A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly obscene humor, please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.
In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT -- she wrote that.
Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, and Eye of the Beholder
Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask)
Fanfic Ewan fans: Aeryn (Kenobi) Grimes, Laura and JapDragon77
A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand
(At the restaurant)
(After a few minutes of eating and disgusted sounds/faces... Grimes spots a familiar person sitting at a table next to the group)
Grimes : Hey, you guys! I recognize that woman!
Lupin : (muttering) That's the only intelligent thing you've said all day.
Grimes : Shut up. *Looks at ravishing young woman who's waving at him* Hello! *Waves back*
Pretty young woman : Hello! *walks over to the table where he's seated* How are you?
Grimes : I'm fine… how did you get here, Aeryn?
Aeryn : Anakin and the time machine. Damn him! Oh and I brought some friends, that also got caught in this mess somehow. *Points at people at the table she was sitting at* That's Laura *waves* and JapDragon77. *also waves*
Obi Wan : Laura?! *eyes open wide in suprise*
Laura : Obi Wan?! *same thing*
(Obi Wan and Laura embrace but Laura backs off quickly as she sees everyone's staring)
Laura : I can see you haven't been taking care of yourself… *looks at beard and shakes head*
Obi Wan : Oh, what's wrong with the beard? It's stylin'! (does some kind of disco dance)
Laura : No, the beard goes or I do.
Obi Wan : But-
Laura : No buts. It goes or I do.
Obi Wan : *pouts* Ok…
Laura : How about you come to our table, and we'll talk?
Obi Wan : Sounds good.
Grimes : I say we go with them, honey. (speaking to Aeryn his wife)
Aeryn : Ok.
(They all walk off to the table JapDragon77 is sitting at)
Lupin : Oh great, there goes my source of entertainment with « Ae-ryn » *flutters eyelashes girlishly and giggles*
Christian : Yeah, that's too bad isn't it Ewan-- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*falls out of his chair and starts trying to poke out his eyes with forks*
(The real Ewan and Padmé start making out continuously on the table… on the ground as Lucy and Leia grab one of Lupin's legs)
Lucy and Leia : EEEWWWWWWWW! Cooties!
Leia : Mommy's getting cooties!
Lucy : (looks up at Lupin) C'mon Mr.Magician Guy make them stop!
Lupin : (yelling at Ewan and Padmé) Get a room you two!
(they stop making out for two seconds)
Padmé : Ok… you heard them, let's get a room. *winks*
Ewan : Ok, let's get a room. *winks back*
(they head to the bathroom, you hear a loud thump and the entire restaurant stares at the bathroom door)
Lupin : (looks down at Christian who's now trying to stab himself with a butter knife) You don't think they're going at it in there do you?
Christian : (stops trying to stab himself) I honestly, truly, with all respect… don't want to know. I think I'm going to eat my food now.
Lupin : Good idea. (Lucy and Leia get off his legs)
(about 25 minutes later)
Christian : Well, the food's all gone, I've paid the check and they *shudders* still aren't out of the bathroom. Who's going to get them?
Lupin : *looks at Christian*
Leia & Lucy : *look at Christian*
Christian : Ohh no. Oh no, no, no. I'm am NOT going.
Lupin : 3 against one, do us well brave soldier.
Christian : You're kidding, right?
All : No.
Christian : I'm gonna die… (walks over to the bathroom, from which gross sounds are coming from it) (knocks on door and says sheepishly) Ok g-guys… you can come out now.
*Silence*
Christian : D-don't make me go in there…
*Silence*
(Door opens, they come rolling out and Christian almost trips on them)
Christian : Oh, CENSORED you both. The rest of us are going outside. I'll see you guys there. (joins the group outside of the restaurant but Ewan and Padmé are somehow already there) What the-?
Ewan : We've all decided to go to the « Love Boutique ».
Christian : Isn't that a porn shop?
Ewan : So?
Christian : There's kids.
Ewan : You can watch them.
Christian : *Mouth falls open* But- no- c'mon… (looks at the rest of the people) You can't let him do this!
All : Yes we can!
Ewan : But this time we'll let you off and leave Lupin with the duty of babysitting.
Christian : Thank you! Thank you! *smiles and runs off to the « Love Boutique » down the street.
Lupin : Oh, this sucks. (Lucy and Leia clutch on to his legs on cue)
Narrator : Well folks, this wraps up another episode of Moulin Potter Wars! Exciting things are in store next… dirty but exciting. If you'd like to learn on who they find in the « Love Boutique » and how good of a job Lupin does on babysitting… R & R and I'll be sure to write another highly adventurous chapter! -) P.S to Aeryn (Kenobi) Grimes, Laura and JapDragon77 I hope you enjoyed your parts in this chapter. (JapDargon77 you'll have a bigger part next chapter, don't worry)