Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Not Quite Sunny-Side Up'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Ash returned with another Technicolor Pokeball.
"Let's hope they don't go at it again, or I'll develop lumbago like Professor Oak with the weight of the Pokeballs in my backpack." He said, catching the eggs in the Pokeball.
Professor Oak hummed a merry tune as he helped Tracy clean up Pokemon shit. "Hey Professor!" Tracy said, lowering his binoculars. "Hey, what? You're supposed to help me clean! It's not that good for my lumbago." "And getting Ash's mom pregnant isn't. I'll help you in a minute. You know I will.." Tracy winked at the Professor. "Ahem. Yes. Now what is it?" "The Pokemon are acting funny." "Funny? How so?" "Well, it's sure making me horny!" Tracy said. "Please!!!!! Don't touch yourself around me!!!!!!!!" Professor Oak whirled around. "I can't help it!!!" Tracy said. "Hand me the binoculars and go in a bush." Professor Oak said. Tracy reluctantly handed the Professor the binoculars and hurried for a closer look and hid in a bush. Professor Oak pulled the sleeves of his lab coat down so he wouldn't have to touch the binoculars with his bare hands. "Hmmmmm. What the." Professor Oak said. He scanned around the entire area. Since Professor Oak and Tracy, mainly Professor Oak, were cleaning the exhibits, they had herded all the pokemon into fenced in areas. And now they were all humping each other. But Pokemon mating season wasn't until the fall. "Stop!!!!! Stop stop stop!!!!!!" Professor Oak said, running to the nearest exhibit, which held Fire Pokemon. A bunch of Growlithes and Arcanine's were trying to do the dirty with a Ninetales. The Pokemon kept on going. "Oh this is a disaster!!!!!" Professor Oak wailed. "I better call the Viridian City Nurse Joy. She should be here pretty soon, since the border of the Pokemon inhabitant area is so close to there.." Professor Oak ran inside the house to get his cell phone.
Nurse Joy came just in time. "Oh dear me!!!" Nurse Joy said. "I don't know what's wrong? The Pokemon everywhere near here are being affected!" "Hmmmmmm.." There were loud noises coming from the Electric Pokemon exhibit. "Oh no!" Professor Oak yelled. Two Electrodes had self-destructed. Suddenly, all was quiet. "They stopped." Nurse Joy said. "It's a good thing too." "I'll keep an eye on them." Professor Oak said. "I need to make sure the Pokemon at the Poke center didn't get out of their confinements and destroy the place." Nurse Joy hurried back. Delia came outside. "Honey? Is everything okay?" She asked. "Well, the Pokemon started to act funny for about 3 minutes, and then they stopped." "Hmmm. Everything looks fine. I don't think we'll have a problem." She hugged his arm. "Where's Tracy? I thought you guys were supposed to be cleaning up the areas." "Well, we were. Until Tracy had a problem." "He did? Is he okay?" Tracy then came up. "Whoooooooo!" He said. "That was sure fun." Professor Oak nearly threw up.
Ash, Brock, Misty, and Bobby were eating lunch at the Pokemon center, while they waited for their Pokemon to be healed so they could get their next Pokemon badge. "I wonder how long it's going to take until we reach Indigo Plateau again." Ash said. "You remember what Professor Oak said. A long time. About 9 months." "I suggest that we stay in Pallet Town for a while so you can train." Brock suggested. "That'll be good." "Okay." Ash said.
Later, Ash was prancing around. "I got a Glacier badge! I got a Glacier badge!" "So did I." Bobby said. Ash stopped his dancing. "It's not a big deal." Bobby said. "What should we do now?" "Why don't we go up to Lake of Rage and camp out there for a couple of days." Misty suggested. "Sounds like fun." Brock agreed. So they planned to leave the next morning. In their room at the Pokemon center, Ash let out his pokemon and put the collars that stopped them from humping people on them. Ash and Bobby took out the Technicolor Pokeballs and took out all the eggs. Ash's Pokemon, Pikachu, and Vulpix curled around them to incubate them "Great Ash. Now we can't even get into the room." Misty said, who was back from the bathroom and couldn't make her way to her bed since there were so many eggs and Pokemon on the floor. "Uhhh." Ash still needed to use the restroom and couldn't exit the room. Bobby and Brock came along. "Maybe it would be better if we kept the eggs in our beds with us. We could incubate them that way." Brock suggested. "Okay." Ash said. He recalled his Pokemon and people were able to come into the room.
The next day, at Professor Oak's house, Delia was up making breakfast. Professor Oak trudged down in fuzzy slippers. "Hi honey! Did you know that it hailed last night?" Delia asked. "No. Perhaps it was because we were being too loud in bed to hear." "I don't see why we couldn't have heard it. They're the size of eggs!!! And sweetie, how to you want your eggs." "Sunny side up." Professor Oak said. He looked at the hailstone. "What the.. Dear, that's not a hailstone. That's a Pokemon Egg! Where did you find it?" "Outside, with all the other hailstones. Are you sure it's an egg?" Delia gave Professor Oak his plate of waffles. "I'm sure." Professor Oak looked out the sliding glass doors. "Oh my fudge hinky doodles!!!!" He yelled and ran to the door. "Ah! My lumbago!" He said when he had reached there. "Oh dear!" Delia said. The entire backyard was filled with Pokemon eggs of different colors. "Nurse Joy said that nothing was wrong with the Pokemon." Delia said. "Well, I guess what the Pokemon were doing yesterday made all the eggs." Professor Oak said. "Whoa!" Tracy said as he walked in from his bed on the couch. "That's a lot of eggs." Gary said. 'That means more Pokemon to use my whoopee cushion on.' He thought.
Ash woke up early in the morning. Pikachu was still sleeping next to him. Ash lifted the covers off the bed to check on the eggs. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He screamed. Everyone woke up. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Misty screamed. "What? What?" Brock asked, rubbing his eyes. He too peeked under the covers. "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!" He cooed. He picked up a baby Vulpix. "How cute." Brock said. "Wow! The eggs hatched!!!!" Bobby said, picking up a Meowth. His Vulpix had woken up and was nuzzling her babies. "Dude!!! They had them like, 2 days ago!" "In Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal, the eggs hatch within hours." Brock said. "That's it!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to go out and buy myself a Game Boy and a Pokemon Gold game." Ash said. "They're so cuddly!!!!!" Misty squealed, hugging the baby Pokemon that were in her bed.
Ash stormed over to the nearest toy store and bought a Game Boy and a Pokemon Gold game. As they walked along, Ash was glued to the game. "Dude!!!!! This is so much fun!!!" He said. As they continued on, Ash kept on tripping on an occasional baby Vulpix or Meowth that were trotting along behind Bobby's Vulpix. "Ash! Be careful!!!!!" Misty said. "What?" Ash said, as he moved the controllers. "Ugh.. Never mind." She said.
Gary was talking on the phone while Professor Oak, Delia, and Tracy tried to separate the eggs that had overflowed from the Pokemon exhibits and give them to their rightful mothers. "No, I love you. Noooo, I love you more. Nooooooooo, I love you more. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I love you more." Gary was saying. Tracy came in to get some water. "Oh Gary!!! I knew you loved me!" Tracy said. "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Gary said, fleeing the room. "Gotta go, babe. I need to plan my revenge." Gary hung up and blew up his whoopee cushion and began his attack.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Gary Strikes Back'
'Not Quite Sunny-Side Up'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Ash returned with another Technicolor Pokeball.
"Let's hope they don't go at it again, or I'll develop lumbago like Professor Oak with the weight of the Pokeballs in my backpack." He said, catching the eggs in the Pokeball.
Professor Oak hummed a merry tune as he helped Tracy clean up Pokemon shit. "Hey Professor!" Tracy said, lowering his binoculars. "Hey, what? You're supposed to help me clean! It's not that good for my lumbago." "And getting Ash's mom pregnant isn't. I'll help you in a minute. You know I will.." Tracy winked at the Professor. "Ahem. Yes. Now what is it?" "The Pokemon are acting funny." "Funny? How so?" "Well, it's sure making me horny!" Tracy said. "Please!!!!! Don't touch yourself around me!!!!!!!!" Professor Oak whirled around. "I can't help it!!!" Tracy said. "Hand me the binoculars and go in a bush." Professor Oak said. Tracy reluctantly handed the Professor the binoculars and hurried for a closer look and hid in a bush. Professor Oak pulled the sleeves of his lab coat down so he wouldn't have to touch the binoculars with his bare hands. "Hmmmmm. What the." Professor Oak said. He scanned around the entire area. Since Professor Oak and Tracy, mainly Professor Oak, were cleaning the exhibits, they had herded all the pokemon into fenced in areas. And now they were all humping each other. But Pokemon mating season wasn't until the fall. "Stop!!!!! Stop stop stop!!!!!!" Professor Oak said, running to the nearest exhibit, which held Fire Pokemon. A bunch of Growlithes and Arcanine's were trying to do the dirty with a Ninetales. The Pokemon kept on going. "Oh this is a disaster!!!!!" Professor Oak wailed. "I better call the Viridian City Nurse Joy. She should be here pretty soon, since the border of the Pokemon inhabitant area is so close to there.." Professor Oak ran inside the house to get his cell phone.
Nurse Joy came just in time. "Oh dear me!!!" Nurse Joy said. "I don't know what's wrong? The Pokemon everywhere near here are being affected!" "Hmmmmmm.." There were loud noises coming from the Electric Pokemon exhibit. "Oh no!" Professor Oak yelled. Two Electrodes had self-destructed. Suddenly, all was quiet. "They stopped." Nurse Joy said. "It's a good thing too." "I'll keep an eye on them." Professor Oak said. "I need to make sure the Pokemon at the Poke center didn't get out of their confinements and destroy the place." Nurse Joy hurried back. Delia came outside. "Honey? Is everything okay?" She asked. "Well, the Pokemon started to act funny for about 3 minutes, and then they stopped." "Hmmm. Everything looks fine. I don't think we'll have a problem." She hugged his arm. "Where's Tracy? I thought you guys were supposed to be cleaning up the areas." "Well, we were. Until Tracy had a problem." "He did? Is he okay?" Tracy then came up. "Whoooooooo!" He said. "That was sure fun." Professor Oak nearly threw up.
Ash, Brock, Misty, and Bobby were eating lunch at the Pokemon center, while they waited for their Pokemon to be healed so they could get their next Pokemon badge. "I wonder how long it's going to take until we reach Indigo Plateau again." Ash said. "You remember what Professor Oak said. A long time. About 9 months." "I suggest that we stay in Pallet Town for a while so you can train." Brock suggested. "That'll be good." "Okay." Ash said.
Later, Ash was prancing around. "I got a Glacier badge! I got a Glacier badge!" "So did I." Bobby said. Ash stopped his dancing. "It's not a big deal." Bobby said. "What should we do now?" "Why don't we go up to Lake of Rage and camp out there for a couple of days." Misty suggested. "Sounds like fun." Brock agreed. So they planned to leave the next morning. In their room at the Pokemon center, Ash let out his pokemon and put the collars that stopped them from humping people on them. Ash and Bobby took out the Technicolor Pokeballs and took out all the eggs. Ash's Pokemon, Pikachu, and Vulpix curled around them to incubate them "Great Ash. Now we can't even get into the room." Misty said, who was back from the bathroom and couldn't make her way to her bed since there were so many eggs and Pokemon on the floor. "Uhhh." Ash still needed to use the restroom and couldn't exit the room. Bobby and Brock came along. "Maybe it would be better if we kept the eggs in our beds with us. We could incubate them that way." Brock suggested. "Okay." Ash said. He recalled his Pokemon and people were able to come into the room.
The next day, at Professor Oak's house, Delia was up making breakfast. Professor Oak trudged down in fuzzy slippers. "Hi honey! Did you know that it hailed last night?" Delia asked. "No. Perhaps it was because we were being too loud in bed to hear." "I don't see why we couldn't have heard it. They're the size of eggs!!! And sweetie, how to you want your eggs." "Sunny side up." Professor Oak said. He looked at the hailstone. "What the.. Dear, that's not a hailstone. That's a Pokemon Egg! Where did you find it?" "Outside, with all the other hailstones. Are you sure it's an egg?" Delia gave Professor Oak his plate of waffles. "I'm sure." Professor Oak looked out the sliding glass doors. "Oh my fudge hinky doodles!!!!" He yelled and ran to the door. "Ah! My lumbago!" He said when he had reached there. "Oh dear!" Delia said. The entire backyard was filled with Pokemon eggs of different colors. "Nurse Joy said that nothing was wrong with the Pokemon." Delia said. "Well, I guess what the Pokemon were doing yesterday made all the eggs." Professor Oak said. "Whoa!" Tracy said as he walked in from his bed on the couch. "That's a lot of eggs." Gary said. 'That means more Pokemon to use my whoopee cushion on.' He thought.
Ash woke up early in the morning. Pikachu was still sleeping next to him. Ash lifted the covers off the bed to check on the eggs. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He screamed. Everyone woke up. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Misty screamed. "What? What?" Brock asked, rubbing his eyes. He too peeked under the covers. "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!" He cooed. He picked up a baby Vulpix. "How cute." Brock said. "Wow! The eggs hatched!!!!" Bobby said, picking up a Meowth. His Vulpix had woken up and was nuzzling her babies. "Dude!!! They had them like, 2 days ago!" "In Pokemon Gold, Silver, and Crystal, the eggs hatch within hours." Brock said. "That's it!!!!!!!!!! I'm going to go out and buy myself a Game Boy and a Pokemon Gold game." Ash said. "They're so cuddly!!!!!" Misty squealed, hugging the baby Pokemon that were in her bed.
Ash stormed over to the nearest toy store and bought a Game Boy and a Pokemon Gold game. As they walked along, Ash was glued to the game. "Dude!!!!! This is so much fun!!!" He said. As they continued on, Ash kept on tripping on an occasional baby Vulpix or Meowth that were trotting along behind Bobby's Vulpix. "Ash! Be careful!!!!!" Misty said. "What?" Ash said, as he moved the controllers. "Ugh.. Never mind." She said.
Gary was talking on the phone while Professor Oak, Delia, and Tracy tried to separate the eggs that had overflowed from the Pokemon exhibits and give them to their rightful mothers. "No, I love you. Noooo, I love you more. Nooooooooo, I love you more. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I love you more." Gary was saying. Tracy came in to get some water. "Oh Gary!!! I knew you loved me!" Tracy said. "Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Gary said, fleeing the room. "Gotta go, babe. I need to plan my revenge." Gary hung up and blew up his whoopee cushion and began his attack.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Gary Strikes Back'