NOTE: This chapter was made by myself, Grenade Guzzler. Woohoo.
Pikmin: Behind the Utterly Ridiculous Scenes
By TriskaDeka and Grenade Guzzler
Originally made by Grenade Guzzler
Chapter made by Grenade Guzzler ONLY.
Chapter 4: Pikmin 1.0.1.
Olimar: Where am I?
Computer: In the Dolphin, weakling! You've escaped the planet with all your dumb parts and we're heading off back home. Little do you know that this is the time for. PIKMIN 2!!!
*Dramatic drumroll*
Olimar: But it's still the same year! 2002! What gives?
*Drumroll stops*
Computer: Would you believe Nintendo actually worked extra-hard to release the two parts of the game in the same year?
Olimar: No.
Computer: Dang! I thought I had you there. Maybe you're not that weak after all. Nah.
Olimar: Okay. may as well drop in to see how the Pikmin are doing.
*On the Pikmin planet*
Olimar: Hello again!
Pikmin 1: Again? You left two minutes ago!
Olimar: Well, maybe I did. But I'm BACK!
Pikmin 1: You're back, eh? Well, you'll have to pass a few tests to prove yourself worthy of living with us, inferior life form!
Olimar: Inferior? Hey! I commanded you!
Pikmin 2: That is so last week. Come with me, smart guy.
*Inside the first testing chamber*
Pikmin 1: Here we are. Battle Simulator!
Olimar: Creepy.
Pikmin 2: We will test your Pikmin fighting abilities against random creatures. Let the testing begin!
*The room is sealed and the alarm sounds*
Alarm: Test 1. Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate!
Olimar: Here they come!
*Five minutes later, Olimar has laid waste to two Dwarf Bulborbs, three Wogpoles, Eight Sheargrubs and a Water Dumple*
Olimar: This is all too easy!
*Where the Pikmin are*
Pikmin 1: He's not that bad!
Pikmin: Time to turn up the intensity!
*Where Olimar is*
Olimar: Huh? What's that?
Bulbax: You again! At last, I will have my revenge!
Olimar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Olimar runs around for hours dodging Bulbax*
Olimar: Cant.go.much.longer. wheeze, cough, wheeze
Bulbax: This ends now!
Olimar: NOOOOO!!!!!!
*Just as Bulbax is about to eat Olimar, he trips, falls on his head and dies*
Pikmin 1: mouth hanging open How did he do that?
Pikmin 2: Well, he's not only proved that he's as good as us, he's proved better!
Pikmin 1: Show-off. We'll take him to the next test, where he will fail!
*The two Pikmin join up with Olimar*
Olimar: How'd I do?
Pikmin 1: Ummmmmm... B+!
Olimar: Yay!
Pikmin 2: Anyway, onto the second test. Heavy Lifting Simulator! See how many Pikmin you can grow in the span of ten minutes. Not enough will result in failure!
Olimar: Let's go!
*The door seals shut and the alarm sounds*
Alarm: Test 2. Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate!
*Olimar is surrounded by literally hundreds of carcasses and ship parts*
Olimar: Okay, time to get to work.
*Olimar carries all the lightweight food back to the Onion*
Olimar: That wasn't any trouble. Now, what's next? Let's see. Breadbug, Dwarf Bulborbs and Bulbears, 5 pellets, Water Dumples. this shouldn't be too hard!
*Olimar carries all of them back to the Onion with a little trouble*
Olimar: Phew! Those are heavier than they look. Okay, Bulborbs, Armored Cannon Beetles, Gluon Drive, Heavy things, cardboard boxes, stone gates. ugh.
*Eight minutes later, the test is over*
Pikmin 1: Test over! How many new sprouts did you manage to grow?
Olimar: 251!
Pikmin 1: And what's the passing grade for this test?
Pikmin 2: 250.
Pikmin 1: .
Olimar: What? I did it? Yeah! Not so inferior, am I?
Pikmin 1: You lucky piece of turd.
Olimar: Huh?
Pikmin 2: Er, what he means to say is that you must now pass the final test. The Obstacle Course!
Olimar: Obstacle Course? I love those!
Pikmin 2: We'll see, we'll see.
*Door to the Obstacle Course closes, alarm sounds*
Alarm: Test 3. Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate!
Olimar: THIS is the obstacle course? It's just passing through a hole in the wall!
*Olimar goes through hole, and sees the real obstacle course*
Olimar: Oh my.
*Back where the two Pikmin are*
Pikmin 1: Here's the map to the course. After entering the course, Sir. Lucky must go through the fire geysers, past a group of hungry Woolywogs, avoid being stomped by a herd of Beady Long Legs, run up the spiral staircase, jump on top of a Spotty Bulborb to reach the next platform, bomb a 9-bomb gate with 9 bomb-rocks before the squadron of Shearwigs reaches him, run on a cliffside without getting blown over the edge by a Puffy Blowhog, then get past the Lair of the Snagrets before crossing the finish, which is guarded by a couple of Firey Blowhogs.
Pikmin 2: Whoa man, that's intense.
Pikmin 1: Not only that, he must finish under 15 minutes! Think he can do it?
Pikmin 2: Two words: Woolywog Bait.
*Back where Olimar is*
Olimar: Okay, now if I time perfectly, I should get through those geysers with no trouble at all. Let's see. Aha! 1, 2, 3!
*Olimar charges through the field of fire without a scratch*
Olimar: Well, that was easy. Now to get past these frogs. I have to look for a weakness in their patterns. doesn't seem to be one. Wait a sec. this is located right over a cliff side! I know what to do now!
*Olimar runs just at the edge of the cliff and lures the Woolywogs over*
Olimar: Come here! Yes, that's a good woolywoggie! Come on now. Ha! Fooled you!
*Olimar watches the entire group jump and jump until they miss and fall over the cliff*
Olimar: Yes! Olimar score, 2! Pikmin score, 0! Now, how to get past these Beady Long Legs? Hmm, they're only four, so it shouldn't be too hard to outsmart them!
*Olimar notices the BLL's are sleeping*
Olimar: What the heck? Okay. this is easy. I'll just walk through the whole thing. Now, I have to go up that spiral staircase? Fine, here I go!
*Olimar runs up the staircase only to arrive face-to-face with a Bulborb at the top*
Bulborb: Let me guess: You want to go up there?
Olimar: Yes, could you give me a lift?
Bulborb: Normally I'd eat you, but I've got a bit of a stomach cramp, so just jump on my back and go up there.
Olimar: Will do!
*Olimar climbs up onto the Bulborb and jumps onto the next platform*
Olimar: Here we are. A stone gate? 9 bomb-rocks? Okay. let me think. ah yes. I throw them!
*Olimar begins throwing the bombs at the gate when he sees a massive amount of Shearwigs flying towards him*
Olimar: Oh sh.
*Olimar, realizing he doesn't have enough time left, throws a bomb at some of the bugs. They go flying towards the gate in flames and hit it with such force that the wall shatters*
Olimar: Yes! Now, to continue!
Puffy Blowhog: Who's that coming over here? Ah! Another victim for me to blow off the cliff! Wait for it.
Olimar: Oh! A narrow cliff side! A Puffy Blowhog! He'll blow me right over! I have to make a run for it. Now!
Puffy Blowhog: Time it. Now!
*The Blowhog blows Olimar right over the cliff*
Olimar: Oh great. Hey, hi Pikmin!
Pikmin 1: Huh? ARGH! STOP!!!
*Olimar crashes right through the glass where the Pikmin are*
Pikmin 2: Ow. my head.
Pikmin 1: This is a serious violation of our course!
Olimar: But it wasn't me! It was the Blowhog!
Pikmin 1: How dare you accuse Puffy! Why, I oughtta gut you like a trout!
*Before Pikmin 1 can do anything, another Pikmin comes in with an important message*
Pikmin 3: Sir! Sir!
Pikmin 1: What is it?
Pikmin 3: gasp Bulborbs! Bulborbs are eating all of us! Millions of them!
Olimar: Aw crap, not them again!
To be continued.
Yes, to be continued.
I'm serious.
Don't you believe me?
Pikmin: Behind the Utterly Ridiculous Scenes
By TriskaDeka and Grenade Guzzler
Originally made by Grenade Guzzler
Chapter made by Grenade Guzzler ONLY.
Chapter 4: Pikmin 1.0.1.
Olimar: Where am I?
Computer: In the Dolphin, weakling! You've escaped the planet with all your dumb parts and we're heading off back home. Little do you know that this is the time for. PIKMIN 2!!!
*Dramatic drumroll*
Olimar: But it's still the same year! 2002! What gives?
*Drumroll stops*
Computer: Would you believe Nintendo actually worked extra-hard to release the two parts of the game in the same year?
Olimar: No.
Computer: Dang! I thought I had you there. Maybe you're not that weak after all. Nah.
Olimar: Okay. may as well drop in to see how the Pikmin are doing.
*On the Pikmin planet*
Olimar: Hello again!
Pikmin 1: Again? You left two minutes ago!
Olimar: Well, maybe I did. But I'm BACK!
Pikmin 1: You're back, eh? Well, you'll have to pass a few tests to prove yourself worthy of living with us, inferior life form!
Olimar: Inferior? Hey! I commanded you!
Pikmin 2: That is so last week. Come with me, smart guy.
*Inside the first testing chamber*
Pikmin 1: Here we are. Battle Simulator!
Olimar: Creepy.
Pikmin 2: We will test your Pikmin fighting abilities against random creatures. Let the testing begin!
*The room is sealed and the alarm sounds*
Alarm: Test 1. Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate!
Olimar: Here they come!
*Five minutes later, Olimar has laid waste to two Dwarf Bulborbs, three Wogpoles, Eight Sheargrubs and a Water Dumple*
Olimar: This is all too easy!
*Where the Pikmin are*
Pikmin 1: He's not that bad!
Pikmin: Time to turn up the intensity!
*Where Olimar is*
Olimar: Huh? What's that?
Bulbax: You again! At last, I will have my revenge!
Olimar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Olimar runs around for hours dodging Bulbax*
Olimar: Cant.go.much.longer. wheeze, cough, wheeze
Bulbax: This ends now!
Olimar: NOOOOO!!!!!!
*Just as Bulbax is about to eat Olimar, he trips, falls on his head and dies*
Pikmin 1: mouth hanging open How did he do that?
Pikmin 2: Well, he's not only proved that he's as good as us, he's proved better!
Pikmin 1: Show-off. We'll take him to the next test, where he will fail!
*The two Pikmin join up with Olimar*
Olimar: How'd I do?
Pikmin 1: Ummmmmm... B+!
Olimar: Yay!
Pikmin 2: Anyway, onto the second test. Heavy Lifting Simulator! See how many Pikmin you can grow in the span of ten minutes. Not enough will result in failure!
Olimar: Let's go!
*The door seals shut and the alarm sounds*
Alarm: Test 2. Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate!
*Olimar is surrounded by literally hundreds of carcasses and ship parts*
Olimar: Okay, time to get to work.
*Olimar carries all the lightweight food back to the Onion*
Olimar: That wasn't any trouble. Now, what's next? Let's see. Breadbug, Dwarf Bulborbs and Bulbears, 5 pellets, Water Dumples. this shouldn't be too hard!
*Olimar carries all of them back to the Onion with a little trouble*
Olimar: Phew! Those are heavier than they look. Okay, Bulborbs, Armored Cannon Beetles, Gluon Drive, Heavy things, cardboard boxes, stone gates. ugh.
*Eight minutes later, the test is over*
Pikmin 1: Test over! How many new sprouts did you manage to grow?
Olimar: 251!
Pikmin 1: And what's the passing grade for this test?
Pikmin 2: 250.
Pikmin 1: .
Olimar: What? I did it? Yeah! Not so inferior, am I?
Pikmin 1: You lucky piece of turd.
Olimar: Huh?
Pikmin 2: Er, what he means to say is that you must now pass the final test. The Obstacle Course!
Olimar: Obstacle Course? I love those!
Pikmin 2: We'll see, we'll see.
*Door to the Obstacle Course closes, alarm sounds*
Alarm: Test 3. Commencing in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activate!
Olimar: THIS is the obstacle course? It's just passing through a hole in the wall!
*Olimar goes through hole, and sees the real obstacle course*
Olimar: Oh my.
*Back where the two Pikmin are*
Pikmin 1: Here's the map to the course. After entering the course, Sir. Lucky must go through the fire geysers, past a group of hungry Woolywogs, avoid being stomped by a herd of Beady Long Legs, run up the spiral staircase, jump on top of a Spotty Bulborb to reach the next platform, bomb a 9-bomb gate with 9 bomb-rocks before the squadron of Shearwigs reaches him, run on a cliffside without getting blown over the edge by a Puffy Blowhog, then get past the Lair of the Snagrets before crossing the finish, which is guarded by a couple of Firey Blowhogs.
Pikmin 2: Whoa man, that's intense.
Pikmin 1: Not only that, he must finish under 15 minutes! Think he can do it?
Pikmin 2: Two words: Woolywog Bait.
*Back where Olimar is*
Olimar: Okay, now if I time perfectly, I should get through those geysers with no trouble at all. Let's see. Aha! 1, 2, 3!
*Olimar charges through the field of fire without a scratch*
Olimar: Well, that was easy. Now to get past these frogs. I have to look for a weakness in their patterns. doesn't seem to be one. Wait a sec. this is located right over a cliff side! I know what to do now!
*Olimar runs just at the edge of the cliff and lures the Woolywogs over*
Olimar: Come here! Yes, that's a good woolywoggie! Come on now. Ha! Fooled you!
*Olimar watches the entire group jump and jump until they miss and fall over the cliff*
Olimar: Yes! Olimar score, 2! Pikmin score, 0! Now, how to get past these Beady Long Legs? Hmm, they're only four, so it shouldn't be too hard to outsmart them!
*Olimar notices the BLL's are sleeping*
Olimar: What the heck? Okay. this is easy. I'll just walk through the whole thing. Now, I have to go up that spiral staircase? Fine, here I go!
*Olimar runs up the staircase only to arrive face-to-face with a Bulborb at the top*
Bulborb: Let me guess: You want to go up there?
Olimar: Yes, could you give me a lift?
Bulborb: Normally I'd eat you, but I've got a bit of a stomach cramp, so just jump on my back and go up there.
Olimar: Will do!
*Olimar climbs up onto the Bulborb and jumps onto the next platform*
Olimar: Here we are. A stone gate? 9 bomb-rocks? Okay. let me think. ah yes. I throw them!
*Olimar begins throwing the bombs at the gate when he sees a massive amount of Shearwigs flying towards him*
Olimar: Oh sh.
*Olimar, realizing he doesn't have enough time left, throws a bomb at some of the bugs. They go flying towards the gate in flames and hit it with such force that the wall shatters*
Olimar: Yes! Now, to continue!
Puffy Blowhog: Who's that coming over here? Ah! Another victim for me to blow off the cliff! Wait for it.
Olimar: Oh! A narrow cliff side! A Puffy Blowhog! He'll blow me right over! I have to make a run for it. Now!
Puffy Blowhog: Time it. Now!
*The Blowhog blows Olimar right over the cliff*
Olimar: Oh great. Hey, hi Pikmin!
Pikmin 1: Huh? ARGH! STOP!!!
*Olimar crashes right through the glass where the Pikmin are*
Pikmin 2: Ow. my head.
Pikmin 1: This is a serious violation of our course!
Olimar: But it wasn't me! It was the Blowhog!
Pikmin 1: How dare you accuse Puffy! Why, I oughtta gut you like a trout!
*Before Pikmin 1 can do anything, another Pikmin comes in with an important message*
Pikmin 3: Sir! Sir!
Pikmin 1: What is it?
Pikmin 3: gasp Bulborbs! Bulborbs are eating all of us! Millions of them!
Olimar: Aw crap, not them again!
To be continued.
Yes, to be continued.
I'm serious.
Don't you believe me?