Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'The Evil Which They Found In The Attic'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Note: I'm going to Oregon this up-coming Thursday, August 8th. So please stay tuned for more chapters to come after I come back around the 11th. But between now, August 4th, and the 8th, I should try to get more chapters out. Hi Ashli!!!
"AAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Misty sneezed as Ash lifted the hatch that led into the attic. "Bless you." Ritchie said. "Wow. It's so messy! I don't know how we can find anything!" Ash said, waving the dust out of his eyes. "We should look for a box labeled 'Baby Clothes', I guess." Misty suggested. So they rummaged around the attic, occasionally sneezing. "I found it!" Ritchie said. He pulled out a box. Ash and Misty hurried over and the opened it. "Aw.... Look at the tiny Squirtle Overalls.." Misty said, holding up the pair. "You actually wore those?" Ritchie asked Ash. "So?" Ash said, snatching the overalls from Misty. "What's this? A photo album?" Misty said, and flipped it open. Ritchie and Misty began laughing. "What's so funny?" Ash said, scooting over on his knees. "Look!!!! It's a picture of Ash taking a bath!" "And Mrs. Ketchum changing his diaper!!!" "Awwwwwwwwww." They said together. "Give me that!" Ash said, taking the album from them. "This is evil!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!" Ash said. "Aw, I thought it was cute.." Misty said. "That's only because you're my girlfriend and girls like looking at their boyfriends d-" "I think we should get these clothes to your mom." Ritchie quickly said.
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"Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you-" "Brock! Stop poking my belly!" May yelled at her new husband. "I'm not sure if the baby can hear you, but it probably can feel you!"
"Sorry, dear." Brock said. Professor Oak and Delia came into the living room. "We need to talk." Professor Oak said, sitting on the couch opposite Brock and May. "Okay. Talk." Brock said. "Where are you guys going to live?" Delia asked. "Uh.. My apartment is too small for 2 people and with a baby on the way." May said. "I had a good idea." Delia said. "You guys can move into our old house. I encouraged the Professor to add another room to the house for Ash. And that leaves my old house free!" "Wow, thanks Mrs.. Future Oak." Brock said. "Of course you'll have to pay a rent." Delia added. Brock and May looked at each other. "Okay." The said together. The front door opened. "Hi!" Misty said. Ash and Ritchie came in with the box of baby clothes. "We found the clothes mom." Ash said. "Good! Now I want you and your friends to bring all our belongings to the lab." "What? Why?" Ash said. "You're moving in with us!!!!" "You. You. You mean I have to live in the same house as Tracy and Gary?" Ash said. "Of course!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Ash yelled. "Isn't this great?" Brock asked May. "We get to live in the house where we- " "I know." May said, interrupting.
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Jessie and James were up in a tree, spying on Ash and his friends moving lots of boxes out of the house. "I wonder what they're doing?" James said. "Looks like they're moving." Jessie said. "Why would they want to move?" Meowth said. James moved the binoculars. "I think I know why." James said, handing them to Jessie. "The twerp's mom is pregnant!!!!!" "You know what this means.." James said. "Babies!!!!! Cute itty bitty adorable sweet babies!!!!!" Jessie squealed. "No, loud noisy smelly crying annoying babies." James corrected her. Jessie smacked him with her folded up newspaper. "How can you say that when I'm going to have your kid in a couple of months!!!" Jessie suddenly slapped a hand over her mouth. "Oops." Jessie said. "Do you know what this means?" Meowth said. "A baby!!!!!!!" James said, beginning to cry, hugging Jessie. "A cute itty bitty adorable sweet baby!!!!!!!!!!!" Jessie rolled her eyes. "I'm not really pregnant." Jessie said. "Oops." James said.
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"This is going to be my room?" Ash asked, watching the carpenter and his Machoke remodel a room. "Yes." Professor Oak said. "What about Tracy? I don't think my mom wants him sleeping on the couch forever." "We're giving him the old tool shed to turn into a one room apartment." Professor Oak said. "Cool. I guess." "Yo, yo, yo!!!!!!! What up with all this racket goin' on? I can hardly hear my hip hop rappin' music!" Gary said.
Ash's room was finally done. Tracy spent his street corner money on furnishing his shed. May sold her apartment and her and Brock were doing well in their new house. But of course, yet again, time has gone by. So now, everyone is heading to the Johto League!!!!
"Oooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! The blue handicapped tag on the rearview mirror goes back and forth. Back and forth! The blue handicapped tag on the rearview mirror goes back and forth, all through the town!!!" Delia sang. Ash, Misty, Ritchie, Gary, May, and Brock covered their ears. "Nooooooo!!! The horror of childhood songs!!!" Ash yelled. "Must.... Have... Rap.... Yo...." Gary said, clawing the windows. "Hey, why is the back window fogging up?" Professor Oak said, looking in the rearview mirror. "You don't want to know." Misty said, taking one look behind her at Brock and May.
"Hello, and welcome to the Johto League registration desk!" Said a pretty lady behind the counter. Brock whined, but May held tight to the back of his shirt. "I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town and I want to sign up!" "Do you have all 8 badges?" "I have all 16, both ways." Ash said, showing his original Pokemon League Badges, the Johto League Badges, and holding up his Game Boy. "I see." The lady scanned the badges. "You're confirmed." She said. "Your first match will be tomorrow in the Rock Arena at 1:00." "Thank you!" Ash said. Ritchie signed up. His first match was at 4:15 in the Ice Arena.
"Yay!!!!!!" Ash said, racing into the Rock Arena. "My first Johto League match!!!!" The cheesy announcer turned on his microphone. "Hello Pokemon fans!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready for this Pokemon match?" The crowd yells. "Good!!!! Now let's meet our two battler's!!!!!!! We have Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, and S. Perm from Happy town! Let the battle begin!" "Go, Totodile! I choose you!" Ash yelled. "Totototototototototototototototototototototo-dile!!!!!!!!!" Totodile said. "Go, Squirtle!!!!!!!" S. Perm said. A Squirtle appeared on the field with a pink bow tied on its tail. "TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO-DILE!!!: Totodile said and began humping the Squirtle. "Noooooooo!!!!!!!!" Ash said. "Oh my!!!!!!" said the cheesy announcer person said. "This match has been postponed on account of Pokemon Nature!" The crowd groaned, and lots of people left the arena. Some stayed. Such as Tracy. "Ooooooooooooh.." Tracy said. "I wish I had brought my blow up blow job doll along."
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Whose Turn Is It Anyways?'
'The Evil Which They Found In The Attic'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
Note: I'm going to Oregon this up-coming Thursday, August 8th. So please stay tuned for more chapters to come after I come back around the 11th. But between now, August 4th, and the 8th, I should try to get more chapters out. Hi Ashli!!!
"AAAAAAAAACHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" Misty sneezed as Ash lifted the hatch that led into the attic. "Bless you." Ritchie said. "Wow. It's so messy! I don't know how we can find anything!" Ash said, waving the dust out of his eyes. "We should look for a box labeled 'Baby Clothes', I guess." Misty suggested. So they rummaged around the attic, occasionally sneezing. "I found it!" Ritchie said. He pulled out a box. Ash and Misty hurried over and the opened it. "Aw.... Look at the tiny Squirtle Overalls.." Misty said, holding up the pair. "You actually wore those?" Ritchie asked Ash. "So?" Ash said, snatching the overalls from Misty. "What's this? A photo album?" Misty said, and flipped it open. Ritchie and Misty began laughing. "What's so funny?" Ash said, scooting over on his knees. "Look!!!! It's a picture of Ash taking a bath!" "And Mrs. Ketchum changing his diaper!!!" "Awwwwwwwwww." They said together. "Give me that!" Ash said, taking the album from them. "This is evil!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!!!" Ash said. "Aw, I thought it was cute.." Misty said. "That's only because you're my girlfriend and girls like looking at their boyfriends d-" "I think we should get these clothes to your mom." Ritchie quickly said.
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"Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you-" "Brock! Stop poking my belly!" May yelled at her new husband. "I'm not sure if the baby can hear you, but it probably can feel you!"
"Sorry, dear." Brock said. Professor Oak and Delia came into the living room. "We need to talk." Professor Oak said, sitting on the couch opposite Brock and May. "Okay. Talk." Brock said. "Where are you guys going to live?" Delia asked. "Uh.. My apartment is too small for 2 people and with a baby on the way." May said. "I had a good idea." Delia said. "You guys can move into our old house. I encouraged the Professor to add another room to the house for Ash. And that leaves my old house free!" "Wow, thanks Mrs.. Future Oak." Brock said. "Of course you'll have to pay a rent." Delia added. Brock and May looked at each other. "Okay." The said together. The front door opened. "Hi!" Misty said. Ash and Ritchie came in with the box of baby clothes. "We found the clothes mom." Ash said. "Good! Now I want you and your friends to bring all our belongings to the lab." "What? Why?" Ash said. "You're moving in with us!!!!" "You. You. You mean I have to live in the same house as Tracy and Gary?" Ash said. "Of course!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Ash yelled. "Isn't this great?" Brock asked May. "We get to live in the house where we- " "I know." May said, interrupting.
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Jessie and James were up in a tree, spying on Ash and his friends moving lots of boxes out of the house. "I wonder what they're doing?" James said. "Looks like they're moving." Jessie said. "Why would they want to move?" Meowth said. James moved the binoculars. "I think I know why." James said, handing them to Jessie. "The twerp's mom is pregnant!!!!!" "You know what this means.." James said. "Babies!!!!! Cute itty bitty adorable sweet babies!!!!!" Jessie squealed. "No, loud noisy smelly crying annoying babies." James corrected her. Jessie smacked him with her folded up newspaper. "How can you say that when I'm going to have your kid in a couple of months!!!" Jessie suddenly slapped a hand over her mouth. "Oops." Jessie said. "Do you know what this means?" Meowth said. "A baby!!!!!!!" James said, beginning to cry, hugging Jessie. "A cute itty bitty adorable sweet baby!!!!!!!!!!!" Jessie rolled her eyes. "I'm not really pregnant." Jessie said. "Oops." James said.
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"This is going to be my room?" Ash asked, watching the carpenter and his Machoke remodel a room. "Yes." Professor Oak said. "What about Tracy? I don't think my mom wants him sleeping on the couch forever." "We're giving him the old tool shed to turn into a one room apartment." Professor Oak said. "Cool. I guess." "Yo, yo, yo!!!!!!! What up with all this racket goin' on? I can hardly hear my hip hop rappin' music!" Gary said.
Ash's room was finally done. Tracy spent his street corner money on furnishing his shed. May sold her apartment and her and Brock were doing well in their new house. But of course, yet again, time has gone by. So now, everyone is heading to the Johto League!!!!
"Oooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! The blue handicapped tag on the rearview mirror goes back and forth. Back and forth! The blue handicapped tag on the rearview mirror goes back and forth, all through the town!!!" Delia sang. Ash, Misty, Ritchie, Gary, May, and Brock covered their ears. "Nooooooo!!! The horror of childhood songs!!!" Ash yelled. "Must.... Have... Rap.... Yo...." Gary said, clawing the windows. "Hey, why is the back window fogging up?" Professor Oak said, looking in the rearview mirror. "You don't want to know." Misty said, taking one look behind her at Brock and May.
"Hello, and welcome to the Johto League registration desk!" Said a pretty lady behind the counter. Brock whined, but May held tight to the back of his shirt. "I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town and I want to sign up!" "Do you have all 8 badges?" "I have all 16, both ways." Ash said, showing his original Pokemon League Badges, the Johto League Badges, and holding up his Game Boy. "I see." The lady scanned the badges. "You're confirmed." She said. "Your first match will be tomorrow in the Rock Arena at 1:00." "Thank you!" Ash said. Ritchie signed up. His first match was at 4:15 in the Ice Arena.
"Yay!!!!!!" Ash said, racing into the Rock Arena. "My first Johto League match!!!!" The cheesy announcer turned on his microphone. "Hello Pokemon fans!!!!!!!!!!! Are you ready for this Pokemon match?" The crowd yells. "Good!!!! Now let's meet our two battler's!!!!!!! We have Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town, and S. Perm from Happy town! Let the battle begin!" "Go, Totodile! I choose you!" Ash yelled. "Totototototototototototototototototototototo-dile!!!!!!!!!" Totodile said. "Go, Squirtle!!!!!!!" S. Perm said. A Squirtle appeared on the field with a pink bow tied on its tail. "TOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTOTO-DILE!!!: Totodile said and began humping the Squirtle. "Noooooooo!!!!!!!!" Ash said. "Oh my!!!!!!" said the cheesy announcer person said. "This match has been postponed on account of Pokemon Nature!" The crowd groaned, and lots of people left the arena. Some stayed. Such as Tracy. "Ooooooooooooh.." Tracy said. "I wish I had brought my blow up blow job doll along."
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Whose Turn Is It Anyways?'