A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly obscene humor, please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.

In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT -- she wrote that.

Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, and Eye of the Beholder

Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask)

A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand

Yes, this is the fourth chapter… I can't help myself, sorry. I'll probably write… about 40 of these until everyone is sick of Ewan!!! HAHAHA I will take over the world! Just kidding, I'll get to the story now.

(At the restaurant)

Lupin: Is it just me or all the people in the restaurant staring at us?

Christian : Well I dunno, is it everyday you see five men that look the exact same walk into a restaurant with one woman and two children? And 4 of these people looking like they come from a story book or way too far into the future?

Lupin : We should've left him in that chair.

Obi Wan : I agree.

Christian : I don't.

Lupin : What a doofus.

*Obi Wan snickers*

Christian : *scowls* Let's just get a table, shall we?

(a few minutes later they're all seated at a table, still being stared at by random people)

Waitress : So what is everyone getting?

Lucy : I'll have orange juice please.

Grimes : Coffee.

Ewan : So, so typical… water, ma'am.

(Everyone orders until they get to Obi Wan)

Obi Wan : I'll have Mountain Dew.

*Awkward silence*

Waitress : Sir… I don't believe I know what you're talking about… dew on the mountains? We don't carry that; we have spring water though if you'd like.

*Snickers from other people in the restaurant*

Ewan : (whispers to Obi Wan) They haven't come out with Mountain Dew yet…

Obi Wan : Oh. Well, I'll have water then. *looking downcast*

Waitress : I'll be back to take your orders in a moment.

(everyone reading orders)

Grimes : Hey, guys, what does this say… esc-esc-esca- oh CENSORED it!

Lucy and Leia : *gasp* YOU SWORE MISTER!

(Now everyone in the restaurant's paying attention)

Some lady : You should be ashamed…

Some guy : Swearing in front of children like that…

Padmé : QUIET DOWN EVERYONE! Grimes say sorry.

Grimes : But Padmé…. (in sad voice)

Padmé : But nothing mister, say sorry right now.

Grimes : (lip out, and head hanging low) I'm sorry girls.

Lucy and Leia : OK, we accept your apololgy. (A/N apology is meant to be spelt wrong people!!!)

(Everyone in restaurant go back to what they were doing before)

Waitress : So has everyone decided yet?

Padmé : Yes, we'll all have pepperoni pizza. Two large ones, to be exact and for an appetizer we'll have escargots. (French for snails; a delicacy in France)

*****

Waitress : Two pizzas, and a large dish of escargots. Enjoy your meal.

*Lucy prods at the snails on the dish*

Lucy : Padmé, why is the food moving?

Leia : Why are they feeding us snails?

Padmé : Girls, girls, snails are a delicacy in France… just eat one.

Lucy : Are you sure this isn't Fear Factor? *Looks dejectedly at the food* This looks nasty.

Ewan : I think I agree with Lucy, I'm not sure I enjoy the concept of eating something that crawls around in the mud and slime…

Padmé : Ewan! You aren't setting a good example!

Ewan : But I truly think-

Padmé : (Raises hand in order to slap him) Don't you DARE speak against me, sir.

Ewan: (Whimpers)

Padmé : Now, that's settled. Let's eat!

Narrator : Well everyone, the restaurant scene is to be continued in the next chapter. Hopefully, Christian will have more of a point in the next chapter, but right now… I think they better get to pharmacy and buy Padmé some PMS pills and….. AAAH!!!! SHE'S COMING AFTER ME!!!! That's all from me for now! R & R! Let's all hope I won't be murdered by Padmé by next chapter… and maybe I'll be able to put one of you fans in my story! J Just add your names in the reviews and -choke- -gag- I'm being strangled now…. UNTIL NEXT TIME!