Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'The Olympic Related Flame Race Begins'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Ooooooooooooooooh. You're gonna get it." Ash said. "Damn straight he is." Gary added, who had walked in just when Brock announced the news. "Well?" Ash said, turning to him mom. "What was that dear? I wasn't paying attention." Everyone fell over. "Mom!!!! Brock got May pregnant." Ash said. "That's nice.. He WHAT????????????????" Delia screamed, dropping a pair of those minuscule sneakers. "Sorry." Brock said. "Sorry? SORRY?" May screamed, coming into the family room. "Is that all that you have to say?" "Uh... I'm proud?" He said, shrugging his shoulders. "That's more like it." May said, kissing him. "Ewwwwwwwww." Misty, Ash, Nicki, and Bobby said. "Hey. It's not like you guys kiss too.." "But you got someone pregnant. Now it's more disgusting." "My mind will be ruined!!" Ash wailed. "Yo, I thought your un-mature mind was already ruined cuz Gramps and your momma got it on." Gary pointed out. "Oh yeah. You're right." Ash said, scratching his head. "Now this means I'll get to be related to Brock." Ash said. "Why?" Brock asked. "You can't go prancing around with a child and not be married!!!" Delia said. "And this is coming from a pregnant woman who isn't married." Gary said. "Well, at least I'm engaged to your grandfather. That counts." "Let's get married now." Brock suggested. Delia's eyes welled up with tears. "How precious! SAMUEL!!!!!! SAMUEL!!!!!!" She called and went to find Professor Oak.
************* Gary, Ash, Bobby, and Tracy were forced into suits and were standing in the Pewter City Gym. "This sucks harder my blow up blow job doll." Tracy said, tugging at his tie. "Shut up, ho." Gary said, stepping on his foot. Misty and the other girls came into the Gym with frilly dresses on. "I can't believe May chose this color." "Hey. It was the only color she liked at the Wedding Rent store." Nicki said, picking at the lace on the dress. "Wow!!!! You look so pretty!!!!" Bobby said to Nicki. "Thanks!" she said, blushing. "Ahem!!!!!!" Misty said, crossing her arms. "You look prettier." Ash said. Misty smiled. "Dude.. There are more guys than girls. How are we supposed to make this thing work?" Gary said. "Uh. Two guys each could escort a girl." Bobby said. "Okay!" The girls said. So Gary and Ash got stuck with Misty and Bobby and Tracy got Nicki. "I don't want to touch her!!!! Girls are evil!!!!!" Tracy said. Gary threw a long yellow plastic glove. If you've watched Dexter's Lab, you know the gloves. The ones his mom wears. "Wear this so you don't get cooties, yo." Gary said. Tracy put on the glove. "I can't believe Brock is getting married." Ash said. "Neither can I." Misty said. "Now what are we going to do?" She asked. "Well, we're sure as hell not taking Tracy along with us again." Ash said. May came running towards them in her wedding dress. "Okay guys! This is it!!!!" she said. Everyone sighed and followed her.
"Do you know what this means?" Brock was saying to his father. "I can't chase after girls anymore!!!!" "It's okay son. You've got a good one. That's all you need." Brock's father said. "Let's go." He said.
The wedding was the stupidest wedding in the entire history of all of Brock's wedding fantasy's. Getting married in his own gym. And the craziest part was the Pokemon being flower girls and ring bearers. Tracy began to cry because Brock wasn't single anymore. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He sobbed. After the wedding was over, everyone slumped in their seats at the reception. Brock's brothers and sisters all crowded around their sister-in-law. "How many are there?" May asked Brock. "9." Brock said. "I don't want that many." She told him. "Sure." Brock said, coming up with devilish plans.
"I hope we didn't miss the Flame Race." Ash said as they hurried down to Viridian City. "We made it!" Misty said. They were in their normal clothes now. "The parade is starting!!!" "Who cares about the parade? I'm going to chill with my girlfriend." Gary left. Music played and floats portraying Pokemon drove by. "Hey!!!! Hey!!!!!!!!!!" Someone called. "Hey Ash!!!!! Is that you?" Ash whirled around. A kid in a sea-green outfit (Okay. That's the best I can describe it.) and eating a piece of cheesecake with strawberry syrup on top ran towards Ash. "Ritchie?" Ash said. "Hey!!!!!!! What's up?" Ritchie said, giving the rest of his cake to his Pikachu, Sparky. "I'm going to the Johto League!" Ash said. "So am I!!! Where's Pikachu?" "Pika!!!!" Pikachu said, coming over to Ash. Pikachu had been with Nicki who had gone to get them drinks from a nearby stand. "Hi Pikachu!!" Ritchie said. Sparky jumped down from Ritchie's shoulder and the two old friends reacquainted. "Where's your other friend? Brock?" Ritchie said, licking the syrup off of his fingers. "He... got married today." Ash said. "He did? Imagine that." Ritchie said. "Hi Ritchie!" Misty said. "Hi Misty! How are you?" "I'm good." Misty said, smiling. "Ritchie, this is Bobby and his girlfriend Nicki." Ash said, introducing Bobby and Nicki to Ritchie. "Are they traveling with you?" "They were, but now that the Pokemon humping problems have stopped, all we're doing now is training for the Johto League." "Humping problem?" "Do you have any girl Pokemon?" Misty asked Ritchie. "No." "Then you don't have it." Ash explained the whole Chikorita/Pikachu/Vulpix deal. "Oooooooooh." Ritchie said. "So.. Are you going in the Johto League too?" Ash asked Ritchie. "Yeah. Maybe we'll battle again!" "Dude.. This is the most pathetic ass crappin' conversation in this entire chapter." Gary said, coming back. "Hi Gary!" Ritchie said. "Man!!!!!!!" Gary yelled at the author. "You and your stupid Manga book!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry. Professor Oak and James have hot facial hair in it.
"I ain't got no time to talk about Pokemon Crap with you, yo." Gary said to Ritchie. "Okay. Bye!" Ritchie said as Gary stalked off again. "He must have hated it when you beat him in the author's Manga book." "Yeah. The author is still mad she hasn't found the next book." Ritchie pointed out.
Shut up.
"Sorry." Ritchie said. "Let's get straight to the point." Ritchie said to Ash. "Oh no.." Ash said. "You're not gay are you?" "Gay???????????????" Tracy said, popping into the scene. The community project for this month's Gay Cult Club meeting was to be venders at the Flame Race, so he and Stacy and Ashley were selling Peanuts and Sno- Cones and fizzy drinks. "No!" Ritchie said. "I want to go with Ash and Misty on their next journey!!!" Ritchie said. "Cool!!!!!" Ash said, giving Ritchie a high five like in the Manga book. "You da man!!!!!!" Ritchie said, quoting himself from the Manga book. "No, you da man!!!!!" Ash said, also quoting himself from the Manga book. "Boys.." Misty said, rolling her eyes. "Wait a second.." Misty says, suddenly realizing Togepi has never never never ever been mentioned in this story.. Until now. So Togepi suddenly appears in her arms and cooes: "Togepriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" "That's better." Misty said.
So we ditch our dear friend Bobby and his girlfriend Nicki, who really had no purpose in this story except to just be there, and put Ritchie in the story. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Now let's join them at Ash's old house in Pallet town.
"So, you want to come with us on our next journey?" Ash said. "Yeah. It's boring traveling alone." Ritchie admitted. "I don't even know what the next journey is going to be." Ash replied. "Let's see." Misty said. "We had the regular original Pokemon journey. Then the Indigo League. Then the Orange Islands. Then Pokemon Johto. And we're in Pokemon Johto League Champions. So..." "Maybe it'll be something like we have to go around and catch every pokemon we can so I can fill up my PokeDex like in the Game Boy Game because the Professor Oak in that game is always bugging you to catch more." "We're a Game Boy Game? I just thought we were cartoons and Manga books." Ritchie said. "You can play my game." Ash said. He went upstairs and got it and gave it to him. "Wow.." Ritchie said. Delia came into the house. "Ash! There you are. I want you to go up into the attic and find all of your old baby clothes. We can save money that way by giving your brother hand me downs." "I didn't know you were pregnant Mrs. Ketchum!" Ritchie said. "Hi Ricky." Delia said. "It's Ritchie." Ritchie corrected her. "Right. I'm 6 months along now."
Okay.. So I had to make time go faster...
"That's great, Mrs. Ketchum. Who's the father?" "Professor Oak." Delia said. "Now Ash. Go up to the attic now. Your friends can help you." Delia walked out of the house. Ritchie had fallen over. "Are you okay, man?" "You mean your dad is Professor Oak?" Ritchie said. "No. He ran away with some whore and did girls on street corners and then a car ran the curb and he got hit and died." Ash said. "Oh." Ritchie said, standing up. "I guess we have to do what your mom says." Misty said, setting Togepi on the couch.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'The Evil Which They Found In The Attic'
'The Olympic Related Flame Race Begins'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Ooooooooooooooooh. You're gonna get it." Ash said. "Damn straight he is." Gary added, who had walked in just when Brock announced the news. "Well?" Ash said, turning to him mom. "What was that dear? I wasn't paying attention." Everyone fell over. "Mom!!!! Brock got May pregnant." Ash said. "That's nice.. He WHAT????????????????" Delia screamed, dropping a pair of those minuscule sneakers. "Sorry." Brock said. "Sorry? SORRY?" May screamed, coming into the family room. "Is that all that you have to say?" "Uh... I'm proud?" He said, shrugging his shoulders. "That's more like it." May said, kissing him. "Ewwwwwwwww." Misty, Ash, Nicki, and Bobby said. "Hey. It's not like you guys kiss too.." "But you got someone pregnant. Now it's more disgusting." "My mind will be ruined!!" Ash wailed. "Yo, I thought your un-mature mind was already ruined cuz Gramps and your momma got it on." Gary pointed out. "Oh yeah. You're right." Ash said, scratching his head. "Now this means I'll get to be related to Brock." Ash said. "Why?" Brock asked. "You can't go prancing around with a child and not be married!!!" Delia said. "And this is coming from a pregnant woman who isn't married." Gary said. "Well, at least I'm engaged to your grandfather. That counts." "Let's get married now." Brock suggested. Delia's eyes welled up with tears. "How precious! SAMUEL!!!!!! SAMUEL!!!!!!" She called and went to find Professor Oak.
************* Gary, Ash, Bobby, and Tracy were forced into suits and were standing in the Pewter City Gym. "This sucks harder my blow up blow job doll." Tracy said, tugging at his tie. "Shut up, ho." Gary said, stepping on his foot. Misty and the other girls came into the Gym with frilly dresses on. "I can't believe May chose this color." "Hey. It was the only color she liked at the Wedding Rent store." Nicki said, picking at the lace on the dress. "Wow!!!! You look so pretty!!!!" Bobby said to Nicki. "Thanks!" she said, blushing. "Ahem!!!!!!" Misty said, crossing her arms. "You look prettier." Ash said. Misty smiled. "Dude.. There are more guys than girls. How are we supposed to make this thing work?" Gary said. "Uh. Two guys each could escort a girl." Bobby said. "Okay!" The girls said. So Gary and Ash got stuck with Misty and Bobby and Tracy got Nicki. "I don't want to touch her!!!! Girls are evil!!!!!" Tracy said. Gary threw a long yellow plastic glove. If you've watched Dexter's Lab, you know the gloves. The ones his mom wears. "Wear this so you don't get cooties, yo." Gary said. Tracy put on the glove. "I can't believe Brock is getting married." Ash said. "Neither can I." Misty said. "Now what are we going to do?" She asked. "Well, we're sure as hell not taking Tracy along with us again." Ash said. May came running towards them in her wedding dress. "Okay guys! This is it!!!!" she said. Everyone sighed and followed her.
"Do you know what this means?" Brock was saying to his father. "I can't chase after girls anymore!!!!" "It's okay son. You've got a good one. That's all you need." Brock's father said. "Let's go." He said.
The wedding was the stupidest wedding in the entire history of all of Brock's wedding fantasy's. Getting married in his own gym. And the craziest part was the Pokemon being flower girls and ring bearers. Tracy began to cry because Brock wasn't single anymore. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He sobbed. After the wedding was over, everyone slumped in their seats at the reception. Brock's brothers and sisters all crowded around their sister-in-law. "How many are there?" May asked Brock. "9." Brock said. "I don't want that many." She told him. "Sure." Brock said, coming up with devilish plans.
"I hope we didn't miss the Flame Race." Ash said as they hurried down to Viridian City. "We made it!" Misty said. They were in their normal clothes now. "The parade is starting!!!" "Who cares about the parade? I'm going to chill with my girlfriend." Gary left. Music played and floats portraying Pokemon drove by. "Hey!!!! Hey!!!!!!!!!!" Someone called. "Hey Ash!!!!! Is that you?" Ash whirled around. A kid in a sea-green outfit (Okay. That's the best I can describe it.) and eating a piece of cheesecake with strawberry syrup on top ran towards Ash. "Ritchie?" Ash said. "Hey!!!!!!! What's up?" Ritchie said, giving the rest of his cake to his Pikachu, Sparky. "I'm going to the Johto League!" Ash said. "So am I!!! Where's Pikachu?" "Pika!!!!" Pikachu said, coming over to Ash. Pikachu had been with Nicki who had gone to get them drinks from a nearby stand. "Hi Pikachu!!" Ritchie said. Sparky jumped down from Ritchie's shoulder and the two old friends reacquainted. "Where's your other friend? Brock?" Ritchie said, licking the syrup off of his fingers. "He... got married today." Ash said. "He did? Imagine that." Ritchie said. "Hi Ritchie!" Misty said. "Hi Misty! How are you?" "I'm good." Misty said, smiling. "Ritchie, this is Bobby and his girlfriend Nicki." Ash said, introducing Bobby and Nicki to Ritchie. "Are they traveling with you?" "They were, but now that the Pokemon humping problems have stopped, all we're doing now is training for the Johto League." "Humping problem?" "Do you have any girl Pokemon?" Misty asked Ritchie. "No." "Then you don't have it." Ash explained the whole Chikorita/Pikachu/Vulpix deal. "Oooooooooh." Ritchie said. "So.. Are you going in the Johto League too?" Ash asked Ritchie. "Yeah. Maybe we'll battle again!" "Dude.. This is the most pathetic ass crappin' conversation in this entire chapter." Gary said, coming back. "Hi Gary!" Ritchie said. "Man!!!!!!!" Gary yelled at the author. "You and your stupid Manga book!!!!!!!!!"
Sorry. Professor Oak and James have hot facial hair in it.
"I ain't got no time to talk about Pokemon Crap with you, yo." Gary said to Ritchie. "Okay. Bye!" Ritchie said as Gary stalked off again. "He must have hated it when you beat him in the author's Manga book." "Yeah. The author is still mad she hasn't found the next book." Ritchie pointed out.
Shut up.
"Sorry." Ritchie said. "Let's get straight to the point." Ritchie said to Ash. "Oh no.." Ash said. "You're not gay are you?" "Gay???????????????" Tracy said, popping into the scene. The community project for this month's Gay Cult Club meeting was to be venders at the Flame Race, so he and Stacy and Ashley were selling Peanuts and Sno- Cones and fizzy drinks. "No!" Ritchie said. "I want to go with Ash and Misty on their next journey!!!" Ritchie said. "Cool!!!!!" Ash said, giving Ritchie a high five like in the Manga book. "You da man!!!!!!" Ritchie said, quoting himself from the Manga book. "No, you da man!!!!!" Ash said, also quoting himself from the Manga book. "Boys.." Misty said, rolling her eyes. "Wait a second.." Misty says, suddenly realizing Togepi has never never never ever been mentioned in this story.. Until now. So Togepi suddenly appears in her arms and cooes: "Togepriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" "That's better." Misty said.
So we ditch our dear friend Bobby and his girlfriend Nicki, who really had no purpose in this story except to just be there, and put Ritchie in the story. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! Now let's join them at Ash's old house in Pallet town.
"So, you want to come with us on our next journey?" Ash said. "Yeah. It's boring traveling alone." Ritchie admitted. "I don't even know what the next journey is going to be." Ash replied. "Let's see." Misty said. "We had the regular original Pokemon journey. Then the Indigo League. Then the Orange Islands. Then Pokemon Johto. And we're in Pokemon Johto League Champions. So..." "Maybe it'll be something like we have to go around and catch every pokemon we can so I can fill up my PokeDex like in the Game Boy Game because the Professor Oak in that game is always bugging you to catch more." "We're a Game Boy Game? I just thought we were cartoons and Manga books." Ritchie said. "You can play my game." Ash said. He went upstairs and got it and gave it to him. "Wow.." Ritchie said. Delia came into the house. "Ash! There you are. I want you to go up into the attic and find all of your old baby clothes. We can save money that way by giving your brother hand me downs." "I didn't know you were pregnant Mrs. Ketchum!" Ritchie said. "Hi Ricky." Delia said. "It's Ritchie." Ritchie corrected her. "Right. I'm 6 months along now."
Okay.. So I had to make time go faster...
"That's great, Mrs. Ketchum. Who's the father?" "Professor Oak." Delia said. "Now Ash. Go up to the attic now. Your friends can help you." Delia walked out of the house. Ritchie had fallen over. "Are you okay, man?" "You mean your dad is Professor Oak?" Ritchie said. "No. He ran away with some whore and did girls on street corners and then a car ran the curb and he got hit and died." Ash said. "Oh." Ritchie said, standing up. "I guess we have to do what your mom says." Misty said, setting Togepi on the couch.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'The Evil Which They Found In The Attic'