The scene is empty, and blood is on the walls in the studio.
Bakura walks on stage: Welcome back! This is Shinko's Romantic Talk Show, but I don't know where Shinko is right now. Seto? Well, I don't know where Seto went, but they are bound to show up somewhere right?
The crowd laughs, remembering what happened last before the commercial.
Bakura: Well, let's see... it's time to find out what goes on in Yami's romance life. Let's bring out Tea.
Everyone stares at Bakura. Oh that's right we just had Tea killed. Well who else is stalking Yami? She had the hots for him! Shinko is going to yell at me and our ratings will go down!! NOOO!
Shinko comes out from behind the curtain and is in a bathrobe. Sorry. Seto and I had to take care of things. She laughs hysterically. Who's up next?
Bakura: We have no one to interview.
Shinko stares and sighs. Bring out Yami and interview him. SETO WHERE ARE YOU?!
Seto comes out behind her, wearing a bath towel to cover up certain things. I'm right here. I had to- he twitches- can I kill Bakura? -Then he twitches again- can we go back?
Shinko: ...yeah in a minute... we have to let the show go on! Seto, get dressed.
Seto: Do I have to?
The fan girls in the crowd are drooling at Seto and Shinko gets a giant flyswats to swat at the fan girls. Shinko: We can continue later, now we have to deal with the show! CLOTHES NOW!
Seto goes backstage to grab something to wear. And put it on.
Shinko: Okay, Bakura, you read the disclaimer, and Yami! It's your turn!
Yami comes out wearing swimming trunks and dripping wet. He says nothing but sits down.
Shinko: Where were you?
Yami: I was swimming! Everybody knows that at Anime World, they give the works to Yamis.
Shinko: Did you know that Seto has a Yami now.
Yami: Really? How? Does he have a millennium item?
Shinko: Well I found this millennium... uhh... bow tie and when we got married right before this fic, I put it on him. Now he has killing sprees.
Yami: Have you put him in yet?
Shinko: Yeah. We sorta... got admitted together. I'm lucky he never wants to kill me.
Yami: That you are.
Shinko: Anyway, this is a romantic talk show, so it's time to talk about romance. So do you have the hots for anyone?
Yami: I like Boton from Yu Yu Hakusho and I think Kagome is cool from InuYasha, but on YuGiOh, I can't say that I really like anyone.
Shinko: I heard from Yugi that you really have the hots for him.
Yami: I'd never! I can't believe him...
Shinko: Seto? Have you got your clothes yet?
Seto comes out in a BEWD shirt and long pants that clump at his feet. Does this work?
Shinko: That's kinda cute.
Yami: Seto, how is Anime World for you?
Seto: Really, it's not that bad. I'm making a recovery!
Yami: That's good.
Shinko: I really hope that Yami can find some love secrets or Seto might get killing hungry.
Seto stares and sits down beside Shinko. I could. Even I can't tell when I get -he twitches- Yami I will make a duel monster card with your head!
Yami: OKAY! I love Tea, and Yugi you were right! PLUS I heard that Pegasus loves me and that's the real reason for him wanting the milleinium puzzle!!
Seto twitches back. I could use that at my advantage! If only I can learn to control the twitching.
Yami: You got it from me.
Shinko: ALL RIGHT!!! Shinko summons Pegasus.
Pegasus walks in wearing his shirt on his head and his red pants on. Hello, Shinko.
Shinko: Pegasus! What are you doing??
Pegasus: I'm performing the 'Weird way of mating position' to attract a certain someone.
Shinko: Would that person be Yami?
Pegasus nods. You couldn't have been more right.
Shinko: Yeah... anyway, Pegasus, leave or Seto will kill you.
Pegasus: Why?
Shinko: He has a YAMI!
Pegasus: Seto Kaiba has a YAMI?! How?
Shinko: Have you ever heard of the Millenium Bow Tie?
Pegasus stopped what he was doing and laid eyes on Seto. I must have it!
Shinko: NO!! Stop we have to cut for a commercial break!
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Seto is seen with the BEWD shirt on from the show.
Seto: Hello. It's me again. Do you have a person like your other half that likes to kill with you? I have to say that if it wasn't for Shinko, I would never have made it through Anime World's light living! It's so cool it's boring and all the fans love it when you wave at them from the therapy windows because they come to stare at you all the time! Please, bring your better half with you to Anime World. I'm sure they'd love to get with the easy life for crazy people.
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Bakura is seen smiling.
Bakura: Watch Shinko's Romantic Talk Show!
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This is the end of Chapter Three! Join the Auidence if you want!!
Bakura walks on stage: Welcome back! This is Shinko's Romantic Talk Show, but I don't know where Shinko is right now. Seto? Well, I don't know where Seto went, but they are bound to show up somewhere right?
The crowd laughs, remembering what happened last before the commercial.
Bakura: Well, let's see... it's time to find out what goes on in Yami's romance life. Let's bring out Tea.
Everyone stares at Bakura. Oh that's right we just had Tea killed. Well who else is stalking Yami? She had the hots for him! Shinko is going to yell at me and our ratings will go down!! NOOO!
Shinko comes out from behind the curtain and is in a bathrobe. Sorry. Seto and I had to take care of things. She laughs hysterically. Who's up next?
Bakura: We have no one to interview.
Shinko stares and sighs. Bring out Yami and interview him. SETO WHERE ARE YOU?!
Seto comes out behind her, wearing a bath towel to cover up certain things. I'm right here. I had to- he twitches- can I kill Bakura? -Then he twitches again- can we go back?
Shinko: ...yeah in a minute... we have to let the show go on! Seto, get dressed.
Seto: Do I have to?
The fan girls in the crowd are drooling at Seto and Shinko gets a giant flyswats to swat at the fan girls. Shinko: We can continue later, now we have to deal with the show! CLOTHES NOW!
Seto goes backstage to grab something to wear. And put it on.
Shinko: Okay, Bakura, you read the disclaimer, and Yami! It's your turn!
Yami comes out wearing swimming trunks and dripping wet. He says nothing but sits down.
Shinko: Where were you?
Yami: I was swimming! Everybody knows that at Anime World, they give the works to Yamis.
Shinko: Did you know that Seto has a Yami now.
Yami: Really? How? Does he have a millennium item?
Shinko: Well I found this millennium... uhh... bow tie and when we got married right before this fic, I put it on him. Now he has killing sprees.
Yami: Have you put him in yet?
Shinko: Yeah. We sorta... got admitted together. I'm lucky he never wants to kill me.
Yami: That you are.
Shinko: Anyway, this is a romantic talk show, so it's time to talk about romance. So do you have the hots for anyone?
Yami: I like Boton from Yu Yu Hakusho and I think Kagome is cool from InuYasha, but on YuGiOh, I can't say that I really like anyone.
Shinko: I heard from Yugi that you really have the hots for him.
Yami: I'd never! I can't believe him...
Shinko: Seto? Have you got your clothes yet?
Seto comes out in a BEWD shirt and long pants that clump at his feet. Does this work?
Shinko: That's kinda cute.
Yami: Seto, how is Anime World for you?
Seto: Really, it's not that bad. I'm making a recovery!
Yami: That's good.
Shinko: I really hope that Yami can find some love secrets or Seto might get killing hungry.
Seto stares and sits down beside Shinko. I could. Even I can't tell when I get -he twitches- Yami I will make a duel monster card with your head!
Yami: OKAY! I love Tea, and Yugi you were right! PLUS I heard that Pegasus loves me and that's the real reason for him wanting the milleinium puzzle!!
Seto twitches back. I could use that at my advantage! If only I can learn to control the twitching.
Yami: You got it from me.
Shinko: ALL RIGHT!!! Shinko summons Pegasus.
Pegasus walks in wearing his shirt on his head and his red pants on. Hello, Shinko.
Shinko: Pegasus! What are you doing??
Pegasus: I'm performing the 'Weird way of mating position' to attract a certain someone.
Shinko: Would that person be Yami?
Pegasus nods. You couldn't have been more right.
Shinko: Yeah... anyway, Pegasus, leave or Seto will kill you.
Pegasus: Why?
Shinko: He has a YAMI!
Pegasus: Seto Kaiba has a YAMI?! How?
Shinko: Have you ever heard of the Millenium Bow Tie?
Pegasus stopped what he was doing and laid eyes on Seto. I must have it!
Shinko: NO!! Stop we have to cut for a commercial break!
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Seto is seen with the BEWD shirt on from the show.
Seto: Hello. It's me again. Do you have a person like your other half that likes to kill with you? I have to say that if it wasn't for Shinko, I would never have made it through Anime World's light living! It's so cool it's boring and all the fans love it when you wave at them from the therapy windows because they come to stare at you all the time! Please, bring your better half with you to Anime World. I'm sure they'd love to get with the easy life for crazy people.
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Bakura is seen smiling.
Bakura: Watch Shinko's Romantic Talk Show!
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This is the end of Chapter Three! Join the Auidence if you want!!