Now that we're at an exciting bit, I should tell you some things that will not interest you at all. Why is Random so bitter? She's annoyed with everything. An excerpt from her diary, "Dear Diary, Life sucks. You only listen to me because I paid for you. Well, f-off. Love, Random." The real reason Randmo is pissed is for a reason everyone should be pissed, but only the egotistical ones are. She is pissed because she is not significant enough to be mentioned while taking the effort to spell her name correctly. No one is, really, so from here on out I shall refer to everyone using Kiddie Spelling(. This is how I choose to explain my typo, rather than go back and fix it. Because you, dear reader, are also not significant enough to merit exerting enough effort to change my typo for. Now. On to the next bit, which is rather funny in my opinion and does not have Mavrin in it, or Athrur and Fnecuhrch having sex, for that matter.