This scene is set in Faye's flat. She is sitting in bed with a TV dinner
watching the 11 'o' clock news.
TV: And finally tonight another shock as new celebrity couple have announced their engagement after 10 minutes of meeting each other. Simon 'trousers' Cowel and Tash 'fish face' Kitten announced their engagement at their local supermarket earlier today. The couple have said to have found true love in the frozen food section.
Faye: Great more couples just what I need to make me feel more alone and more single than I already am.
Oh Lee, If only Ann wasn't around I could get to you without having to hurt you, if only I wasn't a coward and could tell you how I felt, if only you weren't the living dead.
TV: A flash announcement has come in Simon 'trousers' Cowel has just brought JIVE record company now making him the biggest pop freak around. He and his new fiancé Tash 'fish face' Kitten have just signed joint ownership in the company.
Faye: OMG I have to call Pete. Jasper this is huge.
Jasper barks. Ruff, Ruff.
Faye calls Pete.
Pete: Hello
Faye: Hi Pete switch on to BBC1
Pete: Ok is it that nice news presenter lady that I like?
Faye: Erm no look just do it ok. Pause while Pete switches over.
Pete: OMG If they get married you know what this means?
Faye: Yep pop world domination through brainwashing and subliminal messages, with him writing songs and her performing them were doomed.
Pete: Emergency meeting tomorrow ROCK HQ 11am
Faye: Ok I'll call the others. Bye.
Faye hangs up and calls Lisa who is staring at her picture of Pete that is tied to an inflatable man that sits on her sofa or on those cold nights in her bed.
Ring, Ring
Lisa: Pete? Is that you? I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Faye: What no lis it's me Faye why do you always answer the phone like that?
Lisa: like what?
Faye: By calling every one Pete?
Lisa: I do I never noticed (starts doing a nervous giggle uncontrollably) HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Faye: LISA clam down, I actually just phoned you to say there's an emergency meeting tomorrow at ROCK HQ.
Lisa: Oh .ok, what time? Will Pete be there?
Faye: 11am And of course Pete's going to be there he runs the place, what's your obsession with Pete?
Lisa: (in a rush.) Obsession, what obsession oh sorry got to go bye.
Lisa hangs up on Faye.
Faye: Weird! Oh well ay Jasper.
Faye phones Lees/Ann's/Kits and Spikes crypt. At the crypt.
Answer phone: Were out leave a message 'BEEP'
Faye: Nice message guys, and since when do the living dead need answer phones? Erm yeah any way back to the point, meeting tomorrow 11am ROCK HQ don't miss it there's something really important we need to tell you. The world needs our help again. Bye.
Claire & H are together in secret in bed at Claire's house. Faye rings them up. Ring. Ring
H: Hello scantily clad man in naughty position with nude woman how may I help? (Claire giggles)
Faye: H? What are you doing answering the phone at Claire's house?
H: Erm is not what you think I'm cleaning!
Faye: What your cleaning at 12pm in someone else's house (twigs to what's going on) NOOOO really? You two?
Claire snatches the phone from H.
Claire: Faye its me look its not like that, really
Faye: Yeah rite, don't lie. Claire and H sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g. hahaha.
Claire: Please don't tell anybody we want to keep this a secret.
Faye: I bet you do H is happily involved with Jen.
H snatches the phone off Claire
H: I know look something happened
Faye: Your not kidding.
H: Is there a reason you phoned? Or was it just to pry into peoples private lives?
Faye: Chill meeting 11am ROCK HQ Pick me up 10.30 at my house we can talk then.
H hangs up the phone.
Claire: OMG what are we going to tell her?
H: More importantly what are we going to tell Jen?
TV: And finally tonight another shock as new celebrity couple have announced their engagement after 10 minutes of meeting each other. Simon 'trousers' Cowel and Tash 'fish face' Kitten announced their engagement at their local supermarket earlier today. The couple have said to have found true love in the frozen food section.
Faye: Great more couples just what I need to make me feel more alone and more single than I already am.
Oh Lee, If only Ann wasn't around I could get to you without having to hurt you, if only I wasn't a coward and could tell you how I felt, if only you weren't the living dead.
TV: A flash announcement has come in Simon 'trousers' Cowel has just brought JIVE record company now making him the biggest pop freak around. He and his new fiancé Tash 'fish face' Kitten have just signed joint ownership in the company.
Faye: OMG I have to call Pete. Jasper this is huge.
Jasper barks. Ruff, Ruff.
Faye calls Pete.
Pete: Hello
Faye: Hi Pete switch on to BBC1
Pete: Ok is it that nice news presenter lady that I like?
Faye: Erm no look just do it ok. Pause while Pete switches over.
Pete: OMG If they get married you know what this means?
Faye: Yep pop world domination through brainwashing and subliminal messages, with him writing songs and her performing them were doomed.
Pete: Emergency meeting tomorrow ROCK HQ 11am
Faye: Ok I'll call the others. Bye.
Faye hangs up and calls Lisa who is staring at her picture of Pete that is tied to an inflatable man that sits on her sofa or on those cold nights in her bed.
Ring, Ring
Lisa: Pete? Is that you? I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Faye: What no lis it's me Faye why do you always answer the phone like that?
Lisa: like what?
Faye: By calling every one Pete?
Lisa: I do I never noticed (starts doing a nervous giggle uncontrollably) HAHAHHAHAHAHA
Faye: LISA clam down, I actually just phoned you to say there's an emergency meeting tomorrow at ROCK HQ.
Lisa: Oh .ok, what time? Will Pete be there?
Faye: 11am And of course Pete's going to be there he runs the place, what's your obsession with Pete?
Lisa: (in a rush.) Obsession, what obsession oh sorry got to go bye.
Lisa hangs up on Faye.
Faye: Weird! Oh well ay Jasper.
Faye phones Lees/Ann's/Kits and Spikes crypt. At the crypt.
Answer phone: Were out leave a message 'BEEP'
Faye: Nice message guys, and since when do the living dead need answer phones? Erm yeah any way back to the point, meeting tomorrow 11am ROCK HQ don't miss it there's something really important we need to tell you. The world needs our help again. Bye.
Claire & H are together in secret in bed at Claire's house. Faye rings them up. Ring. Ring
H: Hello scantily clad man in naughty position with nude woman how may I help? (Claire giggles)
Faye: H? What are you doing answering the phone at Claire's house?
H: Erm is not what you think I'm cleaning!
Faye: What your cleaning at 12pm in someone else's house (twigs to what's going on) NOOOO really? You two?
Claire snatches the phone from H.
Claire: Faye its me look its not like that, really
Faye: Yeah rite, don't lie. Claire and H sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g. hahaha.
Claire: Please don't tell anybody we want to keep this a secret.
Faye: I bet you do H is happily involved with Jen.
H snatches the phone off Claire
H: I know look something happened
Faye: Your not kidding.
H: Is there a reason you phoned? Or was it just to pry into peoples private lives?
Faye: Chill meeting 11am ROCK HQ Pick me up 10.30 at my house we can talk then.
H hangs up the phone.
Claire: OMG what are we going to tell her?
H: More importantly what are we going to tell Jen?