Chapter 3.
Lily woke at the sound of a shout and laughter.
She jumped off the couch before she even realized what she
was doing.
"Is there a reason for this, James Potter?" she exclaimed. She
glared at the rolling Sirius and Remus, and they immediately stopped laughing.
"Well…uh, I was, kind of—"
"What? What were you
kind of doing?"
"I was kinda hoping that you knew?"
"Me? Know why I was cuddling with my absolute enemy? Are
you more out of your mind than I thought you were?" Apparently
so.
"Hey, not my fault if it was your idea to cuddle. I don't
exactly like girls smelling my chest." Low, James,
extreme low. Must've gotten her below the belt. No, don't think of that…
That was low. But you, the reader already must have realized
that. What? You didn't? Are you more out of your mind than Lily thought James
was? Never mind, back to the story.
Lily gaped at James. What an
asshole. He is so going down. "I don't think they'd want to,
James. You're an ugly prat as it is."
"And you aren't?"
"Nope. I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I (unlike some
people) actually have friends."
"What? You bitch!" Lower, James.
You're losing control of the fight. "I have Moon—I mean Remus and Sirius
and lots of other people."
"Whatever you say, Mr. Popularity."
"Whatever you say, Miss I'm-a-freaking-retard."
Lily's glare grew until she was squinting to see. He is going lower than I thought. "I oughta slap you
right now."
"I'm waiting." Actually, I'm
trying to relax my cheeks and screaming for you not to.
"Nah, I better not. I'll get germs all over my hand."
"Idiot."
"What did you say?"
"I said—Hey!" James suddenly said. "I know now!" But is it the real truth? I don't know if I should
believe it, and I'm proposing it!
"And you didn't know before?" She smirked.
"No. But, anyway, here it is: We must have been trying to
play a trick on the fantastic idiots."
"Why would I agree to play a trick on them? A trick
like this? With you?" Lily was seething, and turning a blotchy
red at the same time. What an idiotic idea! But it
could be true. Then why wouldn't I remember it? but, Lily hadn't known
that her charm had been changed by the Ministry of Magic. And you, the reader,
now know the circumstances. [A/N 4 u slow ones, it turned into a weird love
charm-ish thing]
Lily continued glaring. If he's
telling the truth I might as well believe it. "You'd better be serious,
Potter."
"I'm not serious, he's Sirius." James pointed.
Lily humphed. "Very funny. You're a stand-up."
And with that, she stomped out of the common room and up to
her dorm room.
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A/N super short chap, I know. But, the next chap is up
right…about…now! so, click 'Next chapter: Chapter 4' or whatever it
says to do.
Had to add the serious/Sirius thing. my reading teacher
would be proud [hey, I h8 her] because we just finished our unit on figures of
speech. I am a pun master. Which is also known as sarcasm.
Someone had a question about the stuff about Harry in the
last chapter. Was it Kelzery? I think so. Well, it was sort of a foreshadowing
for stuff that will happen later. I had to throw in the teddy bear thing; I
thought it was hilarious. And, I stole a teddy bear from my sister once when
she was like two. It was really cute. Until she spilled milk on him four years
later.