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Disclaimer: I own some Harry Potter toys and books-but then again, they're all copyrighted by JK Rowling and WB!
CHAPTER 1
"James darling! Hold still!"
"Yes, mother." James Potter huffed. Elli Anna Potter, Queen of Britain was fixing her sons cape.
"Why are you being so fidgety, honey?" Elli Anna asked her son.
"Mother, you try being betrothed to a girl when you are only 8 years old, seeing her only once at a party, mind you she looked terrible too, and now seeing her nine years later, to discuss wedding plans and children! My goodness!" James said exasperatedly.
"Might I remind you," Lady Anna said. "that I was betrothed to your father when I was 8 too?"
"At least, you looked pretty. This girl looks horrible!" James said rolling his eyes.
"Thank you for the compliment, my young prince-but how do you know she still looks the same?" Lady Anna asked.
"I don't know, don't ugly, fat people just stay that way?" James asked.
"You're right." Lady Anna said sarcastically. "I mean how much can a person change after NINE years?"
"Pfft!" James said folding his arms.
*~*~*~* At a castle in France *~*~*~*
"Papa! Mama!" Lily Evans said pleadingly. "Do not make me do this! Sil Vou Plait!" she was down on her knees.
"Lily Charlotte Nicola Evans!" Lady Brigitta Evans, Lily's mother screeched. "Get off the floor this instant, darling!" she continued, helping her daughter brush off the dust on her dress.
"Lily, you know we are doing this for you, right?" Her father, Nicholas, asked.
"Papa, please?! He is 'orrible!" Lily said, her accent thicker than it should have been.
"Lily, please, don't talk with your accent-you are going to live in England soon." Lady Brigitta said, exasperatedly.
"See, that is another thing-I wont be with you!" Lily said.
"But honey, we will come see you!" Her father said, touching her cheek fondly.
"That boy is a disaster!" Lily said grumbling. "Do you remember what he did to me-at ze acquaintance ball?" Lily said shuddering a little.
"Honey, he didn't mean it. He was only ten after all." Her father said.
"And don't talk with you accent." Her mother reminded her again.
"Oh, I'm very sure he didn't mean to turn my eyes ghostly white so that everyone thought I was possessed, and then turn Majestic purple!" Lily screeched.
"Honey, the eye thing was a joke. And you love the color purple!" Lady Brigitta said, in James' defense.
"Mama! I had to ride a purple horse for a month!" Lily said. "And poor Majestic's hair almost stayed that way, instead of turning silver again!"
"Do not make this hard Lily!" Her father said. "After Petunia ran off with that Vernon-" Nicholas looked disgusted. "You are our only hope for a perfect daughter."
"And you're doing well so far, smart, beautiful, thin-just please?!" Brigitta asked again.
Lady Brigitta was almost down on her knees, and Lily hated seeing her parents beg.
"Alright!" Lily said finally giving in. "But if he even thinks about doing anything to Majestic, or any of my of my pets for that matter, I will refuse to see him ever again!" Lily said, stomping her foot.
Her parents breathed a sigh of relief, and her mother kissed her cheek.
"Thank you Mon Cheri!" Lady Brigitta said smiling.
"Quickly, they will be here any minute!" King Nicholas said, clapping his hands, to summon some of the servants.
"Mama, who else is coming?" Lily asked.
"No one today, but on the day of the announcement, King Federico, his Queen Margarita and Princess Arabella will be coming, and then there's King Peleus, Queen Hera and Prince Sirius too." Her mother said smiling soothingly.
"Oh, darling, don't forget King Hans, Queen Greta and Prince Remus-yes, yes! Use the white sheet!" Nicholas said.
"Oh! NO! Mama! Papa! You know those three together are like giving Titanic 2 more icebergs! For goodness sake!" Lily complained.
"Excuse me, your majesty." Alfredo, the butler popped his head into Lily's chambers. "The opposing party wish me to tell you that they will be apparating to the courtyard in a few minutes."
"Zank you Alfredo!" Nicholas said, forgetting not to use his accent.
"Now, Lily, no more trouble, bickering or anything with James alright. Keep a civil tongue!" Lady Brigitta warned.
"I never do anything to him!" Lily whined.
"Except call him things that are rather hurtful." Brigitta said.
"Like what?" Lily asked feigning innocence.
"Um-hm." Brigitta smiled.
*~*~*~*
"James, I'm warning you! If you do anything to Lily this time-" Lady Anna stopped in mid-sentence to see her son mimicking her facial expressions. "Not funny, James!" Lady Anna scolded.
"Sorry mum." James said, his face falling.
"I mean it! Don't you dare do anything to her horse this time!" Lady Anna said, shaking a finger at her son.
"Aww, mom, she likes purple!" James said acting innocent.
"I'm sure!" Lady Anna said before leaving the room.
Disclaimer: I own some Harry Potter toys and books-but then again, they're all copyrighted by JK Rowling and WB!
CHAPTER 1
"James darling! Hold still!"
"Yes, mother." James Potter huffed. Elli Anna Potter, Queen of Britain was fixing her sons cape.
"Why are you being so fidgety, honey?" Elli Anna asked her son.
"Mother, you try being betrothed to a girl when you are only 8 years old, seeing her only once at a party, mind you she looked terrible too, and now seeing her nine years later, to discuss wedding plans and children! My goodness!" James said exasperatedly.
"Might I remind you," Lady Anna said. "that I was betrothed to your father when I was 8 too?"
"At least, you looked pretty. This girl looks horrible!" James said rolling his eyes.
"Thank you for the compliment, my young prince-but how do you know she still looks the same?" Lady Anna asked.
"I don't know, don't ugly, fat people just stay that way?" James asked.
"You're right." Lady Anna said sarcastically. "I mean how much can a person change after NINE years?"
"Pfft!" James said folding his arms.
*~*~*~* At a castle in France *~*~*~*
"Papa! Mama!" Lily Evans said pleadingly. "Do not make me do this! Sil Vou Plait!" she was down on her knees.
"Lily Charlotte Nicola Evans!" Lady Brigitta Evans, Lily's mother screeched. "Get off the floor this instant, darling!" she continued, helping her daughter brush off the dust on her dress.
"Lily, you know we are doing this for you, right?" Her father, Nicholas, asked.
"Papa, please?! He is 'orrible!" Lily said, her accent thicker than it should have been.
"Lily, please, don't talk with your accent-you are going to live in England soon." Lady Brigitta said, exasperatedly.
"See, that is another thing-I wont be with you!" Lily said.
"But honey, we will come see you!" Her father said, touching her cheek fondly.
"That boy is a disaster!" Lily said grumbling. "Do you remember what he did to me-at ze acquaintance ball?" Lily said shuddering a little.
"Honey, he didn't mean it. He was only ten after all." Her father said.
"And don't talk with you accent." Her mother reminded her again.
"Oh, I'm very sure he didn't mean to turn my eyes ghostly white so that everyone thought I was possessed, and then turn Majestic purple!" Lily screeched.
"Honey, the eye thing was a joke. And you love the color purple!" Lady Brigitta said, in James' defense.
"Mama! I had to ride a purple horse for a month!" Lily said. "And poor Majestic's hair almost stayed that way, instead of turning silver again!"
"Do not make this hard Lily!" Her father said. "After Petunia ran off with that Vernon-" Nicholas looked disgusted. "You are our only hope for a perfect daughter."
"And you're doing well so far, smart, beautiful, thin-just please?!" Brigitta asked again.
Lady Brigitta was almost down on her knees, and Lily hated seeing her parents beg.
"Alright!" Lily said finally giving in. "But if he even thinks about doing anything to Majestic, or any of my of my pets for that matter, I will refuse to see him ever again!" Lily said, stomping her foot.
Her parents breathed a sigh of relief, and her mother kissed her cheek.
"Thank you Mon Cheri!" Lady Brigitta said smiling.
"Quickly, they will be here any minute!" King Nicholas said, clapping his hands, to summon some of the servants.
"Mama, who else is coming?" Lily asked.
"No one today, but on the day of the announcement, King Federico, his Queen Margarita and Princess Arabella will be coming, and then there's King Peleus, Queen Hera and Prince Sirius too." Her mother said smiling soothingly.
"Oh, darling, don't forget King Hans, Queen Greta and Prince Remus-yes, yes! Use the white sheet!" Nicholas said.
"Oh! NO! Mama! Papa! You know those three together are like giving Titanic 2 more icebergs! For goodness sake!" Lily complained.
"Excuse me, your majesty." Alfredo, the butler popped his head into Lily's chambers. "The opposing party wish me to tell you that they will be apparating to the courtyard in a few minutes."
"Zank you Alfredo!" Nicholas said, forgetting not to use his accent.
"Now, Lily, no more trouble, bickering or anything with James alright. Keep a civil tongue!" Lady Brigitta warned.
"I never do anything to him!" Lily whined.
"Except call him things that are rather hurtful." Brigitta said.
"Like what?" Lily asked feigning innocence.
"Um-hm." Brigitta smiled.
*~*~*~*
"James, I'm warning you! If you do anything to Lily this time-" Lady Anna stopped in mid-sentence to see her son mimicking her facial expressions. "Not funny, James!" Lady Anna scolded.
"Sorry mum." James said, his face falling.
"I mean it! Don't you dare do anything to her horse this time!" Lady Anna said, shaking a finger at her son.
"Aww, mom, she likes purple!" James said acting innocent.
"I'm sure!" Lady Anna said before leaving the room.
