Of course Gimli would love to come! Legolas though, dancing down the hallway in his father's palace. He handed the letter to a messenger, whose ride was short lived- he ran into a tree.

"Ugh," Legolas moaned. "Medic!" Then he gave his letter to a true blue good, fast messenger. He stood there waving to the guy as medic elves helped the dumb one onto a stretcher.

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So Legolas had to wait for days until he got a response. It soon came: Yes!

So Leggy (Leggy? Leggie? Aw, forget it!) ran to Thranduil, knocking over a bunch of elves and said: "Look! LOOK!! Gimli CAN come! He says he's coming NOW!!"

"OK, OK," Thranduil said as Leggy bounced away. "Hyper child..."

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So FINALLY Gimli arrived. Yay! Yea! Yeah...

So then Leggy showed him around EVERYWHERE-Then he stopped cold.

"What?" Gimli asked.

"Sh!" Legolas said. "Quick, get outta sight!" They both dove into a doorway.

An Elf-woman walked past. She had long golden hair that almost touched the floor, and was wearing a blue-green dress that trailed behind her a bit. Her eyes were almost aqua, and clear. She finally passed by.

"Wow," Gimli whistled under his breath. "Golden-haired Arwen? So why'd we hide? You like her?" The Dwarf grinned.

Legolas sighed. "Noo-oo," he said. "She's my EX-GIRLFRIEND."

"Your WHAT?!?" Gimli yelled. Leggy slapped a hand over his mouth- literally SLAPPED.

"Owww," Gimli whined. "So what happened? How'd you two break up?

Leggy sighed. "Well," he began, "When I went away to Rivendell, she was really upset. When I came back from the Quest, she had another boyfriend! We got into a huge fight and I said, 'Why are you seeing someone else?!' And she said, 'You went off without me!' And then I shot back, 'I was BUSY on a QUEST to help save the WORLD and possibly your little behind, missy!' And she gasped and shouted, 'Shut UP!' and slapped me! So we broke up."

Gimli was leaning back eating popcorn. "Whoo hoo!" he said. "Soap opera!"

Leggy blushed. "Was NOT!" he said. "And don't spill any popcorn; Dad'll get mad at ME."

"Oh, 'Leggy'? That you?" The Elf girl came back, an almost evil grin on her face.

"Nerdhaniel," Legolas said, glaring. (remember: "DH" sounds like "TH") "And what are YOU doing here?"

Nerdhaniel laughed. "Why, I LIVE here, if you recall, LEG-olas." Then she muttered, "Lanky Legs."

"Oh of COURSE," Legolas said, them muttered, "NERD- niel."

"I heard that!" Nerdhaniel growled.

"You wanna do something about it?" Leggy countered.

"Fight, fight, fight! Rah, rah, rah!" Gimli cheered.



What will happen? You'll have to wait & see IF I continue this story. Quite frankly, it's awful stupid...