Disclaimer: Yes, I do own DBZ! Did you know? *Waves ownership papers in your face* See? *A bunch of mad people run up* HEY THAT'S THE GIRL THAT STOLE THE PAPERS!!! Oh crap! *Starts Running *

the things you should know: Pan and Trunks have never met and are not Saijins.

'someone is thinking.' (Me, being annoying)

Thank you to all of the nice people that reviewed! *Glomps all of the nice people* and for the people that wondered where I got the idea of the Air Force: I want to join the Air Force and I wondered if I would have to share a room with a guy. lol. Then I came up with this!

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Trunks moaned then rolled over in his bed and put a pillow over his head.

It was 5:00 in the morning and it was time to get up to train. The "wake up call" sounded like a loud fire truck siren going off.

Pan jumped out of her bunk and after setting up a sheet so Trunks could not see her got dressed in her air force get up (Think Top Gun people). She looked at the still sleeping Trunks and knew he would be late if she did not do something. She poked him in his side making him flinch, wake up, sit up and hit his head on the top bunk. (Hehe, Top bunk Top Gun.)

Pan started laughing when Trunks yelled out in pain.

"What do you want? Do you have any idea what time it is?!"

"Yes, it's time to get your ass out of bed before you're late." With that she walked out of the room to hurry and get up on deck before she was late.

Trunks scrambled up and got dressed in the same this as Pan. (Once again, think Top Gun!)

Pan got up on the deck and sighed with relief. The commanding officer was not there yet. As she sat down the commanding officer walked up and looked at everybody. Everyone was there but Trunks. Pan knew that somehow she would be dragged into this.

"Privet Son, where is your room mate?!"

I got up and stood in the respectful stance. "Sir, he was still in bed when I left, sir!"

"You left without making him get up? Bad move." He glared at me.

"Sir, I warned him sir"

Almost on cue Trunks walked up and smiled sheepishly at me. He knew I was getting blamed for him not being there.

"Privet Briefs, just on time!"

Trunks did the same and stood in the respectful stance. "Sir, it is not Son's fault I am late, Sir!"

"Don't you dare tell me what and what is not her fault privet! Now both of you get your toothbrushes and clean the whole sleeping courtiers! And while you're at it clean the bathrooms!"

Me and Trunks both said at the same time: "Sir, yes, Sir!"

And we walked away. To get our tooth brushes.

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"DAMN IT TRUNKS!" I finally said. Well, yelled. After an hour of cleaning the bathroom.

"How was I s'post to know he would get mad at you?"

"Because he had to get mad at someone, Briefs! And you were not there!"

"God, I'm sorry already."

Well at least Cajee (The Raccoon) was there to help me. He was using his toothbrush and having a hell of a time zooming around holding his toothbrush to the floor "cleaning it". And the best part was that it was pissing off Trunks.

Trunks narrowed his eyes at the "rat". It was really starting to piss him off. He got an evil idea and an evil smile came up on his face. As Cajee was passing he grabbed him by his tale stole his toothbrush and snapped it in half.

"Briefs what are you doing?!" Pan grabbed Cajee and snuggled him. Trunks looked on in horror as the little rat started to cry!

"Don't worry Cajee. I won't let that meanie hurt you. You can finish cleaning." She walked away cradling Cajee the whole way.

So what did you think? R+R Or I'll cut your head off! D