Sorry for the delay in getting this chapter up. its just that, well we weren't planning on writing anymore after that last chapter, but all the reviewers inspired us. so here it is... oh, and we might make one more chapter after this one. it all depends on the readers' respones... *points at the screen* THAT MEANS YOU!!!!!! anyway here it is...
Navi: *scared* Uhhhh....Hi Mr. Poe my name is Navi...
Poe: Grrrraaaaaaaahghghghhaahhhhh
Tatl: *more scared* Navi it's not working......
Navi: I can see that!!!!!
Tatl: Run for your lives!!!! (BAM) *crashes into the glass*
Navi: *smacks head* Why are you so stupid?
Tatl: @.@
Poe: Oh are you ok?
Navi and Tatl: Huh???
Poe: What?
Navi: You mean you're not gonna eat us??
Tatl: *scared face* But...But... I'm allergic to salt and pepper!!! And... And... *gasp* I know!!!! I bet we'd taste good with lemon though :D
Navi: *smack* You retard!!!!!!
Poe: Eat you?? EWWWWWWWW!!!!! Whats wrong with you?? That's just plain disgusting
Tatl: You mean... You've tasted fairy before???
Poe: Of course not
Navi: What??? Oh!!!!! Tatl, this must a NEW poe... Link probably sold the last one to buy those "tapes"
Tatl: Hmmmmmmm...I see...
Navi: Hi, Mr. Poe. I'm Navi
Tatl: And I'm Tatl!!!!
Poe: Pleased to meet you, I'm Roe. So...Why did that guy put you in here with me??
Navi: Cuz... We taped recored him on his wedding night while he was... you know
Poe: Ewwwwwwwww, you two are nasty little perverts
Tatl: Yeah... I mean no!!! It's cuz you dont know the whole story
Navi: She's right, here I'll start at the beginning...
They tell him the whole story
Roe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! You two are dumasses,but at least your funny.
Navi: Ummmmm... Thanks?
Tatl: ^o^
Link walks in
Navi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Please don't come any closer!!!!
Roe: Huh?? What are you doing??
Tatl: *through clenched teeth* play along... Link we're sorry
Roe: Ohhhh... RAHHAAAGGAAAHHHAGHAHGHHGAHGRRAHHAH
Navi: Please Link, we've learned our lesson
Link: Hah!! Serves you right, you horny lil fairies!!!! I think I'll let you suffer a bit longer
Link leaves the room
Tatl: Phew
Navi: That was close
Roe: Ok ok, so what did that Gerudo do to him???
Navi: Then she...
Link arrives at his room in the castle
Zelda is brushing her hair
Link: Zelda, Oh my Goddesses!!!! You won't believe what the fairies did this time
Zelda: What?
Link: *mumbles* I knew I shouldn't have introduced them to each other...
Zelda: what was that???
Link: Just watch this
He puts the tape in
Zelda turns pale
Link: What's wrong?
Zelda: Link... Thats not me...
TO BE CONTINUED... MAYBE