A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly obscene humor, please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.

In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT -- she wrote that.

Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, and Eye of the Beholder

Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask)

A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand

(The search for the swimming pool continues)

Ewan : OK, people, we've been looking for a swimming pool for about 3 hours, don't you think it would be a good idea if we simply went and asked someone for directions?

Padmé : No! I know where I'm going!

Ewan : Calm down, I only made a suggestion- *WHACK!!* (Padmé slaps him across the face) What was that for?!

Padmé : For questioning my knowledge. Hmmphff.

Ewan : (Muttering) What crawled up her arse and died.

Padmé (looking enraged) : WHAT?!

Ewan : Uh oh.

Lupin : Run, muggle, run!

Ewan : What?

Lupin : Wizarding terms.

Ewan : Oh. (Runs as soon as he notices Padmé was catching up)

(After 15 minutes of running, Ewan smacks into a wall not realizing what he was doing in the first place)

(All in the backround says : Ooh! That's got to hurt!)

Padmé : That teaches you not make fun of me.

Ewan : But I-

Padmé : ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME AGAIN?!

Christian : Guys, it says something across the wall… it seems that Ewan's mindless acts have brought us to a-

Grimes : Po-Poo- Pool.. (Trying to sound out the word 'Pool') POOL!

Ewan : Good work genius.

Christian : I always knew military intelligence was a typo.

(Everyone but Grimes laughs, seeing as Grimes isn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree)

(Everyone walks in the swimming center but realize they don't have swimming trunks (or bathing suit for Padmé))

Obi Wan : Oh… I always wanted to see Padmé in a bathing suit. *Gets slapped across the face by Padmé*

Ewan : Now what are we going to do?

Suddenly, Lucy, Stephen Wilson (eye the beholder) and Leia (when she's young! –Star Wars-) appear out of nowhere. Stephen's running after Lucy on the pool deck and Leia sees Padmé and runs towards her.

Stephen : Noooooo! Lucy, come back, daddy's not craazzzzyyyyyy, you have to believe me!

Lucy : Get away from me! You're creepy!

Stephen : (in a distant voice) Nooo Lucyyyyy… (Falls into the pool, realizing he wasn't supposed to be running around a swimming pool, especially since he can't swim)

Lucy : YAY! Daddy's dead!

(All stare wide-eyed at Lucy)

Lucy : What? He was a crazy jerk.

(Awkward silence)

Ewan : Ookk… how about you join our group too then, Lucy?

Lucy : AAAH!!!!!! Why do you all look like my dad?

Ewan : Long story, come along.

Lucy : Ookk…

Leia : Mom, how come there's five Obi Wan's but they aren't so ugly- (Padmé covers mouth)

Padmé : Because your S.O.B (gasp she swore!) of a father messed around with time machine… and now we're here.

Leia and Lucy : Ooooh…

Ewan : Back to the: what are we going to do situation… What are we going to do?

Grimes : Make coffee?

*Blank stares*

Grimes : (Looking sad) It worked before…

Leia : I've got a monster in my tummy… it's growling.

Padmé : No honey, that means you're hungry. This is the last time I tell you, your daddy's an idiot and he doesn't understand that so don't listen to him anymore, OK?

Leia : Yes mom.

Padmé : She has a point though.. we should all go eat.

Ewan : I agree. Well, lead the way to the nearest restaurant, Christian!

Leia and Lucy : YAY! Food!

*****

Narrator : Well.. since the swimming pool wasn't the greatest idea, they are now off to a restaurant… who knows what's going to happen next. Will Grimes ever stop suggesting to have coffee? Will Anakin reverse what he did? Will Padmé ever get out of PMS? *smack* Nevermind. Anyway, thanks for reading & reviewing, I appreciate it IMMENSELY! Keep R & R! There are definitely more chapters to come for this twisted story and soon! If you have any suggestions, please tell me them. Thanks!