A/N This story is filled with many cameo appearances and some mildly
obscene humor; please understand this story is meant to be comedic and not
offensive. Also, some characters are based on rumors and movies.
In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT -- she wrote that.
Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, and Eye of the Beholder Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask) Fanfic Ewan fans: Aeryn (Kenobi) Grimes, Laura and JapDragon77
A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand
Narrator: Well, let's sum up all that happened shall we? The kids are with Lupin, and the rest. well. are in a porn shop. Hey, you must admit, you KNEW something was bound to happen after the little restaurant scene. Anyways, I wrote this chapter because SOMEONE (coughAeryncough) bugged me enough to do so.
The group all enters the store to look at all the erm. interesting things there were. Everyone but Christian that is, who was lonely and was sitting by the 'Toys' section. He looked around once, then sighed and looked down at the ground. Then a familiar voice came out of nowhere.
Familiar voice: Looking for anything in particular, Christian?
Christian: Oh no. I was just l- BAH!!! Where'd you come from? *Falls on the ground, wide-eyed*
Familiar Person: I work here, the Moulin Rouge got slightly unpopular so I decided to build this little Boutique to make some profit.
Christian: But Satine. you're dead?
Satine: *Cocks an eyebrow* Do I look freakin' dead to you?
Christian: N-no. it's just.
Satine: Look buddy, it's not my fault I'm pale, it's the lighting. Why does everyone think I'm dead? Sure, I died on the movie set. but I am not dead.
Grimes: *Whispers to Christian* We have a major case of PMS here.
Christian: No kidding.
Satine: What?! I DON'T HAVE PMS! WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME BITCH AND WHINE IN PEACE! *Slaps Christian*
(Padmé turns around and looks angry)
Padmé: Hey beeyatch! That's my job!
Satine: Is sooo, like, totally not!
Padmé: Cha! It is!
Satine: You're going down, girlfriend! *Bi*ch slaps Padmé*
Padmé: *Hisses like a cat and ejects claws*
(All of the sudden they're fighting each other)
(Everyone's sitting down with popcorn while bits of hair are flying around)
Aeryn: So. who all agrees we leave?
(Everyone raises hands, leaves store)
Lupin: What did you all buy then?
Everyone: Nothing.
JapDragon77: They all got in a huge hissy fit in there so we just left.
Laura: Yeah, it was pretty crazy, just look in the window and you'll see what I'm talking about. On second thought, don't look in the window.
JapDragon77: By the way, what did you do to the kids; they look a little. um. stoned?
Lupin: (trying to cover up Lucy and Leia who are chasing around 'pink elephants')
Lucy: Pretty little elephants. come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack little elephants.
Leia: No, they're polka-dot. look at the spots!
Lupin: There's nothing wrong with them, they just have wild imaginations is all. *Laughs sheepishly* Heh. heh.
Grimes: They look like they've been smoking or something.
Lupin: What are you talking about? They're fine. Aren't you, Leia- AAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
*Leia's attempting to eat Lupin's arm*
Leia: Don't resist Mr.Gingerbreadman, you're tasty.
Lupin: Stop eating me!
Leia: Yum.
Aeryn: OK, Leia (snickers, trying to hold in the temptation to laugh) get off his arm. (Meanwhile Ewan's on the ground, crying, because he's laughing so hard)
Leia: But mommy, I want 5 cookies. OK, I'll have 3.
Lucy: But I don't want to go school.
Aeryn: Seriously though dude, what did you do to them?
Lupin: Well, I tried to bribe them with candy to calm them down but I accidentally gave them too much, and this is the outcome. (Eyes the kids evilly, looking harassed)
JapDragon77: Bribing? You aren't a very good babysitter, are you?
Laura: You're gonna get the beating of your life when Padmé sees this. (Padmé walks out of the store, fuming)(Satine also walks out) Speak of the devil.
Lupin: *starts whimpering and grabs a hold of Laura* I don't want to die!
Obi Wan: I know this may sound strange. but may the force be with you.
*Padmé walks over to grab her kid*
Padmé: Hi sweetie! (Picks up Leia, who's dribbling uncontrollably all over her) Ick, what's wrong with you? You look stoned. Lupin? Do you know what happened here?
Lupin: No, no I don't, don't know a thing. Me? Uh-uh. Certainly don't.
Padmé: *starting to get POed* Remus.
Lupin: OK! I admit it! I gave her candy! I bribed her to be good! Please don't hurt me! *Has a death grip on Laura now*
They both stare at each other, tension is at an extreme.
Narrator: Well, looks like we have a classic case of a bad babysitter and an angry mom. What'll be the outcome? Will Padmé rip his head off? Will Lupin live to see tomorrow? Will Satine quit her job to join the posse of Ewan? If you want to know this & much more, R & R! If no reviews come, I will be canceling this Ewan series forever. But if reviews do come, I will be continuing this series until I reach Episode 41: The return home. Catchya'll later! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell your pet about this, and don't forget to. Read & Review!
In this story: Ewan McGregor is cast as Professor Lupin, thought I'd say that to lessen the confusion but everyone else are the same. Thank you. My friend Naya-Kenobi requested I cast him in this story. Naya-Kenobi: HE' SOOO HOT -- she wrote that.
Movie characters from: Harry Potter, Star Wars, LOTR, Moulin Rouge, and Eye of the Beholder Musically inclined characters: Sum 41, Linkin Park (don't ask) Fanfic Ewan fans: Aeryn (Kenobi) Grimes, Laura and JapDragon77
A/N If you haven't seen these movies/heard of these people you won't understand
Narrator: Well, let's sum up all that happened shall we? The kids are with Lupin, and the rest. well. are in a porn shop. Hey, you must admit, you KNEW something was bound to happen after the little restaurant scene. Anyways, I wrote this chapter because SOMEONE (coughAeryncough) bugged me enough to do so.
The group all enters the store to look at all the erm. interesting things there were. Everyone but Christian that is, who was lonely and was sitting by the 'Toys' section. He looked around once, then sighed and looked down at the ground. Then a familiar voice came out of nowhere.
Familiar voice: Looking for anything in particular, Christian?
Christian: Oh no. I was just l- BAH!!! Where'd you come from? *Falls on the ground, wide-eyed*
Familiar Person: I work here, the Moulin Rouge got slightly unpopular so I decided to build this little Boutique to make some profit.
Christian: But Satine. you're dead?
Satine: *Cocks an eyebrow* Do I look freakin' dead to you?
Christian: N-no. it's just.
Satine: Look buddy, it's not my fault I'm pale, it's the lighting. Why does everyone think I'm dead? Sure, I died on the movie set. but I am not dead.
Grimes: *Whispers to Christian* We have a major case of PMS here.
Christian: No kidding.
Satine: What?! I DON'T HAVE PMS! WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET ME BITCH AND WHINE IN PEACE! *Slaps Christian*
(Padmé turns around and looks angry)
Padmé: Hey beeyatch! That's my job!
Satine: Is sooo, like, totally not!
Padmé: Cha! It is!
Satine: You're going down, girlfriend! *Bi*ch slaps Padmé*
Padmé: *Hisses like a cat and ejects claws*
(All of the sudden they're fighting each other)
(Everyone's sitting down with popcorn while bits of hair are flying around)
Aeryn: So. who all agrees we leave?
(Everyone raises hands, leaves store)
Lupin: What did you all buy then?
Everyone: Nothing.
JapDragon77: They all got in a huge hissy fit in there so we just left.
Laura: Yeah, it was pretty crazy, just look in the window and you'll see what I'm talking about. On second thought, don't look in the window.
JapDragon77: By the way, what did you do to the kids; they look a little. um. stoned?
Lupin: (trying to cover up Lucy and Leia who are chasing around 'pink elephants')
Lucy: Pretty little elephants. come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack little elephants.
Leia: No, they're polka-dot. look at the spots!
Lupin: There's nothing wrong with them, they just have wild imaginations is all. *Laughs sheepishly* Heh. heh.
Grimes: They look like they've been smoking or something.
Lupin: What are you talking about? They're fine. Aren't you, Leia- AAAH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
*Leia's attempting to eat Lupin's arm*
Leia: Don't resist Mr.Gingerbreadman, you're tasty.
Lupin: Stop eating me!
Leia: Yum.
Aeryn: OK, Leia (snickers, trying to hold in the temptation to laugh) get off his arm. (Meanwhile Ewan's on the ground, crying, because he's laughing so hard)
Leia: But mommy, I want 5 cookies. OK, I'll have 3.
Lucy: But I don't want to go school.
Aeryn: Seriously though dude, what did you do to them?
Lupin: Well, I tried to bribe them with candy to calm them down but I accidentally gave them too much, and this is the outcome. (Eyes the kids evilly, looking harassed)
JapDragon77: Bribing? You aren't a very good babysitter, are you?
Laura: You're gonna get the beating of your life when Padmé sees this. (Padmé walks out of the store, fuming)(Satine also walks out) Speak of the devil.
Lupin: *starts whimpering and grabs a hold of Laura* I don't want to die!
Obi Wan: I know this may sound strange. but may the force be with you.
*Padmé walks over to grab her kid*
Padmé: Hi sweetie! (Picks up Leia, who's dribbling uncontrollably all over her) Ick, what's wrong with you? You look stoned. Lupin? Do you know what happened here?
Lupin: No, no I don't, don't know a thing. Me? Uh-uh. Certainly don't.
Padmé: *starting to get POed* Remus.
Lupin: OK! I admit it! I gave her candy! I bribed her to be good! Please don't hurt me! *Has a death grip on Laura now*
They both stare at each other, tension is at an extreme.
Narrator: Well, looks like we have a classic case of a bad babysitter and an angry mom. What'll be the outcome? Will Padmé rip his head off? Will Lupin live to see tomorrow? Will Satine quit her job to join the posse of Ewan? If you want to know this & much more, R & R! If no reviews come, I will be canceling this Ewan series forever. But if reviews do come, I will be continuing this series until I reach Episode 41: The return home. Catchya'll later! Tell your friends, tell your family, tell your pet about this, and don't forget to. Read & Review!