Steve's Bunny Slippers
By: Michelle
Author's Note: I'm back with this one. Please review.
Disclaimer: I—D-O-N-'-T—O-W-N—T-E-K-K-E-N!
Steve: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! (stops)
Nina (pulls 1 cotton ball from each of her ears): Finished screaming?
Steve: No.
Xiaoyu: Oh. Okay. Guys, put your cotton balls back into your ears.
Steve: Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Nina: Good.
Steve: NOT! AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hwoarang: Man, don't ever to that again!
King: I'm calling Judge Judy.
Judge Judy: Nah, nah, forget the wack.
King: J-j-j-j-j-j...
Judge J: Yes, I am Judge Judy, now uh... Ya guys said ya wanted a trial court official... Wha is 'at?
Steve: Well, Judge Judy, my "friend" Hwoarang over here... (Hwoarang rolls his eyes) He betrayed me.
Judge J: Did I KNOW you were the plaintiff, Mista What's-ya-name?
Steve: Eh, no.
Judge J: Then stinkin' shut up before I get the chance ta pound ya into tiny newborn corn flakes!
Steve: Fine, sheesh.
Judge Judy: Good. Now, Arma King, who's the plaintiff 'ere?
Armor King: Hwoarang.
Steve: What the????
Armor King: Yep, Hwoarang's the plaintiff.
Steve: But that's not fair!
Armor King: Yes it is.
Steve: HOW???
Armor King: Hwoarang complains why you worry to much about spilling your little secret.
King: Which is reasonable. Right, Hwoarang? (nudges Hwoarang)
Hwoarang: RIGHT.
Steve: What the????
Judge Judy: Then it's decided, Hwoarang's the plaintiff.
Steve: BUT—
Judge Judy: SILENCE!
Narrator: COULD IT BE TRUE??? COULD HWOARANG REALLY BE THE PLAINTIFF? CAN STEVE BEAR IT? OR IS HE EXPLODING AGAIN?
Hwoarang: Yo, man, man, just shut up.
Kazuya: Yeah, why the caps and bold font?
Narrator: I needed the attention. You don't know how hard it is to take attention when you're the narrator.
Judge Judy: SILENCE!
Kazuya: Great, the judge is following you.
Narrator: Good. Somebody idolizes me now.
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A/N: How was 'at for a chapta? Well, if ya wanna see wha' happens next, ya know whatta do.