Once upon a time in Generic Anime Highschool there was a girl named Momo who was hard at work devouring her homework. She ripped huge handfuls of math from her notebook and shoved it down her throat with drool dropping sexily from her gaping mouth, splashing on the shoes on her on-again-off-again-on-again-off-again-repeat-'till-infinity-+-1 boyfriend; Toji.
Toji leapt up from his spot leaning sexily against the teachers desk and flew all into a tizzy, "O I LUV U GURRL!!!!!!!!!!!111!1h!!!!" he shrieked.
Momo gazed at him cooly for a moment before hollering around her mouthful of homework, "O MI GOOOOODNISS I LOOF U TEW SEXYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!//!!h!!!!!ashfgd!!!!"
Sadly, she choked on her English test and died. Toji was broken up about it for a few seconds and then ran off with Kiley and lived happily ever after until Toji flew into a rage and killed Kiley with a sponge and some tinfoil and went to jail and everything just really sucked.
The End
Toji leapt up from his spot leaning sexily against the teachers desk and flew all into a tizzy, "O I LUV U GURRL!!!!!!!!!!!111!1h!!!!" he shrieked.
Momo gazed at him cooly for a moment before hollering around her mouthful of homework, "O MI GOOOOODNISS I LOOF U TEW SEXYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!//!!h!!!!!ashfgd!!!!"
Sadly, she choked on her English test and died. Toji was broken up about it for a few seconds and then ran off with Kiley and lived happily ever after until Toji flew into a rage and killed Kiley with a sponge and some tinfoil and went to jail and everything just really sucked.
The End