One Hyper Day
By: fairysphinx
fairysphinx: Hello again! Sorry it took so long to update. I've been working on my other main stories, plus school just started, so sorry about that. But, enjoy chapter four!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, sadly to say.
fairysphinx: Hey, we got our first piece of mail!!!!!!
Seto: From who?
fairysphinx: It's from PrincessSaphire. Let's see, we received-.
Yugi: Please, please, please, I want to do it! Can I do it?
fairysphinx: Isn't he so kawaii?! Of course you can!
Yugi: Yay! Eh hem! PrincessSaphire sends 100,000,000,000,000 bags of sugar, a deweaponize Yami Bakura card, a marriage license that will let you marry two people at once, a little puppy suit for Joey, and a special box for Seto.
fairysphinx: * grins evilly * Heeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sugar!! A double person marriage license!!!! A deweaponize Yami Bakura card!!!!!!!!!!! Heeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joey: Puppy suit! AGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs away from the puppy suit; puppy suit chases after Joey *
fairysphinx: o_OU Oka-a-a-a-a-ay. * shakes her head vigorously * Anyhow, everyone, lets tell PrincessSaphire how grateful we are, shall we?
Everyone: Thank you PrincessSaphire!!!!!!!!!!
fairysphinx: Anyhow, on with the story.
* fairysphinx is seen dusting, sweeping, mopping, etc. *
Yami: Uh, fairysphinx, why are you cleaning? I thought you hated to clean.
fairysphinx: I do, but I have a guest coming over. And I think it very rude for a guest to see a dirty house!
Yami: Okay.
Seto: What? What's going on?
Yami: Fairysphinx is having a guest over.
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please tell me she doesn't like Seto bashing!
fairysphinx: My guess is she does.
Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs and hides somewhere in the house *
Doorbell: Ding! Dong!
fairysphinx: She's here! She's here! Now, be on your best behavior! And remember to act like young gentlemen! * all of the remaining characters are seen in tuxes and ties *
Yugi: Can't- breathe!
Joey: My feet are going numb!
Bakura: Quit complaining! At least we have it better than Yami Bakura! * in a bed in the attic, we see Yami Bakura with an icepack on his head, a thermometer in his mouth, reading 132 degrees f., and has bright red, quarter sized red bumps all over his skin * What did she call it? The Yamibumps? Yeah, that's what it's called! Be glad you don't have that!
fairysphinx: Shush! Quiet, everyone! Yugi! Open the door! * Yugi walks over to the door, and opens it; Celtic Guardian, Dark Magician, and Dark Magician Girl pop out * Yugi! Wrong door! That's the door to the Shadow realm! Oh, no!
Doorbell: Ding! Dong!
Celtic Guardian: Where am I?
Dark Magician: This is not the Shadow Realm! What is this place? Oh well. I shall conquer this place! Muwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dark Magician Girl: What a strange creature! I say, what are you? * the cat meows * Eek! * DMG screams and climbs onto the coffee table *.
fairysphinx: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * all the noise stops * That's better! Now, Yugi, open the door! * Yugi opens the front door; in walks kittycat * Kittycat!!!!!!!!
kittycat: Fairysphinx! Hiya! Thank you soooo much for letting me be in your story!
fairysphinx: No problem! We're glad to have you! Aren't we? * Bakura starts tiptoeing away *
kittycat: Bakura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * glomps Bakura *
Bakura: My poor ribs!!!!!!!!!
fairysphinx: Aw! Aren't they so adorable together?! Hey! I have an idea! Let's have a double wedding! Kittycat and Bakura, and me to both Seto and Yami!
Seto, Bakura, and Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kittycat: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Dark Magician Girl can be the maid of honor! This is going to be so cool! Let's see, we'll need five rings.
Yugi: * holds up five rings * Check!
fairysphinx: Two wedding dresses.
Joey: Check!
kittycat: Three tuxes?
Mai: Check!
Joey: Hey! When did Mai get here?
fairysphinx: Uhhhhhh…. I haven't the slightest idea! * everyone falls over, anime style *
Joey: But you're the authoress!
fairysphinx: So? I'm not the All-Seeing Goddess! Anyhow, preacher?
Preacher: Check!
kittycat: Goodies! Now we can get on with the wedding! ^_^
* Yami, Seto, and Bakura are seen tied to chairs, their mouths covered with duct tape *
Preacher: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joining of these two couples, Bakura and kittycat, and fairysphinx with Seto and Yami. Do you, kittycat, take Bakura to be your-. * a big bang is heard. When the dust cleared, we see the Dark Magician and the Celtic Guardian. The wall behind the Celtic Guardian is totally demolished *
Dark Magician: Whoops, heh, heh. * fairysphinx, kittycat, and Dark Magician Girl grow 20 feet tall *
All three: Will you behave?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Celtic Guardian and Dark Magician: * cower down * Yes, madams! * whimper *
Preacher: As I was saying, kittycat, do you take Bakura as your husband?
kittycat: Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Preacher: o_OU Okay. Eh hem! Bakura, do you take kittycat as your wife?
Tape of Bakura's voice: Yes, I do. * Bakura is seen wildly shaking his head *
Preacher: Good. Now, do you, fairysphinx-. * suddenly, something falls through the ceiling. A thick cloud of smoke follows. When it clears, Malik is seen *
fairysphinx: Malik!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * runs over and glomps Malik *
Seto: Thank goodness! For once it wasn't us!
fairysphinx: Uh oh.
kittycat: What's the matter, fairysphinx?
fairysphinx: Well, my permit lets me marry two people. But my heart belongs to three! How am I to do this! * is seen thinking hard; a light bulb lights up above her head * I know! I play Elegant Egotist! Make another of me! * there's a flash of light, and two fairysphinxs *
fairysphinx #1: Hey! It worked!
fairysphinx #2: Duh! This is your, er, our fic!
Preacher: Phooey with this! Fairysphinx #1 and #2, do you?
fairysphinx #1 and #2: Yes!
Preacher: Seto, Yami, Malik, do you?
Tapes of Yami and Seto, and Malik: Yes?
Preacher: Good! I pronounce all of you men and wives! Geeze! Can I go home now?
fairysphinx: Yuppies!
Doorbell: Ding! Dong!
fairysphinx: Hey, I wonder what that could be! * fairysphinx goes and answers the door * Hey, kittycat! We have a present! Let's open it! *kittycat and fairysphinx open the box; there's a blinding flash of light, followed by a big bang *
Yami: That didn't sound too good!
Chibi fairysphinx: Wibbon (ribbon)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi kittycat: Box!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: Hey, where'd the other fairysphinx go?
Malik: The Elegant Egotist card was ripped. So she disappeared. There is now only one fairysphinx. A chibi.
Seto: Is that good or bad?
Yami: Both.
Chibi fairysphinx: Malik! Yami! Seto! * glomps the three * ^_^
Chibi kittycat: Bakuwa (Bakura)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * glomps Bakura * ^_^
Yami, Bakura, Seto, and Malik: * groan * This is bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibi kittycat and Chibi fairysphinx: * grin evilly * Heeheehee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE HOUSE…
Yami Bakura: Muwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not even that authoress can stop me from taking over the world now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
END OF CHAPTER FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fairysphinx: Okay, sorry to leave you hanging, but I'm tired, and I need sleep. So, see you next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!