Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Happy Hump-Day to you.'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Guess what day it is!!!!!!!" Delia said, prancing in the kitchen. "What?" Professor Oak said. "It's Tracy's birthday!!!!!!! We have to have a surprise party for him" Delia said. She whipped out a piece of paper. "Now, Sam will go shopping with me, while Gary goes and gets the party supplies." She said. "I ain't doin' nothing, ho." Gary said. "YOU WILL DO IT!!!!!!!!" Delia yelled. "With who?" "I mean that you'll go shopping!!!!!!" Delia said. "Now get in the car!" They left as soon as possible. Tracy woke up and came downstairs. "I'm in the mood for cereal." He said. "I wonder where everyone is."
"La la la!!!!!!!!" sang Delia as she pushed the cart down the aisle of the supermarket. "We'll need cake mix, and icing, and candles, and streamers, and balloons, and cups and plates, and party hats, and party favors!!!! Now what should we use for party favors?" "These!" Gary said, running back from the hygiene aisle. He held up a box of condoms. "Okay." Delia said, and added them to the cart. Gary came back with tons of chips and a case of beer. They walked up to the register. "Is someone having a party?" Asked the register man, like they always do if you're buying party items. "Yes. It's a surprise party." Delia said, rummaging in their purse. "What a nice family. Throwing surprise parties." "Family?" Gary said. "Dude, that's my gramps, and that's my rival's mom!!!! And she's pregnant with HIS kid!!" Other people in the line stared. The man went red in embarrassment and gave Delia her change. "Thank you!!!!!!" Delia said. They left the store.
"Hello?" Tracy said, wandering around the house. "Is anyone here?" "Guess not." He said shrugging. "Score!!!!!!" he said and ran to get his stash of porn vids.
"Now, when you go in the house Gary, take Tracy somewhere for a couple of hours so we can get things ready for the party." Delia told Gary as they got out of the van.
Meanwhile inside, Tracy was playing dress up and was making himself pretty with Delia's make-up. "I feel pretty. I feel pretty. And wity. And gay." Tracy sang. He danced downstairs and into the kitchen. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ROBBER!!!!!!!" Delia screamed. She grabbed her purse off the counter and began to beat Tracy. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!" Gary said. "Wait! It's me!!!!!!" Tracy said. "Oh! I'm so sorry dear!!!!!!" Delia said. "It's okay. Do you know what day it is?" He said to everyone in the kitchen. "Uh. Gary? Why don't you take Tracy to Chuck E. Cheeses?" Professor Oak suggested. "Hell no! I ain't taken him anywhere when he's dressed like that." "You can take me to a street corner." Tracy said, nudging Gary. "Get your elbows off of me, fat ass hoar." Gary said. "Gary!" Delia said. "Why don't you take Tracy to.. To. Well, take him somewhere." "I said, I ain't taken no slut anywhere, yo." Gary said. "Tracy." Professor Oak said. "Why don't you change and Gary will take you out for ice cream." "Really? Like a date?" Tracy said, already stripping off his red pumps. "Uh.. Just go change." Professor Oak said.
Jessie and James traveled back to Team Rocket Headquarters. "Boss! Boss! We have Pokemon for you!" Jessie said. She dumped the Pokeballs next to his velvet plush sitting cushion by his bong. "Well done." Giovanni said. "I can train these baby Pokemon to be good hump buddies and sell them for lots of money." He walked over to his bong. "As a reward, you may have a smoke with me." Giovanni said. "We don't do drugs." James said. "Really?" Giovanni said. "Then what would you like as a reward?" "A hump buddie." James said. "Meowth does not cooperate with us." "Of course he doesn't. You never really captured him." Giovanni sucked on his bong. "What type of hump buddie would you like?" "Uhhhhhhhh." James said, looking at Jessie, who was holding Meowth in his cage. "I want a Mewtwo hump buddie!" James declared. "A Mewtwo hump buddie?" Giovanni said. "I'll try to get my scientists to create another one. Now, go and get me some more Pokemon." Jessie and James left.
Ash and his friends went back to the Lake of Rage and decided to go for a swim. "Yay!" Misty said. She immediately locked the boys out of the bathroom and changed into her bathing suit and ran out of the cabin with her Pokemon. "Wow..." Ash said, drooling. "Hey. Don't flood the cabin." Brock said. So they all went out and had fun playing in the water. "Dude!!!!! Give me back my shorts!!!!!" Ash yelled at his new Lickitung, who had rid Ash of his swimming trunks and was running up on land with them. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!" Everyone laughed. "Give those back!!!!!" Misty, Bobby, and Brock ran out of the water and recalled their Pokemon. "This isn't funny! Someone get my shorts!!!!!" His friends fled into the cabin and locked the door. Misty waved his shorts out the window. "Come and get them!!!!" Misty yelled. She closed the window and locked it too. Ash looked around, making sure that no one was around, and ran out of the lake. "Come on guys!!!!! Let me in!!!!!!!!" He yelled, banging his fists on the door. A speedboat came down the lake. A tour lady was talking on a microphone, which echoed across the lake. "The Lake of Rage is said to be the home to a rare Red Gyarados. And to your right is. Oh my!" The tour lady said. "Oooooooooh. Natives!!!!!!!" said an old lady on the tour. Everyone turned to the right side of the boat and began taking pictures of Ash in his birthday suit. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Ash screamed and ran into the trees. "How very native!" said an old man. "Well, and to your left you can see the Lake of Rage's founder's house." After the tour boat left, Misty and the others let Ash in and gave him his shorts.
Gary returned later with Tracy. Everything was ready for his surprise party. "NEVER try to feed me ice cream again, ho bag." Gary said to Tracy as they came in the front door. "SURPRISE!!!!!!" Delia screamed. "Wow! A surprise birthday party for me?" Tracy said. "Come into the kitchen so we can sing to you and you can eat your cake! Then we can watch movies and have chips and dip!" Delia said, pushing Tracy into the kitchen. It was decorated with balloons and streamers. Everyone sang Happy Birthday, including Tracy's Pokemon. Gary barely moved his mouth when he sang. "Thanks so much!" Tracy said. "Blow out the candles!" Professor Oak said. Tracy blew out the candles. "What did you wish for?" Delia asked. "I can't tell you, or it won't come true." Tracy said. "But if it does, I'm gonna like it A LOT!!!!!!!!!!" he winked at Gary. "Oh gross. Just for that, I'm gonna go out and screw my girlfriend so you'll get the point I'll never do anything with you." Gary ran to the phone. "Do you want to open your presents?" Delia asked. "Sure." So Tracy opened his presents. "Wow! A male blow up blow job doll!" Tracy said. "How did that get there?" Delia said, looking at the pile of presents. "We put it there!" said a voice behind the couch. "Who's there?" Professor Oak said. "It is I! Ashley!" A boy jumped out from behind the couch. "And Stacy!!!!!!" Another boy jumped out from behind the couch. "And we are." "The amazing.." "GAY CULT CLUB!" Stacy and Ashley said together.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Tracy and the Gay Cult Club'
'Happy Hump-Day to you.'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Guess what day it is!!!!!!!" Delia said, prancing in the kitchen. "What?" Professor Oak said. "It's Tracy's birthday!!!!!!! We have to have a surprise party for him" Delia said. She whipped out a piece of paper. "Now, Sam will go shopping with me, while Gary goes and gets the party supplies." She said. "I ain't doin' nothing, ho." Gary said. "YOU WILL DO IT!!!!!!!!" Delia yelled. "With who?" "I mean that you'll go shopping!!!!!!" Delia said. "Now get in the car!" They left as soon as possible. Tracy woke up and came downstairs. "I'm in the mood for cereal." He said. "I wonder where everyone is."
"La la la!!!!!!!!" sang Delia as she pushed the cart down the aisle of the supermarket. "We'll need cake mix, and icing, and candles, and streamers, and balloons, and cups and plates, and party hats, and party favors!!!! Now what should we use for party favors?" "These!" Gary said, running back from the hygiene aisle. He held up a box of condoms. "Okay." Delia said, and added them to the cart. Gary came back with tons of chips and a case of beer. They walked up to the register. "Is someone having a party?" Asked the register man, like they always do if you're buying party items. "Yes. It's a surprise party." Delia said, rummaging in their purse. "What a nice family. Throwing surprise parties." "Family?" Gary said. "Dude, that's my gramps, and that's my rival's mom!!!! And she's pregnant with HIS kid!!" Other people in the line stared. The man went red in embarrassment and gave Delia her change. "Thank you!!!!!!" Delia said. They left the store.
"Hello?" Tracy said, wandering around the house. "Is anyone here?" "Guess not." He said shrugging. "Score!!!!!!" he said and ran to get his stash of porn vids.
"Now, when you go in the house Gary, take Tracy somewhere for a couple of hours so we can get things ready for the party." Delia told Gary as they got out of the van.
Meanwhile inside, Tracy was playing dress up and was making himself pretty with Delia's make-up. "I feel pretty. I feel pretty. And wity. And gay." Tracy sang. He danced downstairs and into the kitchen. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! ROBBER!!!!!!!" Delia screamed. She grabbed her purse off the counter and began to beat Tracy. "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! PROSTITUTE!!!!!!!" Gary said. "Wait! It's me!!!!!!" Tracy said. "Oh! I'm so sorry dear!!!!!!" Delia said. "It's okay. Do you know what day it is?" He said to everyone in the kitchen. "Uh. Gary? Why don't you take Tracy to Chuck E. Cheeses?" Professor Oak suggested. "Hell no! I ain't taken him anywhere when he's dressed like that." "You can take me to a street corner." Tracy said, nudging Gary. "Get your elbows off of me, fat ass hoar." Gary said. "Gary!" Delia said. "Why don't you take Tracy to.. To. Well, take him somewhere." "I said, I ain't taken no slut anywhere, yo." Gary said. "Tracy." Professor Oak said. "Why don't you change and Gary will take you out for ice cream." "Really? Like a date?" Tracy said, already stripping off his red pumps. "Uh.. Just go change." Professor Oak said.
Jessie and James traveled back to Team Rocket Headquarters. "Boss! Boss! We have Pokemon for you!" Jessie said. She dumped the Pokeballs next to his velvet plush sitting cushion by his bong. "Well done." Giovanni said. "I can train these baby Pokemon to be good hump buddies and sell them for lots of money." He walked over to his bong. "As a reward, you may have a smoke with me." Giovanni said. "We don't do drugs." James said. "Really?" Giovanni said. "Then what would you like as a reward?" "A hump buddie." James said. "Meowth does not cooperate with us." "Of course he doesn't. You never really captured him." Giovanni sucked on his bong. "What type of hump buddie would you like?" "Uhhhhhhhh." James said, looking at Jessie, who was holding Meowth in his cage. "I want a Mewtwo hump buddie!" James declared. "A Mewtwo hump buddie?" Giovanni said. "I'll try to get my scientists to create another one. Now, go and get me some more Pokemon." Jessie and James left.
Ash and his friends went back to the Lake of Rage and decided to go for a swim. "Yay!" Misty said. She immediately locked the boys out of the bathroom and changed into her bathing suit and ran out of the cabin with her Pokemon. "Wow..." Ash said, drooling. "Hey. Don't flood the cabin." Brock said. So they all went out and had fun playing in the water. "Dude!!!!! Give me back my shorts!!!!!" Ash yelled at his new Lickitung, who had rid Ash of his swimming trunks and was running up on land with them. "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!" Everyone laughed. "Give those back!!!!!" Misty, Bobby, and Brock ran out of the water and recalled their Pokemon. "This isn't funny! Someone get my shorts!!!!!" His friends fled into the cabin and locked the door. Misty waved his shorts out the window. "Come and get them!!!!" Misty yelled. She closed the window and locked it too. Ash looked around, making sure that no one was around, and ran out of the lake. "Come on guys!!!!! Let me in!!!!!!!!" He yelled, banging his fists on the door. A speedboat came down the lake. A tour lady was talking on a microphone, which echoed across the lake. "The Lake of Rage is said to be the home to a rare Red Gyarados. And to your right is. Oh my!" The tour lady said. "Oooooooooh. Natives!!!!!!!" said an old lady on the tour. Everyone turned to the right side of the boat and began taking pictures of Ash in his birthday suit. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Ash screamed and ran into the trees. "How very native!" said an old man. "Well, and to your left you can see the Lake of Rage's founder's house." After the tour boat left, Misty and the others let Ash in and gave him his shorts.
Gary returned later with Tracy. Everything was ready for his surprise party. "NEVER try to feed me ice cream again, ho bag." Gary said to Tracy as they came in the front door. "SURPRISE!!!!!!" Delia screamed. "Wow! A surprise birthday party for me?" Tracy said. "Come into the kitchen so we can sing to you and you can eat your cake! Then we can watch movies and have chips and dip!" Delia said, pushing Tracy into the kitchen. It was decorated with balloons and streamers. Everyone sang Happy Birthday, including Tracy's Pokemon. Gary barely moved his mouth when he sang. "Thanks so much!" Tracy said. "Blow out the candles!" Professor Oak said. Tracy blew out the candles. "What did you wish for?" Delia asked. "I can't tell you, or it won't come true." Tracy said. "But if it does, I'm gonna like it A LOT!!!!!!!!!!" he winked at Gary. "Oh gross. Just for that, I'm gonna go out and screw my girlfriend so you'll get the point I'll never do anything with you." Gary ran to the phone. "Do you want to open your presents?" Delia asked. "Sure." So Tracy opened his presents. "Wow! A male blow up blow job doll!" Tracy said. "How did that get there?" Delia said, looking at the pile of presents. "We put it there!" said a voice behind the couch. "Who's there?" Professor Oak said. "It is I! Ashley!" A boy jumped out from behind the couch. "And Stacy!!!!!!" Another boy jumped out from behind the couch. "And we are." "The amazing.." "GAY CULT CLUB!" Stacy and Ashley said together.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Tracy and the Gay Cult Club'