Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Destiny 1 or 2. The characters, places
etc. all belong to Namco.
I've been gone for awhile, and I bet no one thought I would finish this, but I really want to, its such a cute story, at least I think so. Here it goes!
Mongoose and snake
Garr walked in the door to the cryogenic lab, which quickly closed behind him. He walked over to Philia and looked at her.
"It seems that fat mustard used some kind of nerve gas, these men don't remember a thing. Captain, why not check fat mustards records with the mainframe at langly?" She suggested.
"Yes ma'am." The captain saluted, before heading out the door.
"Can I see that?" Garr asked a reporter, talking his camera away. He snapped photos of his frozen self in many different positions, cheering himself on. "And I'm spent." He said, tossing the camera back to the reporter.
Philia laughed as Garr took her hands and led her out the door.
"Come on Philia!"
The two went skipping across a crosswalk and stopped at a clothes store. Philia came out with orange pants on, a brown shirt and a fuzzy white vest and boots on. Garr shook his head disapprovingly. Philia frowned and watched Garr smile.
A moment later Garr come out of the store wearing the orange pants, brown shirt, fuzzy vest and fuzzy boots. Philia laughed when he began to pose.
The two went on skipping until they were at a small café. They sat down and took in a breath.
"So Garr, what's the future like?"
"Well, everyone has a flying car, entire meals come in pill form and the world is ruled by damned dirty apes!"
Philia paused and then muttered, "Oh my God."
"Got ya! Had you for a second didn't I?"
"You can have me for even longer if you want." Philia smiled.
"Aha..come on Philia!"
Garr pulled Philia to her feet and began to dance around her in a senseless fashion. Philia laughed as Garr attempted to be a tap dancer. When the song ended Philia gave Garr a kiss on the hand, who posed and sighed happily.
*At Dr. Aileron's secret volcano lair.
Dr. Aileron walks up behind Rutee, who is busy making herself a cup of coffee. She smiles slightly when she sees him.
"So, uh, Rutee, how're things?"
"Uh, fine, Dr."
"Just taking a break? Try the hot pockets, they're breathtaking."
There was a long pause before Rutee spoke. "You haven't called.."
"It got weird, right? Listen, I can't let my feelings for you get in the way of me taking over the world, you know that."
"I see.Dr, I..."
Before Rutee could finish her sentence they looked to the time machine, which had sprung into life. In seconds the form of a punk Leon appeared in the frame.
"Leon, son, what're you doing here?" Dr. Aileron asked, turning away from Rutee.
"Well, you know, I was thinking that maybe we could work it out, you know? I mean, you are my father, right?"
"Leon, you had your chance. I have some one who will take over the family interest when I die, he's evil he wants to take over the world and he fits easily in most overhead storage facilities."
"Him?" Leon asked, looking at the mini me/Kyle who was sitting in Dr. Aileron's chair. "He'll kill me the first chance he gets!"
"Yeah probably." Dr. Aileron shrugged. Mini me/Kyle smiled at Dr. Aileron, who proceeded to make hand symbols telling him he loved him. Leon rolled his eyes and walked off as mini me/Kyle signed back to Dr. Aileron.
Garr pulled a photo out of the developing water and hung it with several others. He looked them over thoroughly, admiring his photography work. Then he noticed it.
"What the-?"
He pulled a picture down and put on a pair of glasses that could magnify the picture. He saw clearly that there was a drill mark in the ice that contained him.
"That's how he stole my mojo! Fat mustard!"
Garr decided he would tell Hugo tomorrow and went into the main room of his home. Philia was sitting on the bed, waiting for him.
"So Garr. Why not give me one of your world famous massages."
"Krike. You mean a sensual massage?" He asked, picking up a bottle of water. Philia nodded as Garr began to rub her shoulders gently. In a mere second Philia was turned around, staring straight into his eyes.
"You don't have to play, we're way beyond that." Philia said.
"W-we are?"
Before Philia could reply Garr got up and grabbed his jacket.
"Is it something I said?"
"No, its not you. I can't explain it right now. Sorry."
With that Garr walked out of his apartment, leaving Philia alone. But not for long. Hugo popped up in a monitor, asking for Garr.
"I must have said something wrong, so he just took off."
"Listen Philia, I don't want you getting to close to Garr, Its not meant to be." Hugo said.
"I don't get to close to anyone Hugo. My interest in this case is purely business."
"That's good to hear. In that case then, you won't mind tracking fat mustard down tonight?" Hugo inquired.
"No problem." Philia said.
"We need you to plant this homing device on him, by any means possible."
"No problem."
"Good. Now remember, any means possible."
Garr stood, staring up at his past self, frozen in ice. He sighed.
"Look at you, you used to be so handsome, now you're nothing. Well, at least it can't get any worse, can it?"
Philia cringed hard as fat mustard leaned over to get a piece of chicken. She grimaced when she remembered she had to plant the homing device. She pulled it out of her purse and set it up to a beacon. She took a deep breath before she closed her eyes and planted the homing device on fat mustard.
*At the lair.
Dr. Aileron stood in front of his followers and cleared his throat.
"Now, we are going into phase two of our evil plan, or is it phase three, oh I don't know, I don't know phases. But any ways, this is the phase where we put a giant 'laser' on the moon. As you know the moon does a full rotation around the planet like so.."
Dr. Aileron pushed the small moon on the demonstration model, which only got half way there. The members of the audience waited for the moon to move. Dr. Aileron glared and pushed the moon the rest of the way around.
"Now, it will be situated in a position in which it will be able to destroy the castle of seinegald. Turning the moon into what I like to call, a 'death star'."
Dr. Aileron turned when he heard Leon laugh. "What is it?"
"Oh nothing, Darth."
"What did you call me?"
"Oh no no nothing. Ah, ah, rip off!" Leon pretended to sneeze.
"Bless you." Dr. Aileron said turning back to his model.
"Now, the giant laser was created by the noted physicist Allen parsons. So we will there for call it the Allen Parsons project."
Leon laughed again, louder this time.
"Ok, what's the problem now?" Dr. Aileron started to get angry.
"The Allen Parsons project is a progressive rock band in 1982, why don't you just call it operation wang chung?"
"What?"
"No that project banana ram will be huge though."
"Ok Shh!"
"But-"
"Shh!"
"But I-!"
"Shh.com! Now silence!"
"Dr. Aileron, setting aside the family squabble, maybe we could get down to business."
"Oh really number two? You want to run things around here? You want to wear the daddy patch, huh? You gonna cry?"
"Why would I cry?" Number two asked, right before Dr. Aileron hit him in the face with the ball image of the earth. Number two instantly pretended to cry, dealing with Dr. Aileron's childness wasn't one of his favorite things.
When Dr. Aileron was sure number two was crying he did his little happy victory dance, throwing the ball, with which he hit number two with, back into its holder.
Garr ran don the street looking for Philia. He found her looking at clothes outside a store.
"Philia!" Garr yelled.
"Philia looked at him and out the dress she was looking at down. "Uh, yes?"
"Philia about what happened last night, I want to apologize! You see, I've lost my mojo." Garr sighed.
"Is that it?!" Philia yelled. "I thought it was because you didn't like me!"
"Oh no baby, you're alright, you're switched on, you're a bit of alright!" Garr said happily.
"Oh good. Now, there's something I have to tell you something. Last night I planted a homing device on fat mustard, but in order to do that I had to-"
"Hey! It's on!" Garr yelled, watching a red blob on the screen of the tracker. "Come on, let's go!" They both pulled out their guns and went running off.
In a few minutes they were running down the halls of a subway station, trying to find fat mustard. They were followed by a team of headquarters detectives. They stopped in front of a bathroom, and Philia ordered a man to ram the door open. When the door fell down they all rushed in, but instantly gagged.
"Oh my God! Fat mustard left a floater! In the name of all things sacred, that is the most fowl thing ever! Somebody flush it down!"
"No no! We need to get this sample to the lab to be analyzed!" Philia yelled, moving aside for a detective to come in.
After an hour Garr and Philia were sitting in a secret lab, waiting for the test results. As they were about to ask how much longer, Hugo walked in.
"Hello Garr! Hello Philia."
"Hello Hugo, so, what's up?" Garr asked, standing up.
"Well Garr, we've found remains of a rare vegetable, only found on one island in the Caribbean."
"Whoopdy doo! What does it all mean Hugo?"
"It means, Garr, that Dr. Aileron's secret volcano lair is here, in the Caribbean!"
"What ever." Garr said, rolling his eyes and sipping some coffee. Every one around him sweat dropped.
*Back in Dr. Aileron's secret lair.
Mini me/Kyle is sitting in Dr. Aileron's lap, smiling as he brushes his hair. Dr. Aileron stopped for a minute to look at him.
"Rutee?"
"Yes doctor?"
"Is he growing or is it just me?"
"Well, he is a real boy."
"Oh? I thought he was a clone?"
"Er, well, he uh-"
"Never mind. Get me the king of Seinegald!"
The king, along with several other high-ranking soldiers popped up on the screen in the lairs.
"Ah, hello your majesty. In 12 hours I will prepare to destroy your kingdom, with my giant laser!"
Dr. Aileron signaled number two to unveil the giant laser. When the king gave him a strange look Dr. Aileron turned around. He gagged and screamed.
"Mini me! Stop humping the laser! Oh jeez. Why don't you and the giant laser get a room? Oh, never mind! King, you either pay me 100 billion dollars or I blow you up!"
The king began to laugh.
"Dr. Aileron, this is 1969, that amount of money doesn't even exist! That's like saying I want a million cagillion dollars!"
"Come on King, show me the money!"
"Show you what money?"
"You know, show me the money, show me the money! You know?"
Dr. Aileron heard someone trying to get his attention. He turned to Leon and waited.
"Its 1969, that movie wont even come out for at least another ten years!"
"Leon, daddies working, and when your in the lair try and use the big boy voice. Ok? King. Here is a demonstration of the awesome lethality of the laser! Fire the laser!"
The king screamed as he watched the screen he was watching light up with fire from a laser, shooting at the castle. He yelled at one of his men for a damage report. The screen switched back to Dr. Aileron who was smiling very happily and evilly.
"Its ok." One of his men said, bringing him back to the screen.
"Dr. Aileron-"
"Ok, talk to the hand cause the face doesn't want to hear it."
"Talk to what hand, talk to your hand?"
"Your not all that and a bag of potato chips."
"Uh-"
"Don't go there girlfriend. Uh huh."
Leon leaned back in his chair and covered his face. "You're an idiot."
"Ok, Mr. King. Bye bye."
Number two switched the screen off and looked to Dr. Aileron.
"Now, what do we do about Garr, sir?"
"Garr is like the snake to my mongoose, or mongoose to my snake. I don't know animals very well. Now, Kill him."
Almost done! Maybe one or two chapters left, don't know. I will complete it, no matter how long it takes, though it may take along time for me to get the next chapter up since school is back in session. But I will try my hardest! ToD rocks!!!
I've been gone for awhile, and I bet no one thought I would finish this, but I really want to, its such a cute story, at least I think so. Here it goes!
Mongoose and snake
Garr walked in the door to the cryogenic lab, which quickly closed behind him. He walked over to Philia and looked at her.
"It seems that fat mustard used some kind of nerve gas, these men don't remember a thing. Captain, why not check fat mustards records with the mainframe at langly?" She suggested.
"Yes ma'am." The captain saluted, before heading out the door.
"Can I see that?" Garr asked a reporter, talking his camera away. He snapped photos of his frozen self in many different positions, cheering himself on. "And I'm spent." He said, tossing the camera back to the reporter.
Philia laughed as Garr took her hands and led her out the door.
"Come on Philia!"
The two went skipping across a crosswalk and stopped at a clothes store. Philia came out with orange pants on, a brown shirt and a fuzzy white vest and boots on. Garr shook his head disapprovingly. Philia frowned and watched Garr smile.
A moment later Garr come out of the store wearing the orange pants, brown shirt, fuzzy vest and fuzzy boots. Philia laughed when he began to pose.
The two went on skipping until they were at a small café. They sat down and took in a breath.
"So Garr, what's the future like?"
"Well, everyone has a flying car, entire meals come in pill form and the world is ruled by damned dirty apes!"
Philia paused and then muttered, "Oh my God."
"Got ya! Had you for a second didn't I?"
"You can have me for even longer if you want." Philia smiled.
"Aha..come on Philia!"
Garr pulled Philia to her feet and began to dance around her in a senseless fashion. Philia laughed as Garr attempted to be a tap dancer. When the song ended Philia gave Garr a kiss on the hand, who posed and sighed happily.
*At Dr. Aileron's secret volcano lair.
Dr. Aileron walks up behind Rutee, who is busy making herself a cup of coffee. She smiles slightly when she sees him.
"So, uh, Rutee, how're things?"
"Uh, fine, Dr."
"Just taking a break? Try the hot pockets, they're breathtaking."
There was a long pause before Rutee spoke. "You haven't called.."
"It got weird, right? Listen, I can't let my feelings for you get in the way of me taking over the world, you know that."
"I see.Dr, I..."
Before Rutee could finish her sentence they looked to the time machine, which had sprung into life. In seconds the form of a punk Leon appeared in the frame.
"Leon, son, what're you doing here?" Dr. Aileron asked, turning away from Rutee.
"Well, you know, I was thinking that maybe we could work it out, you know? I mean, you are my father, right?"
"Leon, you had your chance. I have some one who will take over the family interest when I die, he's evil he wants to take over the world and he fits easily in most overhead storage facilities."
"Him?" Leon asked, looking at the mini me/Kyle who was sitting in Dr. Aileron's chair. "He'll kill me the first chance he gets!"
"Yeah probably." Dr. Aileron shrugged. Mini me/Kyle smiled at Dr. Aileron, who proceeded to make hand symbols telling him he loved him. Leon rolled his eyes and walked off as mini me/Kyle signed back to Dr. Aileron.
Garr pulled a photo out of the developing water and hung it with several others. He looked them over thoroughly, admiring his photography work. Then he noticed it.
"What the-?"
He pulled a picture down and put on a pair of glasses that could magnify the picture. He saw clearly that there was a drill mark in the ice that contained him.
"That's how he stole my mojo! Fat mustard!"
Garr decided he would tell Hugo tomorrow and went into the main room of his home. Philia was sitting on the bed, waiting for him.
"So Garr. Why not give me one of your world famous massages."
"Krike. You mean a sensual massage?" He asked, picking up a bottle of water. Philia nodded as Garr began to rub her shoulders gently. In a mere second Philia was turned around, staring straight into his eyes.
"You don't have to play, we're way beyond that." Philia said.
"W-we are?"
Before Philia could reply Garr got up and grabbed his jacket.
"Is it something I said?"
"No, its not you. I can't explain it right now. Sorry."
With that Garr walked out of his apartment, leaving Philia alone. But not for long. Hugo popped up in a monitor, asking for Garr.
"I must have said something wrong, so he just took off."
"Listen Philia, I don't want you getting to close to Garr, Its not meant to be." Hugo said.
"I don't get to close to anyone Hugo. My interest in this case is purely business."
"That's good to hear. In that case then, you won't mind tracking fat mustard down tonight?" Hugo inquired.
"No problem." Philia said.
"We need you to plant this homing device on him, by any means possible."
"No problem."
"Good. Now remember, any means possible."
Garr stood, staring up at his past self, frozen in ice. He sighed.
"Look at you, you used to be so handsome, now you're nothing. Well, at least it can't get any worse, can it?"
Philia cringed hard as fat mustard leaned over to get a piece of chicken. She grimaced when she remembered she had to plant the homing device. She pulled it out of her purse and set it up to a beacon. She took a deep breath before she closed her eyes and planted the homing device on fat mustard.
*At the lair.
Dr. Aileron stood in front of his followers and cleared his throat.
"Now, we are going into phase two of our evil plan, or is it phase three, oh I don't know, I don't know phases. But any ways, this is the phase where we put a giant 'laser' on the moon. As you know the moon does a full rotation around the planet like so.."
Dr. Aileron pushed the small moon on the demonstration model, which only got half way there. The members of the audience waited for the moon to move. Dr. Aileron glared and pushed the moon the rest of the way around.
"Now, it will be situated in a position in which it will be able to destroy the castle of seinegald. Turning the moon into what I like to call, a 'death star'."
Dr. Aileron turned when he heard Leon laugh. "What is it?"
"Oh nothing, Darth."
"What did you call me?"
"Oh no no nothing. Ah, ah, rip off!" Leon pretended to sneeze.
"Bless you." Dr. Aileron said turning back to his model.
"Now, the giant laser was created by the noted physicist Allen parsons. So we will there for call it the Allen Parsons project."
Leon laughed again, louder this time.
"Ok, what's the problem now?" Dr. Aileron started to get angry.
"The Allen Parsons project is a progressive rock band in 1982, why don't you just call it operation wang chung?"
"What?"
"No that project banana ram will be huge though."
"Ok Shh!"
"But-"
"Shh!"
"But I-!"
"Shh.com! Now silence!"
"Dr. Aileron, setting aside the family squabble, maybe we could get down to business."
"Oh really number two? You want to run things around here? You want to wear the daddy patch, huh? You gonna cry?"
"Why would I cry?" Number two asked, right before Dr. Aileron hit him in the face with the ball image of the earth. Number two instantly pretended to cry, dealing with Dr. Aileron's childness wasn't one of his favorite things.
When Dr. Aileron was sure number two was crying he did his little happy victory dance, throwing the ball, with which he hit number two with, back into its holder.
Garr ran don the street looking for Philia. He found her looking at clothes outside a store.
"Philia!" Garr yelled.
"Philia looked at him and out the dress she was looking at down. "Uh, yes?"
"Philia about what happened last night, I want to apologize! You see, I've lost my mojo." Garr sighed.
"Is that it?!" Philia yelled. "I thought it was because you didn't like me!"
"Oh no baby, you're alright, you're switched on, you're a bit of alright!" Garr said happily.
"Oh good. Now, there's something I have to tell you something. Last night I planted a homing device on fat mustard, but in order to do that I had to-"
"Hey! It's on!" Garr yelled, watching a red blob on the screen of the tracker. "Come on, let's go!" They both pulled out their guns and went running off.
In a few minutes they were running down the halls of a subway station, trying to find fat mustard. They were followed by a team of headquarters detectives. They stopped in front of a bathroom, and Philia ordered a man to ram the door open. When the door fell down they all rushed in, but instantly gagged.
"Oh my God! Fat mustard left a floater! In the name of all things sacred, that is the most fowl thing ever! Somebody flush it down!"
"No no! We need to get this sample to the lab to be analyzed!" Philia yelled, moving aside for a detective to come in.
After an hour Garr and Philia were sitting in a secret lab, waiting for the test results. As they were about to ask how much longer, Hugo walked in.
"Hello Garr! Hello Philia."
"Hello Hugo, so, what's up?" Garr asked, standing up.
"Well Garr, we've found remains of a rare vegetable, only found on one island in the Caribbean."
"Whoopdy doo! What does it all mean Hugo?"
"It means, Garr, that Dr. Aileron's secret volcano lair is here, in the Caribbean!"
"What ever." Garr said, rolling his eyes and sipping some coffee. Every one around him sweat dropped.
*Back in Dr. Aileron's secret lair.
Mini me/Kyle is sitting in Dr. Aileron's lap, smiling as he brushes his hair. Dr. Aileron stopped for a minute to look at him.
"Rutee?"
"Yes doctor?"
"Is he growing or is it just me?"
"Well, he is a real boy."
"Oh? I thought he was a clone?"
"Er, well, he uh-"
"Never mind. Get me the king of Seinegald!"
The king, along with several other high-ranking soldiers popped up on the screen in the lairs.
"Ah, hello your majesty. In 12 hours I will prepare to destroy your kingdom, with my giant laser!"
Dr. Aileron signaled number two to unveil the giant laser. When the king gave him a strange look Dr. Aileron turned around. He gagged and screamed.
"Mini me! Stop humping the laser! Oh jeez. Why don't you and the giant laser get a room? Oh, never mind! King, you either pay me 100 billion dollars or I blow you up!"
The king began to laugh.
"Dr. Aileron, this is 1969, that amount of money doesn't even exist! That's like saying I want a million cagillion dollars!"
"Come on King, show me the money!"
"Show you what money?"
"You know, show me the money, show me the money! You know?"
Dr. Aileron heard someone trying to get his attention. He turned to Leon and waited.
"Its 1969, that movie wont even come out for at least another ten years!"
"Leon, daddies working, and when your in the lair try and use the big boy voice. Ok? King. Here is a demonstration of the awesome lethality of the laser! Fire the laser!"
The king screamed as he watched the screen he was watching light up with fire from a laser, shooting at the castle. He yelled at one of his men for a damage report. The screen switched back to Dr. Aileron who was smiling very happily and evilly.
"Its ok." One of his men said, bringing him back to the screen.
"Dr. Aileron-"
"Ok, talk to the hand cause the face doesn't want to hear it."
"Talk to what hand, talk to your hand?"
"Your not all that and a bag of potato chips."
"Uh-"
"Don't go there girlfriend. Uh huh."
Leon leaned back in his chair and covered his face. "You're an idiot."
"Ok, Mr. King. Bye bye."
Number two switched the screen off and looked to Dr. Aileron.
"Now, what do we do about Garr, sir?"
"Garr is like the snake to my mongoose, or mongoose to my snake. I don't know animals very well. Now, Kill him."
Almost done! Maybe one or two chapters left, don't know. I will complete it, no matter how long it takes, though it may take along time for me to get the next chapter up since school is back in session. But I will try my hardest! ToD rocks!!!