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Pikmin: Behind The Utterly Ridiculous Scenes
By TriskaDeka and Grenade Guzzler
Originally From Grenade Guzzler
Chapter 5: Bulborbs Attack!
Pikmin 1: Bulborbs? I thought we killed them all!
Pikmin 3: Apparently not. There's a massive amount that's attacking all of our Onions!
Pikmin 2: Even the green, orange and black ones???
Pikmin 3: Um, yeah. Although the ones who eat the black ones explode a short time thereafter.
Olimar: They explode. aha! Those are the ones that self-destruct! Maybe we can use them against those fiends!
*Olimar, Pikmin 1, 2 and 3 go outside the Obstacle Course chamber only to find the whole land devastated*
Pikmin 1: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!?!
Pikmin 4: Um, well, one of the Bulborbs took a chunk out of the black Onion, then started to run all over the place. Eventually, the massive explosion that took place inside him was so powerful that it destroyed the orange and green Onions. We're not doing so well here.
Olimar: Hey! Hey, don't you remember me?
Bulborb #1: Yeah, I do. You killed our emperor, so we have to kill you. Fair?
Olimar: No.
Bulborb #1: Too bad. Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!
Pikmin 1: All Pikmin, retreat! Get those Onions into the sky, pronto!
*The blue, red and yellow Onions go off into space, while the crippled black one remains*
Bulborb #1: We're running this outfit now! Your kingship, you may advance now?
Bulblax: I'm not a king. I'm an emperor!
Olimar: What the. I killed you!. about three times!
Bulblax: You just don't get it, do you. The author of this fanfic chose to give life to me again. He's our god! You can't stop him!
Olimar: WHAAAAAT??? I'll get you, Grenade Guzzler!
Grenade Guzzler: Huh? Okay, rewind.
*The entire scene rewinds*
Bulblax: You just don't get it, do you. I can be cloned!
Olimar: But. you're the only Emperor Grub-dog on this planet!
Bulborb #1: Shall we show him the birth chamber?
Bulblax: Yes. we will. Olimar, and you four Pikmin, come with me. I'm going to show you something.
Olimar: Will it have food? I'm getting hungry.
Pikmin 2: Idiot.
*Bulblax carries the five to his secret genetic lab*
Bulblax: You see, every day, one of our Bulborbs gets a DNA change. We put him through this machine thingy, and after a while, a seed is planted on his back. Once it grows, he will become a massive size and will adapt the tongue lash and the huge jumping ability. In other words, I'll be born again!
Olimar: Uh, what about the Bulbears?
Bulblax: They're suckers. Anyway, now that you know our secret. We can't let the planet stay alive. Bulborbs! Attack all Pikmin grounds and eat to your heart's content!
All Bulborbs: YEAH!!!
Bulborb #1: Huh? Oh crap, I'm slipping on something!. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--------.
*Bulborb #1 falls and lands inside Bulblax's cloning machine*
Bulblax: Well, this'll take a while. Bulborb #2, you're the leader.
Bulborb #2: Yay!
Bulblax: Anyway, ATTACK!
Olimar: *backing up slowly* Well, um... Why dont we make a deal? *Noticing they are still approching him* Oh well, Despreate time calls for desprate measures...
Olimar jumps into the cloning device escaping the bulborb attack only to find in surprise when he landed to see a whole cafeteria not only with Bulborb # 1, it was full of Bulblaxes eating......
Olimar: Mashed potatoes and Gravy???
??????: Hey!!! You mind getting off my shell!
Olimar: Huh?
Olimar looks below him to see he is standing on a Bulblax's shell!
Olimar: Oops... sorry... *Gets off* Wait a minute.... I thought you ate Pikmin?
Bulblaxes (all): We have to eat something else besides pikmin you know!!!
Bulblax # 82: Yeah! Have you ever even eaten a Pikmin?
Olimar: Hmm.... *thinking* Carrot?
All the bulblaxes gasp.
Bulblax # 49: He just cussed in front of him!!
Olimar: What? I didn't know...
Outside...
*Olimar is seen flying from the top of the cloning machine hole*
Bulblaxes (all): Big Meanie!!
Olimar: *Notices the bulborb army is sleeping* Well.. that worked... Might as well escape......What the!?
The only path not full of bulborbs in the way was the bridge, The only problem was there was no bridge. Just the outline of yellow blocks...
Olimar: WHY?
*10 minutes later...*
The Yellow Switch Palace (Well what do you know...)
Olimar: *Looks at the front door* Out of all the stupid things...
Blocking the entrance to The Yellow Switch Palace was a moat and a bridge with the outline of green blocks...
*Screen fades out*
"4 hours ago..."
*Screen fades in*
Olimar: *backing up slowly* Well, um... Why dont we make a deal? *Noticing they are still approching him* Oh well, Despreate time calls for desprate measures...
Olimar jumps into the cloning device escaping the bulborb attack.
Red pikmin 1: Wait what about us!?
Blue Pikmin: Umm... We got other problems...
The four pikmin were surrounded by the bulborb army. The army was slowly advancing towards them.
Yellow Pikmin: I got the perfect idea guys!
Pikmin (rest of them): Huh?
The Yellow Pikmin walked slowly towards the army and stopped right in front of Emperor Bulblax. The Yellow Pikmin cleared his throat and...
Yellow Pikmin: WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar!? *Spins around, stops and points at Bulblax* YOU!
Bulblax: *Gets up* Who me?
Yellow Pikmin: Yeah YOU!
Bulblax: *nodding his head* Couldn't be!
Yellow Pikmin: THEN WHO???
Bulblax: Bulborb# 82192 stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Yellow Pikmin: *To the other Pikmin* Now is our chance! RUN!
Bulborb #82192: Who me?
Bulblax: Yeah YOU!!
The rest of the pikmin run away while the bulborb army was arguing about who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
"Later..."
Red Pikmin #2: That was genius! That was a great distraction!
Yellow Pikmin: I just didn't think it would work...
Blue Pikmin: Shouldn't we be planning how to escape from here?
Red Pikmin #1: Why? We're useless without Olimar!
The rest of the Pikmin look at Red Pikmin #1 in anger.
Red Pikmin #1: What? But we are!
The rest of the Pikmin grab Red Pikmin #1 and throw him off the cliff.
Red Pikmin: Now what do we do?
Blue Pikmin: Well, I have one idea that might work...
"At the Land of Ancient Pikmin..."
-The Three Pikmin come out of a time portal and land safely on the ground. Only the Yellow Pikmin was wearing a fake Bulborb costume.-
Yellow Pikmin: Are you sure this will work?
Blue Pikmin: Why are you asking so much? For the 53rd time, I'm sure this will work! Look, if you're so nervous, I'll do it.
-The Yellow Pikmin immediatly took of the costume and threw it at the Blue Pikmin. Sighing heavily, he took a quick glance at the Red Pikmin.-
Red Pikmin: Don't look at me. I'm not doing it.
-The Blue Pikmin, after hearing this, put on the costume. He had a little trouble putting it on, but he was able to put it on fully after a few minutes.-
Blue Pikmin: Well...How do I look?
Red and Yellow Pikmin: AHHHHHH!!! Dwarf Bulborb!!!
-The Red and Yellow Pikmin immediatly charged at the Blue Pikmin wearing the costume, constantly attacking him.-
Blue Pikmin: AHHHH!!! STOP!!!!!!
Red and Yellow Pikmin: *Stops Attacking* Sorry...
Blue Pikmin: *Smacks both Pikmin across the face* Well at least we know this costume is convincing... Now, keep the time portal open. I'm going to try to do this quick. Here I go!
-With that, The disguised Blue Pikmin ran towards the Main Area of the Ancient Pikmin World.-
"Ancient Land of Pikmin: Main Area"
-The Blue Pikmin runs towards the nearst Ancient Pikmin and tries to get it's attention by yelling at it.-
Ancient Pikmin: Go away! Shoo! Shoo! *Muttering* Stupid Bulborb...
Blue Pikmin: Darn! Well looks like I have no other choice...
-The disguised Blue Pikmin bites the Ancient Pikmin as hard as he could. The Ancient Pikmin, finally feeling the stinging sensation, jumped up in the air yelling...-
Ancient Pikmin: OOOOOUUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!
-The Ancient Pikmin, infuriated, started to chase him. While the Blue Pikmin made a mad dash towards the time portal. Too bad for him that the Time Portal is about a few miles away...(Well for the Blue Pikmin of course.)-
Blue Pikmin: *Constantly Repeating* I don't wanna die!! I don't wanna die!! I don't wanna die!!!! *thinking to himself* The things I get myself into...
To Be Continued...
Pikmin: Behind The Utterly Ridiculous Scenes
By TriskaDeka and Grenade Guzzler
Originally From Grenade Guzzler
Chapter 5: Bulborbs Attack!
Pikmin 1: Bulborbs? I thought we killed them all!
Pikmin 3: Apparently not. There's a massive amount that's attacking all of our Onions!
Pikmin 2: Even the green, orange and black ones???
Pikmin 3: Um, yeah. Although the ones who eat the black ones explode a short time thereafter.
Olimar: They explode. aha! Those are the ones that self-destruct! Maybe we can use them against those fiends!
*Olimar, Pikmin 1, 2 and 3 go outside the Obstacle Course chamber only to find the whole land devastated*
Pikmin 1: WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?!?!
Pikmin 4: Um, well, one of the Bulborbs took a chunk out of the black Onion, then started to run all over the place. Eventually, the massive explosion that took place inside him was so powerful that it destroyed the orange and green Onions. We're not doing so well here.
Olimar: Hey! Hey, don't you remember me?
Bulborb #1: Yeah, I do. You killed our emperor, so we have to kill you. Fair?
Olimar: No.
Bulborb #1: Too bad. Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge!
Pikmin 1: All Pikmin, retreat! Get those Onions into the sky, pronto!
*The blue, red and yellow Onions go off into space, while the crippled black one remains*
Bulborb #1: We're running this outfit now! Your kingship, you may advance now?
Bulblax: I'm not a king. I'm an emperor!
Olimar: What the. I killed you!. about three times!
Bulblax: You just don't get it, do you. The author of this fanfic chose to give life to me again. He's our god! You can't stop him!
Olimar: WHAAAAAT??? I'll get you, Grenade Guzzler!
Grenade Guzzler: Huh? Okay, rewind.
*The entire scene rewinds*
Bulblax: You just don't get it, do you. I can be cloned!
Olimar: But. you're the only Emperor Grub-dog on this planet!
Bulborb #1: Shall we show him the birth chamber?
Bulblax: Yes. we will. Olimar, and you four Pikmin, come with me. I'm going to show you something.
Olimar: Will it have food? I'm getting hungry.
Pikmin 2: Idiot.
*Bulblax carries the five to his secret genetic lab*
Bulblax: You see, every day, one of our Bulborbs gets a DNA change. We put him through this machine thingy, and after a while, a seed is planted on his back. Once it grows, he will become a massive size and will adapt the tongue lash and the huge jumping ability. In other words, I'll be born again!
Olimar: Uh, what about the Bulbears?
Bulblax: They're suckers. Anyway, now that you know our secret. We can't let the planet stay alive. Bulborbs! Attack all Pikmin grounds and eat to your heart's content!
All Bulborbs: YEAH!!!
Bulborb #1: Huh? Oh crap, I'm slipping on something!. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh--------.
*Bulborb #1 falls and lands inside Bulblax's cloning machine*
Bulblax: Well, this'll take a while. Bulborb #2, you're the leader.
Bulborb #2: Yay!
Bulblax: Anyway, ATTACK!
Olimar: *backing up slowly* Well, um... Why dont we make a deal? *Noticing they are still approching him* Oh well, Despreate time calls for desprate measures...
Olimar jumps into the cloning device escaping the bulborb attack only to find in surprise when he landed to see a whole cafeteria not only with Bulborb # 1, it was full of Bulblaxes eating......
Olimar: Mashed potatoes and Gravy???
??????: Hey!!! You mind getting off my shell!
Olimar: Huh?
Olimar looks below him to see he is standing on a Bulblax's shell!
Olimar: Oops... sorry... *Gets off* Wait a minute.... I thought you ate Pikmin?
Bulblaxes (all): We have to eat something else besides pikmin you know!!!
Bulblax # 82: Yeah! Have you ever even eaten a Pikmin?
Olimar: Hmm.... *thinking* Carrot?
All the bulblaxes gasp.
Bulblax # 49: He just cussed in front of him!!
Olimar: What? I didn't know...
Outside...
*Olimar is seen flying from the top of the cloning machine hole*
Bulblaxes (all): Big Meanie!!
Olimar: *Notices the bulborb army is sleeping* Well.. that worked... Might as well escape......What the!?
The only path not full of bulborbs in the way was the bridge, The only problem was there was no bridge. Just the outline of yellow blocks...
Olimar: WHY?
*10 minutes later...*
The Yellow Switch Palace (Well what do you know...)
Olimar: *Looks at the front door* Out of all the stupid things...
Blocking the entrance to The Yellow Switch Palace was a moat and a bridge with the outline of green blocks...
*Screen fades out*
"4 hours ago..."
*Screen fades in*
Olimar: *backing up slowly* Well, um... Why dont we make a deal? *Noticing they are still approching him* Oh well, Despreate time calls for desprate measures...
Olimar jumps into the cloning device escaping the bulborb attack.
Red pikmin 1: Wait what about us!?
Blue Pikmin: Umm... We got other problems...
The four pikmin were surrounded by the bulborb army. The army was slowly advancing towards them.
Yellow Pikmin: I got the perfect idea guys!
Pikmin (rest of them): Huh?
The Yellow Pikmin walked slowly towards the army and stopped right in front of Emperor Bulblax. The Yellow Pikmin cleared his throat and...
Yellow Pikmin: WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar!? *Spins around, stops and points at Bulblax* YOU!
Bulblax: *Gets up* Who me?
Yellow Pikmin: Yeah YOU!
Bulblax: *nodding his head* Couldn't be!
Yellow Pikmin: THEN WHO???
Bulblax: Bulborb# 82192 stole the cookies from the cookie jar!
Yellow Pikmin: *To the other Pikmin* Now is our chance! RUN!
Bulborb #82192: Who me?
Bulblax: Yeah YOU!!
The rest of the pikmin run away while the bulborb army was arguing about who stole the cookies from the cookie jar.
"Later..."
Red Pikmin #2: That was genius! That was a great distraction!
Yellow Pikmin: I just didn't think it would work...
Blue Pikmin: Shouldn't we be planning how to escape from here?
Red Pikmin #1: Why? We're useless without Olimar!
The rest of the Pikmin look at Red Pikmin #1 in anger.
Red Pikmin #1: What? But we are!
The rest of the Pikmin grab Red Pikmin #1 and throw him off the cliff.
Red Pikmin: Now what do we do?
Blue Pikmin: Well, I have one idea that might work...
"At the Land of Ancient Pikmin..."
-The Three Pikmin come out of a time portal and land safely on the ground. Only the Yellow Pikmin was wearing a fake Bulborb costume.-
Yellow Pikmin: Are you sure this will work?
Blue Pikmin: Why are you asking so much? For the 53rd time, I'm sure this will work! Look, if you're so nervous, I'll do it.
-The Yellow Pikmin immediatly took of the costume and threw it at the Blue Pikmin. Sighing heavily, he took a quick glance at the Red Pikmin.-
Red Pikmin: Don't look at me. I'm not doing it.
-The Blue Pikmin, after hearing this, put on the costume. He had a little trouble putting it on, but he was able to put it on fully after a few minutes.-
Blue Pikmin: Well...How do I look?
Red and Yellow Pikmin: AHHHHHH!!! Dwarf Bulborb!!!
-The Red and Yellow Pikmin immediatly charged at the Blue Pikmin wearing the costume, constantly attacking him.-
Blue Pikmin: AHHHH!!! STOP!!!!!!
Red and Yellow Pikmin: *Stops Attacking* Sorry...
Blue Pikmin: *Smacks both Pikmin across the face* Well at least we know this costume is convincing... Now, keep the time portal open. I'm going to try to do this quick. Here I go!
-With that, The disguised Blue Pikmin ran towards the Main Area of the Ancient Pikmin World.-
"Ancient Land of Pikmin: Main Area"
-The Blue Pikmin runs towards the nearst Ancient Pikmin and tries to get it's attention by yelling at it.-
Ancient Pikmin: Go away! Shoo! Shoo! *Muttering* Stupid Bulborb...
Blue Pikmin: Darn! Well looks like I have no other choice...
-The disguised Blue Pikmin bites the Ancient Pikmin as hard as he could. The Ancient Pikmin, finally feeling the stinging sensation, jumped up in the air yelling...-
Ancient Pikmin: OOOOOUUUUCCCCCHHHH!!!!!!
-The Ancient Pikmin, infuriated, started to chase him. While the Blue Pikmin made a mad dash towards the time portal. Too bad for him that the Time Portal is about a few miles away...(Well for the Blue Pikmin of course.)-
Blue Pikmin: *Constantly Repeating* I don't wanna die!! I don't wanna die!! I don't wanna die!!!! *thinking to himself* The things I get myself into...
To Be Continued...