Disclaimer: Lord of the Rings isn't mine, neither is the idea for this
story. It is Lady Baggins of the Shire's. Read some of her stuff sometime.
It's really good!
"Gandalf! Gandalf! Guess what?" asked Pippin excitedly. "When I was watching TV just now-"
"PIPPIN! Your in a time period where there are no TVs!" thundered The Christian Took.
"Well don't blame me, you're the one writing this!" Pippin shot back.
"Oh, yeah. Er- carry on!"
"Gandalf! Gandalf! Guess what?" said Pippin excitedly. "I was ummm… listening to some travelers just now, and they talked about a far away place! It was called *drum roll please* Disneyworld!"
"You don't say?" asked Gandalf. "And what was the Disneyworld place like?"
"Well, it has an oversized mouse, lotsa things you go on that go up and down and then you throw up!" Pippin grinned.
"Okaaaaaaaaaay, Pippin. That's great. Tell me, when you were coming back after listening to those travelers, did you bump your head, perhaps?"
"Hey," said Frodo, appearing from nowhere, "what's going on?"
"Yeah, I wanna know, too!" exclaimed Merry and Sam at the same time.
"We," said Pippin with an important sounding voice, "are going to Disneyworld!"
"What? No we aren't! PIPPIN!" spluttered Gandalf.
"We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!" The hobbits ran around in circles around a very angry Gandalf.
Aragorn and Boromir came in. "Who? What? Where are we going?"
"We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!"
"SHUT UP, ALREADY!" boomed Gandalf. Legolas and Gimli walked in to see what the commotion was about. They looked at the hobbits running around Gandalf, Gandalf ready to kill something, and Aragorn and Boromir looking very confused. They looked at each other and shrugged.
"Ok," said Legolas. "From what I gather, we're going to Disneyworld. Where's Disneyworld?"
The hobbits stopped running around and looked at each other. They asked each other then looked at Pippin. Pippin scrunched up his face, thinking really hard.
"Florda! Yeah, that's were it is Florda.!"
"Pippin," said The Christian Took, "it's Florida."
"Oh, okay. Well anyway, now that we know where it is… We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!"
All the hobbits joined in. "We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!"
"SHUT UP! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, WE ARE NOT GOING TO DISNEYWORLD! said Gandalf. The hobbits shut up.
"Good! Now pack your bags, without any of you hobbits making a sound, because we're going to Disneyworld!"
A/N: It was weird. I am aware of that. Get over it.
"Gandalf! Gandalf! Guess what?" asked Pippin excitedly. "When I was watching TV just now-"
"PIPPIN! Your in a time period where there are no TVs!" thundered The Christian Took.
"Well don't blame me, you're the one writing this!" Pippin shot back.
"Oh, yeah. Er- carry on!"
"Gandalf! Gandalf! Guess what?" said Pippin excitedly. "I was ummm… listening to some travelers just now, and they talked about a far away place! It was called *drum roll please* Disneyworld!"
"You don't say?" asked Gandalf. "And what was the Disneyworld place like?"
"Well, it has an oversized mouse, lotsa things you go on that go up and down and then you throw up!" Pippin grinned.
"Okaaaaaaaaaay, Pippin. That's great. Tell me, when you were coming back after listening to those travelers, did you bump your head, perhaps?"
"Hey," said Frodo, appearing from nowhere, "what's going on?"
"Yeah, I wanna know, too!" exclaimed Merry and Sam at the same time.
"We," said Pippin with an important sounding voice, "are going to Disneyworld!"
"What? No we aren't! PIPPIN!" spluttered Gandalf.
"We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!" The hobbits ran around in circles around a very angry Gandalf.
Aragorn and Boromir came in. "Who? What? Where are we going?"
"We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!"
"SHUT UP, ALREADY!" boomed Gandalf. Legolas and Gimli walked in to see what the commotion was about. They looked at the hobbits running around Gandalf, Gandalf ready to kill something, and Aragorn and Boromir looking very confused. They looked at each other and shrugged.
"Ok," said Legolas. "From what I gather, we're going to Disneyworld. Where's Disneyworld?"
The hobbits stopped running around and looked at each other. They asked each other then looked at Pippin. Pippin scrunched up his face, thinking really hard.
"Florda! Yeah, that's were it is Florda.!"
"Pippin," said The Christian Took, "it's Florida."
"Oh, okay. Well anyway, now that we know where it is… We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!"
All the hobbits joined in. "We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld! We're going to Disneyworld!"
"SHUT UP! IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, WE ARE NOT GOING TO DISNEYWORLD! said Gandalf. The hobbits shut up.
"Good! Now pack your bags, without any of you hobbits making a sound, because we're going to Disneyworld!"
A/N: It was weird. I am aware of that. Get over it.