1932 AD Liverpool
"Now would you look at this!" remarked Fenchurch, holding up what she
had found.
"What about it?" asked Ford, "It's a Starbucks wrapper."
"I know, but why is it in ancient Egyptian?"
"Good question." Arthur jumped into the conversation, putting his
arms around his wife and kissing her (that's one).
Arthur and Fenchurch went inside the pyramid they were standing outside to look for more stuff. Ford stayed outside, he needed to "guard" his wine. He took a long drink and was suddenly startled by a shriek. He turned around slowly, not knowing what to expect. Random had broken a nail. He sighed, hoping that she was just going through a phase. He took another drink. Random went up to him and said, "Are we leaving soon? This place is really lame." "Always you negative be must?" stammered Ford, who was drunk already. "Yep"
Meanwhile, Arthur and Fenchurch were having a much more interesting time. They went down into the lower levels and looked around. They didn't see much at first, so they used the opportunity alone to kiss (two), and walked around some more. Fenchurch walked up to what looked like a door, turned the knob and went inside. Arthur was shocked, "Fenny! How did you know how to do that?" "Well you know what I say, if it looks like a door and smells like a door, it probably is a door. "Oh."
Random was pissed off. She had yelled "I HATE YOU!" at her uncle and he didn't seem to care. No one seemed to care what she thought after she said it the millionth time. Life is tough for rebellious bratty teenagers who get everything they want. She saw guys headed towards the pyramid, and followed them, thinking she might get to flirt. But once she saw that they were about 50 years old and fat, she decided she would just get the guns that they were carrying and point at her parents, maybe she could use them to hold up the nearby Starbucks. Minutes before, Fenchurch and Arthur had found a chest. Arthur paused, and turned to Fenchurch and said, "Are you sure we should open this?" To this she responded, "Of course, nothing bad ever came from opening a chest that says on it in large not so friendly letters to not open it." "Well, why don't you at least read the curse so you'll know what we're in for?" "Oh, alright. It says, whoever opens this chest will run away in fear and later be involved in a story with a lame plot. Well that doesn't sound so bad. With that, she opened it. Inside was a pinky ring, but they hardly had time to marvel at its ugliness before some ugly guys with guns surrounded them. Arthur yelled, "Look over there!" They looked. Arthur and Fenchurch ran off with the chest, grabbed Random and Ford and left to go back to their home in England.
Arthur and Fenchurch went inside the pyramid they were standing outside to look for more stuff. Ford stayed outside, he needed to "guard" his wine. He took a long drink and was suddenly startled by a shriek. He turned around slowly, not knowing what to expect. Random had broken a nail. He sighed, hoping that she was just going through a phase. He took another drink. Random went up to him and said, "Are we leaving soon? This place is really lame." "Always you negative be must?" stammered Ford, who was drunk already. "Yep"
Meanwhile, Arthur and Fenchurch were having a much more interesting time. They went down into the lower levels and looked around. They didn't see much at first, so they used the opportunity alone to kiss (two), and walked around some more. Fenchurch walked up to what looked like a door, turned the knob and went inside. Arthur was shocked, "Fenny! How did you know how to do that?" "Well you know what I say, if it looks like a door and smells like a door, it probably is a door. "Oh."
Random was pissed off. She had yelled "I HATE YOU!" at her uncle and he didn't seem to care. No one seemed to care what she thought after she said it the millionth time. Life is tough for rebellious bratty teenagers who get everything they want. She saw guys headed towards the pyramid, and followed them, thinking she might get to flirt. But once she saw that they were about 50 years old and fat, she decided she would just get the guns that they were carrying and point at her parents, maybe she could use them to hold up the nearby Starbucks. Minutes before, Fenchurch and Arthur had found a chest. Arthur paused, and turned to Fenchurch and said, "Are you sure we should open this?" To this she responded, "Of course, nothing bad ever came from opening a chest that says on it in large not so friendly letters to not open it." "Well, why don't you at least read the curse so you'll know what we're in for?" "Oh, alright. It says, whoever opens this chest will run away in fear and later be involved in a story with a lame plot. Well that doesn't sound so bad. With that, she opened it. Inside was a pinky ring, but they hardly had time to marvel at its ugliness before some ugly guys with guns surrounded them. Arthur yelled, "Look over there!" They looked. Arthur and Fenchurch ran off with the chest, grabbed Random and Ford and left to go back to their home in England.