Disclaimer: Yeah, I know, I forgot it in the last chapter. Lord of the
Rings isn't mine, etc.
According to the hobbits, Gandalf wasn't going fast enough. He was driving at 90 mph.
Pippin: Gandalf, go faster.
Gandalf: I'm going at 90 miles an hour! I surprised everybody isn't throwing up back there!
Boomer: We are . . . groan.
Gandalf: Oh no. . .
They suddenly here sirens that sound suspiciously like a police sirens. Gandalf looks in the rear view mirror and see a police car with all its lights flashing.
Gandalf: Oh no. . .
He pulls over onto the grass and waits for the police to catch up. The police man pulls up behind him and gets out of the car.
Policeman: Sir, do you know you were driving 56 miles per hour faster than you should have?
Gandalf: With his teeth clenched, staring daggers at Pippin. Yes. . .
Policeman: Then I'll just have to give you a . . . Gandalf! What are you doing here?!
Sam: What's that?
Gandalf: Saruman?!?!
Saruman: Yeah, after I got arrested, you know, all the illegal orc making and stuff, I turned my life around! I got off probation, and started doing community service. After about a year of that I said to my self, Saruman-
Gandalf: Coughs
Saruman: Oh, yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna hafta give you a ticket of 100 dollars.
Gandalf: What?! Why you horrible, thieving, nasty, little-
Saruman: Two things: it's a G-rated sory, remember? And two: I can raise your fine, you know.
Gandalf: Saruman! How've you been, want a back massage? Toe clip?
Fellowship minus Gandalf: Cough! Suck up! Cough!
Saruman: Just pay up and you can go along to Disneyworld. Why you want to go there, though, is beyond me.
Gandalf: Turns bright red
Saruman: Anyways, bye folks! See ya in The Two Towers!
Fellowship: waves Bye!
Narrator guy: So the Fellowship continue on their quest. . . but if Saruman can turn can turn into a policeman in this weird, twisted, inspired- by-coffee story, anything could happen!
According to the hobbits, Gandalf wasn't going fast enough. He was driving at 90 mph.
Pippin: Gandalf, go faster.
Gandalf: I'm going at 90 miles an hour! I surprised everybody isn't throwing up back there!
Boomer: We are . . . groan.
Gandalf: Oh no. . .
They suddenly here sirens that sound suspiciously like a police sirens. Gandalf looks in the rear view mirror and see a police car with all its lights flashing.
Gandalf: Oh no. . .
He pulls over onto the grass and waits for the police to catch up. The police man pulls up behind him and gets out of the car.
Policeman: Sir, do you know you were driving 56 miles per hour faster than you should have?
Gandalf: With his teeth clenched, staring daggers at Pippin. Yes. . .
Policeman: Then I'll just have to give you a . . . Gandalf! What are you doing here?!
Sam: What's that?
Gandalf: Saruman?!?!
Saruman: Yeah, after I got arrested, you know, all the illegal orc making and stuff, I turned my life around! I got off probation, and started doing community service. After about a year of that I said to my self, Saruman-
Gandalf: Coughs
Saruman: Oh, yeah. Anyway, I'm gonna hafta give you a ticket of 100 dollars.
Gandalf: What?! Why you horrible, thieving, nasty, little-
Saruman: Two things: it's a G-rated sory, remember? And two: I can raise your fine, you know.
Gandalf: Saruman! How've you been, want a back massage? Toe clip?
Fellowship minus Gandalf: Cough! Suck up! Cough!
Saruman: Just pay up and you can go along to Disneyworld. Why you want to go there, though, is beyond me.
Gandalf: Turns bright red
Saruman: Anyways, bye folks! See ya in The Two Towers!
Fellowship: waves Bye!
Narrator guy: So the Fellowship continue on their quest. . . but if Saruman can turn can turn into a policeman in this weird, twisted, inspired- by-coffee story, anything could happen!