This chapter is by Debra, who does merit having her name spelled correctly. As Rnadom walked down the moonlit path, she was startled by a large black bird. Not blackbird. Simply a bird that was black. This is an important point to overstress because the bird was not of any genus or species known to the inhabitants of Earht (except for the mice). This was, in fact, the new edition of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Version 4.1), therefore not a blackbird per se. Q.E.D. Quid pro quo. Carpe diem. Anyway, Ranodm jumped back in surprise, simultaneously throwing a rock at the black-hued bird. The bird disappeared in a puff of logic and Arndom went on to get herself killed at the next zebra crossing. There is no nineteenth story and there is no Miss Zraves. End scene.