A short, dumb, pathetic, thing that came into my head, while I was reading a magazine. Here it is…
Slayers: Its My Bagel!
Lina and Gourry were sitting peacefully at the table when Amelia appeared with a tray of bagels. "Hey guys do you wa-" Amelia was cut off, when she looked at Lina and Gourry's faces; that were practically drooling like Niagara Falls. Amelia was smart enough to put the tray down and… RUN. Lina literally threw herself at the bagels, while Gourry got there first and started eating ravenously. They both got the same bagel and started fighting for it like dogs.
"ITS- MY BAGEL!!!" Lina tried to say with a 6 in bagel in her mouth.
"ARRG- I DON- 'T SE- A NAME ON IT!!!!"
"DON'T MAK- ME USE-"
"FIREBALL!!!!!" There was a huge explosion at the back of the house, Zel and Amelia were playing blackjack, "Lina must have used… Fireball…" Zel said sighing. "I shouldn't have given them my bagels…" Amelia looks over at shelf to see a missing yeast package. She ignores it. "Yeah. What were you thinking?" "Hit or Double?" "Hit me" Zel ducked out of the way of a flying piece of the roof. Sigh. "Over." "WHAT?! HOW?!" "Where's my 50 bucks?"
"FREEZE ARROW!!!!"
"Lina, NOO- OO!!!"
"Brurrrr…. Its freezing." Amelia said shivering. "Lina must have used Freeze Arrow or something…" "Hit? Or Double" "Double" "Over." "AGAIN?! B..but how?"
Other side of the house, "O..o..ok y..you w.. wi.. Win…" said Gourry with teeth chattering. "Hmph." Lina took a bite of the bagel… "AHHHHHH IT HURTS!!!!!"
Other side of the house. "Oh, so that's where the extra yeast package went…" "Hit or Double?"
"I'll lose, I give up."
"BlackJack!!!!" I win!!!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
Author's Notes: It's just plain stupid.