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Siobhan: 9 Suzaku-seikun~4 Hikitsu~1 Miaka~6 Mitsukake~3 Nakago~7 Nuriko~3 Tetsuya~2 Shouka~2 Subaru~3

Kari: 9 Seiryuu~2 Yui~4 Tasuki~7 Miboshi~2 Soi~3 Ren~3 Suboshi~5 Tenkou~3 Emporer of Kotou~3

Alayna: 10 Susano~2 Byakko~4 Tokaki~2 Hotohori~2 Tomite~4 Tomo~2 Ashitare~2 Kouji~3 Yuiren~4 Tamahome~7

Serena: 8 Amiboshi/Kaika~3 Chichiri~4 Chiriko~3 Miiru~2 Genbu (sexy sexy)~3 Takiko~5 Keisuke~2 Tatara~3

Miboshi: I will take over your body, once I can float again.

Chiriko: Get away from my you petafiling freak!

Kouji: Kock knock, who's there? It's Kouji, here to join the other Fushigi Yuugi characters in this thing. Kouji, come right in and join us. Why thank you.

Miaka: Where is Tamahome?

Tamahome: MIAKA!

Miaka: Tamahome!

Soi: Go away Priestess of Suzaku.

Miaka: It's Soi!

Chichiri: These bodies are very confusing, ya know.

Tasuki: You're tellin me. I got the emporer of Kotou in here and that guys a freak.

EOK: Quiet you.

Nakago: Die!

Seiryuu: You dare say die to your god?

Suzaku: It's all about me.

Genbu: Yes, but I am sexier. It's why they call me sexy sexy Genbu, that's TWO sexies.

Yui: Wow, it's the beast gods. I can't believe it.

Susano: Where is Tatara?

Suboshi: Beats me.

Nakago hits him

Suboshi: What was that for Lord Nakago?

Nakago: The body made me do it.

Suboshi: I demand to know were my brother is.

Miiru: I do too.

Hotohori: No Miiru! I will not be sujected to you and you brother's fooling

around.

Tetsuya: I want to be with Yui forever, and I wanna keep my sun-glasses on always, cause...I'm Tetsuya.

Tenkou: The Priestess of Seiryuu is not out at the moment. But I, Tenkou, will be a GOD! MWA HA HA HA...

Tamahome: Shove it Tenkou.

Nakago: Yeah dude you suck.

Takiko: The beat god is consuming me!

Mitsukake: I shall heal you! Heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal heal...

Takiko: Mitsukake...

Mitsukake: ...heal heal heal heal heal

Takiko: I'M HEALED ALREADY!

Chiriko: The sqare root of the amount of times Mitsukake said heal is...

Tasuki: OW! Knowledge.

Nuriko: Tasuki, you're an idiot. It's too bad you can't be a pretty as me.

Tasuki: Hey, at least people know MY gender.

Chichiri: He's right, ya know. A lot of people question Nuriko's true gender, ya know.

Nuriko: Oh can it.

Yuiren: Big brother?

Suboshi: I thought you were dead, child.

Tamahome: Go burn in flames yo-yo boy.

Amiboshi: And stop kissing me ya perve.

Tatara: I have been waiting for 10 minutes, where is Susano?

Tenkou: Your abilty to wait for the priestess of Byakko amazes me, but did you ever of getting your girlfriend a watch?

Tatara:...no...

Takiko: Has anyone even seen my eyes?

Everyone else: No.

Keisuke: Tamahome, you are so cool.

Ashitare: Fresh meat...

Keisuke: *screech like a little girl*

Nakago: Down Ashitare. *makes whip sound*

Tasuki: Here, have a beer.

Keisuke: Thanks.

Byakko: Subaru?

Subaru: Yes my lord Byakko?

Miaka: Dumplings! *bites her own boob*

Byakko: That is...odd...

Tomo: Where is my beloved Nakago?

Soi: *cough* gay freak *cough*

Tomo: *cough* whore *cough*

Soi: I am not a whore I am a sexual technician.

Ren: I know all about the Universe of the Four Gods and all people are bad.

Miaka: That's not true!

Tamahome: Don't throw her off the roof again!

Tomite: Your arms and legs are moving in perfect sync.

Shouka: Who are you talking to? Ah I have a demon! JUAN!

Suzaku: Does that chick ever shut up?

Byakko: I don't know Suzaku.

Mitsukake: GREAT HEALING POWER!

Tasuki: Here we go again.

Tomite: Eat my ice arrow.

Hikitsu: Stop Tomite, no one's done anything!

Tomite: Oh yeah...

Tasuki: Fire always beats ice.

Everyone else: WE KNOW!

Shouka: JUAN! JUAN!

Nuriko *wispers*: Isn't the demon OUT?

Miiru: Yes, but aren't you worried...about Miaka?

Tamahome: Don't bite my ear!

Nakago: Let me show you how I kissed her...Tamahome.

Tamahome: And dont' you kiss and/or lick me blondey!

Suboshi: Where are my balls?

Tetsuya: In your pants?

Suboshi *glare*

Tomite: Oh gove it a rest yo-yo boy.

Ashitare: Yeah, dat gets old.

EOK: You look very nice...

Chichiri: I'm really a guy in a girl's body, ya know. Get away from me.

EOK: Even better...

Genbu: You may not do such things to a beast god.

Yui: I appologize Genbu-seikun. I am so sorry for my body's actions.

Genbu: I know, it wanted me cause I am so darn sexy.

Yui: Ah...right.

Yuiren: I love my big brother.

Miaka: Not as much as me.

Yuiren: Wanna bet priest-ASS.

Tamahome: Yuiren, where's you get that mouth?

Yuiren: Kouji taught my how to sware likka bandit.

Yui: Kouji!

Kouji: WHAT?!

Suzaku: That's just wrong man, teachin lil kids howda swear. Shit man that's fucked up.

Chiriko: Suzaku, have you been in the ghetto again?

Suzaku: ...maybe...

Amiboshi: Well I hope the ebonics gives you strength and courage.

Kouji: Can the strength and courage shit won't cha?

Amiboshi: It is not...what you said.

Tasuki: Ha, the pansy won't even swear.

Takiko: Does no one care that Genbu ate me?

Everyone: No.

Takiko: *cries*

Ren: All peole pick out who is different and immediately...

Seiryuu: Really Ren, no one wants to hear your monolouge so sit down and shut up.

Ren: *mumbles* Slimey fish...

Byakko: well, Genbu may be the sexy god but I am the Bishonen god. Do you not see my great hair and sexy, dreamy eyes?

Tokaki: Too bad you're not a cute girl with a great tush and fine thighs.

Subaru: You have a tush and thigh problem!

Tokaki: I do not. I am Tokaki of the Byakko Seven...I can teleport.

Subaru: You know, denial is not just a river in de Egypt.

Chichiri: I thought the Nile was in Egypt, ya know. Where is DaEgypt?

Nakago: Down Ashitare!

Susano: But I am not Ashitare, I am Susano Osugi. Tatara! TATARA!

Tatara: I'll save you when you get a watch.

Tenkou: Right on.

Miboshi: Why can't I float damn it.

Hotohori: Miboshi, your mouth is foul. You filth and foul. I am pretty.

Everyone else: Riiiiight....

Tasuki: Chiriko are you sick or something?

Chiriko *sounding sick*: No.

Tasuki: Are you sure?

Chiriko: No!

Tasuki: Are ya gonna puke on me?

Chiriko: YES!

Everyone: CHIRIKO!