Last night, I had a dream.

I found my hat

in a closet

called..."Cyber-closet".

It was dark.

My flashlight bulb had died

and I was...blinded.

Out of a shoe, walked a dust bunnie...L.C.

I asked if he had an extra bulb, and he said,

"IIIIIIII'm forbidded to give out...bulbs. In Cyber-closet we only give [dink]

batteries...batteries...batteries...batteries..."

He said,

"Only thing to do is to flip on the switch!

"They've closed everything clean down! Like soap, and suds, and BROOOOOM AND DUSTPAN!!!!! And replaced it all with DIRT and GRIME and [dink] Virtual Dust...dust...dust...dust... But there is a way out!"

(Feap of laith feap of laith, feap of laith, feap of laith)

"OOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOO! Only thing to do is to flip on the switch!" IIIIIIIIIIIIAYAYAYAYAYAYE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! IT'S LIKE I'M BEIN' TIED TO THE TOP OF A YELLOW NIKE BOX BEIN' PACKED IN WITH PACKAGE PEANUTS, AND STYROFOAM! PUSHED OVER A SHELF BY A SUICIDAL PAIR OF SOCKS!

IIIIIIIIIIII GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA 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to flip on the switch.

Then, a little SpongeBob entered. His name, we have learned, was SpongeBob (duh), and although he once had principles he abandoned them to live as a lap-sponge to his snail, a wealthy snail of the pineapple under the sea.

"Ah-1-2-3 let's go!"

(ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum-ba-dum)

He said, "Ever since that person took up the mop that dust-bunnie's been...flippy. The soap and the water were evicted from the table and eloped! He's been havin' trouble with the bulbs and the switch ever since! Maybe it's a...dust bunnie thing. Cuz WHOOOOOOD wanna leave Cyber-closet ANYWAY!?? Dark ain't so bad! The soap and the water, for instance, their down in their drain, they come knockin' on my pineapple door and I say, 'NOT IN

MY BACKYARD, CLEANING UNTENSILS! GO BACK TO KAAZAKSTAN!'

(Biddee-bow)

"The only way out is up!" L.C. whispered to me.

A "FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP OOOOOOF laith!"

"Still blinded?"

"Eye-patch...patch...patch...patch,..."

"Have a bulb."

And I lowered myself beneath him, held my hand out to meet his, and grasped the strongest bulb I had ever held. (ZZZZZZZZZZAAPP-pah)

"CLIMB ON BOARD!" he said.

And as a flying fox rose over Cyber-closet, we reared back, we sprang into a gallop, Leaping, Off The Floor, I AWOKE SINGING-

(Feap of laith feap of laith, feap of laith, feap of laith)

Only thing to do is to flip on the switch! Only thing to do - Only thing to do is to - Only thing to do is to flip on the switch! Flip on the switch! Flip on the...........Swiiiiiieeeeeeee.......SWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! SWEEEEEEEE!!!!!

"Swee" with me!

Swee!

SWEE!

Swee!

Swee!

Swee!

*Thank you!*