Chapter one:
It was a day like any over day at Hogwarts as normal as a school of witchcraft and wizardry could get. Professor.Trelawney kept predicting Harry's death that a purple elephant will kill him or at least cause him bodily harm and professor. Snape took five points from each Gryffindor for simply breathing much to Slytherin's glee. The rest of the day past by slowly all Harry wanted was some peace and quiet after a day of non stop death threats and glares from teachers and students alike. After escaping Hermione who was still on that house elf liberation and still trying to get Harry to join Harry decided to take a walk ALONE!. Harry took a walk in the filed just out side of the castle the sun still pretty high in the sky but for some reason Harry did not look happy suddenly he tripped over this fanfiction writer ME!!!!!!!
Ksha: "Hey!!!!!!!! WATCH IT I'M TRYING TO WRITE THE FANFICTION YOU'RE IN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry: "I DON'T CARE YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS AND IT BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!"
Harry: "I SAID YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!!"
Harry: "OH YEAH!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "THAT DOS IT!!!!!!!"
Ksha2222 picks up her laptop and types in…Suddenly a giant purple elephant falls from the sky and flattens Harry.
Harry: "owche!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "Say your sorry and I might take the elephant off"
Harry: "OK! OK! IM SORRY NOW GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "Now say my fanfictions are great and Im the Queen of fanfiction"
Harry: "YOUR FANFICTIONS ARE GREAT AND YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET IT OFF!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "All right! All right! Ill take it off now"
Ksha2222 picks up her laptop again and types in that the elephant disappears with out a trace and it dos.
Harry: "Thank you I'm sorry for what I did earlier I was just a little upset after my day"
Ksha: "That's ok I'm sorry to for blowing up like that"
Harry: "Friends?"
Harry holds out his hand to shake on it.
Ksha: "Friends"
I shake Harry's hand just then Draco walks up with his usual sneer on his face.
Draco: "Well! Well! If it isn't the famous Harry Potter making friends with a mudblood"
Harry: "Piss-off Draco!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha2222 starts to glow red and picks up her laptop as her red battle aura sparks.
Ksha: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!!!!!!"
Harry: "Uh Oh!"
Harry leans over to Draco and whispers in his ear.
Harry: "You really don't want to make her mad I'm warning you"
Draco: "I'm not scared of her what's she going to do? I CALLED YOU A MUDBLOOD WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!!!!!!! YOU DRITY MUDBLOOD!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha2222 starts typing and Harry backs away from Draco as a huge bolt of lightning strikes Draco and knocks him out.
Ksha: "JACKASS!!!!!!!"
Harry: "WHOA!!!!!!! Nice job"
Ksha: "Thank you"
Ksha: "Harry it's getting late and you have to take Draco to the infirmary"
Harry: "Oh!!! Ok will I ever see you again?"
Ksha: "Sure! But in other chapters ok?"
Harry: "All right BYE!!!!!!!"
Harry yells good-bye and waves as he drags Draco back to the castle and I wave back and yell good-bye. When I saw he was in the castle again I disappeared back to where I came from laptop and all.
Ron: "Hey Harry where have you been and…HEY!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED AT HIM?!!!!!!!"
Ron yelled pointing at Draco Harry smiled and said……….
A very pretty girl named ksha happened to him. He laughed at Ron's puzzled expression and continued to drag Draco off telling Ron all about it.
Disclaimer: I do not own and of the characters or places and thing they belong to J.K. Rowling
PLEASE R/R OR IM GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!
It was a day like any over day at Hogwarts as normal as a school of witchcraft and wizardry could get. Professor.Trelawney kept predicting Harry's death that a purple elephant will kill him or at least cause him bodily harm and professor. Snape took five points from each Gryffindor for simply breathing much to Slytherin's glee. The rest of the day past by slowly all Harry wanted was some peace and quiet after a day of non stop death threats and glares from teachers and students alike. After escaping Hermione who was still on that house elf liberation and still trying to get Harry to join Harry decided to take a walk ALONE!. Harry took a walk in the filed just out side of the castle the sun still pretty high in the sky but for some reason Harry did not look happy suddenly he tripped over this fanfiction writer ME!!!!!!!
Ksha: "Hey!!!!!!!! WATCH IT I'M TRYING TO WRITE THE FANFICTION YOU'RE IN RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Harry: "I DON'T CARE YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS AND IT BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!!!!!!"
Harry: "I SAID YOUR FANFICTION SUCKS!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!!!!!!"
Harry: "OH YEAH!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "THAT DOS IT!!!!!!!"
Ksha2222 picks up her laptop and types in…Suddenly a giant purple elephant falls from the sky and flattens Harry.
Harry: "owche!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "Say your sorry and I might take the elephant off"
Harry: "OK! OK! IM SORRY NOW GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "Now say my fanfictions are great and Im the Queen of fanfiction"
Harry: "YOUR FANFICTIONS ARE GREAT AND YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET IT OFF!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "All right! All right! Ill take it off now"
Ksha2222 picks up her laptop again and types in that the elephant disappears with out a trace and it dos.
Harry: "Thank you I'm sorry for what I did earlier I was just a little upset after my day"
Ksha: "That's ok I'm sorry to for blowing up like that"
Harry: "Friends?"
Harry holds out his hand to shake on it.
Ksha: "Friends"
I shake Harry's hand just then Draco walks up with his usual sneer on his face.
Draco: "Well! Well! If it isn't the famous Harry Potter making friends with a mudblood"
Harry: "Piss-off Draco!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha2222 starts to glow red and picks up her laptop as her red battle aura sparks.
Ksha: "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!!!!!!!"
Harry: "Uh Oh!"
Harry leans over to Draco and whispers in his ear.
Harry: "You really don't want to make her mad I'm warning you"
Draco: "I'm not scared of her what's she going to do? I CALLED YOU A MUDBLOOD WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!!!!!!! YOU DRITY MUDBLOOD!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!!YOUR TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ksha2222 starts typing and Harry backs away from Draco as a huge bolt of lightning strikes Draco and knocks him out.
Ksha: "JACKASS!!!!!!!"
Harry: "WHOA!!!!!!! Nice job"
Ksha: "Thank you"
Ksha: "Harry it's getting late and you have to take Draco to the infirmary"
Harry: "Oh!!! Ok will I ever see you again?"
Ksha: "Sure! But in other chapters ok?"
Harry: "All right BYE!!!!!!!"
Harry yells good-bye and waves as he drags Draco back to the castle and I wave back and yell good-bye. When I saw he was in the castle again I disappeared back to where I came from laptop and all.
Ron: "Hey Harry where have you been and…HEY!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED AT HIM?!!!!!!!"
Ron yelled pointing at Draco Harry smiled and said……….
A very pretty girl named ksha happened to him. He laughed at Ron's puzzled expression and continued to drag Draco off telling Ron all about it.
Disclaimer: I do not own and of the characters or places and thing they belong to J.K. Rowling
PLEASE R/R OR IM GOING TO CRY!!!!!!!