"Are we there yet?" groaned Pippin. They had been in the car for about five
minutes, but to Pippin it had seemed like an hour already.
"No, we're not, Pippin," Gandalf responded moodily. The Fellowship had drawn straws to see who would drive (minus the hobbits, they couldn't see over the dashboard) and Gandalf had lost. He was not very happy.
Pippin waited for about three minutes. "How about now?" he asked. "No, we aren't. Try and see if you can be quiet, okay?" replied Legolas.
Pippin sat back in his seat, pouting. After a minute, though, he looked mischievously at Frodo at Frodo looked back at him and nodded.
"Gandalf! Gandalf!" Frodo yelled. Gandalf thought Frodo was warning him about something, so he swerved, almost crashing into the car in the other lane.
"WHAT?" he thundered. "Can we get McDonalds?" asked Frodo sweetly. "WHAT? You almost make me crash into a car to ask me if you want to go to McDonalds?! No! We are not going to McDonalds! Processed food rots the brain!"
"Please?" Frodo gave Gandalf his best Bambi face in the rearview mirror. The wizard muttered something nobody should hear in a G rated story and turned into the drive-thru lane.
"Hi," he said into the speaker. "I'll take a six-piece Chicken McNugget, Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn will take a cheeseburger with fries, Boromir will take a hash-brown, and the hobbits will take… guys, what do you want?"
"A McFlurry!" yelled Pippin. "No, wait, a Happy Meal, no, nevermind, hamburger, no, we'll take a…"
"Shut up!" roared Gandalf. "The hobbits will have a McSalad."
"Hey!" complained Merry. "We don't want a McSa- He was cut off by a death glare from Gandalf.
"Okay," came the server through the speaker. "That'll be…hey, did you say Legolas?! Legolas! Hey guys! Legolas is here!" "Ooh, really?" "Cool!"
"Legolas," hissed Gandalf, "Get under the seat before the Christian Took has to change the rating to NC-17, will you?"
He drove up to the window which was crowed with teenage girls. "Hate to disappoint you girls, but Legolas isn't here! Can we have our food now?"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" said all the girls in unison.
"Oh well," sighed the waitress as she handed the irritated wizard the meals, "have a nice day, and remember, we love to see you smile! TM
"Okay, Legolas, you can get up now," said Sam. A very annoyed and cramped Legolas got up and grabbed his cheeseburger.
"Hey Sam!" shouted Merry. "Look at the sign! Only ten miles to Disneyworld!"
"No, we're not, Pippin," Gandalf responded moodily. The Fellowship had drawn straws to see who would drive (minus the hobbits, they couldn't see over the dashboard) and Gandalf had lost. He was not very happy.
Pippin waited for about three minutes. "How about now?" he asked. "No, we aren't. Try and see if you can be quiet, okay?" replied Legolas.
Pippin sat back in his seat, pouting. After a minute, though, he looked mischievously at Frodo at Frodo looked back at him and nodded.
"Gandalf! Gandalf!" Frodo yelled. Gandalf thought Frodo was warning him about something, so he swerved, almost crashing into the car in the other lane.
"WHAT?" he thundered. "Can we get McDonalds?" asked Frodo sweetly. "WHAT? You almost make me crash into a car to ask me if you want to go to McDonalds?! No! We are not going to McDonalds! Processed food rots the brain!"
"Please?" Frodo gave Gandalf his best Bambi face in the rearview mirror. The wizard muttered something nobody should hear in a G rated story and turned into the drive-thru lane.
"Hi," he said into the speaker. "I'll take a six-piece Chicken McNugget, Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn will take a cheeseburger with fries, Boromir will take a hash-brown, and the hobbits will take… guys, what do you want?"
"A McFlurry!" yelled Pippin. "No, wait, a Happy Meal, no, nevermind, hamburger, no, we'll take a…"
"Shut up!" roared Gandalf. "The hobbits will have a McSalad."
"Hey!" complained Merry. "We don't want a McSa- He was cut off by a death glare from Gandalf.
"Okay," came the server through the speaker. "That'll be…hey, did you say Legolas?! Legolas! Hey guys! Legolas is here!" "Ooh, really?" "Cool!"
"Legolas," hissed Gandalf, "Get under the seat before the Christian Took has to change the rating to NC-17, will you?"
He drove up to the window which was crowed with teenage girls. "Hate to disappoint you girls, but Legolas isn't here! Can we have our food now?"
"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" said all the girls in unison.
"Oh well," sighed the waitress as she handed the irritated wizard the meals, "have a nice day, and remember, we love to see you smile! TM
"Okay, Legolas, you can get up now," said Sam. A very annoyed and cramped Legolas got up and grabbed his cheeseburger.
"Hey Sam!" shouted Merry. "Look at the sign! Only ten miles to Disneyworld!"