Colleen: Y' can't drive, can ya?
Vilu: I very well can, thank you very much.
Colleen: Suuuuuuure you can.
Me: *noticing we are just about to crash into a tree* TURN!!!!
Vilu: Wha? Ohhhh, turn!
Me: Remind me again why I thought this was a good idea...
Colleen: Y' sure I can't drive?
Me/Vilu: YES! NOW SHUT UP!
Colleen: All right, all right, already! I get it!
{five minutes later}
Colleen: I say, look, a little rabbit chappie!
Vilu: He's a hare.
Colleen: Rabbit.
Vilu: Hare.
Colleen: Rabbit.
Vilu: Hare.
Colleen: Rabbit
Vilu: Hare.
Me: WATCH THE ROAD!!!!!!!!
Pikkle: I say, old thing, pull over, wot! Salamandastron 'r bust, doncha
know!
***
Me: So you're Pikkle, eh?
Pikkle: Right on, old thing! I say, Red me ol' waffle, y'got any bally grub
'round 'erabouts, wot?
Me: *sigh* Don't you hares ever stop eating?
Pikkle: But I 'aven' eaten fer an 'ole hour!
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease???
Me: Fine. Whatever'll make you shut up. *hands Pikkle a chocolate bar.*
Pikkle: Mmf grmf mmf mfumer.
Colleen: Eh? Wot's that y'say?
Pikkle I said, y'got any more o' this spiffin' stuff, wot?
Me: Here.*gives Pikkle a giant, economy-size package of chocolate bars*
That should keep you busy for a while.
***
Pikkle: I'm hungry.
Me: I'm bored.
Pikkle: Are we there yet?
Colleen: No.
Pikkle: Are we close?
Colleen: *whispering* Er, Waffle, where exactly are we going?
Me: Dunno. Someplace. That house over there.
Vilu: What house?
Me: *points* That one.
Vilu: Right. That one. Not like there's any other ones about, eh?
Me: *giggles*
{a few minutes later}
Vilu: You sure you wanna do this?
Me: *sigh* Vilu, dude, look, it's the only place in miles.
Vilu: I have a bad feeling about this...
Colleen: Oh, shut your bloomin' mouth an' help me wi' this luggage.
***
Me: *Goes up to door and knocks. An old hogwife answers*
Hogwife: Ow, my, my, visitors! Come in, young 'uns, make yersleves at 'ome
now, ow my, ow my, Will! We've got comp'ny, m'dear!
