Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Ash and the Amazing Technicolor Pokeball'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Ash and his friends hung out in the Pokemon center. Nurse Joy came over to them. "Ash! You have phone call." She said. Ash went to the video phone. "Kurt!" Ash said. The Pokeball maker from Azalea town had called. "Hi Ash. Professor Oak called me and told me about the Pokemon breeding problem. And I have a Pokeball that can help you." Kurt held up a rainbow colored Pokeball. "Here. This is a Technicolor Pokeball. It's special. You can hold Pokemon eggs in it!" "Wow! Gee thanks!" Ash said. Kurt transported the Pokeball. "Bye Kurt!" Ash said. "Okay guys! Let's find those eggs!"
"Hey Gramps and Future Step Gram, can I have a party?" Gary asked Professor Oak and Delia. "I guess so. How many people are you inviting?" Professor Oak asked. "Uhhhhhhhhh. About all the girls in Pallet Town, and Viridian City." Gary said. "That's quite a lot." Delia said. "We have plenty of room." Gary said, waving his hand in the air. "They'll all fit." Professor Oak and Delia looked at each other. "Say... Why don't you two go out for dinner and a movie or two and let me take care of the party?" Gary said, walking the Professor and Delia out of the living room. "Well... You'll need to help Tracy with the Pokemon." Professor Oak said. "Aw, I can get someone to do it for me." He said. "Trust me." Gary smiled widely.
".Three.. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Seven eggs?" Brock said, counting the eggs left by Vulpix in the bushes by the Pokemon Center. "That's scary." Bobby said. His Vulpix was asleep in his arms. "You're right. Maybe Kurt should have sent us 2 Technicolor Pokeballs." Misty said. "Hey guys. Don't some of them look different?" Ash said, pointing at the eggs. "Duh, Ash." Brock said. "The cream colored eggs have baby Meowth's growing in them, and the red-orange ones with the dark red flame designs on the bottom have Vulpix's growing in them." "Ooooooooh." Ash, Misty, and Bobby said. "Now how do we get them in the Pokeball?" "Say, 'Go Pokeball'?" Ash suggested. "It's worth a try." Bobby said. "Go Pokeball!" Ash said and threw the Pokeball at the seven eggs. They all zapped into the Pokeball. "Whoa. That was easy." Ash said. He reached down to pick it up. "Owwww! My arm! That thing is heavy!" Ash said. He then used both hands to pick it up. "I never knew seven Pokemon eggs would weigh this much." Ash said, putting it in his backpack. "Now.. I guess we should go to the next gym." Misty said. "But what about Bobby?" "I'm gathering badges too." Bobby said. "Oh great. Now it'll be three boys and one girl. I swear I'm going to be raped by one of you some day." Misty said. Ash went red. "All right. Let's get going!!!!!!!!"
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The party started at seven. All the girls in Pallet Town arrived first. "Hey ladies. Take a number." Gary said. "Are you sure you'll be all right?" Professor Oak asked, helping Delia into her coat. "Of course. Now let me chill with my home girls." "Have fun kids!" Delia said. They left the house. "Oh Gary!" said one of the girls. "You're SO cool, you're hot!" "I'm even hotter in bed. Who has number 1?" Gary called out to the girls in the house. "I do! I do!" she yelled. "Everyone wait their turn and let the rest of the guests in." Gary told the other girls. "Of course, Gary!" They said. Tracy walked through the living room with a bag of Pokemon food. "Hey! Who's this hottie?" One of the girl's said. "Where?" Tracy said, moving his head side to side. "You silly!" said another. "Me???? I'm not a hottie. Gary's the hottie!" Tracy said. "Everyone knows that." Said the first girl. "How about giving me some lovin'?" "I think we're out of it. I'll go check in the kitchen." Tracy said and ran into the kitchen. Tracy set the Pokemon food on the counter He opened up the freezer door and stuck his head in and breathed heavily. "Hey, hon." The girl was back again. "Ack!" Tracy said. He drew his head out of the freezer and it hit the edge. "Oh. Let me take a look at that." The girl said. "Sit on the table." Tracy reluctantly sat on the table. The girl pushed him down on it and jumped up on him. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Tracy yelled. "Aw come on. You'll have fun." She purred. "I'm not like that!!!!!" Tracy wailed.
Gary came out of Professor Oak's room. "Okay! I'm taking numbers 2, 3, and 4!" He called down the stairs. 2 and 4 hurried up the stairs. "Where's number 3?" Gary asked. "She went into the kitchen with that hot black haired kid." 4 said. "Uh oh. Tracy's really not going to like that." Gary said. "Oh well. Number 5!!!!!!" Gary called out. Number 5 ran up the stairs and they went into the bedroom. The door downstairs opened. "Attention ladies! The Brockster is here!" Brock burst into the house. "Was he invited?" One of the girl's whispered, who was holding the guest list. "Nope. But who cares?" said number 17. Then numbers 12, 13,15,17, 20, 22, and 23 all dragged him to the couch. "Finally! The respect I deserve!!!!" Brock said.
Tracy came out of the kitchen crying. "Waaaaaaaaaa!" He sobbed. "Even if you are a crybaby, it was worth it." The girl said. She kissed Tracy in the lips. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He cried harder. He started to run to the lab. "Brock?" Tracy said, stopping in his tracks. He wiped his face dry of tears. "Hey Tracy. Did you get some loving?" "Not the kind I like." Tracy said, starting to cry again. "It's okay. Maybe she just wasn't the girl for you." "You don't understand!!!!!!" Tracy wailed. "There are no girls for me!!!!! Only guys!!!!!" "You mean you're gay?" Brock said. "Can you tell?" Tracy sniffed. "Well. It does seem strange that you're not flirting with all these beautiful women." Brock waved his hand over the passed out mostly naked girls around him. Tracy covered his eyes. "Aw come on." Brock said. "There must be some.. Guy out there like you." "Like you?" Tracy said. "Well. No. I'm not gay. I like women." Tracy began to cry harder. "No one loves me!!!!!!!" He sobbed. "That's not true. You have lots of good friends. Ash likes you. Misty likes you. Professor Oak likes you. Mrs. Ketchum likes you. Even I like you." "You do?" Tracy said, his eyes going wide. "Wait! I didn't mean it like that!" Brock said. Too late. Tracy had already jumped him.
The Professor and Delia came home around 2 in the morning. They had appetizers, entrees, and dessert at the restaurant. Then they saw 2 movies, each just about 2 and a half hours long. "What the." Professor Oak said. There were overturned lamps and pillows strewn everywhere in the living room and it smelled bad. "Gary's in trouble, isn't he honey?" Delia said. "We'll deal with it in the morning." Professor Oak said. They went up to their room. Gary and Brock were passed out amongst many girls in the bedroom. "Now what?" Delia said. "I don't know. Our house is a mess." "We could always go to my house." Delia said. "Yes Ma'am!" Professor Oak yelled and eagerly pulled her out of the house.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Gary Strikes'
'Ash and the Amazing Technicolor Pokeball'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Ash and his friends hung out in the Pokemon center. Nurse Joy came over to them. "Ash! You have phone call." She said. Ash went to the video phone. "Kurt!" Ash said. The Pokeball maker from Azalea town had called. "Hi Ash. Professor Oak called me and told me about the Pokemon breeding problem. And I have a Pokeball that can help you." Kurt held up a rainbow colored Pokeball. "Here. This is a Technicolor Pokeball. It's special. You can hold Pokemon eggs in it!" "Wow! Gee thanks!" Ash said. Kurt transported the Pokeball. "Bye Kurt!" Ash said. "Okay guys! Let's find those eggs!"
"Hey Gramps and Future Step Gram, can I have a party?" Gary asked Professor Oak and Delia. "I guess so. How many people are you inviting?" Professor Oak asked. "Uhhhhhhhhh. About all the girls in Pallet Town, and Viridian City." Gary said. "That's quite a lot." Delia said. "We have plenty of room." Gary said, waving his hand in the air. "They'll all fit." Professor Oak and Delia looked at each other. "Say... Why don't you two go out for dinner and a movie or two and let me take care of the party?" Gary said, walking the Professor and Delia out of the living room. "Well... You'll need to help Tracy with the Pokemon." Professor Oak said. "Aw, I can get someone to do it for me." He said. "Trust me." Gary smiled widely.
".Three.. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Seven eggs?" Brock said, counting the eggs left by Vulpix in the bushes by the Pokemon Center. "That's scary." Bobby said. His Vulpix was asleep in his arms. "You're right. Maybe Kurt should have sent us 2 Technicolor Pokeballs." Misty said. "Hey guys. Don't some of them look different?" Ash said, pointing at the eggs. "Duh, Ash." Brock said. "The cream colored eggs have baby Meowth's growing in them, and the red-orange ones with the dark red flame designs on the bottom have Vulpix's growing in them." "Ooooooooh." Ash, Misty, and Bobby said. "Now how do we get them in the Pokeball?" "Say, 'Go Pokeball'?" Ash suggested. "It's worth a try." Bobby said. "Go Pokeball!" Ash said and threw the Pokeball at the seven eggs. They all zapped into the Pokeball. "Whoa. That was easy." Ash said. He reached down to pick it up. "Owwww! My arm! That thing is heavy!" Ash said. He then used both hands to pick it up. "I never knew seven Pokemon eggs would weigh this much." Ash said, putting it in his backpack. "Now.. I guess we should go to the next gym." Misty said. "But what about Bobby?" "I'm gathering badges too." Bobby said. "Oh great. Now it'll be three boys and one girl. I swear I'm going to be raped by one of you some day." Misty said. Ash went red. "All right. Let's get going!!!!!!!!"
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The party started at seven. All the girls in Pallet Town arrived first. "Hey ladies. Take a number." Gary said. "Are you sure you'll be all right?" Professor Oak asked, helping Delia into her coat. "Of course. Now let me chill with my home girls." "Have fun kids!" Delia said. They left the house. "Oh Gary!" said one of the girls. "You're SO cool, you're hot!" "I'm even hotter in bed. Who has number 1?" Gary called out to the girls in the house. "I do! I do!" she yelled. "Everyone wait their turn and let the rest of the guests in." Gary told the other girls. "Of course, Gary!" They said. Tracy walked through the living room with a bag of Pokemon food. "Hey! Who's this hottie?" One of the girl's said. "Where?" Tracy said, moving his head side to side. "You silly!" said another. "Me???? I'm not a hottie. Gary's the hottie!" Tracy said. "Everyone knows that." Said the first girl. "How about giving me some lovin'?" "I think we're out of it. I'll go check in the kitchen." Tracy said and ran into the kitchen. Tracy set the Pokemon food on the counter He opened up the freezer door and stuck his head in and breathed heavily. "Hey, hon." The girl was back again. "Ack!" Tracy said. He drew his head out of the freezer and it hit the edge. "Oh. Let me take a look at that." The girl said. "Sit on the table." Tracy reluctantly sat on the table. The girl pushed him down on it and jumped up on him. "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!" Tracy yelled. "Aw come on. You'll have fun." She purred. "I'm not like that!!!!!" Tracy wailed.
Gary came out of Professor Oak's room. "Okay! I'm taking numbers 2, 3, and 4!" He called down the stairs. 2 and 4 hurried up the stairs. "Where's number 3?" Gary asked. "She went into the kitchen with that hot black haired kid." 4 said. "Uh oh. Tracy's really not going to like that." Gary said. "Oh well. Number 5!!!!!!" Gary called out. Number 5 ran up the stairs and they went into the bedroom. The door downstairs opened. "Attention ladies! The Brockster is here!" Brock burst into the house. "Was he invited?" One of the girl's whispered, who was holding the guest list. "Nope. But who cares?" said number 17. Then numbers 12, 13,15,17, 20, 22, and 23 all dragged him to the couch. "Finally! The respect I deserve!!!!" Brock said.
Tracy came out of the kitchen crying. "Waaaaaaaaaa!" He sobbed. "Even if you are a crybaby, it was worth it." The girl said. She kissed Tracy in the lips. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" He cried harder. He started to run to the lab. "Brock?" Tracy said, stopping in his tracks. He wiped his face dry of tears. "Hey Tracy. Did you get some loving?" "Not the kind I like." Tracy said, starting to cry again. "It's okay. Maybe she just wasn't the girl for you." "You don't understand!!!!!!" Tracy wailed. "There are no girls for me!!!!! Only guys!!!!!" "You mean you're gay?" Brock said. "Can you tell?" Tracy sniffed. "Well. It does seem strange that you're not flirting with all these beautiful women." Brock waved his hand over the passed out mostly naked girls around him. Tracy covered his eyes. "Aw come on." Brock said. "There must be some.. Guy out there like you." "Like you?" Tracy said. "Well. No. I'm not gay. I like women." Tracy began to cry harder. "No one loves me!!!!!!!" He sobbed. "That's not true. You have lots of good friends. Ash likes you. Misty likes you. Professor Oak likes you. Mrs. Ketchum likes you. Even I like you." "You do?" Tracy said, his eyes going wide. "Wait! I didn't mean it like that!" Brock said. Too late. Tracy had already jumped him.
The Professor and Delia came home around 2 in the morning. They had appetizers, entrees, and dessert at the restaurant. Then they saw 2 movies, each just about 2 and a half hours long. "What the." Professor Oak said. There were overturned lamps and pillows strewn everywhere in the living room and it smelled bad. "Gary's in trouble, isn't he honey?" Delia said. "We'll deal with it in the morning." Professor Oak said. They went up to their room. Gary and Brock were passed out amongst many girls in the bedroom. "Now what?" Delia said. "I don't know. Our house is a mess." "We could always go to my house." Delia said. "Yes Ma'am!" Professor Oak yelled and eagerly pulled her out of the house.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Gary Strikes'