THE LOST PET AND THE CHRISTMAS SEARCH
CHAPTER TWO:
It's a week before Christmas at Hogwarts and all through the castle not a creature is stirring not even……………(Just joking^_^). The castle was already decorated with the Christmas cheer as Harry walked down the hallway admiring the yearly decorations he couldn't have helped but feel something is missing. Actually he felt something missing ever since Ksha went back he missed her and her weird ways. He would give anything to see Draco Malfoy hit by a lighting blot again. She as fun to be around even thou Iv only known her for a short while he admitted to him self. Then he decided to try out one of those Christmas miracles you see on TV. And he wished hard and wished long but nothing happened.
Then suddenly he was flatted by ME!!!!!!!
Harry: "WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "Oh sorry I knew my landing was a little too soft"
I climbed off Harry's back (literally). And bursts into tears.
Harry: "Ksha what's wrong? I'm sorry I yelled at you if…"
Ksha: "NO Harry its not you Its just I lost my pet and I cant find him anywhere"*sniff*
Harry: "I'll help you look for him"
I look up from my crying
Ksha: "Really? *Sniff* Ok let's go"
I picked up my laptop and we started looking. Running down the hallways opening doors I was so distracted writing this fanfiction and looking for my pet I ran right into……….MY WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!! Then tripping and falling into my PLOT HOLE!!!!!!! .
CRASH!!!!!!!
When I was finished crawling out I came face to face with SNAPE!!!!!!!
Snape: "I WANT YOUR WRITERS BLOCK AND PLOT HOLE CLEARD AWAY NOW!!!!!"
Ksha: "FINE YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!"
I wipe out my laptop and just when I was about to start typing Snape grabs it and takes it away, which I think is a big mistake^_~
Snape: "NO LAPTOPS ON SCHOOL PROPERTY!!!!!!!"
Now defenseless I turn to Harry for help who gives me helpless look. Suddenly I got an idea my pet can help! So I called him.
Ksha: "I've got it!!! SANDY!!!!!!!"
Snape: "What are you talking about? Who's sandy?"
Suddenly the hall started shaking and a purple elephant came barreling down the hallway trying not to step on anyone important that's why he only stepped on Snape crushing him. Then came to a stop in front of me.
Ksha: "GOOD BOY" "SANDY!!!!!!!" "GOOD BOY!!!!!!!"
Harry: "Ksha why didn't you call your pet in the first place?"
Ksha: "Because it wouldn't fit my so called plot"
Harry: "ok" 0.o;
I took my laptop from Snape's twitching hand then started typing then the purple elephant disappeared along with my plot hole and writers block. I turned to look at Harry's shocked face to the twitching Snape and back again. Then I burst out laughing and so did Harry. Just then Draco walked around the corner upon seeing Snape twitching and me standing there laughing with my laptop in my hands he screamed like a girl and ran down the hallway much to our own amusement.
Just then an evil sinister man appeared with a load POP!!!!!!! Everyone around who was watching the scene started to scream in terror.
Harry: "VOLDEMORT!!!!!!! KSHA RUN!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "I'm not going anywhere!!!!!!!"
The Evil Sinister Lord Voldemort: "My what a brave little girl you are I'm only here to kill Harry Move away girl"
Ksha: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! NO HURT HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!"
I wiped out my laptop and started typing suddenly 10,000 pounds of England's finest chocolate appeared and dropped on The Evil Sinister Lord Voldemort knocking him unconscious but you could still see his feet then they rolled up like the witch from the wizard of Oz. All the screams of terror were replaced with sequels of joy as everyone ran for the chocolate.
Ksha: "HEY BE CAREFULL YOU GUYS YOU DON'T WANT TO UNBURY HIM!!!!!!!" "DO YOU?"
Everyone paled and started to back away from the chocolate
Ksha: "That's better^^; I thought so"
Harry: "Nice job!!! But I would have used bricks"
Ksha: "Where's the fun in that?"
Harry: "Good point"
Ksha: "Hey I just remembered it's the week before Christmas!!! Harry what do you want for Christmas?"
Harry: "I want Draco in a dress doing a jig!!!" (Not like that you weirdoes- _-)
Ksha: "Coming right up"
I pick up my laptop again and type something in and Draco appears in a pink frilly dress and starts doing a jig. Everyone that stayed to see what Id do next started laughing and Harry was rolling on the ground clutching his stomach laughing with tears rolling down his face. Apparently Draco still could talk on his free will was yelling threats and bribes to get someone to stop me. Harry sat up still laughing…….
Harry: "The…*gasp! ha*…Only...*ha*…Thing…*Ha*…That….*fits of…laughter*…could...*hehe*…Make...This better…Bwahahahahaha...Is a camera…*tons of laughter*"
I type on my laptop and cameras appear in everyone's hands and they start taking photos and just for fun I added Snape in dressed like the bogwart in third year red hand bag and all. Then for the grand faunally I hit them both with lighting Blots and everyone cheered some people Booed I toke care of them^_~
Harry: "I have something for you to I got it just in case you came back"
Harry pulls out a silver necklace chain and gave it to Ksha
Ksha: "Thank you its so pretty"^_^
Harry: "Your welcome"^_^
Ksha: "I have to go now Sorry about this fanfiction I didn't have enough sugar and caffeine today all I had was three cups of coffee two cans of pop and a candy-cane"
Harry: 0.O…"That's…ok...See you next time BYE!!!"
Ksha: *sniff* "I'm going to miss you See you soon BYE!!!"
I typed in my laptop and I disappear leaving only destruction and a ten- foot tall turkey (opps! how did that get there?@.@;)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, places, and, things they belong to J.K. Rowling
PLEASE R/R THANK YOU…Ill do better next time: Ksha vs. Peeves
CHAPTER TWO:
It's a week before Christmas at Hogwarts and all through the castle not a creature is stirring not even……………(Just joking^_^). The castle was already decorated with the Christmas cheer as Harry walked down the hallway admiring the yearly decorations he couldn't have helped but feel something is missing. Actually he felt something missing ever since Ksha went back he missed her and her weird ways. He would give anything to see Draco Malfoy hit by a lighting blot again. She as fun to be around even thou Iv only known her for a short while he admitted to him self. Then he decided to try out one of those Christmas miracles you see on TV. And he wished hard and wished long but nothing happened.
Then suddenly he was flatted by ME!!!!!!!
Harry: "WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "Oh sorry I knew my landing was a little too soft"
I climbed off Harry's back (literally). And bursts into tears.
Harry: "Ksha what's wrong? I'm sorry I yelled at you if…"
Ksha: "NO Harry its not you Its just I lost my pet and I cant find him anywhere"*sniff*
Harry: "I'll help you look for him"
I look up from my crying
Ksha: "Really? *Sniff* Ok let's go"
I picked up my laptop and we started looking. Running down the hallways opening doors I was so distracted writing this fanfiction and looking for my pet I ran right into……….MY WRITERS BLOCK!!!!!!! Then tripping and falling into my PLOT HOLE!!!!!!! .
CRASH!!!!!!!
When I was finished crawling out I came face to face with SNAPE!!!!!!!
Snape: "I WANT YOUR WRITERS BLOCK AND PLOT HOLE CLEARD AWAY NOW!!!!!"
Ksha: "FINE YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL!!!!!!!"
I wipe out my laptop and just when I was about to start typing Snape grabs it and takes it away, which I think is a big mistake^_~
Snape: "NO LAPTOPS ON SCHOOL PROPERTY!!!!!!!"
Now defenseless I turn to Harry for help who gives me helpless look. Suddenly I got an idea my pet can help! So I called him.
Ksha: "I've got it!!! SANDY!!!!!!!"
Snape: "What are you talking about? Who's sandy?"
Suddenly the hall started shaking and a purple elephant came barreling down the hallway trying not to step on anyone important that's why he only stepped on Snape crushing him. Then came to a stop in front of me.
Ksha: "GOOD BOY" "SANDY!!!!!!!" "GOOD BOY!!!!!!!"
Harry: "Ksha why didn't you call your pet in the first place?"
Ksha: "Because it wouldn't fit my so called plot"
Harry: "ok" 0.o;
I took my laptop from Snape's twitching hand then started typing then the purple elephant disappeared along with my plot hole and writers block. I turned to look at Harry's shocked face to the twitching Snape and back again. Then I burst out laughing and so did Harry. Just then Draco walked around the corner upon seeing Snape twitching and me standing there laughing with my laptop in my hands he screamed like a girl and ran down the hallway much to our own amusement.
Just then an evil sinister man appeared with a load POP!!!!!!! Everyone around who was watching the scene started to scream in terror.
Harry: "VOLDEMORT!!!!!!! KSHA RUN!!!!!!!"
Ksha: "I'm not going anywhere!!!!!!!"
The Evil Sinister Lord Voldemort: "My what a brave little girl you are I'm only here to kill Harry Move away girl"
Ksha: "Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! NO HURT HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!"
I wiped out my laptop and started typing suddenly 10,000 pounds of England's finest chocolate appeared and dropped on The Evil Sinister Lord Voldemort knocking him unconscious but you could still see his feet then they rolled up like the witch from the wizard of Oz. All the screams of terror were replaced with sequels of joy as everyone ran for the chocolate.
Ksha: "HEY BE CAREFULL YOU GUYS YOU DON'T WANT TO UNBURY HIM!!!!!!!" "DO YOU?"
Everyone paled and started to back away from the chocolate
Ksha: "That's better^^; I thought so"
Harry: "Nice job!!! But I would have used bricks"
Ksha: "Where's the fun in that?"
Harry: "Good point"
Ksha: "Hey I just remembered it's the week before Christmas!!! Harry what do you want for Christmas?"
Harry: "I want Draco in a dress doing a jig!!!" (Not like that you weirdoes- _-)
Ksha: "Coming right up"
I pick up my laptop again and type something in and Draco appears in a pink frilly dress and starts doing a jig. Everyone that stayed to see what Id do next started laughing and Harry was rolling on the ground clutching his stomach laughing with tears rolling down his face. Apparently Draco still could talk on his free will was yelling threats and bribes to get someone to stop me. Harry sat up still laughing…….
Harry: "The…*gasp! ha*…Only...*ha*…Thing…*Ha*…That….*fits of…laughter*…could...*hehe*…Make...This better…Bwahahahahaha...Is a camera…*tons of laughter*"
I type on my laptop and cameras appear in everyone's hands and they start taking photos and just for fun I added Snape in dressed like the bogwart in third year red hand bag and all. Then for the grand faunally I hit them both with lighting Blots and everyone cheered some people Booed I toke care of them^_~
Harry: "I have something for you to I got it just in case you came back"
Harry pulls out a silver necklace chain and gave it to Ksha
Ksha: "Thank you its so pretty"^_^
Harry: "Your welcome"^_^
Ksha: "I have to go now Sorry about this fanfiction I didn't have enough sugar and caffeine today all I had was three cups of coffee two cans of pop and a candy-cane"
Harry: 0.O…"That's…ok...See you next time BYE!!!"
Ksha: *sniff* "I'm going to miss you See you soon BYE!!!"
I typed in my laptop and I disappear leaving only destruction and a ten- foot tall turkey (opps! how did that get there?@.@;)
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, places, and, things they belong to J.K. Rowling
PLEASE R/R THANK YOU…Ill do better next time: Ksha vs. Peeves