A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly obscene humor, please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.

In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT ß she wrote that.

Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, Eye of the Beholder

Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask)

A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand.

The setting takes place in Paris, France, 1900 where a young writer is looking for some inspiration. His father told him he shouldn't waste his life on this, but Christian (the writer) believed differently. Christian decided to write a play based on the Bohemian Revolution. It was to be based on truth, beauty, freedom and love. So, there he sat in his little room with only a typewriter, a desk and a chair when suddenly, a strange bearded man fell from the roof.

Christian: Who are you?

Strange Bearded Man: I am Obi Wan Kenobi, and where am I? And who the h*ll are YOU?!

Christian: I am Christian. I'm writing a play, and you're in Paris, France.

(Obi Wan looks at how strangely Christian is dressed)

Obi Wan Kenobi: What YEAR am I in? Why do you look like me?

Christian: 1900, and good question, why do you look like me? Except you're uglier, you have a beard and your uh… apparel is a little bit odd.

Obi Wan Kenobi: EXCUSE ME?! I'm not the one dressed in tapered pants and a dirty muscle shirt! AND I AT LEAST HAVE A FREAKIN' LIFE! WHAT'S GOING ON?! I'M FIGHTING WITH MYSELF! I TOLD ANAKIN NOT TO TAMPER WITH THE TIME-MACHINE, BUT NOOOOOOOO, AND NOW I'M IN HOMOSEXUAL COUNTRY HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Christian: It's called gay Paris because-

Obi Wan Kenobi: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!! I'M GOING TO KILL ANAKIN, I SWEAR-

But then, another person had fallen through the roof on top of Obi Wan Kenobi. It was, a brown haired man, dressed in shabby robes, carrying a type of stick. He stood up off of Obi Wan, blinked a couple times in confusion and sat down on the floor.

Obi Wan Kenobi: Oh great, and who's this? The easter bunny?

Brown-haired man: I am Proffesor Remus J. Lupin.

Obi Wan Kenobi: I feel a disturbance in the force…

Christian: Excuse me, I farted.

Proffesor Lupin: Awww, you better hope to God that doesn't come over here.

Obi Wan: How come we all look the same?

Proffesor Lupin: Good question… no wait, you're older and you have a beard…

Obi Wan: ENOUGH!!! It seems we all just appeared out of different times.

Proffesor Lupin: Or different movies.

Obi Wan: That too.

Proffesor Lupin: But this could also be brought on by dark magic…

Obi Wan: Are you some sort of magician or something?

Proffesor Lupin: I'm a wizard.

Obi Wan: Oh, isn't that nice. Here we have the Cowardly Lion, a Warlock… and where would be the witch?

They heard a rattling sound upstairs and a crack. It wasn't long before another body fell through the hole. It was the body of…

Obi Wan: Padmé? Well, now we have our witch.

Padmé: Oh this is just great, now I'm stuck here with YOU. *looks at Obi, then glances around the room* What's with your long lost twins?

Obi Wan: Nevermind.

Padmé: This is Anakin's doing isn't it? I knew I should've never gone out with that guy…

Obi Wan: I hate him soo much.

Lupin and Christian turned to look at each other and stared at Obi Wan Kenobi. They started discussing in hushed voices about Obi Wan's "appearance".

Proffesor Lupin: Yeah, he should really shave.

Christian: His clothes are definitely out of date too…

Obi Wan whirled around with an angry expression on his face.

Obi Wan: What did you say about me?

Proffesor Lupin: Nothing.

Obi Wan: You honestly don't know who you're messin' with. *pulls out lightsaber*

Proffesor Lupin: You think a muggle artifact like that could take me down? *pulls out wand*

They looked at each other fiercely and started criticizing each other's weapons. Then, they began to duel, magic vs. muggle.

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