When Gnomes Attack!
Chapter Five: When Gnomes Attack!
It's been a couple of days since Ksha and Harry has arrived and stayed at the Weasley's residence for the rest of summer. Mr. Weasley went to work to get Ksha into Hogwarts at her request. Mrs. Weasley of course went right away to work making Ksha a sweater even thou Ksha said it wasn't necessary^^;. When she was done she managed to corner her to and put it on.
Ron(pointing and laughing): "Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Nice sweater Ksha!!!" I glared at him
Ksha: "Your mom made it don't laugh." I picked my laptop up menacingly. Ron backed away pale. Suddenly an angry yell was heard
Mrs.Weasley: "FRED!!!!!!! GEORGE!!!!!!!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO RIG ME GOOD DISHS TO SING SONGS BY THAT PURPLE MUGGLE THING ?!!!?!!!?!?"
Harry(walks up): "What's going on?"
Ksha: "By the sounds of it Fred and George rig the dishes to sing Barney again"
Both Harry and Ksha shuddered at the thought. (A/N: My little sister has no stopped watching the Barney video we have over and over and over and over again and my beds right where the T.V. set is through the wall.*Shudder* There's only a wall separating me from.HIM!!!!!!!*ksha2222 jumps into bed scared like the boy for the sixth sense* I Hear Barney All Day~!!!!.God Help Me!.) Harry, Ron, and, Ksha entered the kitchen to see Mrs. Weasley waving a singing plate lecturing the twins.
Mrs. Weasley: "Now go de-gnome the garden as your punishment"
Fred and George: "Yes Mother!" They went out side to get to work. I skipped up to Mrs. Weasley looking innocent.
Ksha: "Mrs. Weasley can I help them?"
Mrs. Weasley: "Well it is their punishment.but that would be nice of you to help out. Go ahead"
An evil looking grin covered my face as I skipped out side with joy.
'This cannot be good*sigh*I better watch her' Thought Harry.
Harry: "I'm going to help to" Harry took off out-side to find Ksha cackling evilly laptop in hand.
Harry: "Ksha!!! What are you doing?!!!"
He yelled as he watched ksha whisper something into a garden gnomes ear and put it on the ground and watched it scamper off.
Ksha(Trying To Look Innocent): "Nothing"
Harry gave her the Yah-Right-Look. Suddenly there were yells from the garden as Fred and George came barreling out of the garden looking shocked.
Harry: "Fred! George! What is it?!"
Fred: "There's. . ."
Suddenly a hundred garden gnomes came marching out the garden chanting something that sounded like fudge? Harry paled. Fudge as in Mr. Fudge that was visiting today to discuss Ksha's admittance to Hogwarts? This is not good. . .
Inside:
Mr. Weasely: "Welcome Mr. Fudge"
Fudge stepped into the room through the fires place.
Mr. Fudge: "Skip the pleasantries Weasley. I don't even approve that Miss. Ksha should be going to Hogwarts. Its Dumbledore who dos. Speaking of Dumbldore he should be coming soon."
Mr. Fudge and Mr. Weasley say down and started talking about Ksha going to Hogwarts.
Mr. Weasley: "Ksha's not dangerous at all"
Mr. Fudge: "That's not what I here from young Mr. Malfoy. He has to take serious therapy after what Ksha did to him. The poor boy. Put into a dress."
Mr. Weasley muttered something about Malfoy already needing therapy before. Suddenly they stop talking listening to something.
Mr. Weasley: "Do you hear that?"
Mr. Fudge: "Yes. Its sounds like a hundred little voices chanting- *Gulp*chanting-My name"
Suddenly the room filled with hundreds of gnomes. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Fudge jump out of their seats and cried out in surprise. They jumped onto them and started pulling their hair and biting their ankles. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Fudge dance around the room franticly trying to throw off their small attackers. Harry and Ksha ran just in time to see them panic.
Harry: "WHATS GOING ON?!!!"
Ksha: "Well Mr. Fudge is the one who started the mistreatment of gnomes."
Harry: "Mistreatment?"
Ksha: "Well flinging them out of the garden. Really Harry. Why doesn't anyone ask them nicely to leave?"
Harry: "But why are they attacking Mr.Weasley to?"
Ksha: "Good Question Harry."
Ksha picked up on of the gnomes in mid lounge at Mr. Weasley. (A/N: {Speaking Gnome})
Ksha: "{You!. Please call off the attack on the red haired one.}"
The gnome nodded and scamper off and told the ones attacking Mr. Weasley to stop. After the attack stopped on Mr. Weasley he stood beside Ksha and Harry watching Mr. Fudge. Fudge tried to reach the gnomes crawling up the middle of his back but couldn't. Mr. Weasley of course asked Ksha what was going on and Ksha explained.
Harry: "I'm not even going to ask how you learned to speak gnome."
Ksha*Smiles*: "Time Harry and understanding not being understood."
Mr. Weasley: "Hate to interrupt you but what about Mr. Fudge? It's getting kind of bad."
Mr. Weasley was right. It was getting bad. The gnomes some how have found the hammer and nails and nailed Mr. Fudge to the ground by his robes.
Harry: "Umm.Someone should do something."
Suddenly Dumbledore appeared with a loud POP!. Seeing the scene before him Dumbledore couldn't help letting a smile tug on his lips.
Dumbledore: "I think that's well enough."
Waving his wand the gnomes where transported back to the garden leaving Mr. Fudge nailed to the ground.
Dumbledore: "Well Mr. Fudge it seems I arrived just in time to help you up."
Dumbledore used a nail removing spell and help Mr. Fudge up. Who looked really embarrassed and angry.
Mr. Fudge: "Dumbledore I don't want that-that GIRL! In Hogwarts."
Dumbldore: "I doubt you could stop her if she wants to. Isn't the right Ksha?"
I smiled and nodded.
Dumbledore: "See now. Lets not argue over the inevitable shall we."
Mr. Fudge sighed he knew he couldn't win this one.
Mr. Fudge: "Fine. Then I'll leave then"
Mr. Fudge raised his wand to leave when Ksha stopped him.
Ksha*EvilSmile*: "Remember Mr. Fudge to send out a notice to stop the mistreatment of gnomes or I'll have to send some to your place to remind you."
Mr. Fudge paled.
Mr. Fudge: "But we can't speak gnome"
Ksha: "Don't worry about that I bet Mr. Weasley would be more then happy to learn. Right Mr. Weasley?"
Mr. Weasley: "Sure! I wouldn't mind being one of the first to speak gnome."
Ksha: "See? Now go send the notice times a wasting."
Mr. Fudge nodded and disappeared.
Dumbledore: "Ksha the Lap-Top?"
Ksha: "Oh! Yes. Here."
Ksha handed Dumbledore her Laptop giving it one last fond pat.
Dumbledore: "Ah. Yes. Thank-you Miss. Ksha. I'll take go care of it for you. See you at Hogwarts Harry and Ksha. Good day."
Dumbldore disappeared with a loud POP!.
Harry: "What's going on?"
Ksha: "Well Harry I'm letting Dumbldore study it when I attend Hogwarts. I'll get a real wand of course."
Harry: "Wow. Okay. But do you know how to use a real wand?"
Ksha*Blush*: "Actually I was wondering it you could tutor me Harry-Chan?"
Harry*Blush*: "I'd love to."
Ksha: "Thanx Harry."
Ksha shyly gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and ran off. Harry blushed he couldn't wait for the new school year to start.
At Mr. Fudge's House:
Mr. Fudge: "I'll think I'll send out a notice tomorrow. Right now I'll take a nice relaxing walk."
Mr. Fudge opened his front door to find hundreds of growling gnomes glaring at him. He gulped and his eyes widened. Mr. Fudge slammed the door quickly and heard thuds of their little bodies hitting it.
Mr. Fudge: "On seconded thought I'll send it out now."
(A/N: I've deiced to make this a full time fan fiction and not a short chaptered funny I'm going to think of a plot if I can I'm sorry about the slow up-dating I have a lot on my plate^^;Please R/R and Please don't flame me they will be used to dry my tears;___;)
(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, places, and, things they belong to J.K. Rowling)
Love: ksha2222
Chapter Five: When Gnomes Attack!
It's been a couple of days since Ksha and Harry has arrived and stayed at the Weasley's residence for the rest of summer. Mr. Weasley went to work to get Ksha into Hogwarts at her request. Mrs. Weasley of course went right away to work making Ksha a sweater even thou Ksha said it wasn't necessary^^;. When she was done she managed to corner her to and put it on.
Ron(pointing and laughing): "Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Nice sweater Ksha!!!" I glared at him
Ksha: "Your mom made it don't laugh." I picked my laptop up menacingly. Ron backed away pale. Suddenly an angry yell was heard
Mrs.Weasley: "FRED!!!!!!! GEORGE!!!!!!!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO RIG ME GOOD DISHS TO SING SONGS BY THAT PURPLE MUGGLE THING ?!!!?!!!?!?"
Harry(walks up): "What's going on?"
Ksha: "By the sounds of it Fred and George rig the dishes to sing Barney again"
Both Harry and Ksha shuddered at the thought. (A/N: My little sister has no stopped watching the Barney video we have over and over and over and over again and my beds right where the T.V. set is through the wall.*Shudder* There's only a wall separating me from.HIM!!!!!!!*ksha2222 jumps into bed scared like the boy for the sixth sense* I Hear Barney All Day~!!!!.God Help Me!.) Harry, Ron, and, Ksha entered the kitchen to see Mrs. Weasley waving a singing plate lecturing the twins.
Mrs. Weasley: "Now go de-gnome the garden as your punishment"
Fred and George: "Yes Mother!" They went out side to get to work. I skipped up to Mrs. Weasley looking innocent.
Ksha: "Mrs. Weasley can I help them?"
Mrs. Weasley: "Well it is their punishment.but that would be nice of you to help out. Go ahead"
An evil looking grin covered my face as I skipped out side with joy.
'This cannot be good*sigh*I better watch her' Thought Harry.
Harry: "I'm going to help to" Harry took off out-side to find Ksha cackling evilly laptop in hand.
Harry: "Ksha!!! What are you doing?!!!"
He yelled as he watched ksha whisper something into a garden gnomes ear and put it on the ground and watched it scamper off.
Ksha(Trying To Look Innocent): "Nothing"
Harry gave her the Yah-Right-Look. Suddenly there were yells from the garden as Fred and George came barreling out of the garden looking shocked.
Harry: "Fred! George! What is it?!"
Fred: "There's. . ."
Suddenly a hundred garden gnomes came marching out the garden chanting something that sounded like fudge? Harry paled. Fudge as in Mr. Fudge that was visiting today to discuss Ksha's admittance to Hogwarts? This is not good. . .
Inside:
Mr. Weasely: "Welcome Mr. Fudge"
Fudge stepped into the room through the fires place.
Mr. Fudge: "Skip the pleasantries Weasley. I don't even approve that Miss. Ksha should be going to Hogwarts. Its Dumbledore who dos. Speaking of Dumbldore he should be coming soon."
Mr. Fudge and Mr. Weasley say down and started talking about Ksha going to Hogwarts.
Mr. Weasley: "Ksha's not dangerous at all"
Mr. Fudge: "That's not what I here from young Mr. Malfoy. He has to take serious therapy after what Ksha did to him. The poor boy. Put into a dress."
Mr. Weasley muttered something about Malfoy already needing therapy before. Suddenly they stop talking listening to something.
Mr. Weasley: "Do you hear that?"
Mr. Fudge: "Yes. Its sounds like a hundred little voices chanting- *Gulp*chanting-My name"
Suddenly the room filled with hundreds of gnomes. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Fudge jump out of their seats and cried out in surprise. They jumped onto them and started pulling their hair and biting their ankles. Mr. Weasley and Mr. Fudge dance around the room franticly trying to throw off their small attackers. Harry and Ksha ran just in time to see them panic.
Harry: "WHATS GOING ON?!!!"
Ksha: "Well Mr. Fudge is the one who started the mistreatment of gnomes."
Harry: "Mistreatment?"
Ksha: "Well flinging them out of the garden. Really Harry. Why doesn't anyone ask them nicely to leave?"
Harry: "But why are they attacking Mr.Weasley to?"
Ksha: "Good Question Harry."
Ksha picked up on of the gnomes in mid lounge at Mr. Weasley. (A/N: {Speaking Gnome})
Ksha: "{You!. Please call off the attack on the red haired one.}"
The gnome nodded and scamper off and told the ones attacking Mr. Weasley to stop. After the attack stopped on Mr. Weasley he stood beside Ksha and Harry watching Mr. Fudge. Fudge tried to reach the gnomes crawling up the middle of his back but couldn't. Mr. Weasley of course asked Ksha what was going on and Ksha explained.
Harry: "I'm not even going to ask how you learned to speak gnome."
Ksha*Smiles*: "Time Harry and understanding not being understood."
Mr. Weasley: "Hate to interrupt you but what about Mr. Fudge? It's getting kind of bad."
Mr. Weasley was right. It was getting bad. The gnomes some how have found the hammer and nails and nailed Mr. Fudge to the ground by his robes.
Harry: "Umm.Someone should do something."
Suddenly Dumbledore appeared with a loud POP!. Seeing the scene before him Dumbledore couldn't help letting a smile tug on his lips.
Dumbledore: "I think that's well enough."
Waving his wand the gnomes where transported back to the garden leaving Mr. Fudge nailed to the ground.
Dumbledore: "Well Mr. Fudge it seems I arrived just in time to help you up."
Dumbledore used a nail removing spell and help Mr. Fudge up. Who looked really embarrassed and angry.
Mr. Fudge: "Dumbledore I don't want that-that GIRL! In Hogwarts."
Dumbldore: "I doubt you could stop her if she wants to. Isn't the right Ksha?"
I smiled and nodded.
Dumbledore: "See now. Lets not argue over the inevitable shall we."
Mr. Fudge sighed he knew he couldn't win this one.
Mr. Fudge: "Fine. Then I'll leave then"
Mr. Fudge raised his wand to leave when Ksha stopped him.
Ksha*EvilSmile*: "Remember Mr. Fudge to send out a notice to stop the mistreatment of gnomes or I'll have to send some to your place to remind you."
Mr. Fudge paled.
Mr. Fudge: "But we can't speak gnome"
Ksha: "Don't worry about that I bet Mr. Weasley would be more then happy to learn. Right Mr. Weasley?"
Mr. Weasley: "Sure! I wouldn't mind being one of the first to speak gnome."
Ksha: "See? Now go send the notice times a wasting."
Mr. Fudge nodded and disappeared.
Dumbledore: "Ksha the Lap-Top?"
Ksha: "Oh! Yes. Here."
Ksha handed Dumbledore her Laptop giving it one last fond pat.
Dumbledore: "Ah. Yes. Thank-you Miss. Ksha. I'll take go care of it for you. See you at Hogwarts Harry and Ksha. Good day."
Dumbldore disappeared with a loud POP!.
Harry: "What's going on?"
Ksha: "Well Harry I'm letting Dumbldore study it when I attend Hogwarts. I'll get a real wand of course."
Harry: "Wow. Okay. But do you know how to use a real wand?"
Ksha*Blush*: "Actually I was wondering it you could tutor me Harry-Chan?"
Harry*Blush*: "I'd love to."
Ksha: "Thanx Harry."
Ksha shyly gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and ran off. Harry blushed he couldn't wait for the new school year to start.
At Mr. Fudge's House:
Mr. Fudge: "I'll think I'll send out a notice tomorrow. Right now I'll take a nice relaxing walk."
Mr. Fudge opened his front door to find hundreds of growling gnomes glaring at him. He gulped and his eyes widened. Mr. Fudge slammed the door quickly and heard thuds of their little bodies hitting it.
Mr. Fudge: "On seconded thought I'll send it out now."
(A/N: I've deiced to make this a full time fan fiction and not a short chaptered funny I'm going to think of a plot if I can I'm sorry about the slow up-dating I have a lot on my plate^^;Please R/R and Please don't flame me they will be used to dry my tears;___;)
(Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters, places, and, things they belong to J.K. Rowling)
Love: ksha2222