Chapter: Four
It's summer vacation but not for Harry after the last incident with the Ton tongue toffee the Dursley's have been going out of their way to be extra mean. Making him do ridicules chores like re-tiling the roof and painting the house one shade lighter for no reason. He couldn't use his godfather to get out of work because they took away Hedwig so he couldn't contact him. Harry was really depressed but he had something to look forward to Ron sent him a owl telling him that they convinced Dumbledore to let Harry come over to their house for two weeks. They said that there sending some one over to pick him up. 'Its most likely going to be one of those ministry of magic cars' Harry thought.
After some persuading Harry finally convinced Mr. Dursley to let him go since they where coming in a normal car (A/N: Which Mr. Dursley wanted to see what kind but he's going to regret that^_~) and the Dursleys ran out of ideas to make him suffer.
Harry is sitting at the end of the driveway staring off into the distance waiting to be picked up. Suddenly a ten-foot tall Turkey runs by.
Harry: "Uh oh 0.o; That cant be good"
Mr. Dursley walks out of the house down to the end of the driveway
Mr. Dursley: "Are they here yet?"
Suddenly a blue car comes wiping around the corner and runs over Mr. Dursley. Harry stands there shocked in till he recognizes who ran Mr. Dursley over…
Ksha: "What's with him? I thought he wanted to see the car?"
Harry grins
Harry: "HEY KSHA"
I look up to see Harry
Ksha: "HARRY!!!!!!!"
I jump out of my car and hugged Harry
Harry: "What are you doing here? Are you here to drive the Dursleys mad?"
Harry said with a hopeful look on his face
Ksha: "I'm here to pick you up to go to the Weasleys And I'll see about the Dursley's"
Harry puts on the puppy dog look
I took one look at that face…
Ksha: "OK"
Harry smiles then suddenly we hear a groan and we turn around to see Mr. Dursley crawling out from under the car. I wipe out my laptop and suddenly Snape falls out of the sky landing on Mr.Dursley.
Snape: "What's the meaning of this?"
Snape didn't look to happy after falling out of the sky to land on a muggle and to be so close to Harry before the school year he looked livid. Snape looked past Harry to see me holding my laptop he gave a frightened squeak but quickly cover it up with a scowl.
Snape: "What do you want?"
Ksha: "Still mad at me aren't you?"
Snape glared and Ksha glared back (A/N: "Acck!" writers block@.@) Harry could see their battle auras sparking then Harry realized they were having a contest of will power or you can call it a staring contest
Harry: o.0;
Ksha: "You blinked"
Snape: "Did not"
Ksha: "Did to"
Snape: "Did not"
Ksha: "Did to"
"NOT"
"TO"
"NOT"
"TO"
"NOT"
"TO"
"STOP IT!!!" yelled Harry they both stopped to look at Harry
Harry: "Besides Ksha won"
Ksha smiled at Harry causing him to blush Snape just pouted
Ksha: "See I win so you have to do what I say"
Snape: "Uh Oh"
Ksha*Evil^^Grin*: "Don't worry I wont hurt you all you got to do is stay here and terrorize the Dursley's O.K.?"
Snape: "That's all?"
Harry grind at Ksha
Ksha: "Yup! And Harry got anything in mind?"
Harry whispered something into Ksha's ear and Ksha whispered it into Snape's ear. Ten minutes later Dudley had an enchanted cake floating just out of his reach no matter what he does and Mrs.Dursley was cursed with a enlarged neck all the better to spy on the neighbors that will teach her not to spy.
Ksha: "Hey Harry ever seen one of these?"
I said holding up a Harry Potter book
Harry: "No! They make books about me?"
Ksha: "Not only that! But this is a Muggle book"
Harry: "What!!! That cant be The Ministry Of Magic would never allow it"
Ksha: "Well they do because Muggles wouldn't believe anyway it's written by this blonde woman named J.K. Rowling"
"You mean that strange woman in the bushes over there?" Harry said pointing at no other then J.K. Rowling her self. Harry picked up a rock and through it at her "SCAT!!! YOU HEARD ME!!!" Harry yelled at her J.K. Rowling took off with a Yelp!. I looked at Harry oddly "Ya Uncle Vernon has to always flush her out," said Harry
Snape: "Are you done with your little conversation now can you send me BACK!!!"
Ksha: " Opps! Were going to be late got to go"
I started to drag Harry and his stuff to the car
Snape: "HEY!!!"
Ksha: "Don't worry once you put 5 more hexes on the Dursleys you'll be sent back"
Snape stomped off scowling getting to work I started to drive off
Harry: "Your only 14 you can't drive"
Ksha: "Who says I cant?"*Grrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Harry: "No-one you're a greet driver"^^;
Harry said watching people jump out of the way of the car
Ksha: "Good! Now lets go free Sirius Black!!!"
Harry: "WHAT!!!"
But before Harry could do anything they disappeared in a puff of pink smoke
~At Voldemort's Secret, Evil, Diabolical, Sinister, Nasty, Scary, Murderous, Smelly Hide Out…
Voldemort looked at the heading above "MY HIDE OUTS NOT SMELLY!!!" yelled Voldemort (A/N: Sorry!o.0;)
ANYWAY!!!…
~At Voldemort's Secret, Evil, Diabolical, Sinister, Nasty, Scary, Murderous, Hide Out…
Voldemort checks the heading for smelly
Voldemort: "Better"
Voldemort was having a gathering of Death-Eaters plotting revenge on Harry and me…When suddenly we appeared right in the middle of the circle of Death- Eaters with a loud POP! Car and all. Voldemort stared in disbelief "You have to Crazy or Brave to appear in the middle of a Death-Eater meeting" said Voldemort
Ksha: "Well…I'm crazy!!! But I don't know about Harry I just dragged him along"
Voldemort: o.0;
Ksha: "Were just here to pick up Peter"
Voldemort: "No you don't get them"
All the Death-Eaters started to surround them suddenly Aurors appeared all around. It seems that the ministry of magic caught on to where Voldemort was hiding and was planning an attack today. The Death-Eaters stopped attacking us and started fighting with the Aurors. Deadly curses and hexes went flying everywhere. I pulled out my laptop and typed into it and suddenly everyone's wand s turned into pillows. "All those hexes are dangers someone can get hurt settle this with a pillow fight" said Ksha. All the Death-Eaters glared at me and the Aurors looked at their pillows in shock. One of the Death-Eaters hits one of the Aurors and started an all out fight one of the Aurors pushed their way through the crowed to get to me…
Auror: "Aren't you that escapee from a wizarding insane asylum?"
Ksha: " Oh! Look at the time! I have to get Harry to his friend's house. Pettigrews over there"
The Auror look at Pettigrew and while he was distracted I typed into my laptop and with a loud POP! Harry and me disappeared.
Auror: "HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!! *sigh* why dos this always happen to me one time I lost a whole dead guy" he said to Pettigrew as he tied him up.
Ron was sitting in front of his house waiting for his best friend to show up then suddenly with a loud POP! We appeared. "WERE HERE!!!!!!!" shouted ksha.
Ron: "HARRY!!! How was the ride over?"
Harry: "…"-_-;
Ksha: "It was fine we made a few stops on the way (and freed Sirius) nothing much"
Ron: "WHAT!!! YOU FREED SIRIUS!!! How did you even now about him?"
Harry: "You know that creepy blonde women who's always stocking me?"
Ron: "Brittany Spears?"
Harry: "No the other one"
Ron: "Oh! You mean her…SCAT!!!"
Ron picks up a rock and scares Brittany Spears and J.K. Rowling out of the near by bushes
Harry: "Well…she writes a book series for Muggles called Harry Potter"
Ron: o.0; " Anyways Ksha?"
Ksha: "Ya?"
I look up from my bowl of lemon sherbet
Ron: "Where did you?…Never mind my dad wants to know if you would like to stay for the summer when he's trying to get you into Hogwarts?"
Ksha: "Sure!!!"
Harry smiled this summer was not going to boring at all not with some as pretty and insane as Ksha.
MEAN While…
Snape: "O.k. that four hex's just one more and…ACCK!!!"
Snape runs away in terror as a ten foot tall turkey chases him around the Dursleys front lawn.
(A/N: I've deiced to make this a full time fan fiction and not a short chaptered funny I'm going to think of a plot if I can I'm sorry about the slow up-dating I have a lot on my plate^^;)
Please R/R and Please don't flame me they will be used to dry my tears;___;
(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, places, and, things they belong to J.K. Rowling)
Love: ksha2222
It's summer vacation but not for Harry after the last incident with the Ton tongue toffee the Dursley's have been going out of their way to be extra mean. Making him do ridicules chores like re-tiling the roof and painting the house one shade lighter for no reason. He couldn't use his godfather to get out of work because they took away Hedwig so he couldn't contact him. Harry was really depressed but he had something to look forward to Ron sent him a owl telling him that they convinced Dumbledore to let Harry come over to their house for two weeks. They said that there sending some one over to pick him up. 'Its most likely going to be one of those ministry of magic cars' Harry thought.
After some persuading Harry finally convinced Mr. Dursley to let him go since they where coming in a normal car (A/N: Which Mr. Dursley wanted to see what kind but he's going to regret that^_~) and the Dursleys ran out of ideas to make him suffer.
Harry is sitting at the end of the driveway staring off into the distance waiting to be picked up. Suddenly a ten-foot tall Turkey runs by.
Harry: "Uh oh 0.o; That cant be good"
Mr. Dursley walks out of the house down to the end of the driveway
Mr. Dursley: "Are they here yet?"
Suddenly a blue car comes wiping around the corner and runs over Mr. Dursley. Harry stands there shocked in till he recognizes who ran Mr. Dursley over…
Ksha: "What's with him? I thought he wanted to see the car?"
Harry grins
Harry: "HEY KSHA"
I look up to see Harry
Ksha: "HARRY!!!!!!!"
I jump out of my car and hugged Harry
Harry: "What are you doing here? Are you here to drive the Dursleys mad?"
Harry said with a hopeful look on his face
Ksha: "I'm here to pick you up to go to the Weasleys And I'll see about the Dursley's"
Harry puts on the puppy dog look
I took one look at that face…
Ksha: "OK"
Harry smiles then suddenly we hear a groan and we turn around to see Mr. Dursley crawling out from under the car. I wipe out my laptop and suddenly Snape falls out of the sky landing on Mr.Dursley.
Snape: "What's the meaning of this?"
Snape didn't look to happy after falling out of the sky to land on a muggle and to be so close to Harry before the school year he looked livid. Snape looked past Harry to see me holding my laptop he gave a frightened squeak but quickly cover it up with a scowl.
Snape: "What do you want?"
Ksha: "Still mad at me aren't you?"
Snape glared and Ksha glared back (A/N: "Acck!" writers block@.@) Harry could see their battle auras sparking then Harry realized they were having a contest of will power or you can call it a staring contest
Harry: o.0;
Ksha: "You blinked"
Snape: "Did not"
Ksha: "Did to"
Snape: "Did not"
Ksha: "Did to"
"NOT"
"TO"
"NOT"
"TO"
"NOT"
"TO"
"STOP IT!!!" yelled Harry they both stopped to look at Harry
Harry: "Besides Ksha won"
Ksha smiled at Harry causing him to blush Snape just pouted
Ksha: "See I win so you have to do what I say"
Snape: "Uh Oh"
Ksha*Evil^^Grin*: "Don't worry I wont hurt you all you got to do is stay here and terrorize the Dursley's O.K.?"
Snape: "That's all?"
Harry grind at Ksha
Ksha: "Yup! And Harry got anything in mind?"
Harry whispered something into Ksha's ear and Ksha whispered it into Snape's ear. Ten minutes later Dudley had an enchanted cake floating just out of his reach no matter what he does and Mrs.Dursley was cursed with a enlarged neck all the better to spy on the neighbors that will teach her not to spy.
Ksha: "Hey Harry ever seen one of these?"
I said holding up a Harry Potter book
Harry: "No! They make books about me?"
Ksha: "Not only that! But this is a Muggle book"
Harry: "What!!! That cant be The Ministry Of Magic would never allow it"
Ksha: "Well they do because Muggles wouldn't believe anyway it's written by this blonde woman named J.K. Rowling"
"You mean that strange woman in the bushes over there?" Harry said pointing at no other then J.K. Rowling her self. Harry picked up a rock and through it at her "SCAT!!! YOU HEARD ME!!!" Harry yelled at her J.K. Rowling took off with a Yelp!. I looked at Harry oddly "Ya Uncle Vernon has to always flush her out," said Harry
Snape: "Are you done with your little conversation now can you send me BACK!!!"
Ksha: " Opps! Were going to be late got to go"
I started to drag Harry and his stuff to the car
Snape: "HEY!!!"
Ksha: "Don't worry once you put 5 more hexes on the Dursleys you'll be sent back"
Snape stomped off scowling getting to work I started to drive off
Harry: "Your only 14 you can't drive"
Ksha: "Who says I cant?"*Grrrrrrrrrrrrr*
Harry: "No-one you're a greet driver"^^;
Harry said watching people jump out of the way of the car
Ksha: "Good! Now lets go free Sirius Black!!!"
Harry: "WHAT!!!"
But before Harry could do anything they disappeared in a puff of pink smoke
~At Voldemort's Secret, Evil, Diabolical, Sinister, Nasty, Scary, Murderous, Smelly Hide Out…
Voldemort looked at the heading above "MY HIDE OUTS NOT SMELLY!!!" yelled Voldemort (A/N: Sorry!o.0;)
ANYWAY!!!…
~At Voldemort's Secret, Evil, Diabolical, Sinister, Nasty, Scary, Murderous, Hide Out…
Voldemort checks the heading for smelly
Voldemort: "Better"
Voldemort was having a gathering of Death-Eaters plotting revenge on Harry and me…When suddenly we appeared right in the middle of the circle of Death- Eaters with a loud POP! Car and all. Voldemort stared in disbelief "You have to Crazy or Brave to appear in the middle of a Death-Eater meeting" said Voldemort
Ksha: "Well…I'm crazy!!! But I don't know about Harry I just dragged him along"
Voldemort: o.0;
Ksha: "Were just here to pick up Peter"
Voldemort: "No you don't get them"
All the Death-Eaters started to surround them suddenly Aurors appeared all around. It seems that the ministry of magic caught on to where Voldemort was hiding and was planning an attack today. The Death-Eaters stopped attacking us and started fighting with the Aurors. Deadly curses and hexes went flying everywhere. I pulled out my laptop and typed into it and suddenly everyone's wand s turned into pillows. "All those hexes are dangers someone can get hurt settle this with a pillow fight" said Ksha. All the Death-Eaters glared at me and the Aurors looked at their pillows in shock. One of the Death-Eaters hits one of the Aurors and started an all out fight one of the Aurors pushed their way through the crowed to get to me…
Auror: "Aren't you that escapee from a wizarding insane asylum?"
Ksha: " Oh! Look at the time! I have to get Harry to his friend's house. Pettigrews over there"
The Auror look at Pettigrew and while he was distracted I typed into my laptop and with a loud POP! Harry and me disappeared.
Auror: "HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!! *sigh* why dos this always happen to me one time I lost a whole dead guy" he said to Pettigrew as he tied him up.
Ron was sitting in front of his house waiting for his best friend to show up then suddenly with a loud POP! We appeared. "WERE HERE!!!!!!!" shouted ksha.
Ron: "HARRY!!! How was the ride over?"
Harry: "…"-_-;
Ksha: "It was fine we made a few stops on the way (and freed Sirius) nothing much"
Ron: "WHAT!!! YOU FREED SIRIUS!!! How did you even now about him?"
Harry: "You know that creepy blonde women who's always stocking me?"
Ron: "Brittany Spears?"
Harry: "No the other one"
Ron: "Oh! You mean her…SCAT!!!"
Ron picks up a rock and scares Brittany Spears and J.K. Rowling out of the near by bushes
Harry: "Well…she writes a book series for Muggles called Harry Potter"
Ron: o.0; " Anyways Ksha?"
Ksha: "Ya?"
I look up from my bowl of lemon sherbet
Ron: "Where did you?…Never mind my dad wants to know if you would like to stay for the summer when he's trying to get you into Hogwarts?"
Ksha: "Sure!!!"
Harry smiled this summer was not going to boring at all not with some as pretty and insane as Ksha.
MEAN While…
Snape: "O.k. that four hex's just one more and…ACCK!!!"
Snape runs away in terror as a ten foot tall turkey chases him around the Dursleys front lawn.
(A/N: I've deiced to make this a full time fan fiction and not a short chaptered funny I'm going to think of a plot if I can I'm sorry about the slow up-dating I have a lot on my plate^^;)
Please R/R and Please don't flame me they will be used to dry my tears;___;
(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, places, and, things they belong to J.K. Rowling)
Love: ksha2222