Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Tracy and the Gay Cult Club'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"The what?" Professor Oak asked. "The Gay Cult Club! We are gay and proud!" Ashley said. "I'm proud to be gay." Stacy said. "I want to be proud, too!" Tracy said. "Good. We have had our eye on you." Stacy said. "We need another player for the annual 'Gay and Lesbian Baseball Game'!" "Wow! I love baseball!!!!!" Tracy said. He turned to Professor Oak. "PPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE? Can I join?" Tracy asked the Professor and Delia. "Sure, dear. If it's what you want." Delia said. "Yay!!!!!!!! Group hug!" Ashley yelled. The three boys embraced. Professor Oak shook his head.
The next day was the 'Gay and Lesbian Baseball Game'. Professor Oak and Delia sat on the metal bleachers. Delia had a cooler full of juice and sandwiches. "Gary! Come sit by us!" Delia said. Gary was sitting far away on the other side of the bench. "Okay. Fine." Gary slid down.
Meanwhile, Tracy, Ashley, and Stacy were singing their version of 'Take me out to the ball game'. "Take.. me out to the BALL game." "Take me out to the CROWD!" "Give me a p**** and please touch my Jack." "So it's root, root, root, for the HO team." "If they don't win it's a shame!!!!!" "Cuz it's 1! 2! 3 pimps you're out at the ol' BALL game!!!!!"
"That was so embarrassing." Gary said. "Cheer up. Baseball games are supposed to be fun." Delia told him. "Yeah. This one isn't. All the hot girls only like girls and not boys. So I don't have a chance." "It's starting!" Professor Oak said. The girls were up to bat first. "Swing! Batta, batta!" Stacy called, holding his hands like he was holding a bat, but very down low. The girl missed and flipped him off. Tracy and his friends broke into a chant. "Strawberry shortcake, banana split. We think your team hits like shit." They sang. Then they mooned the girls. "Oh my!" Delia said. The girls flew out of the dugout and attacked the boys. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" the Gays and the Lesbians screamed together. Fists flew, clothes ripped, teeth gnashed, and blood spilled. "We need a medic!!!!" Professor Oak yelled. The Umpire, who had boobs and a guy's best friend called the hospital on the cell phone.
Back at the Lake of Rage, Ash and his friends were having a barbeque before they left for the next town. "Cyndaquil! Ember attack!" Ash said. Cyndaquil started the grill. "Let's flip some patties!!!!!!!" Brock said. He dumped the burgers on the grill and they began to make dinner. When dinner was ready, they all sat down. "Hey man. How long has this story been going?" Ash asked. "A month and a couple of days." Brock said. "Let's add in a new character." Misty said. *Poof!* Suddenly I (the author of this story along with my good friends) made Nicki appear. "Wow!!!!!!!" Brock said. "Good creating, authors." Brock said. "She isn't for you." Misty said. "How do you know?" "I don't know. The author just made me say it." "Then is she just THERE? Like Bobby?" the authors made Ash say. "I guess." Bobby said. He began to cry. "I have no purpose!!!" He wailed. "The authors will give you a purpose later on in the story." Nicki said. "Yay!" Bobby said. "Well, If I don't get her, who does?" Brock said, crossing his arms. "Me." Bobby said. "That's no fair!" Brock yells at the authors. "I have girlfriend!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!" Bobby said dancing around. "Of course. The authors can't let the hot guy go girlfriendless for the entire story." Nicki said, holding Bobby's hand. Bobby went red. "I'm hot?" He asked. "The authors have lots of Pokemon fan art and stuff. So you get to be hot." Nicki said. "Why can't I be hot? I'm the Brockster!!!!!!" "Well, open your eyes." "They're glued shut. Sorry." Brock said. "Really?" Misty said. "Well, if they authors say that they are. They are." Ash shrugged. "I mean, hey, if you had a hot dog, a pop, popcorn, and cotton candy, you would think that would be the most logic thing in this entire story." "How so?" Bobby asked as he paused from his making out with his new girlfriend. "Well... uh.. Authors?"
Thank you. Brock has never had eyes. Lots of Anime characters don't have eyes. Howdy from Hamtaro has no eyes. His were also glued shut. Well, to tell the truth, there is no reason why Brock and Howdy can't have eyes. Maybe they were such pretty eyes, the anime directors didn't want to draw too much attention to them since they weren't the main characters. So they glued their eyes shut.
"Wow." Ash, Brock, Misty, Bobby and Nicki said. "Yo. What Pokemon do you have?" Ash asked Nicki. "Why are you even asking?" "Because we have to talk a lot so we fill up the required amount of pages the author desires." Ash replied. "Okay.. Uh... *Pokeballs magically appear* I have.. A Jigglypuff, a Shelder, A Butterfree, a Diglett, a Jynx, and a Girafarig." "Cool, a Jynx." Ash said. "No! You'll jinx it!" Nicki screamed, shielding her Pokeballs. "Why?" Misty asked. "Do you want to have more baby Pokemon problems?" Nicki asked. Just then, Ash's Lickitung burst out of it's Pokeball and headed for his balls. "Return!!!!!" Ash frantically yelled. "See?" Nicki said. "Okay fine." "Hey, do you guys smell smoke?" Bobby asked. "The hamburgers!!!!!!!" Brock yelled.
Professor Oak grumbled. He was being kicked out of his house again because Tracy had invited Stacy and Ashley to sleep over. Gary was going to his girlfriend Laura's house. "Hey I'm detecting a certain similarity in names." Gary said.
Uhhhhhh..
"Yeah. That's right. Nicki is like Nicole, and Laura is like you!"
Hey. I'm good looking.
"Suits me!!!!" Gary said.
Can we get back to the story?
"If you stop skipping lines."
They had dinner. Tracy and his new friends kept on giggling. "At our next meeting of the Gay Cult Club, we're going to go to.." Ashley broke into a fit of giggles. "The MALL!!!!!!!!!" Tracy and Stacy squealed in delight. "There is this rad shirt at 'Look! It fits!' and it's on sale this weekend at their weekend sale event!" Ashley said. "That is like, so cool! Oooooh, my gosh!" Tracy said, running a hand through his hair. "I thought they were gay." Professor Oak whispered to Delia. "That's what they do." Delia whispered back. She turned to the boys. "I can drive!" she volunteered. "Like, Ooooh, my gosh! This is soooooo great! And then we can get our nails done, and our hair done, and then we can get our pictures taken in that cute little photo/sticker book, and place them in our rooms, so we'll always remember each other. "I want you to remember my member." Tracy said. The boys giggled. "May we be excused?" Tracy asked. Delia weakly smiled. They ran off. "I think we should finish dinner at your house." Professor Oak said, picking up his dish and silverware. They headed out of the house.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'The one eyed, one horned, flying purple gassy thingy'
'Tracy and the Gay Cult Club'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"The what?" Professor Oak asked. "The Gay Cult Club! We are gay and proud!" Ashley said. "I'm proud to be gay." Stacy said. "I want to be proud, too!" Tracy said. "Good. We have had our eye on you." Stacy said. "We need another player for the annual 'Gay and Lesbian Baseball Game'!" "Wow! I love baseball!!!!!" Tracy said. He turned to Professor Oak. "PPPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEE? Can I join?" Tracy asked the Professor and Delia. "Sure, dear. If it's what you want." Delia said. "Yay!!!!!!!! Group hug!" Ashley yelled. The three boys embraced. Professor Oak shook his head.
The next day was the 'Gay and Lesbian Baseball Game'. Professor Oak and Delia sat on the metal bleachers. Delia had a cooler full of juice and sandwiches. "Gary! Come sit by us!" Delia said. Gary was sitting far away on the other side of the bench. "Okay. Fine." Gary slid down.
Meanwhile, Tracy, Ashley, and Stacy were singing their version of 'Take me out to the ball game'. "Take.. me out to the BALL game." "Take me out to the CROWD!" "Give me a p**** and please touch my Jack." "So it's root, root, root, for the HO team." "If they don't win it's a shame!!!!!" "Cuz it's 1! 2! 3 pimps you're out at the ol' BALL game!!!!!"
"That was so embarrassing." Gary said. "Cheer up. Baseball games are supposed to be fun." Delia told him. "Yeah. This one isn't. All the hot girls only like girls and not boys. So I don't have a chance." "It's starting!" Professor Oak said. The girls were up to bat first. "Swing! Batta, batta!" Stacy called, holding his hands like he was holding a bat, but very down low. The girl missed and flipped him off. Tracy and his friends broke into a chant. "Strawberry shortcake, banana split. We think your team hits like shit." They sang. Then they mooned the girls. "Oh my!" Delia said. The girls flew out of the dugout and attacked the boys. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" the Gays and the Lesbians screamed together. Fists flew, clothes ripped, teeth gnashed, and blood spilled. "We need a medic!!!!" Professor Oak yelled. The Umpire, who had boobs and a guy's best friend called the hospital on the cell phone.
Back at the Lake of Rage, Ash and his friends were having a barbeque before they left for the next town. "Cyndaquil! Ember attack!" Ash said. Cyndaquil started the grill. "Let's flip some patties!!!!!!!" Brock said. He dumped the burgers on the grill and they began to make dinner. When dinner was ready, they all sat down. "Hey man. How long has this story been going?" Ash asked. "A month and a couple of days." Brock said. "Let's add in a new character." Misty said. *Poof!* Suddenly I (the author of this story along with my good friends) made Nicki appear. "Wow!!!!!!!" Brock said. "Good creating, authors." Brock said. "She isn't for you." Misty said. "How do you know?" "I don't know. The author just made me say it." "Then is she just THERE? Like Bobby?" the authors made Ash say. "I guess." Bobby said. He began to cry. "I have no purpose!!!" He wailed. "The authors will give you a purpose later on in the story." Nicki said. "Yay!" Bobby said. "Well, If I don't get her, who does?" Brock said, crossing his arms. "Me." Bobby said. "That's no fair!" Brock yells at the authors. "I have girlfriend!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!" Bobby said dancing around. "Of course. The authors can't let the hot guy go girlfriendless for the entire story." Nicki said, holding Bobby's hand. Bobby went red. "I'm hot?" He asked. "The authors have lots of Pokemon fan art and stuff. So you get to be hot." Nicki said. "Why can't I be hot? I'm the Brockster!!!!!!" "Well, open your eyes." "They're glued shut. Sorry." Brock said. "Really?" Misty said. "Well, if they authors say that they are. They are." Ash shrugged. "I mean, hey, if you had a hot dog, a pop, popcorn, and cotton candy, you would think that would be the most logic thing in this entire story." "How so?" Bobby asked as he paused from his making out with his new girlfriend. "Well... uh.. Authors?"
Thank you. Brock has never had eyes. Lots of Anime characters don't have eyes. Howdy from Hamtaro has no eyes. His were also glued shut. Well, to tell the truth, there is no reason why Brock and Howdy can't have eyes. Maybe they were such pretty eyes, the anime directors didn't want to draw too much attention to them since they weren't the main characters. So they glued their eyes shut.
"Wow." Ash, Brock, Misty, Bobby and Nicki said. "Yo. What Pokemon do you have?" Ash asked Nicki. "Why are you even asking?" "Because we have to talk a lot so we fill up the required amount of pages the author desires." Ash replied. "Okay.. Uh... *Pokeballs magically appear* I have.. A Jigglypuff, a Shelder, A Butterfree, a Diglett, a Jynx, and a Girafarig." "Cool, a Jynx." Ash said. "No! You'll jinx it!" Nicki screamed, shielding her Pokeballs. "Why?" Misty asked. "Do you want to have more baby Pokemon problems?" Nicki asked. Just then, Ash's Lickitung burst out of it's Pokeball and headed for his balls. "Return!!!!!" Ash frantically yelled. "See?" Nicki said. "Okay fine." "Hey, do you guys smell smoke?" Bobby asked. "The hamburgers!!!!!!!" Brock yelled.
Professor Oak grumbled. He was being kicked out of his house again because Tracy had invited Stacy and Ashley to sleep over. Gary was going to his girlfriend Laura's house. "Hey I'm detecting a certain similarity in names." Gary said.
Uhhhhhh..
"Yeah. That's right. Nicki is like Nicole, and Laura is like you!"
Hey. I'm good looking.
"Suits me!!!!" Gary said.
Can we get back to the story?
"If you stop skipping lines."
They had dinner. Tracy and his new friends kept on giggling. "At our next meeting of the Gay Cult Club, we're going to go to.." Ashley broke into a fit of giggles. "The MALL!!!!!!!!!" Tracy and Stacy squealed in delight. "There is this rad shirt at 'Look! It fits!' and it's on sale this weekend at their weekend sale event!" Ashley said. "That is like, so cool! Oooooh, my gosh!" Tracy said, running a hand through his hair. "I thought they were gay." Professor Oak whispered to Delia. "That's what they do." Delia whispered back. She turned to the boys. "I can drive!" she volunteered. "Like, Ooooh, my gosh! This is soooooo great! And then we can get our nails done, and our hair done, and then we can get our pictures taken in that cute little photo/sticker book, and place them in our rooms, so we'll always remember each other. "I want you to remember my member." Tracy said. The boys giggled. "May we be excused?" Tracy asked. Delia weakly smiled. They ran off. "I think we should finish dinner at your house." Professor Oak said, picking up his dish and silverware. They headed out of the house.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'The one eyed, one horned, flying purple gassy thingy'