Ah! My Lumbago!
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'The Thrilling Conclusion to Ah! My Lumbago!'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Sigh! I wish those kids would realize how alone I am without a Pokemon like me." Mewtwo sighed from his perch on a lamppost outside Baskin Robbins. Our characters left the place and got into the van and went home.
At home, The kids camped out in the living room.
"I can't believe my mom is making me go to school." Ash said.
"My sisters sent me a letter and said I had to go to school too." Misty said.
"I think I'll go to school because there's nothing better than getting a good education." Richie said. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" Richie said.
"I know something better than getting a good education. Getting a good blow-"
"Tracy get out of here you fag bag!" Gary yelled. Tracy started to cry.
"But I wanted to join in the sleepover." He whined, holding up his sleeping bag.
"No man, that bag reeks of gay sex." Gary said, holding his nose. Tracy began to blubber.
"Bu-bu-bu-bu-but I wanted to-" Tracy started sobbing.
"Okay, okay!" Ash said. "Just shut up. You'll wake Sam!"
"No he won't." Gary said.
"Gary!" Misty said. "What did you do with Sam?"
"Nothing." Gary said quickly, scooting over on his sleeping bag.
"What's that lump?" Ash asked.
"Uh. Porn." Gary answered. Ash poked the lump. It began to cry.
"GARY!" Ash, Misty, and Richie said.
"He's my baby! No one can touch him!" Gary said, taking Sam out from under the covers.
"Put him back in his crib." Ash ordered.
"He doesn't like his crib." Gary insisted.
"Do it!"
"With who?" replied Gary. Ash rolled his eyes and snatched his baby brother from Gary's grasp.
"*Gasp!* My BABY!" Gary said.
"Z!" Sam said. Ash brought Sam upstairs and returned.
"Hey Richie." Ash asked. "Do you still have that Mewtwo?" Richie reached over to his backpack and found a Pokeball.
"Yeah. What about it? Want to use it for illegal Pokemon Trainer reasons?"
"No!" Ash said. "That's what Misty's for." Misty smacked him upside the head.
"Anyways." Ash said, rubbing his head. "I thought we should let it go."
"But it could be destructive." Richie said.
"Not if we leave her in a good place." Misty said. "Remember that place with all the Butterfree and the Nidoqueen and the Ryhorn that got it on?"
"Oh yeah. That movie." Richie said.
"What? You mean we're a movie too?" Ash said.
"Well, it's mainly just a really really really really long TV episode that you have to pay money to see." Richie replied shrugging.
"Oh." Ash said. "Anyways. Then tomorrow let's go to Mt. Kaina and put Mewtwo there.
The next day, the authors magically placed Ash, Misty, Richie, Tracy, and Gary on Mt. Kaina.
"What do we do now?" Ash asked.
"Find Mewtwo?" Misty suggested.
"Here I am!" Mewtwo said, floating down in front of him.
"Sup, yo?" Gary said.
"Uh....." Mewtwo said.
"Hey....." Tracy said winking.
"Uh..........................." Mewtwo said. "*Ahem* What brings you here?" Mewtwo said.
"We have a surprise for you!" Richie said.
"What?" Mewtwo asked. Richie took out the Poke ball with the other Mewtwo in it.
"She's your new friend!" Ash said.
"Hubba hubba!" Mewtwo said.
"Hey handsome." Said the female Mewtwo. They floated off together.
"Aw....... What a nice ending." Misty said.
"Can we go home now?" Tracy whined.
"Fine!" Ash said, annoyed. "Uh..... How are we going to get back home?" The kids looked down the steep cliff.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!" they all yelled. "AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just then the kids were zapped back by the author to the Professor's house.
"Hey kids! We're going to go see a movie." Professor Oak said, picking up the car keys.
"Cool!" Ash said. "What movie are we going to see?"
"Triple X." Professor Oak replied.
"YAY!" Tracy said. He ran to the car shortly followed by Gary.
"What are you waiting for homies? Let's go to the movies!"
As the movie started, Tracy had his hand anxiously in his pants. Gary was grinning really big.
"Hey, did you know there is a rumor going around that Vin Diesel is gay? That's too bad, because he is hot." Said the author's friend Akiko.
"What are you doing here, you fag bag?" asked Gary.
"The authors sent me."
"What for?"
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" went Gary's whoopee cushion.
"Ha! I came prepared if the authors sent one of their minions. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
*Thwak!* went a golf club over Gary's head.
"Hey! This isn't my plushie mallet! It's my brother's golf club!"
"Shhhhhhhhh!" said Hare-Chan, one of the theatre's employees.
"I hope he's gay. I think he's hot, too." Said Tracy. Akiko then hit Tracy.
"Ah! A girl just hit me!" Tracy ran to a seat far from Akiko.
"Damn straight she did!" said Gary.
************
To Be Continued...
~Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago! (Never eat too many Twinkies)'~
Ah! My Lumbago! The Sequel
(Never do too much homework)
(Never eat too many Twinkies)
'The Thrilling Conclusion to Ah! My Lumbago!'
By Lauren (RowlingIdol) and Nicole C.
"Sigh! I wish those kids would realize how alone I am without a Pokemon like me." Mewtwo sighed from his perch on a lamppost outside Baskin Robbins. Our characters left the place and got into the van and went home.
At home, The kids camped out in the living room.
"I can't believe my mom is making me go to school." Ash said.
"My sisters sent me a letter and said I had to go to school too." Misty said.
"I think I'll go to school because there's nothing better than getting a good education." Richie said. Everyone stared at him.
"What?" Richie said.
"I know something better than getting a good education. Getting a good blow-"
"Tracy get out of here you fag bag!" Gary yelled. Tracy started to cry.
"But I wanted to join in the sleepover." He whined, holding up his sleeping bag.
"No man, that bag reeks of gay sex." Gary said, holding his nose. Tracy began to blubber.
"Bu-bu-bu-bu-but I wanted to-" Tracy started sobbing.
"Okay, okay!" Ash said. "Just shut up. You'll wake Sam!"
"No he won't." Gary said.
"Gary!" Misty said. "What did you do with Sam?"
"Nothing." Gary said quickly, scooting over on his sleeping bag.
"What's that lump?" Ash asked.
"Uh. Porn." Gary answered. Ash poked the lump. It began to cry.
"GARY!" Ash, Misty, and Richie said.
"He's my baby! No one can touch him!" Gary said, taking Sam out from under the covers.
"Put him back in his crib." Ash ordered.
"He doesn't like his crib." Gary insisted.
"Do it!"
"With who?" replied Gary. Ash rolled his eyes and snatched his baby brother from Gary's grasp.
"*Gasp!* My BABY!" Gary said.
"Z!" Sam said. Ash brought Sam upstairs and returned.
"Hey Richie." Ash asked. "Do you still have that Mewtwo?" Richie reached over to his backpack and found a Pokeball.
"Yeah. What about it? Want to use it for illegal Pokemon Trainer reasons?"
"No!" Ash said. "That's what Misty's for." Misty smacked him upside the head.
"Anyways." Ash said, rubbing his head. "I thought we should let it go."
"But it could be destructive." Richie said.
"Not if we leave her in a good place." Misty said. "Remember that place with all the Butterfree and the Nidoqueen and the Ryhorn that got it on?"
"Oh yeah. That movie." Richie said.
"What? You mean we're a movie too?" Ash said.
"Well, it's mainly just a really really really really long TV episode that you have to pay money to see." Richie replied shrugging.
"Oh." Ash said. "Anyways. Then tomorrow let's go to Mt. Kaina and put Mewtwo there.
The next day, the authors magically placed Ash, Misty, Richie, Tracy, and Gary on Mt. Kaina.
"What do we do now?" Ash asked.
"Find Mewtwo?" Misty suggested.
"Here I am!" Mewtwo said, floating down in front of him.
"Sup, yo?" Gary said.
"Uh....." Mewtwo said.
"Hey....." Tracy said winking.
"Uh..........................." Mewtwo said. "*Ahem* What brings you here?" Mewtwo said.
"We have a surprise for you!" Richie said.
"What?" Mewtwo asked. Richie took out the Poke ball with the other Mewtwo in it.
"She's your new friend!" Ash said.
"Hubba hubba!" Mewtwo said.
"Hey handsome." Said the female Mewtwo. They floated off together.
"Aw....... What a nice ending." Misty said.
"Can we go home now?" Tracy whined.
"Fine!" Ash said, annoyed. "Uh..... How are we going to get back home?" The kids looked down the steep cliff.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!" they all yelled. "AUTHORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just then the kids were zapped back by the author to the Professor's house.
"Hey kids! We're going to go see a movie." Professor Oak said, picking up the car keys.
"Cool!" Ash said. "What movie are we going to see?"
"Triple X." Professor Oak replied.
"YAY!" Tracy said. He ran to the car shortly followed by Gary.
"What are you waiting for homies? Let's go to the movies!"
As the movie started, Tracy had his hand anxiously in his pants. Gary was grinning really big.
"Hey, did you know there is a rumor going around that Vin Diesel is gay? That's too bad, because he is hot." Said the author's friend Akiko.
"What are you doing here, you fag bag?" asked Gary.
"The authors sent me."
"What for?"
"PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" went Gary's whoopee cushion.
"Ha! I came prepared if the authors sent one of their minions. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
*Thwak!* went a golf club over Gary's head.
"Hey! This isn't my plushie mallet! It's my brother's golf club!"
"Shhhhhhhhh!" said Hare-Chan, one of the theatre's employees.
"I hope he's gay. I think he's hot, too." Said Tracy. Akiko then hit Tracy.
"Ah! A girl just hit me!" Tracy ran to a seat far from Akiko.
"Damn straight she did!" said Gary.
************
To Be Continued...
~Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion to 'Ah! My Lumbago! (Never eat too many Twinkies)'~
Ah! My Lumbago! The Sequel
(Never do too much homework)