A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly obscene humor, please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.

In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT ß she wrote that.

Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, Eye of the Beholder

Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask)

And Towelie the towel from South Park

A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand.

(The fight continues)

Professor Lupin : You know, this fight really isn't going to work out.

Obi Wan : True, you have little sparks and I have a glow stick.

Professor Lupin : Dude, are you talking about our weapons or-

Christian : Please, good sirs, stop fighting.

*awkward silence, Obi Wan and Professor Lupin look at each other*

Professor Lupin : You thinking what I'm thinking?

Obi Wan : Possibly. Team?

*nods of agreement followed by angry looks and charging towards Christian*

Christian : Hey, you- you aren't going to dispose of me are you?

Obi Wan : Oh nooo… we wouldn't dare do that.

Professor Lupin : No, we had something else in mind…

(Obi Wan takes out a roll of duct tape as Professor gets a chair)

Christian : I-I have my… uh… typewriter! HAH! You can't- (muffles)

(Christian now tied to chair and his mouth is covered)

Padmé : Do you guys really think it was nice of you to do that to him?

Obi Wan : Sure.

Professor Lupin : I don't see any problems with it.

Padmé : (throws hands up in the air) Guys. I'll never understand them.

All of the sudden, the normal, real Ewan McGregor pops out of nowhere.

Ewan : Hi everyone! How's it- (looks at Christian that's tied to the chair, Obi Wan and Lupin) What the heck happened here?

Padmé : Ooh! Now there's four of you! I'm liking this…

Professor Lupin : Oh, well, you see he wouldn't shut up and Obi Wan and I took care of it.

Ewan : I see. Well, please take him out of the chair. Why are there four of me though?

*Grimesy pops out of nowhere*

Ewan : Nevermind, five.

Grimesy : Coffee anyone?

Ewan : Is that all you do?

Grimesy : What?

Ewan : Make coffee?

Professor Lupin, Obi Wan, Christian : I wouldn't mind some actually.

*Grimesy smiles*

Grimesy : At least I'm useful.

Ewan : True.

*Everyone has coffee, even Padmé, who's contemplating on how to kill Anakin.*

Ewan : Hey, why don't we get out of this place and go swimming.

All : Swimming?

Ewan : It sounded like a good idea at the time… all this coffee makes me feel too hot.

All Ewan Characters : But aren't we all hot?

Padmé : Yup. *smiles*

*crowd of girls start screaming Ewan! then girls leave*

All : Well I guess we could go swimming…

(Towel named Towelie comes out of nowhere)

Towelie : Don't forget to bring a towel! Because when you're done swimming you need to get all that chlorine off you.

Ewan : Err… thanks, Towelie.

Towelie : No problem. Wanna get high?

*pull out a bag of weed*

Ewan : No, Towelie. Go away.

*All stare as the towel leaves*

Narrator : Well now friends, all four Ewan characters, Ewan himself, and Padmé are heading to a swimming pool somewhere in France. Check out what happens next in the next chapter! Please R & R to keep the Ewan stories going! (convince other Ewan lovers to R & R also)