One Hyper Day
Chapter Five
By: fairysphinx
fairysphinx: Hi! Thanks for your reviews! Thank you sooooooo much! Anyhow, want to point out a mistake: only Seto's and Yami's voices were tapes. Malik said 'yes' on his own. Okay, off the mistake chart. On with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, blah, blah, and more blah.
fairysphinx: We got more presents!
Bakura: Hey, aren't you supposed to be a chibi?
fairysphinx: Not until after mail check.
Bakura: Oh. Okay.
fairysphinx: Anyhow, like I said, we have mail, from Yami&Yugis True Love. Who wants to read it?
Pegasus: Oh! Oh! Me! I do!
fairysphinx: Eek! How'd you get here?
Pegasus: You brought me here!
fairysphinx: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
All: O_OU
Pegasus: Who wants to watch my Barney video?
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fairysphinx: * sends Pegasus to the Shadow Realm * And I thought it was scary when that guy on the bus stared at me!
Mia: When'd that happen?
fairysphinx: Ummmm.... I can't remember! * everyone falls down, anime style * Well, I don't!
Yugi: Hey, isn't this supposed to be mail time?
fairysphinx: Oh, yeah! Kittycat, how about you read it?
kittycat: Okay! Yami&Yugis True Love has this to say:
GASP! How could you do that to poor...everyone now I shall send gifts to you and I shall save Yami&Seto&Bakura from marrying any of you! Their hearts deserve to be FREEEEEE!!!!!! Oh yea presents! I send you 945,645,678,976,155,465,784,655,454,573,578,376,786,386,736,783,678,378,786,787,863,786 pounds of sugary stufff!!! Now please leave them alone! Oh yea I also give you an EVIL SADIST LISCENCE!!!^-^MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * uses supreme-super-duper-awsome-tottally unbeatable powers to make it so no one can marry anyone!* LUV YA YUGI&YAMI kisses!!!^-^
Yugi: Yami, what's an evil sadist license?
Yami: You're too young!
Yugi: Aw!
fairysphinx: What do we say after each mail time?
All: Thank you, Yami&Yugis True Love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fairysphinx: Now, on to the fic!
* Yami, Seto, and Bakura look at each other *
Bakura: Well, you heard what Yami&Yugis True Love said. * face chibi fairysphinx and chibi kittycat * Here are your rings! We don't want them!
Yami: * trys to take Malik's ring * Give it!
Malik: No! I like it!
Yami: That ring says that you're married to the little chibi authoress!
Malik: So! She's a sweety!
Seto: Trust me, she's not! * takes Malik's ring, and throws it on the ground with the rest of the rings *
chibi fairysphinx: * looks at Seto and Yami * You don't like me?
Seto and Yami: NO, WE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chibi fairysphinx: * eyes well up with tears * You hate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * bursts out in tears *
Angel of Truth & Light: Hey! Why's fairysphinx crying?
Malik: Yami and Seto told her that they hated her!
Angel of Truth & Light: * grows twenty feet tall * DON'T YOU KNOW HOW SENSITIVE CHIBIS ARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! You are just cruel!
chibi kittycat: Bakuwa, do you like me?
Bakura: * panics * Of course I like you, just I don't want to marry you!
chibi kittycat: * smiles * Okay! *glomps Bakura *
Malik: You two should be ashamed of yourselves! At least Bakura has more sense! * picks up chibi fairysphinx and cuddles her, while Angel of Truth and Light tries to pry chibi kittycat off Bakura *
chibi fairysphinx: Who needs Yami and Seto when I have Malik? * sticks tongue out at Yami and Seto *
Yami: Hey, he's stealing our spotlight!
Angel of Truth & Light: Well, did you expect her to? You did say you hated her. * spots Yugi * YUGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi: Heh, heh, Hi!
Angel of Truth & Light: You are so adorable! * glomps Yugi *
Yugi: Can't-breathe!
Meanwhile, in another part of the house
Yami Bakura: I see my chibication box has worked well! Heehee! Now, I can take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
o_O Okay, back to the gang
chibi kittycat: * rubs paint in Bakura's hair * Heehee, this is fun!
Bakura: * snores softly *
Angel of Truth & Light: Eek! Chibi kittycat, paint is for paper, not for hair!
Bakura: * wakes up, and looks in the mirror * Eep! By beautiful hair! * faints, after a last glimpse of his pink hair *
Angel of Truth & Light: Okay, that was odd.
Yami: * trys to saw a hole under Malik * This will teach him not to steal my spotlight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chibi kittycat: * kicks the ladder that Yami's standing on * Whoopsies!
Angel of Truth & Light: * picks up chibi kittycat, and RUNS * Let's not kick a ladder again, shall we?
chibi kittycat: Okay! * starts pulling Seto's hair *
Seto: Hey, watch it!
chibi kittycat: Heehee! * keeps on pulling Seto's hair *
Seto: Hey, I said get off!
chibi kittycat: * bursts out in tears * WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel of Truth & Light: * grows twenty feet tall * WILL YOU QUIT BEING MEAN TO THE CHIBIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Seto: * cowers down * Yes, ma'am!
Angel of Truth & Light: Good! Humph! Some people just have overly thick heads!
Seto: Hey! What's that supposed to mean! * Angel of Truth & Light thwacks him over the head * Ow! What was that for?!
Angel of Truth & Light: Just for being you!
Seto: Gee, thanks a lot!
chibi fairysphinx: * starts typing on her laptop *
Joey: This is NOT funny! * Joey is seen in a dog kennel, with a leash and collar, and the puppy suit Princess Saphire gave him *
chibi fairysphinx: * giggles, and types some more * * Yami and Seto are seen dancing the Dance of the SugarPlum Fairies, complete with tutus and toe shoes *
Yami: How humiliating!
Seto: And I have to do this in front of Mokuba.... MOKUBA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mokuba: Big brother, why are you in a tutu?
Seto: Mokuba, when did you get here?!
Mokuba: Uhhhhhhhhhhh...I don't know. Just now?
Seto: Help me down! This is embarrassing!
Mokuba: * walks over to chibi fairysphinx * Whacha doing?
chibi fairysphinx: Me the authoress! I'm making funny stuff happen!
Mokuba: Hey, can I try?
chibi fairysphinx: Sure! * gives Mokuba the laptop, who taps wildly at the keys *
Mokuba: Whoops.
Seto: Whoops what?
Mokuba: I just typed the wrong thing! Now, I fear we're-. * chibi fairysphinx and chibi kittycat fall into a deep sleep *
Seto: Mokuba, what did you type?!
Mokuba: I typed that we were all-... * everyone, but the two chibis are sucked into a black hole, and half appear in chibi fairysphinx's 'world' (so to speak), and the other half, in chibi kittycat's 'world' * ...-into the chibis dreamland!
END OF CHAPTER FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fairysphinx: Duh duh duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! End of chapter five! Please, don't forget to R & R (read and review, if you don't know). And, if you want to be in the fic, just ask!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks, bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!