Hello pplz…This is a weird story that wuz the outcome of my excruciating
boredom. It duzn't have too much of a point. But, as always, read and
review, and please tell me if this is worth my time in continuing. Thanks a
lot, I really appreciate this…
This is gonna b written sumwut soap opera style, so please don't take too much offense on my characterz…
Disclaimer: Tolkien'z hot, sexy, interesting pplz…So glad he created them…Yup, so proper credit has to be given…;)
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1 Quest for Love
"Today is the big day, Legolas. 'Tis the day we finally go find you a rightful mate," Aragorn announced happily, smiling at the memory when he first met his mate, the lovely Arwen.
"And what if we don't find one? What if none of the female elves like me?? What if I cannot wed, then I shall be forced to spend all of eternity alone!!" Legolas shouted, very worried, indeed, for he had not had a serious lover for some time now. He didn't feel the need to hide any emotions, for Aragorn was as a brother to him.
"Nonsense!! How could you think such things? Of course they like you!! As a matter of fact, most female elves absolutely adore you!! There is perhaps not one elf that wouldn't spring at the chance to wed you! In fact, there is a long line of to-be brides awaiting you as we speak." Aragorn said to a very shocked Legolas. He and several others had kept this plan a secret from Legolas, so as to not stress him. But stressed now, he was. He was quite a sight to behold. His blue eyes were wide with fright and shock, beads of sweat dripped down his forehead, strands of golden hair fell out of their usual fish-tailed state, and his cheeks were aglow with a light pink flush.
"ESTEL!! Why hadn't you informed me of this matter earlier?!" Legolas answered, extremely pissed, for lack of better words. He had not expected such a thing like this to happen. He had thought they would simply seek the countryside for a caring and appealing elf maiden about his age. He didn't think he'd have the whole town waiting for him outside of his abode!!
"Come now, Legolas, stop messing with those golden locks of yours, or pretty soon, you'll have no more hair to attract pretty, young elves…"Aragorn teased.
"So be it…"Legolas said sullenly, still a major mess.
"That's more like it!! Now let's get you fixed up to go see those fine elves-FOR YOU!! Of course, I wouldn't ever thinking of my fiery Arwen…" Aragorn said mischievously.
"Nooo…I don't want to!! I can't! I won't! I WILL NOT!! Please don't make me Aragorn, for my heart isn't ready for this kind of commitment!! It's worse than the time Thranduil tried to get me to trim my hair 2 millimeters!! It was terrible!! SHEER HORROR!! I still have constant nightmares about that day!! Oh no…My life is over…" Legolas insisted, rocking back and forth on his chair, looking very frantic and in need of someone there to calm him.
"Legolas!! Stop that this instant!! You're exaggerating!! You can't be serious!! Trimming your hair wasn't that bad, was it?! I mean, come on, think of me, I don't ever wash or comb my hair, and I get it cut all the time!! Don't worry about it!! I still got me a fine elven woman!!"
"Oh great, that's a comforting thought…" Legolas blurted out sarcastically.
"Hey! That hurts…" Aragorn said, looking away from Legolas and frowning.
"No, NO!! Aragorn, please don't take it like that!! I didn't mean it!! I'm so sorry…" Legolas apologized, looking very sad and adorable.
"It's okay, I guess, I realize that you are going through a tough time. I understand completely. I mean, after all, I was the same way when I wed Arwen-only I didn't quite freak out like I was drunk and on a heavy dosage of pipe weed…" Aragorn said, smiling.
Ignoring Aragorn's comment, Legolas repliec, "I guess you're right, I should just go and find myself a mate. I mean, how hard can it be?"
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Okay…So there it is…Please review and tell me if this should be deleted or kept…No flames please…Thanks to my reviewers…You are very nice ppl…
This is gonna b written sumwut soap opera style, so please don't take too much offense on my characterz…
Disclaimer: Tolkien'z hot, sexy, interesting pplz…So glad he created them…Yup, so proper credit has to be given…;)
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1 Quest for Love
"Today is the big day, Legolas. 'Tis the day we finally go find you a rightful mate," Aragorn announced happily, smiling at the memory when he first met his mate, the lovely Arwen.
"And what if we don't find one? What if none of the female elves like me?? What if I cannot wed, then I shall be forced to spend all of eternity alone!!" Legolas shouted, very worried, indeed, for he had not had a serious lover for some time now. He didn't feel the need to hide any emotions, for Aragorn was as a brother to him.
"Nonsense!! How could you think such things? Of course they like you!! As a matter of fact, most female elves absolutely adore you!! There is perhaps not one elf that wouldn't spring at the chance to wed you! In fact, there is a long line of to-be brides awaiting you as we speak." Aragorn said to a very shocked Legolas. He and several others had kept this plan a secret from Legolas, so as to not stress him. But stressed now, he was. He was quite a sight to behold. His blue eyes were wide with fright and shock, beads of sweat dripped down his forehead, strands of golden hair fell out of their usual fish-tailed state, and his cheeks were aglow with a light pink flush.
"ESTEL!! Why hadn't you informed me of this matter earlier?!" Legolas answered, extremely pissed, for lack of better words. He had not expected such a thing like this to happen. He had thought they would simply seek the countryside for a caring and appealing elf maiden about his age. He didn't think he'd have the whole town waiting for him outside of his abode!!
"Come now, Legolas, stop messing with those golden locks of yours, or pretty soon, you'll have no more hair to attract pretty, young elves…"Aragorn teased.
"So be it…"Legolas said sullenly, still a major mess.
"That's more like it!! Now let's get you fixed up to go see those fine elves-FOR YOU!! Of course, I wouldn't ever thinking of my fiery Arwen…" Aragorn said mischievously.
"Nooo…I don't want to!! I can't! I won't! I WILL NOT!! Please don't make me Aragorn, for my heart isn't ready for this kind of commitment!! It's worse than the time Thranduil tried to get me to trim my hair 2 millimeters!! It was terrible!! SHEER HORROR!! I still have constant nightmares about that day!! Oh no…My life is over…" Legolas insisted, rocking back and forth on his chair, looking very frantic and in need of someone there to calm him.
"Legolas!! Stop that this instant!! You're exaggerating!! You can't be serious!! Trimming your hair wasn't that bad, was it?! I mean, come on, think of me, I don't ever wash or comb my hair, and I get it cut all the time!! Don't worry about it!! I still got me a fine elven woman!!"
"Oh great, that's a comforting thought…" Legolas blurted out sarcastically.
"Hey! That hurts…" Aragorn said, looking away from Legolas and frowning.
"No, NO!! Aragorn, please don't take it like that!! I didn't mean it!! I'm so sorry…" Legolas apologized, looking very sad and adorable.
"It's okay, I guess, I realize that you are going through a tough time. I understand completely. I mean, after all, I was the same way when I wed Arwen-only I didn't quite freak out like I was drunk and on a heavy dosage of pipe weed…" Aragorn said, smiling.
Ignoring Aragorn's comment, Legolas repliec, "I guess you're right, I should just go and find myself a mate. I mean, how hard can it be?"
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Okay…So there it is…Please review and tell me if this should be deleted or kept…No flames please…Thanks to my reviewers…You are very nice ppl…