelloss offered a tiny - though the hunter found it absolutely

radiant - smile. "Sorry. I'm just not hip, I guess."

"I guess so," Zelgadis conceded, then brushed his lips against the

white temple, pushing back the purple strands gently. "Are you going

to tell me where I can find you?"

The hacker shuddered at the touch, then sighed, giving up. His death

was imminent; it didn't really matter anymore. "Promenade

Enterprises, basement level twenty-six." He shifted and sighed,

finally relaxing against the body offered. He felt the hunter's

shudder and smiled slightly; his own projection was freezing compared

to that of a 'fleshie', but the hunter was doing a good job of

pretending not to notice. He added playfully, "I'll be the third jar

on the left, in case you get confused. Please be sure to get all

eight bottles of me or I'll be really sad."

"I don't doubt it," he smirked, disengaging himself from the

entanglement of the hacker's robes. "Now keep quiet; I'll be back

in no time."

"Liar."

Zelgadis smirked. "Maybe." And with that, he disconnected.

**************************

Jerking out of the chair, he immediately ripped off the gloves and

glasses before jumping out of the chair. Lina was waiting for him in

the doorway, but he pushed past her hurriedly and she called out

after him, "What's the rush?"

"Got a corporeal to catch. Need to get there fast," was all he said

as he disappeared down the hall.

Her eyebrows raised, then she grinned and looked back at the console

he was sitting at. Lockout files always kept a record of all

activity within them... too bad Zel was in such a hurry he'd forgotten

to erase it.

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