Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Gary Strikes Back'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Gary casually walked through the house. When no one was looking, he quickly hid it behind a pillow on the couch.
"Yeah!!!!! Come on Marril!" Tracy said, coming down the hall. "Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat is on!" "Marril Mar!!!!" Marril said. Tracy grabbed the remote off of the table and tuned in to PBS. He sat down and leaned back.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! !!!!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion. "MARRIL!!!!" Marril said, falling off the couch. "It wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!" Tracey said. "Marril." Marill stalked off. "But you'll miss 'Sagwa'!!!!" Tracey said. Gary walked in. "Hey Tracey. Whatcha watchin'?" Gary then paused, pretending he smelled something nasty. "Oh god man!!! What did you eat this morning? A bean burrito?" "No. Toast." Tracey said. "Sure." Gary said. As he walked off, he thought to himself. 'Too bad I had that hot pimpin' date last night and couldn't whoopee more people then.' Tracey watched Sagwa and left the room. Gary then gathered his weapon and launched his next attack.
Team Rocket took time off of their non-busy schedule to visit Giovanni. "Hello Boss." James said, timidly. "Yeah, what is it?" Giovanni said, removing the bong hose from his lips. "Uhhh. Well. We did manage to catch Pikachu." Jessie said. "And.." "We lost him." James said. "You what?" Giovanni said. "It wasn't our fault! We were trying to use him as a hump buddie, but he didn't want to, so he got away!" James wailed. "You imbeciles! You were supposed to catch Pikachu for me so he could be MY hump buddie. "We're sorry your grace." Jessie said, bowing. "Forgive!" James said, also bowing. "Welllllll, okay." Giovanni took a long draw on his bong. "Aaaaaaaaaaah." Giovanni sighed. "Where's Meowth?" "I think he stayed in Mahogany Town." Jessie said. "*sssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkk* Why?" "He found a girlfriend and they keep doing the dirty." James said. "I see.. Speaking of doing the dirty, I'm late for a humping appointment with my Persian. You are dismissed." Giovanni said. Jessie fled the room as Giovanni zipped down his zipper. "Come ON James!!!!!" Jessie said, jumping back into the room and grabbing his arm. James made a little noise as Jessie dragged him out of the room.
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Ash and his friends hiked up to the Lake of Rage. They had rented a cabin and decided to unpack their belongings and look around. "Now, Pikachu. I want you to help Vulpix baby-sit the baby pokemon." Ash said, detaching a Meowth from the back of his shirt. "Pika Pi!" Pikachu said. "Be good." Ash said. They left the cabin. "Wow. The scenery is really pretty here." Misty said. "That's not the only thing pretty here!!!!" Brock said. "Check out the girls!!!!!!!" Brock zoomed ahead and confronted some girls. "Heeeeyyyy Baby." Brock said. "Like, EW!" The girls said and ran away. "That sucks." Brock said, returning to his friends. "Bad people suck, good people swallow." Ash said. Misty smacked him in the stomach. "Owwww!!!!" He moaned. "Serves you right." Misty said.
Gary acted calmer than ever as he entered the kitchen. Mimie was mopping the floor. Gary carefully set the whoopee cushion down in the bucket. He had tied small rocks to it. "Hey!!! Silent clown thing!!! You missed a spot!" Gary said, pointing to the floor. "MIME!" Mimie said. The Pokemon ran to the bucket and plunged its mop inside of it. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT" went the whoopee cushion, sending bubbles up to the top of the bucket. "Mimie!!!!!!!" Delia said as she passed by the kitchen. "Shame on you!" "Mime Mr. Mime!!!!!!!!" Mimie said. "Sure. " Gary said. "Whoever denied it, supplied it." Gary grabbed an apple from a basket on the counter and left the kitchen. When Mimie turned around, Gary retrieved his whoopee cushion. He dried it off and took of the weights. "Tee hee hee hee." Gary said. He ran upstairs. Tracy was doing something not nice in the bathroom. Delia was preparing to come up the stairs to gather clothes for the laundry. "Now or never." Gary said. He pressed the whoopee cushion outside the bathroom door. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!" "Tracy!!!!!!!!! Do you need some 'Gas-X'?" Delia asked, coming to the bathroom door. Gary had darted inside his room and was listening in. He pressed the whoopee cushion again. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" "Tracy!!! I'll go get you some 'Gas-X'. Okay?" Delia asked. There was a rustle of pages from the bathroom as Tracy dropped his Abercrombie and Fitch magazine. "It's not me Mrs. Ketchum!!!!" Tracy said. "Then what's with all the poofies?" 'Poofies?' Thought Gary. "You mean the farting?" Tracy asked. "Yes. That. Some 'Gas-X' will stop your poofies." Delia went back downstairs and came back with some Gas-X. While she had been gone, Gary had pressed the whoopee cushion 3 more times. Delia slipped a pill under the door to the bathroom. "Tracy, take the pill." "Okay.." Tracy said. There was the sound of running water. "I took it." He called. "That's a good boy." Delia said. She went to get the laundry. Gary's phone rang. "Hello?" "Hey babe. It's me." Said the girl on the other line. "Oh! Hi toots." "What are you doing?" "Playing pranks." Gary said. "Sounds like fun. Wanna come to Viridian City for Ice Cream?" "Sure. I'll be there in a few." Gary hung up and hopped in his Homie Buster-Mobile and headed to Viridian city.
Gary stopped by the Viridian City Police Station. "Hey Officer Jen!" Gary yelled. "It's Officer JENNY." Officer Jenny said. "That's what I said." Gary said. "Listen, there's been a report of some kids going at it in the forest and it's disrupting the journeys of young Pokemon Trainers." Gary said. "Really?" Officer Jenny said. "I'll call the Viridian Forest land keeper." Officer Jenny went over to the phone. Quickly, Gary set the whoopee cushion on the chair in front of the videophone. "Hello?" said the land keeper. Officer Jenny sat down.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion. "Oh goodness!!!" Officer Jenny said. She stood up in fright. Gary grabbed the whoopee cushion and ran out. He hopped in his car and drove away. His next stop was the Poke Center. "Nurse Joy!!! How good to see you!!!!" Gary said. "Hello." Nurse Joy said. "Could you heal my balls?" Gary asked. "EXCUSE ME?" Nurse Joy said. "My pokemon!!!! Geez lady, what did you think I said?" Gary said innocently. The Chansey behind the counter gave him a weird look. Gary handed the Pokeballs to the Chansey who handed them to Nurse Joy. When they weren't looking, Gary dropped the whoopee cushion behind the counter. "Chan-" "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion. "Chansey!!!!!!" Nurse Joy said. "Chansey.." The Chansey apologized. "Chansey, I can't have you stinking up the lobby. Go check on the other Pokemon." Nurse Joy said. After Chansey left and Nurse Joy's back was still turned monitoring the progress of Gary's Pokemon, he snuck behind the counter, blew up the whoopee cushion, and set it near Nurse Joy. Gary zipped back to the front of the counter. "All right. Your pokemon are healed. Have a nice-"
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion as Nurse Joy stepped on it. Nurse Joy went red. "Thanks!" Gary said. Nurse Joy turned to help a different trainer, who was reluctant to give her his poke balls. Gary snuck back behind the counter once more and grabbed his whoopee cushion.
After Gary had ice cream with his girlfriend, he headed back home. He decided to go to the lab to try to play a whoopee cushion prank on Professor Oak. He paused on the lab stairs. "Oh Samuel!!" Mrs. Ketchum was saying. "Eeeeeeeee. I want your tomatoes!!!!" Professor Oak said "Why don't we go upstairs?" Delia suggested. Gary grinned and ran up to his grandfather's room and placed his whoopee cushion under the covers of the bed. Gary then ran into his room and waited. He heard them come upstairs and their bedroom door slam. "Three.. Two. One!" Gary counted to himself.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" "Samuel!!!!!! I didn't think you were this bad in bed!" Delia said. "But Delia!!! I'm not! Really!!! I don't know what happened!" "You did a poofie!!!!! That's what!!!" "I still want your tomatoes!!!!!" Professor Oak whined. "Oooookay." Delia said. Gary snickered.
Later, Delia said that they would go to 'Applebee's' for dinner. Ash had called earlier to give her their cabin phone number. After she and Professor Oak had had their fun, she had left a message at the cabin telling them to come to dinner with them. So they waited for Ash to call them back.
"Wow!!! I didn't think that scenic tour would be so long." Misty said, once they got back to their cabin. "I'm ready to eat." Ash said. Brock turned their cabin key in the lock. The door opened. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ash screamed. Pikachu looked up and paused in his humping of Bobby's Vulpix. There were already 14 new eggs on the floor, some which were yellow with black electric stripes on them. "Pika!!!!!!!!" Pikachu said. "No! I won't let you finish!!!!!" Ash said. "Get off NOW!!!!!" Pikachu turned up it's nose and finished his job. "EWWWWWWWWW!" Misty had fled to the trees by thee cabin. "I'm sorry, Bobby! I didn't think Pikachu would do that." Ash apologized to Bobby. "That's okay. I didn't think any of us were expecting that. Suddenly a bright flash of light streamed through the cabin windows. "I guess he's done." Brock said. They went inside to find a fried Vulpix and a passed out Pikachu. "I wonder where all the other baby pokemon are." Bobby said. "I know." Misty said. Through the open door that led to the bedroom, they could see shivering, scared, lumps under the blankets that could only be the baby Pokemon. "Someone left a message. Bobby said, laying his Vulpix on the couch. Bobby pressed the machine. "Hi Ash!! It's me, Mommy. I want you and your friends to come to dinner with us!!!! Professor Oak will send some flying Pokemon to get you to Pallet Town on time. Bye dear!!!!" The machine beeped. "Okay. That sounds cool." Ash said. He called Professor Oak. Professor Oak sent them the Pokemon and soon after, Brock, Misty, Ash, and Bobby left for Pallet Town. Ash had put Pikachu in his Pokeball so nothing bad happened. As they were flying along on Pidgeots, Ash asked Brock if he was sure that he remembered to lock the cabin door. "Of course!!!" Brock said. But as they touched down in Pallet Town, Brock remembered. He hadn't.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Explaining the Birds and the Applebee's'
'Gary Strikes Back'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Gary casually walked through the house. When no one was looking, he quickly hid it behind a pillow on the couch.
"Yeah!!!!! Come on Marril!" Tracy said, coming down the hall. "Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat is on!" "Marril Mar!!!!" Marril said. Tracy grabbed the remote off of the table and tuned in to PBS. He sat down and leaned back.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! !!!!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion. "MARRIL!!!!" Marril said, falling off the couch. "It wasn't me!!!!!!!!!!" Tracey said. "Marril." Marill stalked off. "But you'll miss 'Sagwa'!!!!" Tracey said. Gary walked in. "Hey Tracey. Whatcha watchin'?" Gary then paused, pretending he smelled something nasty. "Oh god man!!! What did you eat this morning? A bean burrito?" "No. Toast." Tracey said. "Sure." Gary said. As he walked off, he thought to himself. 'Too bad I had that hot pimpin' date last night and couldn't whoopee more people then.' Tracey watched Sagwa and left the room. Gary then gathered his weapon and launched his next attack.
Team Rocket took time off of their non-busy schedule to visit Giovanni. "Hello Boss." James said, timidly. "Yeah, what is it?" Giovanni said, removing the bong hose from his lips. "Uhhh. Well. We did manage to catch Pikachu." Jessie said. "And.." "We lost him." James said. "You what?" Giovanni said. "It wasn't our fault! We were trying to use him as a hump buddie, but he didn't want to, so he got away!" James wailed. "You imbeciles! You were supposed to catch Pikachu for me so he could be MY hump buddie. "We're sorry your grace." Jessie said, bowing. "Forgive!" James said, also bowing. "Welllllll, okay." Giovanni took a long draw on his bong. "Aaaaaaaaaaah." Giovanni sighed. "Where's Meowth?" "I think he stayed in Mahogany Town." Jessie said. "*sssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkk* Why?" "He found a girlfriend and they keep doing the dirty." James said. "I see.. Speaking of doing the dirty, I'm late for a humping appointment with my Persian. You are dismissed." Giovanni said. Jessie fled the room as Giovanni zipped down his zipper. "Come ON James!!!!!" Jessie said, jumping back into the room and grabbing his arm. James made a little noise as Jessie dragged him out of the room.
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Ash and his friends hiked up to the Lake of Rage. They had rented a cabin and decided to unpack their belongings and look around. "Now, Pikachu. I want you to help Vulpix baby-sit the baby pokemon." Ash said, detaching a Meowth from the back of his shirt. "Pika Pi!" Pikachu said. "Be good." Ash said. They left the cabin. "Wow. The scenery is really pretty here." Misty said. "That's not the only thing pretty here!!!!" Brock said. "Check out the girls!!!!!!!" Brock zoomed ahead and confronted some girls. "Heeeeyyyy Baby." Brock said. "Like, EW!" The girls said and ran away. "That sucks." Brock said, returning to his friends. "Bad people suck, good people swallow." Ash said. Misty smacked him in the stomach. "Owwww!!!!" He moaned. "Serves you right." Misty said.
Gary acted calmer than ever as he entered the kitchen. Mimie was mopping the floor. Gary carefully set the whoopee cushion down in the bucket. He had tied small rocks to it. "Hey!!! Silent clown thing!!! You missed a spot!" Gary said, pointing to the floor. "MIME!" Mimie said. The Pokemon ran to the bucket and plunged its mop inside of it. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT" went the whoopee cushion, sending bubbles up to the top of the bucket. "Mimie!!!!!!!" Delia said as she passed by the kitchen. "Shame on you!" "Mime Mr. Mime!!!!!!!!" Mimie said. "Sure. " Gary said. "Whoever denied it, supplied it." Gary grabbed an apple from a basket on the counter and left the kitchen. When Mimie turned around, Gary retrieved his whoopee cushion. He dried it off and took of the weights. "Tee hee hee hee." Gary said. He ran upstairs. Tracy was doing something not nice in the bathroom. Delia was preparing to come up the stairs to gather clothes for the laundry. "Now or never." Gary said. He pressed the whoopee cushion outside the bathroom door. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!" "Tracy!!!!!!!!! Do you need some 'Gas-X'?" Delia asked, coming to the bathroom door. Gary had darted inside his room and was listening in. He pressed the whoopee cushion again. "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!" "Tracy!!! I'll go get you some 'Gas-X'. Okay?" Delia asked. There was a rustle of pages from the bathroom as Tracy dropped his Abercrombie and Fitch magazine. "It's not me Mrs. Ketchum!!!!" Tracy said. "Then what's with all the poofies?" 'Poofies?' Thought Gary. "You mean the farting?" Tracy asked. "Yes. That. Some 'Gas-X' will stop your poofies." Delia went back downstairs and came back with some Gas-X. While she had been gone, Gary had pressed the whoopee cushion 3 more times. Delia slipped a pill under the door to the bathroom. "Tracy, take the pill." "Okay.." Tracy said. There was the sound of running water. "I took it." He called. "That's a good boy." Delia said. She went to get the laundry. Gary's phone rang. "Hello?" "Hey babe. It's me." Said the girl on the other line. "Oh! Hi toots." "What are you doing?" "Playing pranks." Gary said. "Sounds like fun. Wanna come to Viridian City for Ice Cream?" "Sure. I'll be there in a few." Gary hung up and hopped in his Homie Buster-Mobile and headed to Viridian city.
Gary stopped by the Viridian City Police Station. "Hey Officer Jen!" Gary yelled. "It's Officer JENNY." Officer Jenny said. "That's what I said." Gary said. "Listen, there's been a report of some kids going at it in the forest and it's disrupting the journeys of young Pokemon Trainers." Gary said. "Really?" Officer Jenny said. "I'll call the Viridian Forest land keeper." Officer Jenny went over to the phone. Quickly, Gary set the whoopee cushion on the chair in front of the videophone. "Hello?" said the land keeper. Officer Jenny sat down.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion. "Oh goodness!!!" Officer Jenny said. She stood up in fright. Gary grabbed the whoopee cushion and ran out. He hopped in his car and drove away. His next stop was the Poke Center. "Nurse Joy!!! How good to see you!!!!" Gary said. "Hello." Nurse Joy said. "Could you heal my balls?" Gary asked. "EXCUSE ME?" Nurse Joy said. "My pokemon!!!! Geez lady, what did you think I said?" Gary said innocently. The Chansey behind the counter gave him a weird look. Gary handed the Pokeballs to the Chansey who handed them to Nurse Joy. When they weren't looking, Gary dropped the whoopee cushion behind the counter. "Chan-" "PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion. "Chansey!!!!!!" Nurse Joy said. "Chansey.." The Chansey apologized. "Chansey, I can't have you stinking up the lobby. Go check on the other Pokemon." Nurse Joy said. After Chansey left and Nurse Joy's back was still turned monitoring the progress of Gary's Pokemon, he snuck behind the counter, blew up the whoopee cushion, and set it near Nurse Joy. Gary zipped back to the front of the counter. "All right. Your pokemon are healed. Have a nice-"
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" went the whoopee cushion as Nurse Joy stepped on it. Nurse Joy went red. "Thanks!" Gary said. Nurse Joy turned to help a different trainer, who was reluctant to give her his poke balls. Gary snuck back behind the counter once more and grabbed his whoopee cushion.
After Gary had ice cream with his girlfriend, he headed back home. He decided to go to the lab to try to play a whoopee cushion prank on Professor Oak. He paused on the lab stairs. "Oh Samuel!!" Mrs. Ketchum was saying. "Eeeeeeeee. I want your tomatoes!!!!" Professor Oak said "Why don't we go upstairs?" Delia suggested. Gary grinned and ran up to his grandfather's room and placed his whoopee cushion under the covers of the bed. Gary then ran into his room and waited. He heard them come upstairs and their bedroom door slam. "Three.. Two. One!" Gary counted to himself.
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!" "Samuel!!!!!! I didn't think you were this bad in bed!" Delia said. "But Delia!!! I'm not! Really!!! I don't know what happened!" "You did a poofie!!!!! That's what!!!" "I still want your tomatoes!!!!!" Professor Oak whined. "Oooookay." Delia said. Gary snickered.
Later, Delia said that they would go to 'Applebee's' for dinner. Ash had called earlier to give her their cabin phone number. After she and Professor Oak had had their fun, she had left a message at the cabin telling them to come to dinner with them. So they waited for Ash to call them back.
"Wow!!! I didn't think that scenic tour would be so long." Misty said, once they got back to their cabin. "I'm ready to eat." Ash said. Brock turned their cabin key in the lock. The door opened. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! PIKACHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ash screamed. Pikachu looked up and paused in his humping of Bobby's Vulpix. There were already 14 new eggs on the floor, some which were yellow with black electric stripes on them. "Pika!!!!!!!!" Pikachu said. "No! I won't let you finish!!!!!" Ash said. "Get off NOW!!!!!" Pikachu turned up it's nose and finished his job. "EWWWWWWWWW!" Misty had fled to the trees by thee cabin. "I'm sorry, Bobby! I didn't think Pikachu would do that." Ash apologized to Bobby. "That's okay. I didn't think any of us were expecting that. Suddenly a bright flash of light streamed through the cabin windows. "I guess he's done." Brock said. They went inside to find a fried Vulpix and a passed out Pikachu. "I wonder where all the other baby pokemon are." Bobby said. "I know." Misty said. Through the open door that led to the bedroom, they could see shivering, scared, lumps under the blankets that could only be the baby Pokemon. "Someone left a message. Bobby said, laying his Vulpix on the couch. Bobby pressed the machine. "Hi Ash!! It's me, Mommy. I want you and your friends to come to dinner with us!!!! Professor Oak will send some flying Pokemon to get you to Pallet Town on time. Bye dear!!!!" The machine beeped. "Okay. That sounds cool." Ash said. He called Professor Oak. Professor Oak sent them the Pokemon and soon after, Brock, Misty, Ash, and Bobby left for Pallet Town. Ash had put Pikachu in his Pokeball so nothing bad happened. As they were flying along on Pidgeots, Ash asked Brock if he was sure that he remembered to lock the cabin door. "Of course!!!" Brock said. But as they touched down in Pallet Town, Brock remembered. He hadn't.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Explaining the Birds and the Applebee's'