Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Whose Turn Is It Anyways?'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Aw man!" Ash said, storming around their rented house. "I can't believe the match was called off because Totodile started humping the opponent!"
"It's okay, Ash." Ritchie said. "You at least get a re-match."
"Ritchie's right." Misty said. "If the Pokemon Judges hadn't considered the fact that it wasn't fair what happened..."
"You're right." Ash said.
So la de da...... Ash wins his re-match. Gary had a match, too.
"Yo!!!!! Go Pokemon!" Gary said. His Umbreon came out on the field.
"Go!!" said the opponent. Gary easily defeated his opponent.
"Man! Gary sure is going to be hard to beat." Ash said to Ritchie as they watched Gary flip off his opponent before leaving the arena.
Back, again, at the rented house, Delia was having a fit.
"I want my Twinkies!!!!! Where are my Twinkies????? I need my Twinkies!!!!!!!" Mimie was flinging open every cabinet in the kitchen looking for the Twinkies. Mimie ran to the fridge and flung open the door.
"Hey!" Brock said, doing the dirty with May among the bread, veggies and eggs. "Do you mind?"
"Mime Mime!!!" Mimie said, shutting the fridge door. Mimie then ran to look upstairs. Mimie ran in the bathroom where Tracy was doing something not nice with his Scyther.
"Did you come to join in?" Tracy asked Mimie. Mimie shook his head and ran out. Professor Oak came in.
"I have some Twinkies!" He said.
"Good!" Delia said, ripping open the box and wolfing them down.
"Hi Mom!" Ash said, coming in the front door.
"Hi dear!" Delia said. Now that she had her Twinkies, she was cuddling with Professor Oak on the couch.
"Phew! I'm all worn out from my match." Gary said.
"What are you talking about?" Misty said. "You used one attack and won!"
"Exactly, you ho." Gary said. Misty glared at his back as Gary retreated to the kitchen. He opened the fridge.
"Yo. Toss me a cold one." Gary said to Brock. Brock handed him a Coke.
"Thanks Bartender." Gary closed the door on them and popped open the can.
"He is so dense." Ritchie said. Tracy came down from the bathroom.
"Don't go in there." He said.
"We weren't planning to." Ash said. "Can you please pull up your pants?"
"Why?" Tracy said. "I like them down."
"Just pull them up!" Misty said, her hands over her eyes.
"No. I don't take orders from women."
"Tracy, please pull up your pants." Professor Oak said.
"Okay." Tracy obeyed.
"Now that your pants are up, we can go to the hospital." Delia said.
"What do you mean?" Ash asked.
"Sounds like your mom is going to have a Twinkie." Gary said, crushing the pop can against his head and tossing it over his shoulder.
"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Misty said. "Baby time!!!!!" A bottle of milk fell over in the fridge as May and Brock scrambled out.
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"Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh." Professor Oak said, pacing in the waiting room.
"Be careful, Professor!" Ash said. "Remember your-"
"Ah! My Lumbago!" Professor Oak said. May helped her grandfather into a seat.
"Sit down." May said.
"Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh."
"Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Chicks!!!!!!!" Gary said, racing around the lobby.
"Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Chicks!!!!!!!" Brock sobbed. Ash and Bobby were playing the Pokemon Trading Card game to pass the time. Misty went to get Pikachu and Togepi apple juices from the cafeteria.
"This is so cool." Ash said, as he beat Ritchie for the 5th time. "I never knew we were a card game too!" The doctor came out of the delivery room.
"Would you like to see your son?" He asked Professor Oak.
"I want to see my brother!" Ash said. He threw his cards in the air.
"Hey!" Ritchie said.
"52 pick up!" Ash yelled.
"His name is WHAT?" Ash said.
"Sam. After his father." Delia said.
"Why not, Rhododendron or Aspen?" Ash said.
"Because I'm naming him this time. Your father named you.... After a biker chick he did while I was pregnant with you."
"Well that sucks." Ash said.
Delia let May share the help of Sam to prepare her for her kid. Ash had fun his new brother.
"This is a Pikachu." Ash said, holding Pikachu in front of him. Sam gurgled and threw up on Pikachu. Gary on the other hand had other plans for his Step-Uncle.
"Yo, yo, yo!!! Slap me some skin!" Gary said, extending his hand towards Sam. Sam gurgled and threw up on it. Tracy also had plans for Sam, but Delia wouldn't let him touch him. Delia was taking a nap upstairs and had left Sam in the care of Ash and his friends. Misty was watching TV, Ash and Ritchie were playing Game Boy with a link cable, and Gary was head-banging in the kitchen with his gigantic earphones on. Suddenly...
"Ew!!!! What's that smell?" Ash said.
"Sam pooped again." Misty said.
"Yuck!" Ritchie said, holding his nose.
"PHHHHHHHEWW!" Gary said, taking off his head phones. "Which one of you three had that stink bug crawl up your ass and die?" The kids pointed to Sam.
"Someone needs to change him." Misty said.
"I ain't doin' it." Gary said.
"I did it last time! And the time before that!" Misty said.
"I'm not doing it." Ash said.
"Whose turn is it anyways?" Ritchie asked.
"It's Gary's turn! He hasn't changed one yet!" Misty yelled, pointing at him.
"Fine!" Gary said, throwing down his earphones and walking into the living room to retrieve Sam who was lying in his automatic rocker.
Gary reluctantly changed the diaper.
"I guess Delia was right, all that whoopee cushion stuff did affect him." Gary said to himself. He shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh well!" He grinned evilly. Sam gurgled and threw up.
Ash had his next match later that day. Delia brought baby Sam to the match. He gurgled and threw up 5 times. Ash won his match, and on their way back to the house, Team Rocket in their Meowth Balloon dropped down in front of them.
"Team Rocket!" Ash said.
"How right you are twerps!" Jessie said. "Give us your Pikachu now!"
"No!" Ash said. Jessie hit James with her folded up newspaper.
"I told you the demanding act wouldn't work!"
"Sorry!" James said, covering his head with his arms.
"Fine!" Jessie said, as Meowth started the balloon.
"We'll get your Pikachu sooner or later!" Jessie yelled. "Because we're off to watch the finishing touches being made on our Mewtwo hump buddie, and we'll finally have Pikachu!!!" Team Rocket laughed and they flew off.
"A Mewtwo hump buddie? That could be disastrous!" Misty said to Ash.
"You're right." Ash said. "We have to get to Team Rocket Headquarters and stop the construction of that Mewtwo!"
Note: Sorry this is short.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Mission Yo-Possible'
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'Whose Turn Is It Anyways?'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Aw man!" Ash said, storming around their rented house. "I can't believe the match was called off because Totodile started humping the opponent!"
"It's okay, Ash." Ritchie said. "You at least get a re-match."
"Ritchie's right." Misty said. "If the Pokemon Judges hadn't considered the fact that it wasn't fair what happened..."
"You're right." Ash said.
So la de da...... Ash wins his re-match. Gary had a match, too.
"Yo!!!!! Go Pokemon!" Gary said. His Umbreon came out on the field.
"Go!!" said the opponent. Gary easily defeated his opponent.
"Man! Gary sure is going to be hard to beat." Ash said to Ritchie as they watched Gary flip off his opponent before leaving the arena.
Back, again, at the rented house, Delia was having a fit.
"I want my Twinkies!!!!! Where are my Twinkies????? I need my Twinkies!!!!!!!" Mimie was flinging open every cabinet in the kitchen looking for the Twinkies. Mimie ran to the fridge and flung open the door.
"Hey!" Brock said, doing the dirty with May among the bread, veggies and eggs. "Do you mind?"
"Mime Mime!!!" Mimie said, shutting the fridge door. Mimie then ran to look upstairs. Mimie ran in the bathroom where Tracy was doing something not nice with his Scyther.
"Did you come to join in?" Tracy asked Mimie. Mimie shook his head and ran out. Professor Oak came in.
"I have some Twinkies!" He said.
"Good!" Delia said, ripping open the box and wolfing them down.
"Hi Mom!" Ash said, coming in the front door.
"Hi dear!" Delia said. Now that she had her Twinkies, she was cuddling with Professor Oak on the couch.
"Phew! I'm all worn out from my match." Gary said.
"What are you talking about?" Misty said. "You used one attack and won!"
"Exactly, you ho." Gary said. Misty glared at his back as Gary retreated to the kitchen. He opened the fridge.
"Yo. Toss me a cold one." Gary said to Brock. Brock handed him a Coke.
"Thanks Bartender." Gary closed the door on them and popped open the can.
"He is so dense." Ritchie said. Tracy came down from the bathroom.
"Don't go in there." He said.
"We weren't planning to." Ash said. "Can you please pull up your pants?"
"Why?" Tracy said. "I like them down."
"Just pull them up!" Misty said, her hands over her eyes.
"No. I don't take orders from women."
"Tracy, please pull up your pants." Professor Oak said.
"Okay." Tracy obeyed.
"Now that your pants are up, we can go to the hospital." Delia said.
"What do you mean?" Ash asked.
"Sounds like your mom is going to have a Twinkie." Gary said, crushing the pop can against his head and tossing it over his shoulder.
"Yaaaaaaaaaay!" Misty said. "Baby time!!!!!" A bottle of milk fell over in the fridge as May and Brock scrambled out.
**************
"Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh." Professor Oak said, pacing in the waiting room.
"Be careful, Professor!" Ash said. "Remember your-"
"Ah! My Lumbago!" Professor Oak said. May helped her grandfather into a seat.
"Sit down." May said.
"Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh."
"Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Chicks!!!!!!!" Gary said, racing around the lobby.
"Waaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! Chicks!!!!!!!" Brock sobbed. Ash and Bobby were playing the Pokemon Trading Card game to pass the time. Misty went to get Pikachu and Togepi apple juices from the cafeteria.
"This is so cool." Ash said, as he beat Ritchie for the 5th time. "I never knew we were a card game too!" The doctor came out of the delivery room.
"Would you like to see your son?" He asked Professor Oak.
"I want to see my brother!" Ash said. He threw his cards in the air.
"Hey!" Ritchie said.
"52 pick up!" Ash yelled.
"His name is WHAT?" Ash said.
"Sam. After his father." Delia said.
"Why not, Rhododendron or Aspen?" Ash said.
"Because I'm naming him this time. Your father named you.... After a biker chick he did while I was pregnant with you."
"Well that sucks." Ash said.
Delia let May share the help of Sam to prepare her for her kid. Ash had fun his new brother.
"This is a Pikachu." Ash said, holding Pikachu in front of him. Sam gurgled and threw up on Pikachu. Gary on the other hand had other plans for his Step-Uncle.
"Yo, yo, yo!!! Slap me some skin!" Gary said, extending his hand towards Sam. Sam gurgled and threw up on it. Tracy also had plans for Sam, but Delia wouldn't let him touch him. Delia was taking a nap upstairs and had left Sam in the care of Ash and his friends. Misty was watching TV, Ash and Ritchie were playing Game Boy with a link cable, and Gary was head-banging in the kitchen with his gigantic earphones on. Suddenly...
"Ew!!!! What's that smell?" Ash said.
"Sam pooped again." Misty said.
"Yuck!" Ritchie said, holding his nose.
"PHHHHHHHEWW!" Gary said, taking off his head phones. "Which one of you three had that stink bug crawl up your ass and die?" The kids pointed to Sam.
"Someone needs to change him." Misty said.
"I ain't doin' it." Gary said.
"I did it last time! And the time before that!" Misty said.
"I'm not doing it." Ash said.
"Whose turn is it anyways?" Ritchie asked.
"It's Gary's turn! He hasn't changed one yet!" Misty yelled, pointing at him.
"Fine!" Gary said, throwing down his earphones and walking into the living room to retrieve Sam who was lying in his automatic rocker.
Gary reluctantly changed the diaper.
"I guess Delia was right, all that whoopee cushion stuff did affect him." Gary said to himself. He shrugged his shoulders.
"Oh well!" He grinned evilly. Sam gurgled and threw up.
Ash had his next match later that day. Delia brought baby Sam to the match. He gurgled and threw up 5 times. Ash won his match, and on their way back to the house, Team Rocket in their Meowth Balloon dropped down in front of them.
"Team Rocket!" Ash said.
"How right you are twerps!" Jessie said. "Give us your Pikachu now!"
"No!" Ash said. Jessie hit James with her folded up newspaper.
"I told you the demanding act wouldn't work!"
"Sorry!" James said, covering his head with his arms.
"Fine!" Jessie said, as Meowth started the balloon.
"We'll get your Pikachu sooner or later!" Jessie yelled. "Because we're off to watch the finishing touches being made on our Mewtwo hump buddie, and we'll finally have Pikachu!!!" Team Rocket laughed and they flew off.
"A Mewtwo hump buddie? That could be disastrous!" Misty said to Ash.
"You're right." Ash said. "We have to get to Team Rocket Headquarters and stop the construction of that Mewtwo!"
Note: Sorry this is short.
To Be Continued in the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago!'
'Mission Yo-Possible'