Seto is sitting onstage with a huge box on the interviewing desk. Shinko is nowhere to be found. He says, "Okay, welcome back to Shinko's Romance Talk Show. I don't know where Shinko is right now, but she should pop up at any time! Before the commercial, we were talking about the love affairs that surround Joey." He twitches and says, "I must kill Joey..." then twitches again and says, "I see we have a question from the audience."
He moves the mic to Jada Flame who says, "Was I right when I heard Tea's line about Joey and Tristan's fighting being their way of showing they cared and thought because that's the only way they can get close psysical contact without it looking obvious?"
Joey is dragged onto the scene by Mai and Tristan. Tristan nodds. "YES!! We know that we can't have any real contact like we make at home on TV, so we just fight so we can get it... with out getting it..."
Joey struggles to get away from them, but Mai kisses him, and so does Tristan.
Seto looks at that box and twitches. "My voices would like me to destroy the box and then all of you!!! MUHAHAHAHA!" Then he twitches again and says, "So we will open it now."
A person in the audience pulls out a little gun and laughs, shooting all around her, including the box.
Shinko pops out of the box and someone else shouts "ANJA!!"
"What?" Anja asks, putting the gun away.
Shinko then says sharply, "ALL RIGHT! Seto, you forgot to do the disclaimer this time and YOU ANJA PERSON! I'm calling Anime World for them to pick you up!"
Anja smiles anime style. "WHOOHOO!"
Infiny looks at her strangely and agrees.
In the middle of all this commotion, Seto reads the disclaimer!!
Shinko calls and from out of nowhere these guys with a stretcher and that shirt that holds your arms in place. They come, take Anja and Infiny (for no reason) and leave.
Shinko sits back down and says, "All right then...Now, anyway, we are supposed to talk about Yugi's love affairs. The first guest is Bakura."
Bakura walks out, wearing the same outfit from the show and sits down.
Shinko: Hello, Bakura.
Bakura: Hi Shinko. Hi Seto... uhh... seto? Are you okay?
Seto: I'm going to kill Tea.
Bakura: Good show! Jolly good!
Seto: I'm glad you agree.
Shinko: Anyway! Bakura, do you think your Yami has a thing for Yugi?
Bakura: Great Scott! There's no way!
Shinko: hmm... do you?
Bakura: No, I love Tea!
The crowd awes.
Shinko: Yeah, and she's our next guest. Bring out Tea!
Tea comes out wearing her "Try to make out with my hero and I'll kill you" shirt. Hello, Shinko, Seto.
Seto starts to go into a weird little thing. I must kill... I must kill...
Shinko: Tea, I like your shirt. Anyway, Tea, what do you think of Yugi.
Tea: My god he's the hottest thing that duels!
Shinko: I see. Okay, Seto. You are dismissed until Tea is terminated.
Seto runs off stage carring Tea. Her screams are heard in the background.
Shinko: Yet again. There is more to the Yugi love affair than meets the eyes. Let's bring out Joey!
Joey is clobbered by Mai and Tristan.
"Joey, do you love Yugi?"
Joey: Well... actually... yes. Why do you think that I have to protect Yugi? We are soulmates!
Shinko sighs. Do you think that Yugi has a clue to this?
Joey: No. I love Tristan more, but I have to keep both of my loves going...
Shinko: Bring out Yugi.
Yugi is wearing his pajamas because he forgot that he was supposed to come to the talk show to talk about the love affairs. They have duel monsters all over them.
Yugi: Hello, Shinko. Where's Seto?
More of Tea's screams are heard in the background.
Yugi: uhh...
Shinko: How many people do you think is in love with you and what is your reaction?
Yugi: Well, I think that Tea is... or was... and that didn't really bother me. She's kinda cute. I don't know about Bakura, I think he has the hots for Tea and they would be great, Joey? No way would I ever want to date Joey!
Shinko: Well that's good. At least you're not gay.
Yugi: There's one person that I know has the hots for me and that's my YAMI! I don't like that either!!
Shinko: That tears it. Seto? SETO?
Seto comes back onstage, covered in blood. "What?"
Shinko: Never mind, Seto! Get a bath during the commercial brake!
Seto goes back in behind the curtain.
Shinko: After the commercial brake, we will meet what people are stalking Yami Yugi.
**
Yami Yugi is shown, all by himself.
"Hi. There is something that I want to remind everyone of. Millenium Items are being found everyday, and the Yamis trapped inside have become increasingly dangerous. Please, if you have a yami at all, report to a therapist at Anime World. You may even get to meet some of the best people around there. And some of the best Yamis. To protect yourself and your yami, come to Anime World."
(Paid for by Shinko's Romantic Talk Show and Kaiba cooperation... being forced to do so by Shinko's Romantic Talk show!)
**
Seto is shown all bloody and holding up Tea's head.
"Hi, I am Seto Kaiba. My voices wanted me to ask you all who likes Tea filled Pop Tarts? Full of rich Tea's guts and real stuff too! Organs, blood, even a dash of hair all wrapped up in a flaky crust of her skin! Come down and buy one today! Only 1 dollar!! Order by pressing the review button!"
**
(This is the end of Chapter two. Stay tuned for the secrets of the loves for Yami Yugi and later Yami Bakura. If you'd like to be in the audience, please call the show by pressing the review button. Also order "I love Joey Shirts" and "Try to make out with my hero and I'll kill you Shirts" and Seto's favorite "TEA FILLED POP TARTS!!")
He moves the mic to Jada Flame who says, "Was I right when I heard Tea's line about Joey and Tristan's fighting being their way of showing they cared and thought because that's the only way they can get close psysical contact without it looking obvious?"
Joey is dragged onto the scene by Mai and Tristan. Tristan nodds. "YES!! We know that we can't have any real contact like we make at home on TV, so we just fight so we can get it... with out getting it..."
Joey struggles to get away from them, but Mai kisses him, and so does Tristan.
Seto looks at that box and twitches. "My voices would like me to destroy the box and then all of you!!! MUHAHAHAHA!" Then he twitches again and says, "So we will open it now."
A person in the audience pulls out a little gun and laughs, shooting all around her, including the box.
Shinko pops out of the box and someone else shouts "ANJA!!"
"What?" Anja asks, putting the gun away.
Shinko then says sharply, "ALL RIGHT! Seto, you forgot to do the disclaimer this time and YOU ANJA PERSON! I'm calling Anime World for them to pick you up!"
Anja smiles anime style. "WHOOHOO!"
Infiny looks at her strangely and agrees.
In the middle of all this commotion, Seto reads the disclaimer!!
Shinko calls and from out of nowhere these guys with a stretcher and that shirt that holds your arms in place. They come, take Anja and Infiny (for no reason) and leave.
Shinko sits back down and says, "All right then...Now, anyway, we are supposed to talk about Yugi's love affairs. The first guest is Bakura."
Bakura walks out, wearing the same outfit from the show and sits down.
Shinko: Hello, Bakura.
Bakura: Hi Shinko. Hi Seto... uhh... seto? Are you okay?
Seto: I'm going to kill Tea.
Bakura: Good show! Jolly good!
Seto: I'm glad you agree.
Shinko: Anyway! Bakura, do you think your Yami has a thing for Yugi?
Bakura: Great Scott! There's no way!
Shinko: hmm... do you?
Bakura: No, I love Tea!
The crowd awes.
Shinko: Yeah, and she's our next guest. Bring out Tea!
Tea comes out wearing her "Try to make out with my hero and I'll kill you" shirt. Hello, Shinko, Seto.
Seto starts to go into a weird little thing. I must kill... I must kill...
Shinko: Tea, I like your shirt. Anyway, Tea, what do you think of Yugi.
Tea: My god he's the hottest thing that duels!
Shinko: I see. Okay, Seto. You are dismissed until Tea is terminated.
Seto runs off stage carring Tea. Her screams are heard in the background.
Shinko: Yet again. There is more to the Yugi love affair than meets the eyes. Let's bring out Joey!
Joey is clobbered by Mai and Tristan.
"Joey, do you love Yugi?"
Joey: Well... actually... yes. Why do you think that I have to protect Yugi? We are soulmates!
Shinko sighs. Do you think that Yugi has a clue to this?
Joey: No. I love Tristan more, but I have to keep both of my loves going...
Shinko: Bring out Yugi.
Yugi is wearing his pajamas because he forgot that he was supposed to come to the talk show to talk about the love affairs. They have duel monsters all over them.
Yugi: Hello, Shinko. Where's Seto?
More of Tea's screams are heard in the background.
Yugi: uhh...
Shinko: How many people do you think is in love with you and what is your reaction?
Yugi: Well, I think that Tea is... or was... and that didn't really bother me. She's kinda cute. I don't know about Bakura, I think he has the hots for Tea and they would be great, Joey? No way would I ever want to date Joey!
Shinko: Well that's good. At least you're not gay.
Yugi: There's one person that I know has the hots for me and that's my YAMI! I don't like that either!!
Shinko: That tears it. Seto? SETO?
Seto comes back onstage, covered in blood. "What?"
Shinko: Never mind, Seto! Get a bath during the commercial brake!
Seto goes back in behind the curtain.
Shinko: After the commercial brake, we will meet what people are stalking Yami Yugi.
**
Yami Yugi is shown, all by himself.
"Hi. There is something that I want to remind everyone of. Millenium Items are being found everyday, and the Yamis trapped inside have become increasingly dangerous. Please, if you have a yami at all, report to a therapist at Anime World. You may even get to meet some of the best people around there. And some of the best Yamis. To protect yourself and your yami, come to Anime World."
(Paid for by Shinko's Romantic Talk Show and Kaiba cooperation... being forced to do so by Shinko's Romantic Talk show!)
**
Seto is shown all bloody and holding up Tea's head.
"Hi, I am Seto Kaiba. My voices wanted me to ask you all who likes Tea filled Pop Tarts? Full of rich Tea's guts and real stuff too! Organs, blood, even a dash of hair all wrapped up in a flaky crust of her skin! Come down and buy one today! Only 1 dollar!! Order by pressing the review button!"
**
(This is the end of Chapter two. Stay tuned for the secrets of the loves for Yami Yugi and later Yami Bakura. If you'd like to be in the audience, please call the show by pressing the review button. Also order "I love Joey Shirts" and "Try to make out with my hero and I'll kill you Shirts" and Seto's favorite "TEA FILLED POP TARTS!!")