Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Hot and steamy!!! Like Cinnamon Altoids!
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Bobby stayed at the Pokemon center and racked their brains on what could be making their pokemon act so funny. "Maybe we're feeding them wrong." Ash said. "No. Brock's food is fool proof." Misty said. "Maybe they don't like us anymore." Bobby said. "No. We're nice to them." Brock said. "Hmmmmmm." The kids continued to think.
Outside:
"Look James! Those twerps have a new friend." Jessie said, peering through the windows of the Pokemon center. "You're right. Wonder if the have that odd humping pokemon disease I heard about." "Where did you hear about that?" Jessie said. "I mean, some people secretly know that the soul purpose of Pokemon is to be a hump buddie, but only when the trainer wants it to. They never do it just by themselves." James and Jessie looked at Meowth. "Why are you looking at me?" "Why aren't you jumping us?" James asked. "Maybe, because you two never caught me. I don't have my own Pokeball. I joined Team Rocket on my own free Pokemon will. So therefore, I'm not your pokemon, and the disease doesn't have an effect on me." "I don't know what he just said, but it seems logic enough for me." James said. Jessie continued to stare in the window. "All trainers are being required to carry special tranquilizer darts in case one of their pokemon starts humping them." "I wouldn't mind." James said. He took out Weezing and Victrebel. "Now. Who wants to hump me?" James asked. The Pokemon both looked at him. "Maybe your pokemon only hump their trainers if they have a good connection with them. Take the twerps Chikorita. It really likes him because he saved her life. So that can explain why James pokemon won't hump him, because they feel like they don't share a strong connection with him." Meowth said. "Aw.." James said, recalling his Pokemon. "What about your Pokemon Jess?" "No way. I'm not going to be strangled to death if Arbok decides to hump me." Jessie said. Suddenly Wobbuffet came out of it's Pokeball. "Wobbuffet!" It cried, before flinging it's arms around her and humping her. "Oh no!!!!! Now what?" Jessie said, trying to kick Wobbuffet. "We have to get some darts from Nurse Joy." James said and they ran into the Pokemon center.
Inside:
"Team Rocket!" Brock, Misty, and Ash said. "Wait you guys." Brock said. "It looks like Wobbuffet got Jessie. Let them go." "Who's Team Rocket?" Bobby asked. "They're a gang that likes to try to steal Pokemon. But now, it looks like they just want help with their Pokemon problems." Misty said. "Oh. I don't blame them." Bobby said, looking down at his Vulpix who was sleeping on his lap. "You're right. Maybe Nurse Joy will give them some tranquilizer darts and these collars that prevent them from harming us." Ash said, holding Pikachu close to him. "All right. I'll help you. Just promise not to steal anything." Nurse Joy said. "Okay, Okay! Just get this thing off of me!" Jessie yelled. Nurse Joy hurried into the back room. "It'll be okay Jessie." James said. "Holy Fudge Hinky Doodles!" Meowth said, his eyes turning into hearts. "What?" Jessie and James said, turning around. Meowth had spotted Bobby's Vulpix who had woken up and was quite mad that it had the restraining collar on it. "It's okay." Bobby was telling it. "Oh no." Jessie said. "Wobba wobba!" Wobbuffet said. "Ew, that is so disgusting." Jessie said. "He's enjoying this." Jessie told James. "I think we have another problem." James said, pointing to Meowth. Meowth had begun to drool. "Hey Ash. Look at Meowth." Misty said. Ash stopped petting Pikachu and looked at Meowth. "Oh no. Misty, we better get out of here or else he might jump you." Ash said, grabbing her hand. Ash and Misty began to run out of the Pokemon center followed by Brock and Bobby. "Hurry!" Bobby yelled, clutching his Vulpix to him. Meowth had started running after them. "Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meowth yelled. "I'm not going to hump you!" The kids stopped in their tracks and turned around. "Hey baby." Meowth said, winking at Bobby's Vulpix. Bobby stared down at his pokemon, who just blinked her eyes. "Wanna go out with me into the back and do the dirty?" Bobby got a disgusted look on his face. Vulpix hopped out of Bobby's arms and Meowth and Vulpix ran out of the automatic doors. "Vulpix no!" Bobby yelled. "That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life." Ash said. "No you guys! This is a great opportunity for me to watch Pokemon that have been raised by trainers breed in their natural environment!" Brock said and chased after the Pokemon. Bobby looked at Ash. Ash looked at Misty. "Well. I guess we better go after them After all. It is my Vulpix." Bobby said. So they ran out of the Pokemon Center. "Should I go?" James asked Jessie. "Of course! Who knows what trouble he can get into? The Vulpix's trainer just went after them." Jessie said, now hitting Wobbuffet against the counter of the Pokemon Center, trying to get it off. James ran out of the center.
"If Tracy was here, he would probably want to sketch this." Ash was saying as they were walking along, trying to find Meowth and Vulpix. "If Tracy was here, he would be having a hard time sketching mating Pokemon because he would be doing something nasty at the time too." Misty said. "You're right." Ash said. Suddenly someone came running up behind them. "Hey Twerp and the Twerp's Girlfriend! Have you found Meowth yet?" James said, running up behind them. "The name's Ash and this is Misty." Ash said annoyed "Hi. I'm James." James said, holding out his hand to have Ash shake it, like it was the first time they've met. "Hi. No. We haven't found Meowth yet." Ash said, quickly shaking hands. "We checked the grass by the Pokemon center, but didn't find anything." Misty said. "Bobby's looking near the route that goes to Mahogany town for them." "We also lost Brock. If we found him, then we could find Meowth and Vulpix." Ash said. James nodded and the three hurried to see if Bobby found anything. They passed a bunch of trainers and asked them if they had seen a Meowth and Vulpix. Some said yes, and pointed them in the right direction. Walking along, they saw a bunch of kids running to some bushes. "Yuck! Look what they're doing!!!!" a little boy was saying. The kids giggled and ran off. "Uh oh." Ash said. "Misty, find Bobby!" Ash and James ran to the bushes, which they could see Brock's hair poking over a pine bush. James and Ash crept over to the bushes. "Oh my fudge hinky doodles, that is so. so..." Ash said, before turning around and throwing up on the path. "Meowth!" James yelled before fainting. "Incredible!" Brock was saying. Misty came back with Bobby. "Don't even look." Ash warned them. So they didn't. "Let's go back to the Pokemon center and call Professor Oak." Misty suggested. "Brock! We're going to the Pokemon center! And make sure Meowth and Vulpix come back!" Ash said to Brock, before leaving.
Professor Oak felt like he had gone back in time. Delia was throwing up in the bathroom. Suddenly the video phone rang. Professor Oak checked Bulbasaur's status on the computer before answering the phone. "Professor! We need your help fast!" Ash said. "Whoa! What's the matter? Did another of your Pokemon start humping Misty again?" "No. This is Bobby, our new friend." Ash said, indicating Bobby, who was behind him. "Hi." Bobby said. "Hello." Professor Oak said. "Bobby has a Vulpix, Professor. And we were at the Pokemon center not to long ago and Team Rocket came in and." "His Vulpix was stolen?" "No. Well, not really." Ash said. "Team Rocket's Meowth ran off with it and.. They started." "I see." Professor Oak said. "What do we do?" Ash said. "Well. Keep and eye on them, and probably by this evening, gather the eggs." "The what?" Ash, Misty, and Bobby said. "The eggs. Pokemon are born from eggs. Everyone who plays Pokemon Gold, Silver, or Crystal knows that." "We're a Game Boy game too?" Ash said. "Just make sure you carry the eggs around with you so they hatch." "Like my Togepi?" Misty asked. "Sort of." Professor Oak said. Delia came out of the bathroom. "Hi Honey!" she said into the phone. "Hi Mom." Ash said. Tracy came into the room. "Uhhhhhhhh. Gotta go!" Ash said and hung up the phone.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Ash and the Amazing Technicolor Pokeball'
'Hot and steamy!!! Like Cinnamon Altoids!
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Ash, Misty, Brock, and Bobby stayed at the Pokemon center and racked their brains on what could be making their pokemon act so funny. "Maybe we're feeding them wrong." Ash said. "No. Brock's food is fool proof." Misty said. "Maybe they don't like us anymore." Bobby said. "No. We're nice to them." Brock said. "Hmmmmmm." The kids continued to think.
Outside:
"Look James! Those twerps have a new friend." Jessie said, peering through the windows of the Pokemon center. "You're right. Wonder if the have that odd humping pokemon disease I heard about." "Where did you hear about that?" Jessie said. "I mean, some people secretly know that the soul purpose of Pokemon is to be a hump buddie, but only when the trainer wants it to. They never do it just by themselves." James and Jessie looked at Meowth. "Why are you looking at me?" "Why aren't you jumping us?" James asked. "Maybe, because you two never caught me. I don't have my own Pokeball. I joined Team Rocket on my own free Pokemon will. So therefore, I'm not your pokemon, and the disease doesn't have an effect on me." "I don't know what he just said, but it seems logic enough for me." James said. Jessie continued to stare in the window. "All trainers are being required to carry special tranquilizer darts in case one of their pokemon starts humping them." "I wouldn't mind." James said. He took out Weezing and Victrebel. "Now. Who wants to hump me?" James asked. The Pokemon both looked at him. "Maybe your pokemon only hump their trainers if they have a good connection with them. Take the twerps Chikorita. It really likes him because he saved her life. So that can explain why James pokemon won't hump him, because they feel like they don't share a strong connection with him." Meowth said. "Aw.." James said, recalling his Pokemon. "What about your Pokemon Jess?" "No way. I'm not going to be strangled to death if Arbok decides to hump me." Jessie said. Suddenly Wobbuffet came out of it's Pokeball. "Wobbuffet!" It cried, before flinging it's arms around her and humping her. "Oh no!!!!! Now what?" Jessie said, trying to kick Wobbuffet. "We have to get some darts from Nurse Joy." James said and they ran into the Pokemon center.
Inside:
"Team Rocket!" Brock, Misty, and Ash said. "Wait you guys." Brock said. "It looks like Wobbuffet got Jessie. Let them go." "Who's Team Rocket?" Bobby asked. "They're a gang that likes to try to steal Pokemon. But now, it looks like they just want help with their Pokemon problems." Misty said. "Oh. I don't blame them." Bobby said, looking down at his Vulpix who was sleeping on his lap. "You're right. Maybe Nurse Joy will give them some tranquilizer darts and these collars that prevent them from harming us." Ash said, holding Pikachu close to him. "All right. I'll help you. Just promise not to steal anything." Nurse Joy said. "Okay, Okay! Just get this thing off of me!" Jessie yelled. Nurse Joy hurried into the back room. "It'll be okay Jessie." James said. "Holy Fudge Hinky Doodles!" Meowth said, his eyes turning into hearts. "What?" Jessie and James said, turning around. Meowth had spotted Bobby's Vulpix who had woken up and was quite mad that it had the restraining collar on it. "It's okay." Bobby was telling it. "Oh no." Jessie said. "Wobba wobba!" Wobbuffet said. "Ew, that is so disgusting." Jessie said. "He's enjoying this." Jessie told James. "I think we have another problem." James said, pointing to Meowth. Meowth had begun to drool. "Hey Ash. Look at Meowth." Misty said. Ash stopped petting Pikachu and looked at Meowth. "Oh no. Misty, we better get out of here or else he might jump you." Ash said, grabbing her hand. Ash and Misty began to run out of the Pokemon center followed by Brock and Bobby. "Hurry!" Bobby yelled, clutching his Vulpix to him. Meowth had started running after them. "Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meowth yelled. "I'm not going to hump you!" The kids stopped in their tracks and turned around. "Hey baby." Meowth said, winking at Bobby's Vulpix. Bobby stared down at his pokemon, who just blinked her eyes. "Wanna go out with me into the back and do the dirty?" Bobby got a disgusted look on his face. Vulpix hopped out of Bobby's arms and Meowth and Vulpix ran out of the automatic doors. "Vulpix no!" Bobby yelled. "That has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my entire life." Ash said. "No you guys! This is a great opportunity for me to watch Pokemon that have been raised by trainers breed in their natural environment!" Brock said and chased after the Pokemon. Bobby looked at Ash. Ash looked at Misty. "Well. I guess we better go after them After all. It is my Vulpix." Bobby said. So they ran out of the Pokemon Center. "Should I go?" James asked Jessie. "Of course! Who knows what trouble he can get into? The Vulpix's trainer just went after them." Jessie said, now hitting Wobbuffet against the counter of the Pokemon Center, trying to get it off. James ran out of the center.
"If Tracy was here, he would probably want to sketch this." Ash was saying as they were walking along, trying to find Meowth and Vulpix. "If Tracy was here, he would be having a hard time sketching mating Pokemon because he would be doing something nasty at the time too." Misty said. "You're right." Ash said. Suddenly someone came running up behind them. "Hey Twerp and the Twerp's Girlfriend! Have you found Meowth yet?" James said, running up behind them. "The name's Ash and this is Misty." Ash said annoyed "Hi. I'm James." James said, holding out his hand to have Ash shake it, like it was the first time they've met. "Hi. No. We haven't found Meowth yet." Ash said, quickly shaking hands. "We checked the grass by the Pokemon center, but didn't find anything." Misty said. "Bobby's looking near the route that goes to Mahogany town for them." "We also lost Brock. If we found him, then we could find Meowth and Vulpix." Ash said. James nodded and the three hurried to see if Bobby found anything. They passed a bunch of trainers and asked them if they had seen a Meowth and Vulpix. Some said yes, and pointed them in the right direction. Walking along, they saw a bunch of kids running to some bushes. "Yuck! Look what they're doing!!!!" a little boy was saying. The kids giggled and ran off. "Uh oh." Ash said. "Misty, find Bobby!" Ash and James ran to the bushes, which they could see Brock's hair poking over a pine bush. James and Ash crept over to the bushes. "Oh my fudge hinky doodles, that is so. so..." Ash said, before turning around and throwing up on the path. "Meowth!" James yelled before fainting. "Incredible!" Brock was saying. Misty came back with Bobby. "Don't even look." Ash warned them. So they didn't. "Let's go back to the Pokemon center and call Professor Oak." Misty suggested. "Brock! We're going to the Pokemon center! And make sure Meowth and Vulpix come back!" Ash said to Brock, before leaving.
Professor Oak felt like he had gone back in time. Delia was throwing up in the bathroom. Suddenly the video phone rang. Professor Oak checked Bulbasaur's status on the computer before answering the phone. "Professor! We need your help fast!" Ash said. "Whoa! What's the matter? Did another of your Pokemon start humping Misty again?" "No. This is Bobby, our new friend." Ash said, indicating Bobby, who was behind him. "Hi." Bobby said. "Hello." Professor Oak said. "Bobby has a Vulpix, Professor. And we were at the Pokemon center not to long ago and Team Rocket came in and." "His Vulpix was stolen?" "No. Well, not really." Ash said. "Team Rocket's Meowth ran off with it and.. They started." "I see." Professor Oak said. "What do we do?" Ash said. "Well. Keep and eye on them, and probably by this evening, gather the eggs." "The what?" Ash, Misty, and Bobby said. "The eggs. Pokemon are born from eggs. Everyone who plays Pokemon Gold, Silver, or Crystal knows that." "We're a Game Boy game too?" Ash said. "Just make sure you carry the eggs around with you so they hatch." "Like my Togepi?" Misty asked. "Sort of." Professor Oak said. Delia came out of the bathroom. "Hi Honey!" she said into the phone. "Hi Mom." Ash said. Tracy came into the room. "Uhhhhhhhh. Gotta go!" Ash said and hung up the phone.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Ash and the Amazing Technicolor Pokeball'