One Hyper Day

By:  fairysphinx

Disclaimer:  I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Brittany Spears, QuickShelf Microsoft Bookshelf, blah, blah, blah, and more blah!

fairysphinx:  You wanted it, so you got it!  Chapter three!  I'm on a sugarless sugar high, so I'm taking advantage of the situation.  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami:  Will someone PLEASE help me?  She's a mad woman!  Madmadmadmadmad, I tell you!  Mad!

Yugi:  Please excuse Yami.  Fairysphinx has him tied to a ducking stool (a/n:  A device formerly used in Europe and New England for punishment, consisting of a chair in which an offender was tied and ducked into water (the definition belongs to the QuickShelf Microsoft Bookshelf, and not me)), and she gave him a BUNCH of spinach.  Poor guy.  She and sugarless sugar highs don't mix.

fairysphinx:  What did you say, dear, sweet Yugi?

Yugi:  Oh, nothing to worry your pretty little head over.  * is seen crossing his fingers behind his back *.

fairysphinx:  Good.

Yugi:  Being around her when she's like this, we learned quickly NOT to say anything to offend her…you might end up loosing a limb, or being put into a baby crib with a bunch of scary children's toys.  * shutters *  That's why I'm doing nothing to upset her.

fairysphinx:  Yugi?

Yugi: Yes, beautiful authoress?  * is seen crossing his fingers behind his back…again *

fairysphinx:  Aww!  Isn't he just so sweet?  Eh hem.  Yugi, you were about to torture Pegasus when we left off. 

Yugi:  Oh, okay. 

Pegasus:  * whimpers *

Yugi:  * pulls out a…feather, and starts tickling Pegasus with it *  MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Fell the tickle, you monster, feel the tickle!!!!!!

Pegasus:  * screams like a giddy schoolgirl *  EEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NO!!!!  STOP!  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey:  Stop with the spinning already!  I'm getting sick!  I'm turning green!  I don't feel so good!  Stop!  Restroom break!  Stop!  Stop!  EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  * Joey is seen flying into a wall *

Bakura:  Heh, heh.  Oops.  Hey, I got another idea!

Brittany Spears:  Oops, I did it again.  I played with your heart, got lost in the game, ooh baby, baby.  Oops, you think I'm in love, got sent from above!  I'm not that innocent!  (sorry if I got the  lyrics wrong!)

Joey:  Hun?  BRITTANY SPEARS?!?!?!?  What's she doing here?!?!?!?!?  Wait, don't answer that!  BRITTANY SPEARS!  CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAGH?

Brittany Spears:  Of course, Joey.  But can I have a hug first?

Joey:  You bet you can!  * falls right through Brittany Spears and runs headlong into the wall *  Ow.

Brittany Spears/ film projector:  CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey:  You mean to tell me that that wasn't Brittany Spears?

Bakura: Yup.

fairysphinx:  WHERE IS THE PREACHER?!?!?!?!?!?  He should have been here a half hour ago!  What's keeping him?

In a Closet

Yami:  Now, here's one hundred thousand dollars to get out of here, and not to come back.  This woman is a total nutcase, and I don't want to have anything to do with her! 

fairysphinx:  There you two are!  (fairysphinx is dressed in a white dress, and has a bouquet)  Come on! 

* a yell and a crazy laugh ARE (oops, sorry, accidentally hit caps lock.  Eh hem…) are heard, followed by a bunch of noises of destruction *

Y. Bakura:  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Now that I have the ultimate weapons, nothing can stop me!

Seto:  Help?!

fairysphinx:  Want a bet?  * sees open weaponry vault *  Hey!  How'd he get into my weaponry vault?

Y. Bakura:  With my genius mind that is going to take over the world!  MUWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fairysphinx:  Oh, shoot, I must've forgotten to tell you!  Anyone who steps foot in my weaponry vault without my permission, which there is only one other person who can do that besides me (you know who you are), comes down with a serious case of….

Y. Bakura:  A serious case of what?

fairysphinx:  Heeheehee.  You'll just have to wait for the next chapter to come out!  MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Y. Bakura:  * whimpers *

fairysphinx:  Uh oh.  Sugar low!  Must get more sugar!  Come on, lover boys!  * takes Seto and Yami by their collars*  To the kitchen, or my room (which has a major stash of candy in it ^_^)?

Yami and Seto:  The kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fairysphinx:  To my room?  Okay!  You two are so adorable!!!!!  * glomps Yami and Seto *

Seto:  I wish she'd find one personality and stick to it!

Yami:  You're not the one being tortured by her  * whimpers *.  SHE WANTS TO MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto:  You've got me beat there.

Yami:  Unfortunately, I know.  * whimpers…again *.

fairysphinx:  Yugi, sweetie, would you do the honors?

Yugi:  Okay!  To all of you readers out there, please review this fic…before she gets back on a sugar high  *whimpers at the thought *!

fairysphinx:  See ya!