Chapter 4
Arthur, Fenchurch, Ford and Random returned home. There Arthur and
Fenchurch happily kissed (three) and Random yelled, "Ewww! Old people
kissing!"
Arthur looked at Random and he looked very confused and remarked,
"Who?"
Meanwhile, the ugly dudes went to Islington, there they told Trisha, who had hired them to get the pinky ring, that they had screwed up. Trisha looked pissed and one of them meekly said that these other British people had gotten it. Trisha threw a hissy fit, demanding to know who. Suddenly, a voice came out of nowhere and said, "Arthur and Fenchurch Dent are currently in possession of the ring." "Who was that?" exclaimed Trisha. Wonko, disguised as one of the diggers covered his mouth in embarrassment. He was spying to make sure Zaphod was not risen again, and he had not meant to say that. He thought to himself, "It sure stinks being a dolphin, you have no inner monologue." Of course, he said that out loud too and quickly fled in embarrassment.
Ford stammered around drunk, going up to his room. He noticed Trisha and a bunch of people waiting for him there. "Oh!" he squealed, "A surprise party, thank you so much guys, but why the costumes?" Trisha proceeded to throw a spoon at Ford, to shut him up, which he did because he fell down. Fenchurch and Arthur ran in, upon hearing the thunk of Ford hitting the ground. Arthur saw the people who were searching the room and said to himself, "Looks like it's time to open up a can of whoop-ass!" Fenchurch heard Arthur mutter this to himself, grinned at the idiocy and started swinging her fists to attack the people, while grunting. (Sorry Fenchurch, people grunt in tennis, not fighting) Meanwhile, Random noticed the box with the pinkie ring. She opened it and put on the ring, marveling at its ugliness. Once she was done, she couldn't get it off, and began to panic. Suddenly she had a vision of the Starbucks near the ancient city of Pavlov. She didn't have much time to think about how little she cared about that before she heard some loud noises and ran outside. Arthur and Fenchurch were fighting with Trisha's workers. Fenchurch bitch-slapped Trisha impressively, while Arthur kicked everyone. Ford eventually came to and started fighting too. "Geez Fenny, "he remarked upon seeing Fenchurch bitch slapping like a natural, "where did you learn how to do that?" "I don't know, instinct I guess. Don't call me Fenny." "Oh." Arthur kept on hitting and kicking the bad guys and randomly threw himself out a window to escape, taking Ford with him. Fenchurch was left alone with the bad guys. (Uh oh) Ford, Arthur and Random stood outside, taking inventory of their injuries. Ford bragged to Arthur about his nasty gash. Random looked around, noticing that something was missing. "I think something is missing," she declared. Arthur and Ford looked at each other and simultaneously came to the same conclusion, which was, "We forgot our towels!" Random rolled her eyes, what is with them and towels? "no," she commented, "I think Mom's missing. A car went by at about 2 miles an hour, and Fenchurch yelled out an open window, "ARTHUR!" Arthur chased after the car, but couldn't keep up and was soon out of breath. He noticed a bumper sticker on the car that read, "I break for museum curators," and knew that the person driving the car worked at the museum next door. He yelled, "To the museum!" and they went there to save Fenchurch. Ford and Random stayed behind to protect the car from being dinged by careless parkers. Suddenly, Wonko jumped down for a rafter and joined Arthur on his quest to save Fenchurch. If you're wondering how he got there, you should seriously mind your own business and get a life. They raced down the hall to where they saw a bunch of weirdos.. they were. they were.. raising Zaphod! Fenchurch was about to be sacrificed, Arthur planned on yelling, "Noooo!!!!!!" but decided there was not enough time. He and Wonko attacked.
Meanwhile, the ugly dudes went to Islington, there they told Trisha, who had hired them to get the pinky ring, that they had screwed up. Trisha looked pissed and one of them meekly said that these other British people had gotten it. Trisha threw a hissy fit, demanding to know who. Suddenly, a voice came out of nowhere and said, "Arthur and Fenchurch Dent are currently in possession of the ring." "Who was that?" exclaimed Trisha. Wonko, disguised as one of the diggers covered his mouth in embarrassment. He was spying to make sure Zaphod was not risen again, and he had not meant to say that. He thought to himself, "It sure stinks being a dolphin, you have no inner monologue." Of course, he said that out loud too and quickly fled in embarrassment.
Ford stammered around drunk, going up to his room. He noticed Trisha and a bunch of people waiting for him there. "Oh!" he squealed, "A surprise party, thank you so much guys, but why the costumes?" Trisha proceeded to throw a spoon at Ford, to shut him up, which he did because he fell down. Fenchurch and Arthur ran in, upon hearing the thunk of Ford hitting the ground. Arthur saw the people who were searching the room and said to himself, "Looks like it's time to open up a can of whoop-ass!" Fenchurch heard Arthur mutter this to himself, grinned at the idiocy and started swinging her fists to attack the people, while grunting. (Sorry Fenchurch, people grunt in tennis, not fighting) Meanwhile, Random noticed the box with the pinkie ring. She opened it and put on the ring, marveling at its ugliness. Once she was done, she couldn't get it off, and began to panic. Suddenly she had a vision of the Starbucks near the ancient city of Pavlov. She didn't have much time to think about how little she cared about that before she heard some loud noises and ran outside. Arthur and Fenchurch were fighting with Trisha's workers. Fenchurch bitch-slapped Trisha impressively, while Arthur kicked everyone. Ford eventually came to and started fighting too. "Geez Fenny, "he remarked upon seeing Fenchurch bitch slapping like a natural, "where did you learn how to do that?" "I don't know, instinct I guess. Don't call me Fenny." "Oh." Arthur kept on hitting and kicking the bad guys and randomly threw himself out a window to escape, taking Ford with him. Fenchurch was left alone with the bad guys. (Uh oh) Ford, Arthur and Random stood outside, taking inventory of their injuries. Ford bragged to Arthur about his nasty gash. Random looked around, noticing that something was missing. "I think something is missing," she declared. Arthur and Ford looked at each other and simultaneously came to the same conclusion, which was, "We forgot our towels!" Random rolled her eyes, what is with them and towels? "no," she commented, "I think Mom's missing. A car went by at about 2 miles an hour, and Fenchurch yelled out an open window, "ARTHUR!" Arthur chased after the car, but couldn't keep up and was soon out of breath. He noticed a bumper sticker on the car that read, "I break for museum curators," and knew that the person driving the car worked at the museum next door. He yelled, "To the museum!" and they went there to save Fenchurch. Ford and Random stayed behind to protect the car from being dinged by careless parkers. Suddenly, Wonko jumped down for a rafter and joined Arthur on his quest to save Fenchurch. If you're wondering how he got there, you should seriously mind your own business and get a life. They raced down the hall to where they saw a bunch of weirdos.. they were. they were.. raising Zaphod! Fenchurch was about to be sacrificed, Arthur planned on yelling, "Noooo!!!!!!" but decided there was not enough time. He and Wonko attacked.