One Hyper Day

By:  fairysphinx

fairysphinx:  I'm baaaaacccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm about 4 reviews late, I know, but I'm here.  PenPen the Killer suggested I give the people searching for the hiding people powers like in Spiderman.  Sorry to say, Penpen the Killer, but I don't know a thing about Spiderman.  I like the idea, though, so I'll just improvised.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, or X-men:  Evolution.

fairysphinx:  Okay, let's see.  Yugi, you have the powers of Evan/Spike.

Yugi:  What can he do?

fairysphinx:  He can skateboard, and he can shoot spikes out of his body.

Yugi:  Oh.  Cool!

fairysphinx:  Seto, you have the powers of Scott/Cyclops.

Seto:  ?

fairysphinx:  Here * tosses him the visor thing Scott wears when he's suited up *.  You might need this.  You shoot light beams out of your eyes, but you can't control it.

Seto:  Yay, and boo.

fairysphinx:  Bakura, you have the powers of Beast.  Beast is super strong.

 Bakura:  What powers do you have?

fairysphinx:  I have the powers of…Mystique (spell check?) and Jean Grey!

Seto:  And they can do what?

fairysphinx:  Mystique has the power of shape shifting, and Jean Grey can control/move things with her mind.

Y. Bakura:  And what about us?

fairysphinx:  What about you?

Y. Bakura:  What powers do we get.

fairysphinx:  How about what you already have?  Okay, lets go!  Y. Bakura, Yami, Joey, and Pegasus!  You have ten seconds to hide!* they scramble *.  Ten…nine…eight…seven…six…five…four…three…two…one…zero!  Go find your person!

* Yugi rolls away on his skateboard, Seto runs, Bakura swings (from the ceiling), and fairysphinx changes into a bird, and flys *

Pegasus:  * behind a fish tank *  Please don't find me, please don't find me!

Yugi:  I found you Pegasus!  * Pegasus tries to run away *  Take that!  * shoots spikes at him pinning him to the wall, his arms and legs spread out *  Now, it's time to torture you!  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Pegasus:  Please, don't hurt me!

Yugi:  * pulls out a… *

Seto:  Now, if I were a white-haired brat, where would I hide (sorry, I just couldn't resist putting that!)?  * starts blasting everything in sight *

???????:  YOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto:  ?????

Y. Bakura:  You zapped me in my [seat of your pants]!!!!

Seto:  Oh, well.  Move and I'll zap you again!  * pulls out a… *

Bakura:  Hmmm.  Joey would probably retreat to the kitchen.  *  when he gets there, there is a sign that says 'Joey is NOT in the kitchen' *  Right.  * chewing noises are coming from the kitchen *  *Bakura goes into the kitchen and lifts up the counter *  Joey!  There you are!  * picks up Joey and starts swinging from the ceiling again.  Joey becomes sick *  Having fun?

Joey:  Don't ask!

Yami:  Whoo!  I think I've lost her!  * sits down in a strangely cartoonish looking chair *

Chair:  YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami:  Whoa!  * tries to get out of the chair, but it's already hooked itself around him.  The chair starts morphing into…*

fairysphinx:  YAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami:  Oh no!  Now I'm in for it!!!

fairysphinx:  I love you, Yami!!!!!!  * glomps/huggles Yami from her chair position *

Yami:  Can't breath!  Getting squashed!

On-looking vulture:  Well, my bets are on the girl.  The poor guy doesn't have a chance!  He'd better give in right now if he knows what's good for him.  Oh, well.

fairysphinx:  NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!  Sugar low!!!!!  Excuse me while I go get more sugar. 

Yami:  Yes, please, go.  My ribs need time to heal.

fairysphinx:  Come on, Lover boy.  You're coming with me.  Oh, and while I'm at it, I might as well get a preacher, and the rings!  You're mine, Yami!  All mine!  And nothing will come between us.  Absolutely nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami:  *whimpers *  Help?!?!?!?!?!?

fairysphinx:  See ya later, folks!